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(USA Today)   Dick Mourdock clarifies his comments: "I didn't say God intended rape, he just intended the babies born out of rape. Got that?"   (usatoday.com) divider line 388
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2012-10-24 02:10:09 PM  
Oh JTFC
 
2012-10-24 02:14:10 PM  
Well, I'm convinced.

Sandwiches?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-24 02:15:31 PM  
So the "I was on a mission from God" defense won't work?
 
2012-10-24 02:17:17 PM  

vpb: So the "I was on a mission from God" defense won't work?


I'm farking for Jesus!

/actual MLK quote, I believe
 
2012-10-24 02:19:00 PM  

"Dear Jesus.My wife and I can't make a baby. Can you please send someone to rape her?" #DesperateRepublicanPrayers

- Daniel Poehlman (@DPoem) October 24, 2012
 
2012-10-24 02:21:19 PM  
"I didn't intend to punch that guy. Just for his teeth to be knocked out with my fist"
 
2012-10-24 02:30:16 PM  
Funny he has to clarify them when the NRSC and Romney have already backed the original.
 
2012-10-24 02:43:43 PM  

Aarontology: "I didn't intend to punch that guy. Just for his teeth to be knocked out with my fist"


No, no. "I didn't intend to punch that guy, but God meant for his teeth to be removed by my fist."
 
2012-10-24 02:46:49 PM  

Shostie: Aarontology: "I didn't intend to punch that guy. Just for his teeth to be knocked out with my fist"

No, no. "I didn't intend to punch that guy, but God meant for his teeth to be removed by my fist."


lol
 
2012-10-24 02:54:51 PM  
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2012-10-24 03:06:15 PM  
So god intended for the rape victim to conceive, then he must have wanted her to be raped in the first place. Therefor god wants women to get rape-raped.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-24 03:20:51 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: So god intended for the rape victim to conceive, then he must have wanted her to be raped in the first place. Therefor god wants women to get rape-raped.


That's why it's legitimate.
 
2012-10-24 03:47:43 PM  
He works in mysterious, most times violent ways.
 
2012-10-24 03:51:42 PM  
I don't see what the big deal is.

Have you read the Bible? The God that these people worship is all about rape.
 
2012-10-24 03:51:47 PM  
leaving aside for a moment the philosophical implications of believing in a god that condones violent acts against his followers...did Mourdock really intend that press conference to succeed? c'mon man...I was watching it. he tried to say that his words were 'twisted' against him. while i'm sure that you could make that case in other circumstances the record seems pretty clear: he kinda/sorta seems to believe that rape babies happen because it's god's will and his press conference didn't really clear any of that up.
 
2012-10-24 03:53:18 PM  
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Rape baby
 
wee
2012-10-24 04:01:29 PM  
American Taliban indeed.
 
2012-10-24 04:04:08 PM  
We should decriminalize rape. The poor men we're prosecuting are just fulfilling God's will.

Do you punish people who give you gifts?
 
2012-10-24 04:05:28 PM  

vernonFL: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 190x265]

Rape baby


No dad, Joseph and I didn't sleep together, it was God who impregnated me.

/best. excuse. ever.
 
2012-10-24 04:08:00 PM  
On, a serious note. How do these people keep getting elected?
 
2012-10-24 04:08:04 PM  
So:

God picks a woman to get pregnant, then he starts throwing as many dicks as he can her way, until she gets pregnant, and if she insists on using condoms or some other form of birth control, he gets frustrated and makes a guy rape her to get her pregnant?

Or does he pick both the woman AND the man, but it's just her luck the dude would rather rape her than ask her out on a date?

I'm not sure how God can intend a pregnancy without also intending how that child is conceived and by whom. What exactly am I missing, Dick?
 
2012-10-24 04:14:09 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: So god intended for the rape victim to conceive, then he must have wanted her to be raped in the first place. Therefor god wants women to get rape-raped.


No, God wants women to conceive, but some women can't take a hint, so God has to resort to other means.

Just get married and pregnant as soon as you can, ladies, and God won't have to do this stuff to you anymore.
 
2012-10-24 04:15:37 PM  

Pope Larry II: On, a serious note. How do these people keep getting elected?


by scaring the f*ck outta voters. that plus a lot of money from various interest groups (corporations, single issue advocacy, churches or whatnot). turns out that if you make people afraid, they'll stop thinking rationally and become easier to manipulate.
 
2012-10-24 04:21:37 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: So god intended for the rape victim to conceive, then he must have wanted her to be raped in the first place. Therefor god wants women to get rape-raped.


You forget, "God" is responsible for anything that they do want to have happen, and "Satan" or something else outside of God's control is responsible for the other parts. So, Satan raped the person, and God just decided to make it a little better, because kids always make everything better!

It is all part of the "Making things up from inferences as I go along to fit my needs" bible study.
 
2012-10-24 04:35:23 PM  
Do we have free will or are you a believe in predestination?, this is not a hard question
 
2012-10-24 04:47:48 PM  
Ok anyone believes this shiat can someone explain how God meant for the rape to happen but has no control over the abortion?

Free will covers abortions but not raping?
 
2012-10-24 04:49:49 PM  

Corvus: Ok anyone believes this shiat can someone explain how God meant for the rape to happen but has no control over the abortion?

Free will covers abortions but not raping?


um...magic?
 
2012-10-24 05:02:00 PM  

Diogenes: We should decriminalize rape. The poor men we're prosecuting are just fulfilling God's will.

Do you punish people who give you gifts?


Actually a good reading of the books of the law indicate that rapists are to marry their victims and pay the victim's father restitution. Now if the victim is married, its adultery and both rapist and victim should both be stoned to death. Why is it so difficult for you heathens to understand the simple and just rules of G_d?
 
2012-10-24 05:09:01 PM  

Elzar: Diogenes: We should decriminalize rape. The poor men we're prosecuting are just fulfilling God's will.

Do you punish people who give you gifts?

Actually a good reading of the books of the law indicate that rapists are to marry their victims and pay the victim's father restitution. Now if the victim is married, its adultery and both rapist and victim should both be stoned to death. Why is it so difficult for you heathens to understand the simple and just rules of G_d?


I think i'm gonna keep hanging out with the pagans. they seem less judgmental. plus - they can cook like nobody's bidness.
 
2012-10-24 05:16:42 PM  

GAT_00: Funny he has to clarify them when the NRSC and Romney have already backed the original.


Hmmm.

FTFA: Romney spokeswoman Andrea Saul said in a statement that "Gov. Romney disagrees with Richard Mourdock and Mr. Mourdock's statements do not reflect Gov. Romney's views." Romney supports abortion in cases of rape, incest or when the life of the woman is in danger. Saul said Romney still supports Mourdock.

While you might be right, GAT_00, that isn't what TFA says.
 
2012-10-24 05:17:25 PM  

Weaver95: I think i'm gonna keep hanging out with the pagans.


These two?

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2012-10-24 05:17:46 PM  

Weaver95: I think i'm gonna keep hanging out with the pagans. they seem less judgmental. plus - they can cook like nobody's bidness.


That's true, in my experience as well. I'm Pagan and I make a pretty nice chili for Football Sundays, if I do say so myself.
 
2012-10-24 05:35:26 PM  
The fact that the GOP still exists has forced me to believe that God really isn't paying attention to us.
 
2012-10-24 05:37:53 PM  

Lando Lincoln: The fact that the GOP still exists has forced me to believe that God really isn't paying attention to us.


or that the god(s) the Republicans worship isn't the Christian one.
 
2012-10-24 05:45:15 PM  
I prefer to hang out with the heathens instead of the pagans.

Pagan community has too many drama llamas.
 
2012-10-24 05:46:40 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I prefer to hang out with the heathens instead of the pagans.

Pagan community has too many drama llamas.


I haven't actually seen any issues among the pagans I know in my local area. they seem more laid back than the evangelical Christians.
 
2012-10-24 05:48:09 PM  
forcing women to have sex = wrong

forcing women to have rape babies = right

The Lord works in mysterious ways
 
2012-10-24 05:48:12 PM  
god likes rape
 
2012-10-24 05:48:51 PM  

Pope Larry II: On, a serious note. How do these people keep getting elected?


Indiana. The answer is Indiana.

/Believe me, I know
//Lived here all my life
 
2012-10-24 05:49:17 PM  

abhorrent1: god likes rape


some gods do, yes. the Christian one doesn't.
 
2012-10-24 05:49:23 PM  
Let Jesus fark you!

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2012-10-24 05:49:26 PM  
Dear Republicans,

Yes we understood what you meant in the first. It just still was very stupid!!!
 
2012-10-24 05:50:00 PM  
What this story needs is more Hitler.
 
2012-10-24 05:50:04 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I prefer to hang out with the heathens instead of the pagans.

Pagan community has too many drama llamas.


This!
 
2012-10-24 05:50:23 PM  
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Because God wills it!
 
2012-10-24 05:50:42 PM  

vpb: swaniefrmreddeer: So god intended for the rape victim to conceive, then he must have wanted her to be raped in the first place. Therefor god wants women to get rape-raped.

That's why it's legitimate.


Too legit to quit?
 
2012-10-24 05:51:02 PM  
Dear Farkers:

You've been trolled hard by a Christian fundie idiot.

Sincerely,

the rest of the human race
 
2012-10-24 05:51:09 PM  
So let's picket the next GOP member to get cancer and seek treatment for it, because 'CANCER CELLS ARE LIFE TOO.'
 
2012-10-24 05:52:08 PM  

The Republican said during a debate against Democrat Joe Donnelly on Tuesday that when a woman becomes pregnant during rape "it is something that God intended."


Your god needs to force a woman through a horrific long-term experience just to get a baby?

Way to go. Dick.


No, that's not supposed to be a comma.
 
2012-10-24 05:52:49 PM  

vernonFL: I don't see what the big deal is.

Have you read the Bible? The God that these people worship is all about rape.


Or torturing a faithful follower to win a petty bet. Basically God is Mortimer from Trading Places.
 
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