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(USA Today)   Dick Mourdock clarifies his comments: "I didn't say God intended rape, he just intended the babies born out of rape. Got that?"   (usatoday.com) divider line 58
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2012-10-24 02:54:51 PM
8 votes:
i177.photobucket.com
2012-10-24 02:19:00 PM
7 votes:

"Dear Jesus.My wife and I can't make a baby. Can you please send someone to rape her?" #DesperateRepublicanPrayers

- Daniel Poehlman (@DPoem) October 24, 2012
2012-10-24 06:57:45 PM
6 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-10-24 06:04:22 PM
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-24 11:19:43 PM
4 votes:
i1024.photobucket.com
2012-10-24 04:04:08 PM
4 votes:
We should decriminalize rape. The poor men we're prosecuting are just fulfilling God's will.

Do you punish people who give you gifts?
2012-10-24 06:00:22 PM
3 votes:
A girl who farks on a very first date is anything but fussy
But a girl who aborts a babe from rape is probably a hussy

Macaca. Macaca
The Senate's hard to get.
Macaca. Macaca
And not this year, I bet.

Macaca. Macaca
Tripped up by their own mouths
Macaca. Macaca.
Yes, even in the south.


/apologies to Meredith Wilson
2012-10-24 05:53:12 PM
3 votes:

abhorrent1: god likes rape


9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape.
2012-10-24 02:43:43 PM
3 votes:

Aarontology: "I didn't intend to punch that guy. Just for his teeth to be knocked out with my fist"


No, no. "I didn't intend to punch that guy, but God meant for his teeth to be removed by my fist."
2012-10-24 09:51:08 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-24 09:34:40 PM
2 votes:

elchip: When a rapist gives you lemons, make lemonade.


I call mine Raponade.
2012-10-24 07:00:18 PM
2 votes:
Reposting from other thread because
www.mattbors.com
2012-10-24 06:54:37 PM
2 votes:

gadian: Even my right wing nut-job spouse (whom I adore for his compassion and giant cock)


Husband-like typing detected.
2012-10-24 06:18:26 PM
2 votes:
playingrickymorton.files.wordpress.com

This guy?
2012-10-24 05:50:23 PM
2 votes:
images.wikia.com
Because God wills it!
2012-10-24 05:45:15 PM
2 votes:
I prefer to hang out with the heathens instead of the pagans.

Pagan community has too many drama llamas.
2012-10-24 05:17:25 PM
2 votes:

Weaver95: I think i'm gonna keep hanging out with the pagans.


These two?

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2012-10-24 05:09:01 PM
2 votes:

Elzar: Diogenes: We should decriminalize rape. The poor men we're prosecuting are just fulfilling God's will.

Do you punish people who give you gifts?

Actually a good reading of the books of the law indicate that rapists are to marry their victims and pay the victim's father restitution. Now if the victim is married, its adultery and both rapist and victim should both be stoned to death. Why is it so difficult for you heathens to understand the simple and just rules of G_d?


I think i'm gonna keep hanging out with the pagans. they seem less judgmental. plus - they can cook like nobody's bidness.
2012-10-24 04:05:28 PM
2 votes:

vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 190x265]

Rape baby


No dad, Joseph and I didn't sleep together, it was God who impregnated me.

/best. excuse. ever.
2012-10-25 03:35:57 PM
1 votes:

ilambiquated: Monkeyhouse Zendo: GranoblasticMan: hawcian: There are, however, an infinite number (albeit a smaller infinity) of universes where complex structures could form.

You know how I know you don't understand the concept of "infinity?"

Actually, it is you who has a poor grasp of the mathematics of infinity. Two sets may both be infinite but one said to be larger or smaller based on how their elements correspond. For example, Take all the positive integers which is an infinite set and the prime numbers which is also an infinite set but a subset of the positive integers.

No, the set of all primes is the same size as the set of all integers, even though it is a proper subset. In fact the definition of infinity is that an infinite set can be the same size as on of its a proper subsets.

However, you are right to say that there are different sizes of infinity. The real numbers make up a larger set than the integers, as proven by Cantor's diagonal argument.



i229.photobucket.com
2012-10-25 11:26:04 AM
1 votes:

elchip: When a rapist gives you lemons, make lemonade throw a lemon party.


ftfy
2012-10-25 02:23:41 AM
1 votes:

hawcian: There are, however, an infinite number (albeit a smaller infinity) of universes where complex structures could form.


You know how I know you don't understand the concept of "infinity?"
2012-10-24 10:05:05 PM
1 votes:

A Dark Evil Omen: Hickory-smoked: TalenLee: dletter: That is interesting, never really thought about it that way, I'll have to ask next time I am in a group how they consider that being not "monotheistic", I mean, Satan seems to have some pretty "God-like" powers.

Read Job. Satan is basically God's sting operative.

I prefer "prosecuting attorney."

Satan is the original cop.


He's also not the damn snake - that's just another, another, another example of Christians retconning bullshiat back into someone else's book. The Old Testament is Twilight, which makes the New Testament 50 Shades of Gray, which makes the Book of Mormon 50 Shades Of Gray fanfiction.
ecl
2012-10-24 08:36:04 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: Fart_Machine: Mugato: intelligent comment below: I don't see where he is constantly getting pissed off and punishing them but I guess if you believe it rains tomorrow because God's angry then you can blame everything on him

What do you call the Flood? The plagues of Egypt? Adam and Eve? That's all the Bible is, God being pissed and punishing people.

Old Testament God was kind of a jerk.

Sure but even in the new Testament he had a son and let him be tortured to death for some reason that still was never made clear to me.


It's because you masturbate.
2012-10-24 07:44:49 PM
1 votes:
I was once raped in the butt and 9 hours later I pushed a little turd out.
2012-10-24 07:28:27 PM
1 votes:
The Bible makes note of children conceived against God's wishes.
It's arguably the cause for the flood in Genesis.

So did God intend those pregnancies just to piss himself off?
2012-10-24 07:17:31 PM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: It does seem strange when you forget that the bible is a compilation of books, assembled by ancient politicians. If you care about the facts, however, it's fairly easy to discern what books should be ignored, and what ignored books should have been included. *protip* start with Jesus and cut and paste from there.


If you care about the facts, you should be ignoring the Bible completely.
2012-10-24 06:59:45 PM
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: [i.imgur.com image 850x296]


may i borrow that...i feel like starting a facebook war before i go on vacation
2012-10-24 06:46:22 PM
1 votes:

jvl: Here's how the "both" works: people have free will, but God knows how it's going to work out if he lets people make their own decisions. Usually such people believe that the end result of history is destined. So the rape is a completely evil crime made when God allowed the rapist to choose whether to act good or act evilly. The net result though, simply adds to God's plan. In this way, he is saying that if someone is raped and chooses to have a baby, then the baby is (a) good and (b) meant to be and (c) the rapist is a criminal.


Yeah, I'm going to agree that this makes no sense. If the rape baby was "meant to be," then so was the rape. I can draw out the symbolic logic if you want...

On the bright side, Calvinists will be fine with the idea of someone doing an evil act as part of God's plan then being condemned for it, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.
2012-10-24 06:46:02 PM
1 votes:
God should mind his business and stay out of politics. There are plenty of sports games he needs to be at, or failing that he could design some plays for Tebow.
2012-10-24 06:39:23 PM
1 votes:
"Well, the bad news is we haven't caught your rapist. But the good news is--you're gonna have a BAY-BEEE!!!"
2012-10-24 06:30:18 PM
1 votes:
Republicans, when anyone asks you a question even tangentially related to rape, your only answer should be "Rape is bad" followed by a pivot to the economy. Don't try to explain your views, don't try to equivocate, don't try to define your own terms. Just say "rape is bad" and pivot. "Rape is bad" and pivot.
2012-10-24 06:28:52 PM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: "Dear Jesus.My wife and I can't make a baby. Can you please send someone to rape her?" #DesperateRepublicanPrayers- Daniel Poehlman (@DPoem) October 24, 2012


If your wife isn't getting pregnant when you have sex with her, surely it is because you are raping her? And if she could then get pregnant with a rapists baby, than means she must have wanted to be raped by him.

/Akin logic
2012-10-24 06:25:53 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-24 06:20:18 PM
1 votes:

that bosnian sniper: Oh Christ, I saw the Onion article and now this. I don't know which is...well, I just don't farking know any more.


This entire election season has made Poe's Law into Poe's Ironclad Rule of Life.
2012-10-24 06:18:17 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

I want to set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute.
2012-10-24 06:13:27 PM
1 votes:
Sorry I'm late.
2012-10-24 06:13:20 PM
1 votes:
We are all about defending families. Rape families.
2012-10-24 06:08:55 PM
1 votes:
If it's a legimate rape, the female body has ways (i.e. pepper spray, mace, taser) to try to shut the whole thing down.
2012-10-24 06:06:11 PM
1 votes:

chuckufarlie: HE failed the first rule of holes

1. Once you find yourself in one, stop digging.


No no no, dig UP stupid.
2012-10-24 06:02:50 PM
1 votes:
I'm actually a pretty hardcore liberal, and I'm actually willing to give him the benefit of the doubt as far as what he said.

What I don't understand though is how you believe in an omnipotent god who goes "oh, hey, she's getting raped. Um... let's make her pregnant" instead of "oh, hey, she's getting raped. Let's give him a convenient massive heart attack" -- and then go and worship said god.
2012-10-24 06:02:23 PM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: abhorrent1: god likes rape

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape.


Holy Frankenfark that was awfully funny.
2012-10-24 05:55:58 PM
1 votes:
What about forceful artificial insemination? I need an answer soonish.
2012-10-24 05:52:49 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: I don't see what the big deal is.

Have you read the Bible? The God that these people worship is all about rape.


Or torturing a faithful follower to win a petty bet. Basically God is Mortimer from Trading Places.
2012-10-24 05:52:08 PM
1 votes:

The Republican said during a debate against Democrat Joe Donnelly on Tuesday that when a woman becomes pregnant during rape "it is something that God intended."


Your god needs to force a woman through a horrific long-term experience just to get a baby?

Way to go. Dick.


No, that's not supposed to be a comma.
2012-10-24 05:49:17 PM
1 votes:

abhorrent1: god likes rape


some gods do, yes. the Christian one doesn't.
2012-10-24 05:17:46 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: I think i'm gonna keep hanging out with the pagans. they seem less judgmental. plus - they can cook like nobody's bidness.


That's true, in my experience as well. I'm Pagan and I make a pretty nice chili for Football Sundays, if I do say so myself.
2012-10-24 05:02:00 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: We should decriminalize rape. The poor men we're prosecuting are just fulfilling God's will.

Do you punish people who give you gifts?


Actually a good reading of the books of the law indicate that rapists are to marry their victims and pay the victim's father restitution. Now if the victim is married, its adultery and both rapist and victim should both be stoned to death. Why is it so difficult for you heathens to understand the simple and just rules of G_d?
2012-10-24 04:49:49 PM
1 votes:

Corvus: Ok anyone believes this shiat can someone explain how God meant for the rape to happen but has no control over the abortion?

Free will covers abortions but not raping?


um...magic?
2012-10-24 04:21:37 PM
1 votes:

swaniefrmreddeer: So god intended for the rape victim to conceive, then he must have wanted her to be raped in the first place. Therefor god wants women to get rape-raped.


You forget, "God" is responsible for anything that they do want to have happen, and "Satan" or something else outside of God's control is responsible for the other parts. So, Satan raped the person, and God just decided to make it a little better, because kids always make everything better!

It is all part of the "Making things up from inferences as I go along to fit my needs" bible study.
2012-10-24 04:14:09 PM
1 votes:

swaniefrmreddeer: So god intended for the rape victim to conceive, then he must have wanted her to be raped in the first place. Therefor god wants women to get rape-raped.


No, God wants women to conceive, but some women can't take a hint, so God has to resort to other means.

Just get married and pregnant as soon as you can, ladies, and God won't have to do this stuff to you anymore.
2012-10-24 04:08:04 PM
1 votes:
So:

God picks a woman to get pregnant, then he starts throwing as many dicks as he can her way, until she gets pregnant, and if she insists on using condoms or some other form of birth control, he gets frustrated and makes a guy rape her to get her pregnant?

Or does he pick both the woman AND the man, but it's just her luck the dude would rather rape her than ask her out on a date?

I'm not sure how God can intend a pregnancy without also intending how that child is conceived and by whom. What exactly am I missing, Dick?
2012-10-24 04:08:00 PM
1 votes:
On, a serious note. How do these people keep getting elected?
2012-10-24 03:53:18 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Rape baby
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-24 03:20:51 PM
1 votes:

swaniefrmreddeer: So god intended for the rape victim to conceive, then he must have wanted her to be raped in the first place. Therefor god wants women to get rape-raped.


That's why it's legitimate.
2012-10-24 03:06:15 PM
1 votes:
So god intended for the rape victim to conceive, then he must have wanted her to be raped in the first place. Therefor god wants women to get rape-raped.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-24 02:15:31 PM
1 votes:
So the "I was on a mission from God" defense won't work?
2012-10-24 02:10:09 PM
1 votes:
Oh JTFC
 
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