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(Daily Mail)   Guy arrested for putting girlfriend's cat in dryer and anonymously posts video on Youtube. Breaks down crying when judge reveals his identity, so that everyone can hate him   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 199
    More: Sick, Allan Staughton, YouTube, anonymous post, physical effects, RSPCA, cats  
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2012-10-24 02:05:23 PM  
I'm sure that there are plenty of dryers that will accommodate a yob of his size.
 
2012-10-24 02:08:45 PM  
Do not allow a cat anywhere near you, they only cause trouble!
 
2012-10-24 02:11:53 PM  
He said: 'Mr Staughton suffers from conduct disorder which he says means 'I just do things without thinking.'

Perhaps, then, you are not fit to live in society at all and should be removed.
 
2012-10-24 02:15:15 PM  
The bastard didn't even have the courtesy to use a dryer sheet.
 
2012-10-24 02:15:57 PM  
Punishment should be repeated cat claw strikes to the scrotum, every week for the rest of his life.
 
2012-10-24 02:16:38 PM  

dj_bigbird: FTA: 'I just do things without thinking.'


That just sounds like a pitiful excuse to get out of responsibility.

Hows about I brain you with a 2x4, I tend to do things without thinking as well.

/removing him won't remove his problem, but beating the problem into him, well that'd make me feel better.
 
2012-10-24 02:40:37 PM  
"I would break my foot kicking that man in the balls."
 
2012-10-24 02:48:54 PM  
Idiot. The cat was clearly marked, "Dry Clean Only".
 
2012-10-24 02:58:56 PM  
a month of eating cat turds for breakfast, lunch and dinner might be appropriate.
 
2012-10-24 03:26:29 PM  
i98.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 03:57:17 PM  
www.tigerhostel.com
Lock that prick in a cage with this kitty.
 
2012-10-24 04:17:32 PM  
Those who torture animals often go on to torture humans too. Lock him away, toss away the key.
 
2012-10-24 04:24:52 PM  
Picture of a guy "who just does things without thinking."
www.gonemovies.com

Lock this sociopath up and throw away the key.
 
2012-10-24 04:26:15 PM  
Stories like this make me really stabby

MajorGroove: Those who torture animals often go on to torture humans too. Lock him away, toss away the key.


And This^
 
2012-10-24 04:51:50 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: [sabarton.blog.com image 375x500] 

hope he's a light sleeper


I wouldn't want to piss off Wilford Brimley either
 
2012-10-24 04:53:22 PM  
something, something, wet pussy, something dryer... got nutin honey.
 
2012-10-24 05:24:32 PM  
Lock him in a room with the Caturday people.
 
2012-10-24 05:29:12 PM  

Mark Ratner: Lock him in a room with the Caturday people.


Easy there, Mengele.
 
2012-10-24 05:33:51 PM  

Mark Ratner: Lock him in a room with the Caturday people.


...and a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
 
2012-10-24 05:41:47 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Mark Ratner: Lock him in a room with the Caturday people.

...and a pair of pliers and a blow torch.


I had no idea the "Caturday" people were so hardcore.
 
2012-10-24 05:48:01 PM  
It's Fluffy, not Fluffee!
 
2012-10-24 05:52:16 PM  
All I could think of was:


*RUMBLE* m *RUMBLE* e *RUMBLE* o *RUMBLE* w *RUMBLE*
 
2012-10-24 06:02:28 PM  
"He said: 'Mr Staughton suffers from conduct disorder which he says means 'I just do things without thinking.'"

Around here we have a name for that disorder. It's called Being an Asshole.
 
2012-10-24 06:18:35 PM  
dailypicksandflicks.com
 
2012-10-24 06:40:42 PM  

Mark Ratner: Lock him in a room with the Caturday people.


THIS.

The asshole won't live through it.

/Good.
 
2012-10-24 06:40:52 PM  

2xhelix: I'm sure that there are plenty of dryers that will accommodate a yob of his size.


It has a nice equivalent feel from the 'eye for an eye' perspective, but no. Unlike his victim he would know what was happening, and he wouldn't have any sense of mortal terror resulting from it. He would just suffer some bumps and bruises.

No, to really make the punishment fit the crime, you'd have to devise some sort of punishment that triggers a primal fear response; the kind of unmitigated existential dread that results from being completely in fear from your life, coupled with no understanding of the cause of your pants-shiatting fear.

As someone else said in the thread, turn him over to the Caturday psychos. I'm sure they could come up with something sufficiently diabolical.
 
2012-10-24 06:45:30 PM  

gilgigamesh: 2xhelix: I'm sure that there are plenty of dryers that will accommodate a yob of his size.

It has a nice equivalent feel from the 'eye for an eye' perspective, but no. Unlike his victim he would know what was happening, and he wouldn't have any sense of mortal terror resulting from it. He would just suffer some bumps and bruises.

No, to really make the punishment fit the crime, you'd have to devise some sort of punishment that triggers a primal fear response; the kind of unmitigated existential dread that results from being completely in fear from your life, coupled with no understanding of the cause of your pants-shiatting fear.

As someone else said in the thread, turn him over to the Caturday psychos. I'm sure they could come up with something sufficiently diabolical.


Make him chase a laser for hours and hours and when he thinks he finally has it....turn it off and move it to the other wall.
 
2012-10-24 06:50:36 PM  
How about tons of superficial paper cuts followed by a nice lemon juice shower?
 
2012-10-24 07:02:05 PM  
images.cheezburger.com
 
2012-10-24 07:03:52 PM  

Mog32Kupo: dj_bigbird: FTA: 'I just do things without thinking.'

That just sounds like a pitiful excuse to get out of responsibility.

Hows about I brain you with a 2x4, I tend to do things without thinking as well.

/removing him won't remove his problem, but beating the problem into him, well that'd make me feel better.


i like the way you think. maybe a couple a well placed whacks upside his head will change his way of thinking to the point where he may live out his life drooling and stuttering but able to take simple instructions and no longer poses a threat to society.
 
2012-10-24 07:04:58 PM  

Coco LaFemme: How about tons of superficial paper cuts deep scratches from a very,very pissed off cat followed by a nice lemon juice shower?

 

Only if it's followed by a generous salt scrub.
 
2012-10-24 07:05:28 PM  
Ok, I'll go against the grain here, as I'm not a cat fan, but there is no reason to treat an innocent animal this way. If you don't want the cat, give it away to someone who could use a loving companion.


/Pets his two black labs.
 
2012-10-24 07:06:44 PM  

NuttierThanEver: The bastard didn't even have the courtesy to use a dryer sheet.


/LOL...+1 internets for you..and Favorited.
// Not that i condone cat torture.
 
2012-10-24 07:07:01 PM  
If someone did that to one of my cats, there wouldn't be enough of the person left for police to charge them with animal cruelty.

What is wrong with people? Sick mf-ers. Didn't mommy and daddy hug you enough?
 
2012-10-24 07:08:09 PM  
Unfortunately, by making him get rid of the cat, they've deprived him of the worst punishment of all -- the disgusting smell of cat piss from the litter box that permeates the homes, clothes and all possessions of people that own cats.
 
2012-10-24 07:08:12 PM  
>> 'I just do things without thinking.'

Is this a thing now? Cuz if it is I'm totally using it!
 
2012-10-24 07:09:08 PM  
When they said "three cycles", I thought they meant three times into the dryer, like three wash cycles. They actually meant three rotations.

Not a nice thing to do, but not as bad as I thought.
 
2012-10-24 07:09:16 PM  

HKWolf: If someone did that to one of my cats, there wouldn't be enough of the person left for police to charge them with animal cruelty.

What is wrong with people? Sick mf-ers. Didn't mommy and daddy hug you enough?


charactersinadvertising.files.wordpress.com 

/Sorry,..i had to
 
2012-10-24 07:09:31 PM  

dj_bigbird: He said: 'Mr Staughton suffers from conduct disorder which he says means 'I just do things without thinking.'

Perhaps, then, you are not fit to live in society at all and should be removed.


Actually, he seems to fit the model of society at large. Ever drive?
 
2012-10-24 07:09:52 PM  
Good thing his girlfriend dumped him before he could do anything to the two-year old in the house.
 
2012-10-24 07:10:43 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Unfortunately, by making him get rid of the cat, they've deprived him of the worst punishment of all -- the disgusting smell of cat piss from the litter box that permeates the homes, clothes and all possessions of people that own cats.


Funny, my boyfriend and I have two cats and none of our clothes or possessions smell like cat piss. Neither does the house. I guess that's because we regularly clean and change the litter box so as to avoid any acrid odors.

Interesting how cleanliness works, no?
 
2012-10-24 07:12:34 PM  
Meh, people put hamsters in wheels all the time.
 
2012-10-24 07:12:36 PM  

HKWolf: What is wrong with people?


I don't know. Some people see a stray cat and they think setting it on fire for shiats and giggles is just perfectly fine,that happened to one of the strays where I live. My friend thought she has some kind of terrible cancer til she took her to the vet. Lil bit ripped the top of her mouth off because it was on fire. Same with the assholes who like to poison them,catch them then beat their heads in with a brick,throw out of moving cars and I really,really just hate humans sometimes.
 
2012-10-24 07:12:48 PM  
"He said: 'Mr Staughton suffers from conduct disorder which he says means 'I just do things without thinking.'

Yeah, my ass. That might explain stomping a caterpillar, or screaming out and obscenity.

This guy got his camera, got the cat in the dryer, provided commentary while cat was abused, saved the video, uploaded it to youtube, and typed out a description. That is not impulsive, that is planned and coordinated.
 
2012-10-24 07:14:24 PM  

A Terrible Human: Coco LaFemme: How about tons of superficial paper cuts deep scratches from a very,very pissed off cat followed by a nice lemon juice shower? 

Only if it's followed by a generous salt scrub.


Jib, cut of it i like / newsletter/etc
 
2012-10-24 07:14:29 PM  
I'm sure the girlfriend is the one who told this dumb ass "hey, take my pussy for a spin, will ya?"
 
2012-10-24 07:15:38 PM  

croesius: "He said: 'Mr Staughton suffers from conduct disorder which he says means 'I just do things without thinking.'

Yeah, my ass. That might explain stomping a caterpillar, or screaming out and obscenity.

This guy got his camera, got the cat in the dryer, provided commentary while cat was abused, saved the video, uploaded it to youtube, and typed out a description. That is not impulsive, that is planned and coordinated.


Couldn't have said it better myself
 
2012-10-24 07:16:18 PM  
The real question is how he managed to get caught.
 
2012-10-24 07:16:25 PM  
I hope his cell mate likes cats and lifts weights.
 
2012-10-24 07:16:40 PM  
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas
and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's
got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
 
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