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(Talking Points Memo)   So, just how would Mitt Romney have arrested Ahmadinejad? Here's a look at his plan, which requires a wily coyote, some ACME products, and a suspension of disbelief   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 12
    More: Amusing, Ahmadinejad, Mitt Romney, ACME, ongoing conflicts, provocations, International Criminal Court, President of Iran, U.N. Security Council  
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2012-10-24 01:46:16 PM  
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First, they would need to make sure Russia and China missed the Security Council meeting. The US could schedule the meeting at Buffalo Wild Wings, but tell Russia and China the wrong one. That would take care of that.
Then to capture him, they could send him an official looking letter, telling him he won a brand new car but he had to pick it up at The Hague.
2012-10-24 04:58:13 PM  
4 votes:
Step One: Fashion giant slingshot from the elastic from two-dozen pairs of magic underwear.

Step Two: Come within 300 miles of a Muslim. Wait for him to fulfill his daily prayer towards Mecca, indicating the direction of everything totally bad forever. Point giant slingshot in that direction.

Step Three: (Crucial!) Outsource American jobs.

Step Four: Hire illegal immigrants to pull the strap back and hold it, scold them for not being born American.

Step Five: Denounce Step One.

Step Six: Have the illegals self-deport and ride the strap on an arc directly into the middle east.

Step Seven: Apologize to the Qatari family whose home you just crushed on landing, promise them to end the horrible hold of Muslimisicism infecting them.

Step Eight: Locate Iran, update campaign aides that there are actually different countries in the middle east and it's not just a desert full of dark skinned cliches

Step Nine: Hire limo to drive to Iran.

Step Ten: Stand at border, shout meek warnings, demand the arrest of ...umm...who? Ah, just say Mohammed. They;re all Mohammed.

Step Eleven: Discover that the authoritarian theocracy is exactly what you were looking for, stay.
2012-10-24 01:11:01 PM  
4 votes:
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Black Hawk Down
2012-10-24 04:16:14 PM  
2 votes:

DeltaPunch: With each passing day, I'm becoming more and more convinced that a Romney presidency means war with Iran. Nevermind how far they are from actually creating a weapon -- Romney's campaign is filled to the eyeballs with all the usual suspects that lied and pushed and forced a war with Iraq down our throats, and they're looking for more blood in Iran. They're going to push the threat, claim they can get a weapon within weeks, and the time to attack is now.

It's their MO. They're all members of PNAC. It's what they do. They're all in Romney's campaign. They'll serve in his adminstration, unelected, just like the last administration. It's terrifying.


Don't forget we must invade Syria as well, so that we block Iran's route to the sea.
2012-10-24 01:14:03 PM  
2 votes:
So going after Gaddafi would be "mission creep." And Assad just needs to be removed from office. But Ahmadinejad says stupid and mean things about Israel? "Genocide!"
2012-10-24 01:13:35 PM  
2 votes:
So Romney supports the United Nations and the International Criminal Court?
2012-10-24 06:09:25 PM  
1 votes:
I have this mind's eye vision of the detectives from Dragnet putting the cuffs on Ahmadinejad.
2012-10-24 04:53:49 PM  
1 votes:

vernonFL: So Romney supports the United Nations and the International Criminal Court?


Yes but he is having trouble finding them on a map.
2012-10-24 04:22:14 PM  
1 votes:
b-but HURR DURR Romney's going to create 12 billion jobs that's why we should vote for him he can just surround himself with foreign policy advisers A- HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK
2012-10-24 02:33:09 PM  
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: Aarontology: Anti killing bin Laden.

He's not anti killing bin Laden, he's anti killing bin Laden during Obama's term.


Damn, I always miss the nuance.
2012-10-24 02:33:01 PM  
1 votes:

vernonFL: So Romney supports the United Nations and the International Criminal Court?


This week, yes.
2012-10-24 02:25:50 PM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: Anti killing bin Laden.


He's not anti killing bin Laden, he's anti killing bin Laden during Obama's term.
 
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