feckingmorons: I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.
ggecko: Ok, who else thought of this:Trumps proposal to Obama via Danny DeVitoAnd here are some boobies for no reason whatsoever:[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x686]
feckingmorons: /bing for a change of pace
styckx: You know it's derpariffic when Foxnews refuse to even put it on their front page.
hdhale: Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: feckingmorons: I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.I'll send Trump $50 if he euthanizes the thing living on his head.
cameroncrazy1984: And you believe every crazy Republican website?
hdhale: You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for and something resembling facts to back it up.
hippyneil: frenchcheesemuseum: THE ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.This implies that Trump invokes a state of terror. I'm not sure that is the case.
Brick-House: ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.So are birth certificates
Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012
Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.
ourbigdumbmouth: It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.
macdaddy357: Why does he have a dead rat on his head?
Balder333: fark you Trump. Forget this shiat and give the money to charity anyway.What an asshole.
ourbigdumbmouth: And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.
xenophon10k: So who had "Nothing important, entirely Trump self-promotion" in the pool?
ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.
Obama addresses this on Leno's show on tonight.
Obama also ribbed Donald Trump over his $5 million bet to get Obama to release his college records, saying the beef traces back to when the two of them grew up together in Kenya."We had constant run-ins on the soccer field," Obama responded, noting he's never met Trump in real life. "He wasn't very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America I thought it would be over."
LtDarkstar: I'm voting for Trump for president! Now THAT is a man who's all about putting that monkey in office on the spot! He'll never give out that $5 Millions because NoBama will never show America his fake documents.
halfof33: Oh wait "the State Department" is at my door "checking my papers" because i am running for "the school board."
lantawa: THOSE NEW BLACK PANTHERS ARE SO WACKY, GOOFY, AND IRRELEVANT****From a simple Google search of Balck Panther threats in Tampa****New Black Panthers to RNC: Our 'Feet Will Be On Your Motherf***ing Necks'Graphic Language: New Black Panther: We Must Create Military To Murder Babies And Skin White PeopleNew Black Panthers: Kill 'cracker babies' in nurseries'Our feet will be on your mother****ing necks' at RNC conventionPublished: 08/14/2012 at 8:31 PM (THE BLAZE) "Under siege." That's how New Black Panther Party Chief of Staff Michelle Williams describes the black community in Tampa, FL, site of the GOP convention. And you can bet she blames Republicans, whites, and "tea baggers."So during an Aug. 12 rant on Black Panther radio, she let loose not only on "crackers" but also on black conservatives. During a particularly colorful diatribe explaining why she hates whites and why all blacks should, too, she vowed that as long as whites keep characterizing blacks as "ni**ers," her "feet [will be] on your motherfu**ing necks."But the most shocking comments come in a separate piece of audio posted on the site. In it, the host says blacks are "too scared" to drag whites out of their houses, skin them, hang them in trees, drag them behind trucks, and pour acid on them. He talks about that as he announces the desire for a new "military." The host, which appears to be King Samir Shabazz of "kill cracker babies fame," repeats the threat that made him famous: mainly that blacks will have to kill white babies "seconds" after they're born - and he suggests firebombing nurseries to do it//Release the hounds!
wiwille: All that money and his staff can't even get the white balance on the camera correct?
halfof33: Does everyone else note the similarities between this stunt and the insipid "Give Joe the Bird" campaign?
Corvus: So what does Mitt Romney think about this? HAHAHAHA
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: StewMcG: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.Hmmm... sounds vaguely like Romney's "$10,000 bet" line./Must be nice to have that much money.
JinxofSpades: I'm dense... I get that. Maybe I'm not always quick on the uptake. And Fark is filled with very smart people. So I know one of you has the answers to the following three questions:1. Why am I supposed to care about Obama (or any other president's) school records and passport records?2. Does what someone did in college mean much of anything 30 years later?3. Why am I supposed to care what Donald Trump has to say about anything?
BeatrixK: So they are saying that the grand Obama conspiracy began when he was issued his US Passort in his teens?
KarmicDisaster: I offer $100 if Trump will let me pull on his hair.
xtragrind: Obama was a terrible student in college and benefited greatly from affirmative action.
StewMcG: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.Trump's a total waste of oxygen. Also, does he even have $5 million?
DamnYankees: Trump says he'll give $5M to kids with cancer if Obama capitulates. If this man wasn't a complete asshole wouldn't he give the donation regardless?
NeedlesslyCanadian: It's really not blackmail, it's Trump being a massive asshat to charities. "I'm not gonna give my money to a charity unless I get to troll the President! Neener neener!"
cretinbob: What a complete dumbass.
shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?
hdhale: Dusk-You-n-Me: Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012DID YOU KNOW: that Donald Trump on any given day in NYC accounts for a .25 degree increase in the ambient outdoor temperature due to the amount of hot air he himself generates?As much as it pains me to defend the man...Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net./ya ya, he invests money and it's taxed at a lower rate--it's still a considerable amount//all the money he invests has to come from some place, and it's not a secret money tree in Central Park, just saying
Dusk-You-n-Me: Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)
Keizer_Ghidorah: skullkrusher: intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: and get some farking self respect.From the guy who comes in every day to lash out at everyone and call them idiots, could your post be any more full of projection?skullkrusher: holy crap, dude.I agree, it is scary that since 2007 you've dedicated your life to lashing out at others onlineI come to have fun and interesting discussions. That never happens with you, however. Read your comments in your thread. Every one is a master's level lesson in being a whiny biatchass.Who's the more whiny biatchass, the whining biatchass or the one who whines about the whining biatchass.
SteelPeart: Hey, asswipes:What are you guys going to do with your "Republican Tears" pictures after November?
intelligent comment below: skullkrusher: and if it isn't, you tag them in red thereby reaffirming your belief that the only reason multiple disagree with you is because they are alt trolls... threads are getting more and more red by the day for you, aren't they?No I'd say it's quite easy to figure out who are the obnoxious useless trolls and who are genuine peopleYou're just another useless troll who strangely also only appears when a handful of other known trolls appear
Altitude5280: Obama addresses this on Leno's show on tonight. Obama also ribbed Donald Trump over his $5 million bet to get Obama to release his college records, saying the beef traces back to when the two of them grew up together in Kenya."We had constant run-ins on the soccer field," Obama responded, noting he's never met Trump in real life. "He wasn't very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America I thought it would be over."
Silly Jesus: "OMG HE'LL HAVE TO RAPE PEOPLE FOR CHARITY NEXT"
teeny: Silly Jesus: teeny: Silly Jesus: If I had even a remote possibility of getting this kid $5 million I'd do just about anything. I'd make a bet with farking Hitler. Hell, I'd suck Hitler's dick. I just don't see how you can make a reasonable argument for not obtaining the money short of having to kill someone for it. Not wanting to hand over papers certainly doesn't qualify for anyone but the heartless.Which is why TRUMP is the asshat for using cancer kids as bait. He's only perpetuating the idea that rich people have no problems using their money to get what they want. Trump has apparently discovered that he can't simply pay the college to release the records, so he's going to dangle a cancer kid in front of Obama and pretend like the ball is in his court.He's a douche that needs to learn that having money doesn't mean you can make the rules.And, in your estimation, teaching him that "lesson" is more important than the kids getting $5 million toward their cure?It's Trump's money. Trump has stated that he WANTS to write the check, but it's more important for him to see some arbitrary application paperwork. So he's threatening to withhold it until he gets what he wants. Trump is the asshole no matter how the president responds.
jdmac: To be honest, we should not have to bribe the president, especially one who promised the most transparent administration in history, to release records that almost all of his modern predecessors have.
Amos Quito: rufus-t-firefly: We have seen video of Obama's church. Can we see some footage of a service at Romney's tabernacle?You can see the tabernacle any time.The temple? Not from the inside - unless you're "holy".
JerseyTim: Mitt Romney surrogate Donald Trump, ladies and gentlemen.
Vectron: cretinbob: Philip Francis Queeg: Dancin_In_Anson: Blackmail?Yeah, it's not blackmail, it's attempted bribery.I was in a hurry to get to work, but yeah If I could go back I'd change that to bribery. Either way it's a felony.How many think Trump has committed a felony?
hdhale: shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for and something resembling facts to back it up.This isn't about Romney, stop distracting.But I will say this...Mr. Trump, with so little time let before the election, if you've got something, or you think you've got something on Barrack Obama put up or shut up and get the fark out. I'm sure there are any number of small, but comfy tropical islands you can buy and live out the rest of your days out of the spotlight.
Danger Mouse: 15 pages of Farkers peeing themselves over somehting they claim is nothing but BS.
Vectron: Fun with Dick and Jane[www.rarebookschool.org image 288x253]Obamabots watch the Donald.The Donald is curious.What is the Donald curious about?The Donald is curious about the Obama.See Obamabots spin.Spin, spin, spin, Obamabots, spin."Jane do you want to learn more about Obama", says Dick."No Dick. I do not want to learn more" says Jane."Why not?", asks Dick."Because," says Jane, "The Donald's hair is funny."See Obamabots spin.Spin, spin, spin, Obamabots, spin.
styckx: real_headhoncho: When he says "least transparent", does he mean "black"?Bingo
cameroncrazy1984: Brick-House: ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.So are birth certificatesNo, the hard part is traveling back in time to put the birth announcements in the newspapers.
lantawa: Keizer_Ghidorah: Christian theocracy that declares wars at Israel's beckon callNice mondegreen.
Keizer_Ghidorah: Christian theocracy that declares wars at Israel's beckon call
Goldstein: He sounds like a Bond villain.
JusticeandIndependence: Contrabulous Flabtraption: About time someone did something to expose this fraud of a president.Fraud?
skullkrusher: It is a bribe but not of the illegal variety.
NIXON, YOU DOLT!!!
GameSprocket: So Trump could be saving kids with cancer but is letting them die for political reasons?Screw this guy! I don't suppose we can start a charity to raise $5 million, can we?/I was already impressed, $5 million would astound me.
Kittypie070: That thing on Trump's head neck needs to die.
Kittypie070: That thing on Trump's head needs to die.
sodomizer: Obama is our least documented president in history.
Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.
KarmicDisaster: Treygreen13: This is stupid and moronic. Trump is a waste of air and a media whore.But this isn't blackmail.Is it bribery?
cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.
coeyagi: uncleacid: He's scheduled to be on Letterman Tomorrow night . That should be fun.There goes my respect for Dave.In best Sam Kinnison voice: STOP FEEDING THE F*CKING TROLLS!
ToxicMunkee: I demand to see Obama's crayon drawings from 2nd grade. Only then will he be truly transparent.
Lost Thought 00: Just for giggles, Obama should have the CIA send someone to leave a pleasant note on Trumps chest during the night, just to let him know he's not untouchable
xtragrind: Obama was a terrible student in college and benefited greatly from affirmative action. Romney dodged a bunch of taxes in 2009. It's actually pretty obvious why neither want their records released...
Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?can someone tell me please?
Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president? can someone tell me please?
BunkoSquad: [images.wjla.com image 606x404]
KarmicDisaster: CapeFearCadaver: kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.Well, yeah... because then he might actually be compelled to give that money to a charity 0bummer supports.No he wouldn't, Trump would never find any submitted documents to be to his "satisfaction". He would never have to pay.
DamnYankees: President Obama's response:The whole world now knows... my passport and college records were extorted, for ransom, three hoursago. This is a recent photograph of the man who did it. And this... well, this is what waits for the children with cancer. This is your ransom. Five million dollars in unmarked bills, just like you wanted. But this is as close as you'll ever get to it. You'll never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for my records. Not one dime, not one penny. Instead, I'm offering this money as a reward on your head. Dead or alive, it doesn't matter. So congratulations, you've just become a two million dollar lottery ticket... except the odds are much, much better. Do you know anyone that wouldn't turn you in for five million dollars? I don't think you do. I doubt it. So wherever you go and whatever you do, this money will be tracking you down for all time. And to ensure that it does, to keep interest alive, I'm running a full-page ad in every major newspaper every Sunday... for as long as it takes. But... and this is your last chance... you rescind your ransom, I'll withdraw the bounty. With any luck you can simply disappear. Understand... you will never see this money. Not one dollar. So you still have a chance to do the right thing. If you don't, well, then, God be with you, because nobody else on this Earth will be.
hdhale: You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for
sprawl15: Obama is the least transparent president in history!His tinting is at least three shades darker than the legal limit!
feckingmorons: CapeFearCadaver: Why does this man think he has any clout? Why does anyone, has anyone, ever take(n) him seriously?All he does is stamp his feet and scream begging for SOMEONE to pay attention to him.His wives' divorce lawyers do.
Lurking Fear: LOL what a complete farktard. How does he get actual buisness people to give him money?
Solchie: What is the deal with people demanding his college transcripts? What mysteries to they think they hide? College transcripts are not the holy grail, and aren't going to reveal anything Earth-shattering. "OMG.. he only got a C in the 3D art class he took his sopohomore year! Get the pitchforks!"I can only assume that Trump believes he has found a way to make money by publically being an asshole (well, a larger asshole that usual).
StewMcG: Also, does he even have $5 million?
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