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(YouTube) NewsFlash Donald Trump releases "Big Announcement" on YouTube... and it's a blackmail threat   (youtube.com) divider line 217
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2012-10-24 12:29:11 PM
30 votes:

feckingmorons: I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.


I'll send Trump $50 if he euthanizes the thing living on his head.
2012-10-24 12:19:57 PM
30 votes:
President Obama's response:

The whole world now knows... my passport and college records were extorted, for ransom, three hoursago. This is a recent photograph of the man who did it. And this... well, this is what waits for the children with cancer. This is your ransom. Five million dollars in unmarked bills, just like you wanted. But this is as close as you'll ever get to it. You'll never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for my records. Not one dime, not one penny. Instead, I'm offering this money as a reward on your head. Dead or alive, it doesn't matter. So congratulations, you've just become a two million dollar lottery ticket... except the odds are much, much better. Do you know anyone that wouldn't turn you in for five million dollars? I don't think you do. I doubt it. So wherever you go and whatever you do, this money will be tracking you down for all time. And to ensure that it does, to keep interest alive, I'm running a full-page ad in every major newspaper every Sunday... for as long as it takes. But... and this is your last chance... you rescind your ransom, I'll withdraw the bounty. With any luck you can simply disappear. Understand... you will never see this money. Not one dollar. So you still have a chance to do the right thing. If you don't, well, then, God be with you, because nobody else on this Earth will be.
2012-10-24 12:17:42 PM
25 votes:
Whoa... This changes things. I am stunned. Nay! AMAZED!

I literally can not believe what I just saw.

I'm struggling to find the words...

Donald Trump posted a video of himself that was less than 30 minutes long?!?

/This is a game changer that changes the game.
2012-10-24 01:02:10 PM
16 votes:
Obama is the least transparent president in history!

His tinting is at least three shades darker than the legal limit!
2012-10-24 04:08:51 PM
14 votes:
He looks pretty transparent to me.

www.dlisted.com
2012-10-24 12:26:21 PM
11 votes:
The only way that video could have been better is if, at the end, Trump put his pinky finger up to the side of his mouth, the camera quickly zoomed in, and he said in an Austin Powers voice "FIVE MILLLLLIOON DOLLARS" followed by an evil laugh. What a farktard.
2012-10-24 12:11:30 PM
10 votes:
Nice presidency ya got there... shame if something should happen to it...
2012-10-24 12:14:07 PM
9 votes:
Rich white people be crazy.
2012-10-24 01:00:11 PM
8 votes:
kumquatwriter.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-24 12:34:52 PM
8 votes:
I demand to see Obama's crayon drawings from 2nd grade. Only then will he be truly transparent.
2012-10-24 01:01:18 PM
7 votes:
2012-10-24 03:50:01 PM
6 votes:
Donald... your 15 minutes was up in 1972. Please go away.
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2012-10-24 02:48:27 PM
6 votes:

ggecko: Ok, who else thought of this:

Trumps proposal to Obama via Danny DeVito


And here are some boobies for no reason whatsoever:

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i.imgur.com
2012-10-24 01:18:54 PM
6 votes:
Obama should do it, and then ask Trump to give $5 million to a Kenyan humanitarian fund.
2012-10-24 01:15:46 PM
6 votes:
I will make a monetary donation to any charity of Donald Trump's choosing--The All-Important Narcissism Council of America, Needy Bald People United, New Yorkers Who Need A Beatin', any charity--if Ivanka Trump will give me to my satisfaction a handy.

It must be done by the end of this day. Because, frankly, I can't wait much longer than that.
2012-10-24 01:03:52 PM
6 votes:
farm6.static.flickr.com
2012-10-24 01:01:24 PM
6 votes:
How I'd do it:

"Here's all the information you asked for. Please donate that $5 million to Planned Parenthood."
2012-10-24 12:51:46 PM
6 votes:
grouchoreviews.com

GOOD LUCK
2012-10-24 12:18:53 PM
6 votes:
If George Soros hasn't offered Romney $5m for his tax returns by close of business today, I'll be disappointed.
2012-10-25 01:32:28 AM
5 votes:
i128.photobucket.com
2012-10-24 03:48:30 PM
5 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2012-10-24 01:33:24 PM
5 votes:
Coming up next on Fox News: "Obama blocks $5m donation to kids cancer charity"
2012-10-24 01:30:21 PM
5 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2012-10-24 01:25:56 PM
5 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

What Donald Trump's satisfaction may look like. 

/quick AND dirty
2012-10-24 01:20:49 PM
5 votes:
I'll sum this up with one image:

imageshack.us
2012-10-24 01:04:53 PM
5 votes:

feckingmorons:

/bing for a change of pace


i48.tinypic.com
2012-10-24 01:04:08 PM
5 votes:

styckx: You know it's derpariffic when Foxnews refuse to even put it on their front page.


They would, but their IT department probably blocked YouTube too.
2012-10-24 12:46:31 PM
5 votes:

hdhale: Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net.


This is what teabaggers actually believe.
2012-10-24 12:39:41 PM
5 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: feckingmorons: I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.

I'll send Trump $50 if he euthanizes the thing living on his head.


That would be animal cruelty. I think it is a hedgehog.
2012-10-24 12:36:13 PM
5 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: And you believe every crazy Republican website?


Of course I do! Also everything LR Hubbard ever wrote.
2012-10-24 12:31:05 PM
5 votes:

hdhale: You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for and something resembling facts to back it up.


*cough*birther*cough*
2012-10-24 12:19:25 PM
5 votes:
My favorite thing would be if Obama does this, there's nothing of note in any of it, and he makes Trump donate to a gay kids charity or something.
2012-10-24 02:38:05 PM
4 votes:
This is so bad, even @AnnCoulter has scheduled a press conference to call Trump a retard later this week.
2012-10-24 02:05:14 PM
4 votes:
www.blogcdn.com
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have as much money as you do. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my transcripts go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will dronekill you.
2012-10-24 01:40:22 PM
4 votes:

hippyneil: frenchcheesemuseum: THE ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.

This implies that Trump invokes a state of terror. I'm not sure that is the case.


That hair certainly terrifies the bejesus out of me.
jeromiewilliamsdotcom.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-24 01:26:21 PM
4 votes:
I thought he was going to reveal that Obama had a couple of black kids.
2012-10-24 01:03:14 PM
4 votes:
I have a very serious question: with all the money this farknut has, why can't he afford a better toupee?
2012-10-24 12:30:10 PM
4 votes:

Brick-House: ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.

So are birth certificates


No, the hard part is traveling back in time to put the birth announcements in the newspapers.
2012-10-24 12:28:33 PM
4 votes:

Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.

- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012
2012-10-24 12:26:39 PM
4 votes:

ourbigdumbmouth: It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.


Yeah, while riding a unicorn and giving out government cheese.
2012-10-24 12:20:43 PM
4 votes:
SNL should have fun with this one.
2012-10-24 04:43:27 PM
3 votes:
My thoughts on this:

1. This is an "October Surprise"? This is more like, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

2. Donald Trump is a shameless self promoter. (Stating the obvious, I admit).

3. Submitter, offering to pay someone directly or indirectly to do something is not blackmail. Threatening to do something unless a person pays you money is blackmail. This isn't even a "bribe" in the criminal sense because Trump isn't asking the President to do anything illegal or unethical. It's stupid, but it's not blackmail.
2012-10-24 03:30:14 PM
3 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: feckingmorons: I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.

I'll send Trump $50 if he euthanizes the thing living on his head.


i.imgur.com

No kill fizzgig!
2012-10-24 03:19:23 PM
3 votes:
2012-10-24 01:56:34 PM
3 votes:

macdaddy357: Why does he have a dead rat on his head?


It's a rare, Myxolydian parasitic brain rat. It crawled up there looking for brains to eat, and starved to death.
2012-10-24 01:36:48 PM
3 votes:
All he has to do to collect five million for a charity of his choice is get his universities and colleges to immediately give his complete applications and records and also to release his passport information. When he does that to my satisfaction, the check will be delivered immediately. 

Sketchy deal. He had to make a big publicity play while the election is still news.

Correct answer from Obama is, "Here's my tax returns."
2012-10-24 01:29:03 PM
3 votes:
i428.photobucket.com
2012-10-24 01:18:57 PM
3 votes:

Balder333: fark you Trump. Forget this shiat and give the money to charity anyway.

What an asshole.


The ultimate "FU" to Trump would be Warren Buffett giving the $5 Million to charity anyway and flipping Trump the bird in front of the TV cameras.

That would be so farking epic...even Romney would have to call Trump an asshole for that.
2012-10-24 01:15:37 PM
3 votes:
thumbs2.ebaystatic.com
2012-10-24 01:14:23 PM
3 votes:

ourbigdumbmouth: And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.


Exactly. If Trump had thought his clever idea through for more than eight or ten seconds, he would conclude that blackmailing someone WHO TELLS THE FARKING CIA WHAT TO DO isn't the best strategy.
2012-10-24 01:06:38 PM
3 votes:
"I got him to release his birth certificate, or whatever it is..."

"...to my satisfaction."

blog.zap2it.com
2012-10-24 01:03:56 PM
3 votes:
He's still stinging from Obama making a fool of him and stealing his thunder, eh?

Obama has no need to respond, he has already utterly defeated this man. He's a political cuckold and Obama is the bull, farking his legacy in front of him. No do-overs, Trump.
2012-10-24 12:54:37 PM
3 votes:

xenophon10k: So who had "Nothing important, entirely Trump self-promotion" in the pool?


Everyone.
2012-10-24 12:31:48 PM
3 votes:
I'm not saying he's going to or that he even should, but what is the trolliest charity he could choose?

Is there some organization working against that stupid golf course he built in Scotland?
2012-10-24 12:28:31 PM
3 votes:

ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.


So are birth certificates
2012-10-24 12:26:43 PM
3 votes:
I thought Trumps business record was a charity case? The man has accepted more handouts than Octomom.
2012-10-24 12:19:44 PM
3 votes:
It's really not blackmail, it's Trump being a massive asshat to charities. "I'm not gonna give my money to a charity unless I get to troll the President! Neener neener!"
2012-10-24 12:13:08 PM
3 votes:
Couldn't someone just do the same with Romney and his tax records?
2012-10-24 11:00:14 PM
2 votes:

Obama addresses this on Leno's show on tonight.

Obama also ribbed Donald Trump over his $5 million bet to get Obama to release his college records, saying the beef traces back to when the two of them grew up together in Kenya.
"We had constant run-ins on the soccer field," Obama responded, noting he's never met Trump in real life. "He wasn't very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America I thought it would be over."

2012-10-24 05:59:42 PM
2 votes:

LtDarkstar: I'm voting for Trump for president! Now THAT is a man who's all about putting that monkey in office on the spot! He'll never give out that $5 Millions because NoBama will never show America his fake documents.


Obama: "I'm not doing it. I just had my people check how much money you have in your bank accounts, Donald, and you don't have five million in there."

Trump: "THAT'S A TOTAL BREACH OF MY PRIVACY! YOU WILL BE IMPEACHED FOR THIS, YOU TREASONOUS BASTARD!"

Obama: "Just kidding, Donald. I didn't check your accounts."

Trump: mlkshk.com
2012-10-24 03:55:14 PM
2 votes:
i49.tinypic.com

"But I........ poop from there."
2012-10-24 03:23:18 PM
2 votes:
Fun with Dick and Jane

www.rarebookschool.org

Obamabots watch the Donald.
The Donald is curious.
What is the Donald curious about?
The Donald is curious about the Obama.

See Obamabots spin.
Spin, spin, spin, Obamabots, spin.

"Jane do you want to learn more about Obama", says Dick.
"No Dick. I do not want to learn more" says Jane.
"Why not?", asks Dick.
"Because," says Jane, "The Donald's hair is funny."

See Obamabots spin.
Spin, spin, spin, Obamabots, spin.
2012-10-24 03:22:16 PM
2 votes:

halfof33: Oh wait "the State Department" is at my door "checking my papers" because i am running for "the school board."


Is that what you tell your mom when the sex offender registry people come around to make sure you still live in her basement?
2012-10-24 03:16:17 PM
2 votes:

lantawa: THOSE NEW BLACK PANTHERS ARE SO WACKY, GOOFY, AND IRRELEVANT

****From a simple Google search of Balck Panther threats in Tampa****

New Black Panthers to RNC: Our 'Feet Will Be On Your Motherf***ing Necks'

Graphic Language: New Black Panther: We Must Create Military To Murder Babies And Skin White People

New Black Panthers: Kill 'cracker babies' in nurseries
'Our feet will be on your mother****ing necks' at RNC convention
Published: 08/14/2012 at 8:31 PM (THE BLAZE) "Under siege." That's how New Black Panther Party Chief of Staff Michelle Williams describes the black community in Tampa, FL, site of the GOP convention. And you can bet she blames Republicans, whites, and "tea baggers."

So during an Aug. 12 rant on Black Panther radio, she let loose not only on "crackers" but also on black conservatives. During a particularly colorful diatribe explaining why she hates whites and why all blacks should, too, she vowed that as long as whites keep characterizing blacks as "ni**ers," her "feet [will be] on your motherfu**ing necks."

But the most shocking comments come in a separate piece of audio posted on the site. In it, the host says blacks are "too scared" to drag whites out of their houses, skin them, hang them in trees, drag them behind trucks, and pour acid on them. He talks about that as he announces the desire for a new "military." The host, which appears to be King Samir Shabazz of "kill cracker babies fame," repeats the threat that made him famous: mainly that blacks will have to kill white babies "seconds" after they're born - and he suggests firebombing nurseries to do it

//Release the hounds!


That's it - I am NOT voting for Michelle Williams or King Samir Shabazz.
2012-10-24 03:13:01 PM
2 votes:
Found the "O"-Face:

i49.tinypic.com
2012-10-24 02:21:45 PM
2 votes:
i86.photobucket.com
2012-10-24 02:20:52 PM
2 votes:
Remember how Bloom County ended?

Donald Trump gets severely injured by his own yacht dropping its anchor on him by accident, and his brain is put into Bill the Cat's body to save him. Trump is then ostracized by his wife, financial empire, and is reduced to eating raw turnips to survive. He then pulls himself together, claws his way back to financial greatness, buys the comic strip, and fires everyone (receiving a pie in the face from Opus when he announces this).

And somehow it's more believable and less insane than the reality of this sack of shiat.
2012-10-24 02:20:27 PM
2 votes:

wiwille: All that money and his staff can't even get the white balance on the camera correct?


In their defense, they are trying to appeal to the whitest audience possible.
2012-10-24 02:06:11 PM
2 votes:

halfof33: Does everyone else note the similarities between this stunt and the insipid "Give Joe the Bird" campaign?


I'm trying, but having an admittedly hard time.

Single source funding v. Crowdsourced funding
Demanding something v. Not demanding anything
Single attention whore v. I have no idea who's running it
Holding a donation hostage v. Donating regardless of outcome
Done out of being an asshat v. Done in good humor
Sad v. Funny

I must be missing something obvious here. Ooh ooh, is it that both have had threads on Fark? Hello? Is this thing on?
2012-10-24 01:57:35 PM
2 votes:

Corvus: So what does Mitt Romney think about this? HAHAHAHA


What do you want him to think about it?
2012-10-24 01:54:25 PM
2 votes:
Model Chrissy Teigen:

@chrissyteigen:
"I literally pose half naked for a living and u are still the biggest attention whore I know RT @realDonaldTrump Story will be released today"

brandnewcool.com
2012-10-24 01:45:42 PM
2 votes:
fc00.deviantart.net
fc00.deviantart.net
2012-10-24 01:44:26 PM
2 votes:
Really Trump? I just flushed a bombshell bigger than that one.
2012-10-24 01:33:01 PM
2 votes:
Obama should release the stuff ASAP and tell Trump to make the check out to the Democrat Party.
2012-10-24 01:32:47 PM
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: StewMcG: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)

"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.

Hmmm... sounds vaguely like Romney's "$10,000 bet" line.

/Must be nice to have that much money.


What's nice is that he said it's 'a check he wants to write', but he's willing to deny himself that satisfaction in order to force the president to release documents that really aren't any of our business. Does this man's sacrifice know no bounds?!
2012-10-24 01:32:06 PM
2 votes:

JinxofSpades: I'm dense... I get that. Maybe I'm not always quick on the uptake. And Fark is filled with very smart people. So I know one of you has the answers to the following three questions:

1. Why am I supposed to care about Obama (or any other president's) school records and passport records?

2. Does what someone did in college mean much of anything 30 years later?

3. Why am I supposed to care what Donald Trump has to say about anything?


I consider myself a thoughtful and well-educated man. And my answer to your three questions are "I have no farking idea." So do what I do, just sit back and grab a handful of this:

www.simplyrecipes.com
2012-10-24 01:31:26 PM
2 votes:

BeatrixK: So they are saying that the grand Obama conspiracy began when he was issued his US Passort in his teens?



No, no, no, before that. It goes back to his mother when she was selected by the Muslim Arab Council to give birth to their secret usurper child.
2012-10-24 01:27:43 PM
2 votes:
2012-10-24 01:19:52 PM
2 votes:
I wonder who Obama's gonna kill to preempt the Celebrity Apprentice this time.
2012-10-24 01:19:12 PM
2 votes:

KarmicDisaster: I offer $100 if Trump will let me pull on his hair.


Id offer him $1000 to let me eat a piece of ham off of him.
2012-10-24 01:18:50 PM
2 votes:
Donald Trump gargles with Summer's Eve every morning.
2012-10-24 01:16:20 PM
2 votes:
Just for giggles, Obama should have the CIA send someone to leave a pleasant note on Trumps chest during the night, just to let him know he's not untouchable
2012-10-24 01:14:45 PM
2 votes:

xtragrind: Obama was a terrible student in college and benefited greatly from affirmative action.


They frequently make terrible black students president of the Harvard Law Review.
2012-10-24 01:14:25 PM
2 votes:
He graduated Magna Cum Laude from Harvard. What the hell do they think they're going to find in there? A couple B's?
2012-10-24 01:12:29 PM
2 votes:

StewMcG: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)

"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.

Trump's a total waste of oxygen. Also, does he even have $5 million?


he said he would write a check he never said it wouldn't bounce
2012-10-24 01:12:23 PM
2 votes:
Newsflash being used ironically?
2012-10-24 01:11:02 PM
2 votes:
From the video: "I am very honored to have gotten him to release his long-form birth certificate. Or whatever it may be."

Translation: "I am very honored to have been completely wrong, or to have failed in the very task I am claiming I was successful in completing."
2012-10-24 01:06:21 PM
2 votes:

DamnYankees: Trump says he'll give $5M to kids with cancer if Obama capitulates. If this man wasn't a complete asshole wouldn't he give the donation regardless?


Kids with ass cancer?

media.giantbomb.com
2012-10-24 01:05:40 PM
2 votes:
Wow, the lighting and sound on that video is awful. He should have spent at least $100 of that on renting a light kit.
2012-10-24 01:05:07 PM
2 votes:
I discovered something huge, HUGE, about the President last night while I was looking for funny pictures. Are you ready for this?

PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ALWAYS PUT HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS LIKE THAT.

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-24 01:03:38 PM
2 votes:

NeedlesslyCanadian: It's really not blackmail, it's Trump being a massive asshat to charities. "I'm not gonna give my money to a charity unless I get to troll the President! Neener neener!"


pretty much. may his bed be infested with the sand fleas of a thousand camels
2012-10-24 01:02:54 PM
2 votes:

cretinbob: What a complete dumbass.


Actually, compared to everything we were speculating, this is surprisingly classy.

I was expecting divorce papers with embarrassing personal details, or a sworn statement from a crazy hobo who claimed to buy coke from Obama in exchange for hand jobs.
2012-10-24 01:02:09 PM
2 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?


This is what politics has come to. Prisoner exchanges. *sigh*
2012-10-24 01:00:19 PM
2 votes:
I trust Donald Trump with his promise to donate to charity as much as Hannity promised to be waterboarded.
2012-10-24 12:57:19 PM
2 votes:
I want to be a rich douchebag . What am I doing wrong? My mom and her stupid values and moral compas.
2012-10-24 12:47:07 PM
2 votes:

hdhale: Dusk-You-n-Me: Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012

DID YOU KNOW: that Donald Trump on any given day in NYC accounts for a .25 degree increase in the ambient outdoor temperature due to the amount of hot air he himself generates?

As much as it pains me to defend the man...

Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net.

/ya ya, he invests money and it's taxed at a lower rate--it's still a considerable amount
//all the money he invests has to come from some place, and it's not a secret money tree in Central Park, just saying


If Trump's effective tax rate is 50% then his accountant should be jailed for incompetence.

It isn't and you know it isn't.
2012-10-24 12:45:06 PM
2 votes:
So who had "Nothing important, entirely Trump self-promotion" in the pool?
2012-10-24 12:42:35 PM
2 votes:

Dusk-You-n-Me: Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012


DID YOU KNOW: that Donald Trump on any given day in NYC accounts for a .25 degree increase in the ambient outdoor temperature due to the amount of hot air he himself generates?

As much as it pains me to defend the man...

Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net.

/ya ya, he invests money and it's taxed at a lower rate--it's still a considerable amount
//all the money he invests has to come from some place, and it's not a secret money tree in Central Park, just saying
2012-10-24 12:34:39 PM
2 votes:
"Long-form birth certificate OR WHATEVER IT MAY BE"

Go be bigoted somewhere else, asshole.
2012-10-24 12:23:22 PM
2 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?


Hell no. Transcripts are 4 years (or more). I want at least 4 years of Romney's tax returns or no deal.
2012-10-24 12:22:39 PM
2 votes:
Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?
2012-10-24 12:21:39 PM
2 votes:
"To my satisfaction"
2012-10-24 12:20:05 PM
2 votes:
What is the deal with people demanding his college transcripts? What mysteries to they think they hide? College transcripts are not the holy grail, and aren't going to reveal anything Earth-shattering. "OMG.. he only got a C in the 3D art class he took his sopohomore year! Get the pitchforks!"

I can only assume that Trump believes he has found a way to make money by publically being an asshole (well, a larger asshole that usual).
2012-10-24 12:16:50 PM
2 votes:
Trump says he'll give $5M to kids with cancer if Obama capitulates. If this man wasn't a complete asshole wouldn't he give the donation regardless?
2012-10-24 12:16:14 PM
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)


"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.

Trump's a total waste of oxygen. Also, does he even have $5 million?
2012-10-24 12:15:33 PM
2 votes:
images.wjla.com
2012-10-24 12:15:33 PM
2 votes:
Joseph Weisenthal @TheStalwart
Today's Gallup poll will be completely useless, since it will have been entirely conducted before the Trump offer.
2012-10-24 12:15:13 PM
2 votes:
LOL what a complete farktard. How does he get actual buisness people to give him money?
2012-10-24 12:10:05 PM
2 votes:
What a complete dumbass.
2012-10-25 01:02:01 AM
1 votes:
Skullkrusher:

intelligent comment below:

halfof33:



CAT FIGHT!
2012-10-25 12:59:24 AM
1 votes:

Keizer_Ghidorah: skullkrusher: intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: and get some farking self respect.


From the guy who comes in every day to lash out at everyone and call them idiots, could your post be any more full of projection?

skullkrusher: holy crap, dude.

I agree, it is scary that since 2007 you've dedicated your life to lashing out at others online

I come to have fun and interesting discussions. That never happens with you, however. Read your comments in your thread. Every one is a master's level lesson in being a whiny biatchass.

Who's the more whiny biatchass, the whining biatchass or the one who whines about the whining biatchass.


the third derivative whiny biatchass
2012-10-25 12:53:23 AM
1 votes:

SteelPeart: Hey, asswipes:

What are you guys going to do with your "Republican Tears" pictures after November?


Post them in response to your crying about how Obama stole the election.
2012-10-24 11:48:51 PM
1 votes:

intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: and if it isn't, you tag them in red thereby reaffirming your belief that the only reason multiple disagree with you is because they are alt trolls... threads are getting more and more red by the day for you, aren't they?


No I'd say it's quite easy to figure out who are the obnoxious useless trolls and who are genuine people

You're just another useless troll who strangely also only appears when a handful of other known trolls appear


or have I been in this thread multiple times today? There's really no way to tell. After a long and interesting deliberation, my alts and I have concluded that u, indeed, mad, bro.
2012-10-24 11:47:23 PM
1 votes:
Stephen Colbert just offered to write a check for $1 Million to a charity of Trump's choice if Trump allows Stephen to dip his balls into his mouth. But of course it must be to Stephen's satisfaction and more importantly, his balls' satisfaction.
2012-10-24 11:47:17 PM
1 votes:

Altitude5280: Obama addresses this on Leno's show on tonight. Obama also ribbed Donald Trump over his $5 million bet to get Obama to release his college records, saying the beef traces back to when the two of them grew up together in Kenya.
"We had constant run-ins on the soccer field," Obama responded, noting he's never met Trump in real life. "He wasn't very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America I thought it would be over."


Obama invited him to his birthday party, and made the unsuspecting Trump eat some dog birthday cake. He's never forgiven him.
2012-10-24 11:27:04 PM
1 votes:
Malarkey with a comb over
2012-10-24 10:54:09 PM
1 votes:
What past presidents have released their college applications and passport applications? Trump should release his because I heard he's from Dipshiatistan.

/he went full birther!
2012-10-24 10:36:07 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: "OMG HE'LL HAVE TO RAPE PEOPLE FOR CHARITY NEXT"




Well at least that will be God's plan
2012-10-24 09:47:19 PM
1 votes:

teeny: Silly Jesus: teeny: Silly Jesus: If I had even a remote possibility of getting this kid $5 million I'd do just about anything. I'd make a bet with farking Hitler. Hell, I'd suck Hitler's dick. I just don't see how you can make a reasonable argument for not obtaining the money short of having to kill someone for it. Not wanting to hand over papers certainly doesn't qualify for anyone but the heartless.

Which is why TRUMP is the asshat for using cancer kids as bait. He's only perpetuating the idea that rich people have no problems using their money to get what they want. Trump has apparently discovered that he can't simply pay the college to release the records, so he's going to dangle a cancer kid in front of Obama and pretend like the ball is in his court.

He's a douche that needs to learn that having money doesn't mean you can make the rules.

And, in your estimation, teaching him that "lesson" is more important than the kids getting $5 million toward their cure?

It's Trump's money. Trump has stated that he WANTS to write the check, but it's more important for him to see some arbitrary application paperwork. So he's threatening to withhold it until he gets what he wants. Trump is the asshole no matter how the president responds.


Agreed. But depending upon how the president responds, he becomes just as big of an asshole.
2012-10-24 09:47:12 PM
1 votes:
Wait..who? Anyone named Genevieve is automatically suspicious..she needs to tell me what his penis looked like. Any identifying features like a mole, or a size description will suffice...though then I'd need to see his too...aww jeez forget it, he'll never show me
2012-10-24 09:46:10 PM
1 votes:
C'mon, you Obamatons. Just admit that it's pretty much all over for Obama's run at a second term. Book it. Done. Fin. Point after point, he has been caught lying, obsfucating, practicing obtuse and ineffective governing. His movie star career awaits. encourage him in that direction. He's a good enuff guy, just not gonna be President after this election.
2012-10-24 09:07:55 PM
1 votes:

jdmac: To be honest, we should not have to bribe the president, especially one who promised the most transparent administration in history, to release records that almost all of his modern predecessors have.


Name one predecessor that released what Trump is asking.
2012-10-24 08:32:51 PM
1 votes:
i734.photobucket.com
2012-10-24 08:22:26 PM
1 votes:
He should show them, and his Jew gold as well - just to keep it interesting.
2012-10-24 08:10:54 PM
1 votes:
Trump rhymes with dump.
2012-10-24 07:48:12 PM
1 votes:
i208.photobucket.com
2012-10-24 06:38:40 PM
1 votes:
I'm one of the undecideds, but I think this will definitely decide my vote. I'm glad that Trump was able to pin down the really important issues for the majority of Americans. I'd like to see a picture of Obama naked, Donald, if you could just bring that up too.
2012-10-24 06:01:25 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: rufus-t-firefly: We have seen video of Obama's church. Can we see some footage of a service at Romney's tabernacle?


You can see the tabernacle any time.

The temple? Not from the inside - unless you're "holy".


Meh, if you've seen one weird nude hidden wedding ceremony that includes genital scrapings while chanting, you've seen them all.
2012-10-24 05:49:24 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: Mitt Romney surrogate Donald Trump, ladies and gentlemen.


farking priceless! Mitt Romne has ANYTHING to do with Herr Combover!


Hey, asswipes:

What are you guys going to do with your "Republican Tears" pictures after November? Hell, you won't be able to trot those out until, what? 2020?
2012-10-24 05:48:23 PM
1 votes:

Vectron: cretinbob: Philip Francis Queeg: Dancin_In_Anson: Blackmail?

Yeah, it's not blackmail, it's attempted bribery.

I was in a hurry to get to work, but yeah If I could go back I'd change that to bribery. Either way it's a felony.

How many think Trump has committed a felony?


If going full retard was a felony.. Yes.. But that's all he's really guilty of..
2012-10-24 05:31:46 PM
1 votes:
Monday's hair is fair of face
Tuesday's hair is full of grace,
Wednesday's hair is full of woe,
Thursday's hair has far to go,
Friday's hair is loving and giving,
Saturday's hair works hard for a living,

i.imgur.com
2012-10-24 04:47:50 PM
1 votes:

hdhale: shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?

You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for and something resembling facts to back it up.

This isn't about Romney, stop distracting.

But I will say this...Mr. Trump, with so little time let before the election, if you've got something, or you think you've got something on Barrack Obama put up or shut up and get the fark out. I'm sure there are any number of small, but comfy tropical islands you can buy and live out the rest of your days out of the spotlight.


And what makes you think I didn't weasel $100k outa Trump 6 months ago with 'shopped up college transcripts? You actually think he wouldn't bite on that? Seriously?
2012-10-24 04:25:45 PM
1 votes:
keep it up.

the only people who buy any of Trump's BS were never going to vote for Obama anyway.
on the other hand, lots of people recognize that this is just the same birther crap RWers have been pushing for years (even after the release of Obama's LFBC, of course, it must be fake).

The GOP can't call you birthers what you really are (dumbshiat morans) without alienating a significant amount of their voter base, but they can't be seen as supporting your drool without losing independents and moderates. I like to see them squirm, so to me, Trump's comb over looks like a big bow.

the GOP fostered these birther nutters and now every time some Trumpish BS gets flung against the wall it's inevitably associated with the GOP. LOVE IT.

enjoy your base GOP, they'll turn their derp on you too one day. SOON.
2012-10-24 04:17:55 PM
1 votes:

Danger Mouse: 15 pages of Farkers peeing themselves over somehting they claim is nothing but BS.


Is this your first time on the Internet? It's kind of what we do here.
2012-10-24 04:17:49 PM
1 votes:

Danger Mouse: 15 pages of Farkers peeing themselves over somehting they claim is nothing but BS.


If you mean "peeing themselves laughing", then yeah.
2012-10-24 03:58:46 PM
1 votes:

Vectron: Fun with Dick and Jane

[www.rarebookschool.org image 288x253]

Obamabots watch the Donald.
The Donald is curious.
What is the Donald curious about?
The Donald is curious about the Obama.

See Obamabots spin.
Spin, spin, spin, Obamabots, spin.

"Jane do you want to learn more about Obama", says Dick.
"No Dick. I do not want to learn more" says Jane.
"Why not?", asks Dick.
"Because," says Jane, "The Donald's hair is funny."

See Obamabots spin.
Spin, spin, spin, Obamabots, spin.


congratulations. that is the stupidest thing I ever read on Fark.
2012-10-24 03:43:40 PM
1 votes:

styckx: real_headhoncho: When he says "least transparent", does he mean "black"?

Bingo


Okay.
i290.photobucket.com
2012-10-24 03:32:10 PM
1 votes:
img1-cdn.newser.com
2012-10-24 03:02:30 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Brick-House: ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.

So are birth certificates

No, the hard part is traveling back in time to put the birth announcements in the newspapers.


Not if you work for the history department for Oxford University in 2060...
2012-10-24 02:59:40 PM
1 votes:
biyaaatci

This is so bad, even @AnnCoulter has scheduled a press conference to call Trump a retard later this week. 

Were done here.

/always knew Donald was a tool... but he's quantum leaped to absolute f*ck-tard-douchenozzle.....
2012-10-24 02:54:10 PM
1 votes:
www.calwatchdog.com

Nig Please
2012-10-24 02:50:00 PM
1 votes:
Don't do Obama! I don't want to know anything more about you. If you release those records I will avert my eyes.
2012-10-24 02:46:29 PM
1 votes:
Farkers: 

images.sodahead.com
2012-10-24 02:44:01 PM
1 votes:

lantawa: Keizer_Ghidorah: Christian theocracy that declares wars at Israel's beckon call

Nice mondegreen.


I like that one. Beckon call. I may use it.
2012-10-24 02:41:49 PM
1 votes:

Keizer_Ghidorah: Christian theocracy that declares wars at Israel's beckon call


Nice mondegreen.
2012-10-24 02:39:58 PM
1 votes:
Ok, who else thought of this:

Trumps proposal to Obama via Danny DeVito


And here are some boobies for no reason whatsoever:

thechive.files.wordpress.com
Ehh
2012-10-24 02:35:05 PM
1 votes:
So when do Mitt Romney and his five sons hold Donald Trump down and give him a haircut?
2012-10-24 02:34:11 PM
1 votes:
My favorite comment from the article:

"Trump will give $5 million if Obama releases his college records," Twitter user @WatchJ tweeted. "I'll give a crackhead $3 if Trump releases that squirrel sittin' on his head." 
2012-10-24 02:27:12 PM
1 votes:

Goldstein: He sounds like a Bond villain.


More like a "Get Smart" villain.

/ Would you believe...?
2012-10-24 02:25:40 PM
1 votes:

JusticeandIndependence: Contrabulous Flabtraption: About time someone did something to expose this fraud of a president.

Fraud?


"About time"?

Sure, because the last 4-5 years have not included ANY batshiat crazy people coming up with insane conspiracies about the President. None. About time.
2012-10-24 02:22:51 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: It is a bribe but not of the illegal variety.


So he's a lobbyist?
2012-10-24 02:19:03 PM
1 votes:
The real question is. Has anyone confirmed if the President is black yet?
2012-10-24 02:18:39 PM
1 votes:
Trump: Obama is the least transparent president in history.

NIXON, YOU DOLT!!!
2012-10-24 02:16:49 PM
1 votes:

GameSprocket: So Trump could be saving kids with cancer but is letting them die for political reasons?

Screw this guy! I don't suppose we can start a charity to raise $5 million, can we?

/I was already impressed, $5 million would astound me.


Or, Obama could just release the records and save a bunch of cancer-stricken children. But he's too selfish and callous to do that. It's all just politics to him!
2012-10-24 02:15:26 PM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: That thing on Trump's head neck needs to die.


FTFY
2012-10-24 02:15:11 PM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: That thing on Trump's head needs to die.


the thing inside already did.
2012-10-24 02:14:16 PM
1 votes:

Kittypie070: That thing on Trump's head needs to die.


Oh, it died years ago. All the bodily fluids seeped out and hardened it to his skull. It's headkill.
2012-10-24 02:11:54 PM
1 votes:
To commemorate the seriousness of Trump's announcement, let me ruin Aladdin for the SNES for you with this funny picture.

i.imgur.com
2012-10-24 02:10:22 PM
1 votes:
That thing on Trump's head needs to die.
2012-10-24 02:04:02 PM
1 votes:
Donate to a charity that Rosie O' Donell Supports

"Rosie's Theater Kids" and her "For All the Kids Foundation"

Just to double-shame that windbag.
2012-10-24 01:53:47 PM
1 votes:

sodomizer: Obama is our least documented president in history.


What are you talking about? They just put out a documentary on Obama.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2012-10-24 01:52:16 PM
1 votes:

Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.


If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.
2012-10-24 01:47:48 PM
1 votes:

KarmicDisaster: Treygreen13: This is stupid and moronic. Trump is a waste of air and a media whore.

But this isn't blackmail.

Is it bribery?


I don't think you could call it bribery either. It's something all-together derpotato.
2012-10-24 01:46:45 PM
1 votes:
I've got to say though, it'd be pretty funny if he published them and he had nearly perfect grades. Fox News would have to switch to "Why did Obama only get a B+ in freshman English? Is he hiding something? Is English his second language? DOES HE SPEAK MUSLIM?!"
2012-10-24 01:44:19 PM
1 votes:
Sigh.

Gary Coleman shrugged...
2012-10-24 01:43:31 PM
1 votes:
So, let me get this straight...

Trump is an old fart?

/leaving it there.
2012-10-24 01:43:08 PM
1 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2012-10-24 01:42:46 PM
1 votes:
This is stupid and moronic. Trump is a waste of air and a media whore.

But this isn't blackmail.
2012-10-24 01:41:58 PM
1 votes:
This guy really needs to DIAF. Talking down to Obama as if he was his pool boy! The f*cking nerve!

cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.


Better still, let's fire up the Fark to make donations of our own. Send a message to the Talking Toupee to go fugg himself and his demands to make the President of the United States kowtow to him.
2012-10-24 01:37:06 PM
1 votes:
Just send the applications and passport info to

Blackmail
Behind the hot water pipes
Third washroom along
Victoria Station

*Organ fanfare*

www.tatp.org

So When is someone going ot shop Trump's head on Michael pailin in the leopard print suit?
2012-10-24 01:34:54 PM
1 votes:
Dems should counter this by citing it as proof that the 1% has so much money and a sense of entitlement that they believe their money gives them power to abuse others.
2012-10-24 01:34:25 PM
1 votes:

coeyagi: uncleacid: He's scheduled to be on Letterman Tomorrow night . That should be fun.

There goes my respect for Dave.

In best Sam Kinnison voice: STOP FEEDING THE F*CKING TROLLS!


With the he being Obama, not Trump. I would expect them to not even acknowledge to topic.
2012-10-24 01:33:08 PM
1 votes:
Looks like someone doesn't know what blackmail means.

Of course, it was greenlighted immediately, with a newsflash tag.
2012-10-24 01:32:55 PM
1 votes:
October Surprise? This is worse than the ending of "Contact".
2012-10-24 01:32:15 PM
1 votes:
Larry Flint did it better first when he offered ONE MELLION DOLLARS for a copy of Romney's taxes.
2012-10-24 01:31:46 PM
1 votes:
I could listen to Trump talk all day.
The combination of bat-shiate crazy, monomaniacal self love, and the fact that his head has become a life support system for his hair make it one train wreck I don't want to look away from. I give him credit, he has yet to let any facts get in the way of his stunts and despite numerous humiliating set backs, he is not afraid to power up the bat shiat propaganda machine and launch himself into the breach no matter how much he looks like a total derp. All Hail the Donald!!!
2012-10-24 01:28:26 PM
1 votes:
AS I stated in the other thread, this is far dumber than I expected, and that's saying a lot.
2012-10-24 01:27:38 PM
1 votes:

ToxicMunkee: I demand to see Obama's crayon drawings from 2nd grade. Only then will he be truly transparent.


Silly ToxicMonkey. They don't ave crayons on Kenya, only lead paint.
2012-10-24 01:18:18 PM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: Just for giggles, Obama should have the CIA send someone to leave a pleasant note on Trumps chest during the night, just to let him know he's not untouchable


The note should just read: "Double Tap"
2012-10-24 01:18:18 PM
1 votes:
Even though Trump is a thoroughly despicable excuse for a human being, I would LOVE to see Pres. Obama call his bluff and release the info. Then insist that the money be donated to Planned Parenthood, PFLAG, GLAAD, and HRC.

But it will never happen. Besides, as mentioned, does Trump even HAVE $5,000,000.00 in cash?

The sad thing is, the Obama haters will see a refusal as an admission of some sort of guilt, as something to hide. No president or candidate in history has been asked to reveal so much. Racism, pure and simple.
2012-10-24 01:17:53 PM
1 votes:

xtragrind: Obama was a terrible student in college and benefited greatly from affirmative action. Romney dodged a bunch of taxes in 2009. It's actually pretty obvious why neither want their records released...


Yes, I am sure they hand over the title of Editor of the Harvard Law Review to C students.
2012-10-24 01:17:47 PM
1 votes:
I offer $100 if Trump will let me pull on his hair.
2012-10-24 01:17:26 PM
1 votes:
Damn it.

Broke it for posterity.
2012-10-24 01:17:20 PM
1 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: Blackmail?


Whitemail? This election is so confusing.
2012-10-24 01:16:17 PM
1 votes:
If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.
2012-10-24 01:15:23 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.


It would be easier and even more appropriate for Obama to just not acknowledge Trump in any way, ever.
2012-10-24 01:14:31 PM
1 votes:

Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?

can someone tell me please?


You are right, Romney should show us his 2009 taxes.
2012-10-24 01:13:51 PM
1 votes:
charities are gay
2012-10-24 01:13:29 PM
1 votes:

Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president? can someone tell me please?


Name one other President that's been nagged at to release their school records and/or their birth certificate. Just one.
2012-10-24 01:13:19 PM
1 votes:

BunkoSquad: [images.wjla.com image 606x404]


Thanks for the tug.
2012-10-24 01:12:07 PM
1 votes:
www.tf2chan.net
2012-10-24 01:11:36 PM
1 votes:
5 million dollars seems like a rather exorbitant price to get rid of Trump.
2012-10-24 01:10:19 PM
1 votes:
Too

much

derp!
2012-10-24 01:10:08 PM
1 votes:

KarmicDisaster: CapeFearCadaver: kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.

Well, yeah... because then he might actually be compelled to give that money to a charity 0bummer supports.

No he wouldn't, Trump would never find any submitted documents to be to his "satisfaction". He would never have to pay.


That's what I was saying...
2012-10-24 01:08:54 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: President Obama's response:

The whole world now knows... my passport and college records were extorted, for ransom, three hoursago. This is a recent photograph of the man who did it. And this... well, this is what waits for the children with cancer. This is your ransom. Five million dollars in unmarked bills, just like you wanted. But this is as close as you'll ever get to it. You'll never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for my records. Not one dime, not one penny. Instead, I'm offering this money as a reward on your head. Dead or alive, it doesn't matter. So congratulations, you've just become a two million dollar lottery ticket... except the odds are much, much better. Do you know anyone that wouldn't turn you in for five million dollars? I don't think you do. I doubt it. So wherever you go and whatever you do, this money will be tracking you down for all time. And to ensure that it does, to keep interest alive, I'm running a full-page ad in every major newspaper every Sunday... for as long as it takes. But... and this is your last chance... you rescind your ransom, I'll withdraw the bounty. With any luck you can simply disappear. Understand... you will never see this money. Not one dollar. So you still have a chance to do the right thing. If you don't, well, then, God be with you, because nobody else on this Earth will be.


At first I was
www.shadowlocked.com

but then I 

i111.photobucket.com
2012-10-24 01:08:00 PM
1 votes:

hdhale: You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for


I know no such thing. Donald Trumps best decision, and the one he appears to be continuing to make with this stunt, was marketing Donald Trump as some kind of worthwhile commodity. He's bad at real estate. Bad at campaigning. OK at reality TV. But quite good at crafting a personal mythology.

I'm not sure he's ever *thought* about anything outside of the calculus of how much attention it will get him and for how long he can ride it.

He's a farkwit. Is what I'm saying. He makes *BAD* choices, not good ones. And has enough money that he has been able to afford a LIFETIME of bad choices, any one of which would have driven a normal American into utter financial ruin.

Fark him. He's irrelevant.
2012-10-24 01:07:28 PM
1 votes:

sprawl15: Obama is the least transparent president in history!

His tinting is at least three shades darker than the legal limit!


thanks alot limobama
2012-10-24 01:06:06 PM
1 votes:
I have a better idea -- rather than Joe's Bird, maybe we should be fundraising to donate to a charity of Mitten's choice if he coughs up five years of tax returns.

Personally, the part I like is where Combover says 'if it's done to my satisfaction'. Narcissistic much?
2012-10-24 01:04:16 PM
1 votes:
What a giant dumbass. Transcripts aren't going to show what he thinks that they want to see; some evidence of uh, preferential treatment of something. They are just lists of grades and courses. He wants the admissions records, which most places don't even keep. So good luck with blackmailing the President. Has FOX started running 24/7 with this yet?
2012-10-24 12:59:58 PM
1 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: Blackmail?


Yeah, it's not blackmail, it's attempted bribery.
2012-10-24 12:59:17 PM
1 votes:

feckingmorons: CapeFearCadaver: Why does this man think he has any clout? Why does anyone, has anyone, ever take(n) him seriously?

All he does is stamp his feet and scream begging for SOMEONE to pay attention to him.

His wives' divorce lawyers do.


I don't know if they take him seriously maybe more like take him to the cleaners.
2012-10-24 12:57:32 PM
1 votes:
Two greens?

/it IS a BFD
2012-10-24 12:47:12 PM
1 votes:

Lurking Fear: LOL what a complete farktard. How does he get actual buisness people to give him money?


Free publicity on The Apprentice.
2012-10-24 12:39:20 PM
1 votes:
Hey. A Mitt Romney surrogate is holding a charity hostage and trying to extort the president because of conspiracy theory.

Why does Mitt Romney associate with such people?
2012-10-24 12:35:09 PM
1 votes:

Solchie: What is the deal with people demanding his college transcripts? What mysteries to they think they hide? College transcripts are not the holy grail, and aren't going to reveal anything Earth-shattering. "OMG.. he only got a C in the 3D art class he took his sopohomore year! Get the pitchforks!"

I can only assume that Trump believes he has found a way to make money by publically being an asshole (well, a larger asshole that usual).


They think that Obama's transcripts show that he was registered as a foreign student, therefore he's lying when he claims to be a citizen. Also, they think the transcripts will prove that Obama is really dumb and only got ahead due to affirmative action.
2012-10-24 12:31:36 PM
1 votes:
"I got him to release his birth certificate, or whatever it is..."

"...to my satisfaction."

Yeah, never gonna happen. Not that Obama will even acknowledge this dumbass.
2012-10-24 12:29:06 PM
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?


You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for and something resembling facts to back it up.

This isn't about Romney, stop distracting.

But I will say this...Mr. Trump, with so little time let before the election, if you've got something, or you think you've got something on Barrack Obama put up or shut up and get the fark out. I'm sure there are any number of small, but comfy tropical islands you can buy and live out the rest of your days out of the spotlight.
2012-10-24 12:28:05 PM
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?


Now that is a deal
2012-10-24 12:27:49 PM
1 votes:
Suuuuuure - like comb-over bloviator Donald won't conveniently go bankrupt (yet again) right before he has to pony-up.
2012-10-24 12:27:30 PM
1 votes:
I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.

Why won't he just go away?
2012-10-24 12:27:17 PM
1 votes:
Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.
2012-10-24 12:25:12 PM
1 votes:
I hope some reporter asks him abut it... Oh wait, he doesn't talk to reporters. Never mind.
2012-10-24 12:22:51 PM
1 votes:
What's the deal with Trump's office? I was expecting HUGE things. Like mahogany paneled walls and BIG gold trim. There are supposed to be MAGNIFICENT things there, not a office depot set up.

My home office even has a better view.
2012-10-24 12:18:59 PM
1 votes:
OMG THIS IS HUGE! THE ELECTION IS CHANGED FOREVER!
2012-10-24 12:18:57 PM
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StewMcG: Also, does he even have $5 million?


In assets? Very likely.

In cash on hand? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe....
2012-10-24 12:12:41 PM
1 votes:
Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.
2012-10-24 12:12:41 PM
1 votes:
Mitt Romney surrogate Donald Trump, ladies and gentlemen.
 
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