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(San Diego 6)   When you misplace something, like a deceased relatives ashes, it's always in the last place you look, which in this case is the OB Sud's Car Wash   (sandiego6.com) divider line 38
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2012-10-24 04:46:19 PM
..it's always in the last place you look

If you found it, why would you keep looking?
 
2012-10-24 04:46:20 PM
Well it wouldn't make any sense to keep looking now would it.
 
2012-10-24 04:47:00 PM

Pair-o-Dice: ..it's always in the last place you look

If you found it, why would you keep looking?


By a second.

/tiny fist in your direction
 
2012-10-24 04:50:11 PM
Just wondering if everybody knew. What do Neil Armstrong and Osama bin Laden have in common?
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2012-10-24 04:50:29 PM
Perhaps it was the deceased's last wish. I myself have chosen to be left on top of a sink in a McDonald's restroom.
 
2012-10-24 04:51:06 PM

MBooda: Just wondering if everybody knew. What do Neil Armstrong and Osama bin Laden have in common?
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Both liked to have sex with camels?
 
2012-10-24 04:52:35 PM

Hector Remarkable: Perhaps it was the deceased's last wish. I myself have chosen to be left on top of a sink in a McDonald's restroom.


Weird, personally I've requested that my loved ones rub my ashes all over $1000 in $1 bills, then go down to my favorite strip club and insert them into the strippers G strings.
 
2012-10-24 04:59:09 PM

Pair-o-Dice: ..it's always in the last place you look

If you found it, why would you keep looking?


I don't know....because some Jedi's come along and tell you these are not the ashes you're looking for?
 
2012-10-24 05:02:11 PM

Slaves2Darkness: Weird, personally I've requested that my loved ones rub my ashes all over $1000 in $1 bills, then go down to my favorite strip club and insert them into the strippers G strings.


I'd like the same, but I'd like $500 of those to be rolled and handed out as coke snorting straws.
 
2012-10-24 05:03:06 PM
If I misplaced a loved one's ashes, the car wash would be the first place I'd look.
 
2012-10-24 05:03:10 PM
How many times do you think this guy was asked to spell his last name?
 
2012-10-24 05:04:17 PM

BAMFinator: Pair-o-Dice: ..it's always in the last place you look

If you found it, why would you keep looking?

By a second.

/tiny fist in your direction


Great minds etc.
 
2012-10-24 05:07:33 PM
 
2012-10-24 05:09:49 PM
If you found it in the first place you looked, wouldn't that be the last place you looked too?
 
2012-10-24 05:14:10 PM
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2012-10-24 05:27:19 PM
It IS always in the last place you look...right next to your perspicacity.
 
2012-10-24 05:30:25 PM
What if you look for it for months and never find it, then decide, "Well I'm just going to look in one more place-my ass. If it's not there I'm going to stop looking." You stick your fingers up there: nothing. You stick a small camera up your butt and take pictures: nothing. You break into a dentist's office and give yourself a rectal X-ray with the oral X-ray equipment: still no container of ashes. So you give up and never look for them again.

You aver they're always in the last place you look. Does that mean the ashes actually ARE in your ass?
 
2012-10-24 05:34:12 PM
I've been to the OB Suds Car Wash...considering the "residents" of the surrounding area, I'm surprised the ashes weren't snorted, smoked, injected or otherwise ingested...
 
2012-10-24 05:37:48 PM

Bullroarer_Took: What if you look for it for months and never find it, then decide, "Well I'm just going to look in one more place-my ass. If it's not there I'm going to stop looking." You stick your fingers up there: nothing. You stick a small camera up your butt and take pictures: nothing. You break into a dentist's office and give yourself a rectal X-ray with the oral X-ray equipment: still no container of ashes. So you give up and never look for them again.

You aver they're always in the last place you look. Does that mean the ashes actually ARE in your ass?


Maybe they were in your ass but you took a shiat right before you went looking and so they weren't there when you looked.
 
2012-10-24 05:38:51 PM

Hector Remarkable: Perhaps it was the deceased's last wish. I myself have chosen to be left on top of a sink in a McDonald's restroom.


So close! I'm going to be sprinkled onto the fries.
 
2012-10-24 05:39:05 PM
Has anyone mentioned that finding a lost item is always in the last place you look, because you stop looking once you've found it?
 
2012-10-24 05:39:07 PM

Bullroarer_Took: What if you look for it for months and never find it, then decide, "Well I'm just going to look in one more place-my ass. If it's not there I'm going to stop looking." You stick your fingers up there: nothing. You stick a small camera up your butt and take pictures: nothing. You break into a dentist's office and give yourself a rectal X-ray with the oral X-ray equipment: still no container of ashes. So you give up and never look for them again.

You aver they're always in the last place you look. Does that mean the ashes actually ARE in your ass?


Also wouldn't you know if they were in your ass? It's pretty hard for ashes to end up in someone's ass with out them noticing. Unless it's not at all uncommon for them to hear the phrase, "Bend over, it's time for your ash enema."
 
2012-10-24 05:40:24 PM

thegod082: Has anyone mentioned that finding a lost item is always in the last place you look, because you stop looking once you've found it?


No because they seemed like they were having fun pointing out how wrong the subby is.

/I'm the subby BTW
 
2012-10-24 05:46:49 PM
Maybe they were trying to rehydrate him. :)
 
2012-10-24 05:48:07 PM
I always keep looking for a bit, just to be really sure that I've found what I was looking for.
 
2012-10-24 05:50:21 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: thegod082: Has anyone mentioned that finding a lost item is always in the last place you look, because you stop looking once you've found it?

No because they seemed like they were having fun pointing out how wrong the subby is.

/I'm the subby BTW


*points and laughs*

/not rly
 
2012-10-24 06:00:29 PM

OnlyMeanWitchesAreUgly: Maybe they were trying to rehydrate him. :)


Yeah, but the Clear-Coat? Seems a bit unnecessary.
 
2012-10-24 06:01:25 PM
 
2012-10-24 06:02:33 PM

chevydeuce: I've been to the OB Suds Car Wash...considering the "residents" of the surrounding area, I'm surprised the ashes weren't snorted, smoked, injected or otherwise ingested...


I've always been surprised that OB has a car wash, given that cars are evil ecology-destroying symbols of The Man, and OB is, like, so against that.

Just remembered that today is OB Farmer's Market day. Gotta go down there and check out the fresh produce and buy an orchid or two.
 
2012-10-24 06:23:12 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-24 06:32:13 PM
My will is quite specific: I am to be fed to hogs, which will then be slaughtered and served at a big fake Hawaiian barbecue so everyone who wants a piece of my estate can eat me.

Everything goes to Roger Ebert's favorite charity, the Salivation Army.
 
2012-10-24 06:35:16 PM

thegod082: Has anyone mentioned that finding a lost item is always in the last place you look, because you stop looking once you've found it?


I did, but it was in the wrong thread... and it was long after you posted this.

me = fail.
 
2012-10-24 06:42:33 PM
I'd like to have my bones ground into meal, and made into jello for an unsuspecting wake..
 
2012-10-24 06:58:56 PM

zabadu: If you found it in the first place you looked, wouldn't that be the last place you looked too?


no matter where you go, there you are.
 
2012-10-24 08:04:35 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: thegod082: Has anyone mentioned that finding a lost item is always in the last place you look, because you stop looking once you've found it?

No because they seemed like they were having fun pointing out how wrong the subby is.

/I'm the subby BTW


if it makes you feel any better, you farked up the apostrophe too.
 
2012-10-24 08:10:12 PM
I live a block away and i'm not surprised....glad to see OB on Fark though

/off to farmer's market
 
2012-10-24 08:55:49 PM
Ashes should be left at home in some kind of shadowbox on the piano.
 
2012-10-25 11:10:12 AM

grumpygrouper: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: thegod082: Has anyone mentioned that finding a lost item is always in the last place you look, because you stop looking once you've found it?

No because they seemed like they were having fun pointing out how wrong the subby is.

/I'm the subby BTW

if it makes you feel any better, you farked up the apostrophe too.


No, not really. Especially since I write for a living. Oh fark!
 
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