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2012-10-25 05:05:38 AM  

skullkrusher: kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.

I think this is a win-win for Trump either way.

If BO doesn't give in, Trump gains notoriety as the man who proved that BO is so afraid of his records being made public that he won't release them for charity.
If BO does give in, he is the man who gains notoriety for getting the President to release these records.

In Trump's mind, publicity is an end unto itself. Actually kinda well played on his part for that reason


Then Obama should pledge to give the $5 million back to Trump if Romney releases the last ten years of his tax records.
 
2012-10-25 05:09:14 AM  

Silly Jesus: What possible reason could there be for not doing it?


Do you have your college or passport application?
No, you gave them away.
It's like him asking Obama to make the sky green and the grass blue.
 
2012-10-25 05:16:43 AM  

ViciousX: [24.media.tumblr.com image 662x560]


What's pretty interesting is if you do the math on likes/dislikes you end up with roughly 48 to 52%.

That's my election prediction.

Romney 47.7 Obama 52.3
 
2012-10-25 05:44:22 AM  

gravebayne2: Silly Jesus: Djembe: Silly Jesus: Halli: Silly Jesus: Excellent retort.

"NUH UH! YOU'RE STUPID!"

Yes. If you fall for Trump's attention whoring you are stupid. Either that or an attention whore on a much smaller scale.

I didn't "fall for" anything. I'm simply thinking of Obama sitting down with a kid at St. Jude Children's Hospital and explaining why they didn't get $5 million. I think that a pissing contest would be pretty hard to explain as a legitimate reason.

I suppose that the families of civilians murdered by Al Qaeda wonder why there weren't any negotiations, too.

You don't negotiate with the bully. Not on the playground, not with your significant other, not with people sawing innocent people's heads off, and not with this fop, either.

So giving Trump a meaningless piece of paper so that kids with cancer can get $5 million is the same as negotiating with Al Qaeda whose requests are generally to release other members of Al Qaeda from imprisonment or some other request nowhere near on par with faxing over a couple of meaningless sheets of paper....

Not sure if joking or just mildly retarded.

i think you are fully retarded. no mildly to it. what is wrong with you? you think that if obama handed those papers over, even if they were completely legit, that they wouldn't twist those into something to win romney the election.

Think mittens would hand over his tax returns for a 5 million boost to charity?

If mitt romney won, he would destroy the rebuilding of healthcare in america. for what? 5 million to charity. also Romneys plans for fellow millionaires will bury the lower income bracket. maybe you should take a moment to learn a little about politics before you jump into the conversation with the big boys... mmmkay?


Oooh, so condescending. Give it to me again baby. Just like that.
 
2012-10-25 05:48:12 AM  

Worldwalker: Silly Jesus: . I'm simply thinking of Obama sitting down with a kid at St. Jude Children's Hospital and explaining why they didn't get $5 million.

That part is simple: "You didn't get $5 million because Donald Trump, who could have given it to you if he wanted to, decided not to."

As to why?
We never pay anyone Dane-geld
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that plays it is lost!

-- Rudyard Kipling


"You didn't get $5 million because Donald Trump, who could have given it to you if he wanted to, decided not to."

"But he said if you gave him some meaningless sheets of paper that he'd give the money. Am I not worth enough to you to hand over some meaningless sheets of paper? "
 
2012-10-25 05:48:45 AM  

real_headhoncho: When he says "least transparent", does he mean "black"?


I suggested this to my step-son this afternoon. He pointed out that "least white" and "most opaque" were not really dissimilar, so it's only a minor stretch that the Donald is technically correct to interchange these terms.
 
2012-10-25 05:53:25 AM  

theMightyRegeya: Silly Jesus: Oh, I understand now. Thank you. I wouldn't want the president to give special audience to someone wanting to cure my illness. That would just be unforgivable. Don't mind me, I'll just be over here dying and happy that the president didn't have to give an audience to that big ole mean rich man.

Nobody's stopping Donald Trump from donating $5 million to charity other than Donald Trump.


....aaaaand the guy who can hand him a few meaningless sheets of paper.
 
2012-10-25 06:01:20 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Vectron: Silly Jesus: kg2095: DamnYankees: Trump says he'll give $5M to kids with cancer if Obama capitulates. If this man wasn't a complete asshole wouldn't he give the donation regardless?

I think it's very unlikely that someone like Donald Trump has ever given anything to a worthy charity.

Donald Trump has supported the following charities:

Celebrity Fight Night Foundation
Children with AIDS
David Foster Foundation
DoSomething.org
Friends of Scotland
Jimmy Fund
Make A Child Smile Appeal
Make-A-Wish Foundation
Mississippi Animal Rescue League
Muhammad Ali Parkinson Center
Neurofibromatosis, Inc.

Operation Smile
Paralyzed Veterans of America
Pediatric Epilepsy Project
Raising Malawi
Reef Relief
Smile Train
St. Francis Food Pantries and Shelters
The Doe Fund
UNICEF
Wounded Warrior Project


Read more: http://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/donald-trump#ixzz2AGywEIbg


Hahaha
You messed with the the preconconceptions of the Obamabots.

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"DOES NOT COMPUTE, DOES NOT COMPUTE"

What's stopping Trump from donating this money? If he was truly good and selfless he'd do it. But no, he wants to be a complete and insufferable shiathead yet again for attention and to draw attention away from being fired.

Let's say there was a homeless man who was very hungry, and you had more than enough food with you to share. But you see the mayor of your city nearby, and tell him that you'll give the homeless man something to eat if the mayor gives you his baby pictures. When the mayor rightfully refuses, you get angry at him for letting the homeless man go hungry, when all you have to do is give the homeless man some food.

That's the kind of retard logic you trolls and shills are pulling. "I can easily give them something, but it's HIS fault for not caving in to my demands! Now I'll let all those people suffer because of it! Nyah nyah nyah!". And those of us who are intelligent and not sociopaths are pointing out yours' and Trump's idiocy.


No. What I am saying is that BOTH are assholes. I've never denied that Trump could just give the money or that he's a huge douchebag. The point I've been trying to make is that Obama is being just as childish as he is by not handing him some meaningless papers. I can do an analogy too...

"Hey, if you say "cat" I will give $5 million to charity."

"OMG WHY AREN'T YOU GIVING IT TO CHARITY WITHOUT ME SAYING "CAT"? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!"

"So, will you say "cat" so that I can write this check?"

"OMG NO! I REFUSE TO SAY CAT. I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU ARE WITHHOLDING THIS MONEY!"


In that exchange who might be a douche? I think that both parties are...what do you think?
 
2012-10-25 06:05:13 AM  

eddiesocket: Silly Jesus: So nobody in the Fark echo chamber actually thinks it wold be a little odd if he didn't release some meaningless papers in exchange for 5 million to charity? What possible reason could there be for not doing it?

So, you're pretending to believe Trump would actually follow through on this? Also, why would Obama release records that Romney has not? (You are aware that no presidential candidate has ever released his school or passport records, aren't you?)


1. I'm not confident that Trump would follow through...but the records are meaningless, so what's the harm in trying?
2. If the records are meaningless, who cares if Romney has released his or not?
3. Nobody else has done it? So?
 
2012-10-25 06:11:53 AM  

eddiesocket: Silly Jesus: No. That would be something substantial. A sheet of paper with some inconsequential type on it is pretty much the definition of meaningless.

It's not a "sheet of paper". He basically wants all of Obama's school and "passport" records, including college applications, which of course Obama wouldn't still have. He wants these things done by October 31, and "to my satisfaction", meaning there is a 0% chance Trump would donate to anything. This is an attention-whoring ploy to try to make Obama look bad, but no one but the far right is taking it seriously. Oh, and Larry Flynt recently offered 1 million dollars for the release of Romney's tax returns. Why doesn't Romney take him up on it and give the money to charity? Why does Romney hate children with cancer?


I thought he just wanted the applications...

If he doesn't have them, then that another issue all together.

I realize that the chance of Trump going through with it is small...but those kids in the hospital can still benefit from a small chance.

Lastly, Romney is in the same boat. You think I'm going to defend him?
 
2012-10-25 07:13:03 AM  
this discussion thread is pointless. cancer has already been cured in the 1980s with the discovery of a south american ant species.

the 5 million should go to a far nobler charity.....the home for discarded sock monkeys. the one's with the red feet and hands deserve it much, much more.

give now. give often. give generously.
 
2012-10-25 07:23:47 AM  

Silly Jesus: eddiesocket: Silly Jesus: No. That would be something substantial. A sheet of paper with some inconsequential type on it is pretty much the definition of meaningless.

It's not a "sheet of paper". He basically wants all of Obama's school and "passport" records, including college applications, which of course Obama wouldn't still have. He wants these things done by October 31, and "to my satisfaction", meaning there is a 0% chance Trump would donate to anything. This is an attention-whoring ploy to try to make Obama look bad, but no one but the far right is taking it seriously. Oh, and Larry Flynt recently offered 1 million dollars for the release of Romney's tax returns. Why doesn't Romney take him up on it and give the money to charity? Why does Romney hate children with cancer?

I thought he just wanted the applications...

If he doesn't have them, then that another issue all together.

I realize that the chance of Trump going through with it is small...but those kids in the hospital can still benefit from a small chance.

Lastly, Romney is in the same boat. You think I'm going to defend him?


The chances are not "small", they are zero. There is zero chance Trump would donate anything. And seriously, who has their college applications from 30+ years ago? And it would almost certainly cause Obama to lose the election. I certainly know I wouldnt vote for Obama if he kowtowed to the human filth known as Trump. As for Romney, it certainly seems like you're defending him. Frank Rich offered 10 million to charity today in Romney's name if Romney will release his tax returns. 10 million! Where's your condemnation?
 
2012-10-25 07:50:50 AM  

ourbigdumbmouth: It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.


He has his hands full with BenghaziGate right now.
 
2012-10-25 08:02:44 AM  

Silly Jesus: Halli: Silly Jesus: Halli: intelligent comment below: Silly Jesus: And Republicans are the heartless ones?


withholding money to a charity all so you can play a gotcha game with the President?

Yes I would say that qualifies as heartless

Besides we all know that Trump would never pay up. He would just do like T. Boone Pickens. Move the goalposts so far that nobody could ever reach them.

So? What's the harm in trying?

Libtards will defend anything that this man does...it's like a mental illness.

Potentially keeping $5 million from kids with cancer over a few sheets of meaningless paper?
"Trump is a meany!"
"Blackmail!"
"He won't pay!"
"His hair looks funny!"

Thou doth protest too much.

Aww election season trolls. So desperate for bites.

Nah, just trying to understand how you think...

[givinglifeonline.com image 500x357]

If I had even a remote possibility of getting this kid $5 million I'd do just about anything. I'd make a bet with farking Hitler. Hell, I'd suck Hitler's dick. I just don't see how you can make a reasonable argument for not obtaining the money short of having to kill someone for it. Not wanting to hand over papers certainly doesn't qualify for anyone but the heartless.


If you're so "concerned" about kids with cancer, then go sell your house, car, and the rest of your possessions and give the profits to St. Jude's Children's Hospital, OK?

Heck, I'll do one better. If Romney releases his last ten years of Tax Returns, I'll give $10 Million to orphans with AIDS! If Romney doesn't do it, then he's a heartless asshole. Heck, I might not even have 10 million, but if there's a small chance that I do, Romney better give in to my demands!
 
2012-10-25 08:10:15 AM  
If ObaMao has nothing to hide, it isn't blackmail!!
 
2012-10-25 08:38:38 AM  

eddiesocket: Silly Jesus: eddiesocket: Silly Jesus: No. That would be something substantial. A sheet of paper with some inconsequential type on it is pretty much the definition of meaningless.

It's not a "sheet of paper". He basically wants all of Obama's school and "passport" records, including college applications, which of course Obama wouldn't still have. He wants these things done by October 31, and "to my satisfaction", meaning there is a 0% chance Trump would donate to anything. This is an attention-whoring ploy to try to make Obama look bad, but no one but the far right is taking it seriously. Oh, and Larry Flynt recently offered 1 million dollars for the release of Romney's tax returns. Why doesn't Romney take him up on it and give the money to charity? Why does Romney hate children with cancer?

I thought he just wanted the applications...

If he doesn't have them, then that another issue all together.

I realize that the chance of Trump going through with it is small...but those kids in the hospital can still benefit from a small chance.

Lastly, Romney is in the same boat. You think I'm going to defend him?

The chances are not "small", they are zero. There is zero chance Trump would donate anything. And seriously, who has their college applications from 30+ years ago? And it would almost certainly cause Obama to lose the election. I certainly know I wouldnt vote for Obama if he kowtowed to the human filth known as Trump. As for Romney, it certainly seems like you're defending him. Frank Rich offered 10 million to charity today in Romney's name if Romney will release his tax returns. 10 million! Where's your condemnation?


Romney has something to hide. Obama doesn't. As for you not voting for BO if he released his college records: you lie!
 
2012-10-25 09:08:51 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: I genuinely feel bad for you.


Thanks bro! You still camping out with the Occucampers?

Ahh, memories. Sweet futile memories.
 
2012-10-25 09:15:16 AM  
I'm not gonna read the entire thread because Trump isn't worth it but has anyone pointed out that Trump promised to release his tax returns if Obama released his BC and has to date not honored that promise?

And how precisely is this NOT gonna get people talking again about Mitt's reluctance to show everyone what an excellent and hard working businessman he is by releasing his taxes?

Anyone who votes for a rich man who refuses to release his tax information is a flat out moran.
 
2012-10-25 09:35:37 AM  
why doesn't trump put up or shut up.

donate the money NOW.

why does trump hate cancer kids so much?
 
2012-10-25 09:45:45 AM  

LawnDartCatcher: why doesn't trump put up or shut up.

donate the money NOW.

why does trump hate cancer kids so much?


I'd imagine the point of this little exercise isn't to donate money to charity
 
2012-10-25 10:33:08 AM  

Silly Jesus: Lionel Mandrake: Silly Jesus: Lionel Mandrake: Silly Jesus: So nobody in the Fark echo chamber actually thinks it wold be a little odd if he didn't release some meaningless papers in exchange for 5 million to charity? What possible reason could there be for not doing it?

Giving in to the demands of douchebags encourages further douchebaggery.

What's Trumps excuse for not just donating it?

Oh yeah, he's dipshiat, wingnut douchebag

It's a given that Trump is a douchebag...but if you had some papers sitting around that were entirely inconsequential would you not be just a big of a douche saying "nah, screw those kids with cancer, I don't want to give in to Trump out of principle?"

Is the principle of not engaging with Trump worth keeping $5 from kids with cancer?

You've got to admit that it'll look pretty bad if he doesn't give him the meaningless papers...

Trump may be a douche, but this does work pretty brilliantly...if there's nothing to hide, then Obama would have to be a pretty big dick to essentially withhold that amount of money from charity over a pissing contest.

Only people who aren't going to vote for him anyway think like that.

And yes, not giving into "rich guy makes public figure give in to ridiculous demand" is a principle worth standing for.


[godlesspaladin.files.wordpress.com image 300x338]
So your stance is that Obama keeping this supposedly inconsequential piece of paper under wraps is worth withholding $5 million that could find a cure or give me a longer life? And Republicans are the heartless ones? Thanks for nothing.


Oh please...give your outrage a farking rest. It's a publicity stunt using dying children. That's shameful.
 
2012-10-25 11:23:00 AM  

chiett: I say the Pres should call his bluff. Release the info then tell him to pay up!


When you wrestle with a pig, you get dirty and the pig enjoys it. It was a big mistake for Obama to release his birth cert; it opened the door to just this sort of AWing.
 
2012-10-25 11:28:31 AM  

Silly Jesus: Lionel Mandrake: Silly Jesus: So nobody in the Fark echo chamber actually thinks it wold be a little odd if he didn't release some meaningless papers in exchange for 5 million to charity? What possible reason could there be for not doing it?

Giving in to the demands of douchebags encourages further douchebaggery.

What's Trumps excuse for not just donating it?

Oh yeah, he's dipshiat, wingnut douchebag

It's a given that Trump is a douchebag...but if you had some papers sitting around that were entirely inconsequential would you not be just a big of a douche saying "nah, screw those kids with cancer, I don't want to give in to Trump out of principle?"

Is the principle of not engaging with Trump worth keeping $5 from kids with cancer?

You've got to admit that it'll look pretty bad if he doesn't give him the meaningless papers...

Trump may be a douche, but this does work pretty brilliantly...if there's nothing to hide, then Obama would have to be a pretty big dick to essentially withhold that amount of money from charity over a pissing contest.


Reality not your strong point is it?

Tell you what. I will pay $10,000,000 to the charity of your choice if you do NOTHING!

To my satisfaction.

See, I can be a blowhard just as well as Trump. He's not exactly renowned for his compassion and integrity.
 
2012-10-25 11:32:01 AM  
submitter needs to check the definition of blackmail. or maybe you meant blackmale?
 
2012-10-25 11:32:10 AM  

Silly Jesus: Halli: Silly Jesus: So your stance is that Obama keeping this supposedly inconsequential piece of paper under wraps is worth withholding $5 million that could find a cure or give me a longer life? And Republicans are the heartless ones? Thanks for nothing.

Don't worry. Decent human beings like Bill Gates already donate billions of dollars to worthy causes without trying to blackmail people.

Besides Trump would probably go bankrupt once again if he gave away that much money.

1. So $5 million more is just chump change? Not worth getting?
2. It's not blackmail.
3. So? And no he wouldn't.


What $5 million? So far all we've seen is talk of $5 million. And the $5 million is sitting in which independent third party's escrow account?

Talk is super cheap. As anyone can see from reading your pathetic attempts to defend Trump's self-aggrandizing bloviating. 

It has NOTHING to do with charity. As anyone with half a brain cell can see.
 
2012-10-25 11:36:20 AM  

Silly Jesus: Lenny_da_Hog: "Gimme the papers or this cancer baby dies."

"Let him die, I have a point to prove."

[andybraner.typepad.com image 319x300]


So because Trump is withholding money for treatment for all your cancer babies, which you have no doubt he will really donate, based on no evidence whatever, Obama is the villain.

Talk about trying to understand trying to understand someone's broken thought processes.

And I'll up my promise to $20 million for pediatric cancer research. Let me know when you'll be available to start your job as my personal servant for life.
 
2012-10-25 01:50:22 PM  

Silly Jesus: theMightyRegeya: Silly Jesus: Oh, I understand now. Thank you. I wouldn't want the president to give special audience to someone wanting to cure my illness. That would just be unforgivable. Don't mind me, I'll just be over here dying and happy that the president didn't have to give an audience to that big ole mean rich man.

Nobody's stopping Donald Trump from donating $5 million to charity other than Donald Trump.

....aaaaand the guy who can hand him a few meaningless sheets of paper.


Obama's already provided ample proof of citizenship, and since his mother was a U.S. citizen, I don't even understand why this was ever an issue.

The real issue, I think most people who care about the issue would agree if we were speaking confidentially, is that he's a mulatto whose middle name is Hussein.

And Donald can give $5mil to charity any time he wants, and does charity work. This is a stupid publicity stunt.
 
2012-10-25 05:33:04 PM  

Lsherm: Anti_illuminati: That hair certainly terrifies the bejesus out of me.

What I don't understand is how he manages such an epic combover with no anchor point in the forward center of his head. You know he has to be bald, but what's holding that hair in place near his forehead? Glue?


Deep thoughts.
 
2012-10-25 06:02:06 PM  

TalenLee: vernonFL: What are you talking about? They just put out a documentary on Obama.

Dinesh D'souza is the worst kind of sophist, and a racism-enabler besides.

You must be a racist for saying this. He's a first-generation immigrant to the U.S...you know, the LEGAL kind. And for some reason, most of these tend to be Conservative. Go figure.

Must just inflame those hemmeroids when it isn't some white dude exposing Obama for the fraud he turned out to be.
 
2012-10-25 06:28:45 PM  

Kittypie070: publikenemy 2012-10-24 09:44:06 PM

(farky'd as: You're irelevant 7122280, & you repeat easily debunked lies 7361729)


I'm curious as what you have me farky'd as.
 
2012-10-25 06:44:21 PM  
If BHO gave in to Trump's demands, then every rich idiot in this, and other countries, will start bleating, pearl clutching and posturing to get his attention.

I will say this: I went to Columbia a few years before Barak did and there is *nothing* on the transcripts that will tell you anything other than a name, student ID number, classes, professors and grades. If he was a bad student, I will share this joke that a doctor told me:

Q. What do you call the guy who graduated at the bottom of his class at medical school?
A. "Doctor"

So, 'What do you call the guy in the White House who had bad grades at Columbia?" ... "Mister President"
 
2012-10-25 06:46:05 PM  

eddiesocket: Silly Jesus: eddiesocket: Silly Jesus: No. That would be something substantial. A sheet of paper with some inconsequential type on it is pretty much the definition of meaningless.

It's not a "sheet of paper". He basically wants all of Obama's school and "passport" records, including college applications, which of course Obama wouldn't still have. He wants these things done by October 31, and "to my satisfaction", meaning there is a 0% chance Trump would donate to anything. This is an attention-whoring ploy to try to make Obama look bad, but no one but the far right is taking it seriously. Oh, and Larry Flynt recently offered 1 million dollars for the release of Romney's tax returns. Why doesn't Romney take him up on it and give the money to charity? Why does Romney hate children with cancer?

I thought he just wanted the applications...

If he doesn't have them, then that another issue all together.

I realize that the chance of Trump going through with it is small...but those kids in the hospital can still benefit from a small chance.

Lastly, Romney is in the same boat. You think I'm going to defend him?

The chances are not "small", they are zero. There is zero chance Trump would donate anything. And seriously, who has their college applications from 30+ years ago? And it would almost certainly cause Obama to lose the election. I certainly know I wouldnt vote for Obama if he kowtowed to the human filth known as Trump. As for Romney, it certainly seems like you're defending him. Frank Rich offered 10 million to charity today in Romney's name if Romney will release his tax returns. 10 million! Where's your condemnation?


Romney is just as much of a jackass in this sense as Obama. That better?

You know that people can legitimately disagree with something that Obama does and not be a pro Romney zealot, right?

/voted for Obama
//will vote for him again...reluctantly
 
2012-10-25 06:46:57 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Silly Jesus: Halli: Silly Jesus: Halli: intelligent comment below: Silly Jesus: And Republicans are the heartless ones?


withholding money to a charity all so you can play a gotcha game with the President?

Yes I would say that qualifies as heartless

Besides we all know that Trump would never pay up. He would just do like T. Boone Pickens. Move the goalposts so far that nobody could ever reach them.

So? What's the harm in trying?

Libtards will defend anything that this man does...it's like a mental illness.

Potentially keeping $5 million from kids with cancer over a few sheets of meaningless paper?
"Trump is a meany!"
"Blackmail!"
"He won't pay!"
"His hair looks funny!"

Thou doth protest too much.

Aww election season trolls. So desperate for bites.

Nah, just trying to understand how you think...

[givinglifeonline.com image 500x357]

If I had even a remote possibility of getting this kid $5 million I'd do just about anything. I'd make a bet with farking Hitler. Hell, I'd suck Hitler's dick. I just don't see how you can make a reasonable argument for not obtaining the money short of having to kill someone for it. Not wanting to hand over papers certainly doesn't qualify for anyone but the heartless.

If you're so "concerned" about kids with cancer, then go sell your house, car, and the rest of your possessions and give the profits to St. Jude's Children's Hospital, OK?

Heck, I'll do one better. If Romney releases his last ten years of Tax Returns, I'll give $10 Million to orphans with AIDS! If Romney doesn't do it, then he's a heartless asshole. Heck, I might not even have 10 million, but if there's a small chance that I do, Romney better give in to my demands!


wtfamireading.jpg
 
2012-10-25 06:48:28 PM  

quatchi: Anyone who votes for a rich man who refuses to release his tax information is a flat out moran.


I'm not voting for the man, or advocating doing so, but I find this intriguing. That's really the most important issue to you?
 
2012-10-25 06:51:26 PM  
 
2012-10-25 06:54:05 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: If BHO gave in to Trump's demands, then every rich idiot in this, and other countries, will start bleating, pearl clutching and posturing to get his attention.

I will say this: I went to Columbia a few years before Barak did and there is *nothing* on the transcripts that will tell you anything other than a name, student ID number, classes, professors and grades. If he was a bad student, I will share this joke that a doctor told me:

Q. What do you call the guy who graduated at the bottom of his class at medical school?
A. "Doctor"

So, 'What do you call the guy in the White House who had bad grades at Columbia?" ... "Mister President"


I don't think that the issue at the center of the conspiracy is one of grades...I think they are wanting to see it because they believe he indicated that he was a foreign student on it.
 
2012-10-25 07:04:16 PM  

SteelPeart: TalenLee: vernonFL: What are you talking about? They just put out a documentary on Obama.

Dinesh D'souza is the worst kind of sophist, and a racism-enabler besides. You must be a racist for saying this. He's a first-generation immigrant to the U.S...you know, the LEGAL kind. And for some reason, most of these tend to be Conservative. Go figure.

Must just inflame those hemmeroids when it isn't some white dude exposing Obama for the fraud he turned out to be.


Yeah, I'm gonna believe someone who says their main inspiration is Michael Moore.
 
2012-10-25 09:39:26 PM  

eddiesocket: Silly Jesus: No. That would be something substantial. A sheet of paper with some inconsequential type on it is pretty much the definition of meaningless.

It's not a "sheet of paper". He basically wants all of Obama's school and "passport" records, including college applications, which of course Obama wouldn't still have. He wants these things done by October 31, and "to my satisfaction", meaning there is a 0% chance Trump would donate to anything. This is an attention-whoring ploy to try to make Obama look bad, but no one but the far right is taking it seriously. Oh, and Larry Flynt recently offered 1 million dollars for the release of Romney's tax returns. Why doesn't Romney take him up on it and give the money to charity? Why does Romney hate children with cancer?


Fortunately, given Trump's background and basic character only uneducated idiots would be fooled by this sham. Unfortunately, many of those uneducated idiots are also voters.
 
2012-10-25 09:42:12 PM  

Silly Jesus: So your stance is that Obama keeping this supposedly inconsequential piece of paper under wraps is worth withholding $5 million that could find a cure or give me a longer life? And Republicans are the heartless ones? Thanks for nothing.


If Donald Trump was such a great and upstanding individual then why does he not make the donation without requiring President Obama to turn over certain records? Why make his donation conditional? If you want to thank someone for nothing, thank Donald Trump for having an ulterior motive.
 
2012-10-25 09:50:56 PM  

Silly Jesus: Trump may be a douche, but this does work pretty brilliantly...if there's nothing to hide, then Obama would have to be a pretty big dick to essentially withhold that amount of money from charity over a pissing contest.


What pertinent information could be gained by A) his college transcripts and, B) his passport applications? Also, who in this country with a passport keeps their applications? Last time I had to apply for a passport there was no extra paperwork. I went to the post office, got the applications, filled them out, and mailed them in. There were no carbon copies and I did not make copies of the applications. I think that only reason Trump put that criteria in was so President Obama would fail, thus saving Trump his $5 million dollars. And, he will then accuse President Obama of not only hiding something (more than likely his country of birth) but also doing so at the expense of children with cancer. This only proves how much of a scum sucking bastard Trump really is.
 
2012-10-25 10:27:33 PM  

Attention whore says "What?"


Is nobody paying attention to you any more, "The Donald?" Did Pookums just get shiat-canned? Save your money, you stupid bastard - you're going to need it, as no one's going to touch you with a friggin' stick and you've figured that out.
 
2012-10-25 11:32:55 PM  
Trump will never pay a penny ... especially with his "to my satisfaction" clause. He reneged on his last promise for Obama's long form birth certificate.

In the words of a brilliant republican: "... fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me ... you can't get fooled again. "
 
2012-10-26 08:25:11 AM  

Mock26: Silly Jesus: So your stance is that Obama keeping this supposedly inconsequential piece of paper under wraps is worth withholding $5 million that could find a cure or give me a longer life? And Republicans are the heartless ones? Thanks for nothing.

If Donald Trump was such a great and upstanding individual then why does he not make the donation without requiring President Obama to turn over certain records? Why make his donation conditional? If you want to thank someone for nothing, thank Donald Trump for having an ulterior motive.


I've already said that Trump is a dick....not sure why people keep farking this particular chicken.

If someone said to you "hey, I'll donate $5 million to charity if you jump up and down" and you said "I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT JUMP UP AND DOWN"...who looks like the bigger dick?
 
2012-10-26 08:40:15 AM  

Silly Jesus:
If someone said to you "hey, I'll donate $5 million to charity if you jump up and down" and you said "I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT JUMP UP AND DOWN"...who looks like the bigger dick?


The one who you know is the attention whore that will never, ever pony up the $5 million.
 
2012-10-26 08:55:00 AM  

Farking Canuck: Silly Jesus:
If someone said to you "hey, I'll donate $5 million to charity if you jump up and down" and you said "I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT JUMP UP AND DOWN"...who looks like the bigger dick?

The one who you know is the attention whore that will never [citation needed], ever pony up the $5 million.

 
2012-10-26 09:29:05 AM  

Silly Jesus: Farking Canuck: Silly Jesus:
If someone said to you "hey, I'll donate $5 million to charity if you jump up and down" and you said "I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT JUMP UP AND DOWN"...who looks like the bigger dick?

The one who you know is the attention whore that will never [citation needed], ever pony up the $5 million.


LOL ... you want a citation that Trump is an attention whore? Turn on a TV.

As for the money he will never pony up ... he knew that he would be ignored. And, as a backup plan if he got called on it, he added the weasel words "To my satisfaction" to ensure he had a loophole to avoid paying.

If he had any intention of paying he would have already put $5 million into escrow and arranged for a neutral 3rd party to arbitrate whether or not the terms had been met.

As it stands now his offer is completely worthless. He knows it ... Obama knows it ... only you seem to be in the dark.
 
2012-10-26 12:30:35 PM  

Farking Canuck: As it stands now his offer Donald Trump is completely worthless.


Fixed it for anyone still paying attention to Dump (I hereby declare this contraction to be his official name going forward)
 
2012-10-26 01:59:45 PM  

Silly Jesus: Mock26: Silly Jesus: So your stance is that Obama keeping this supposedly inconsequential piece of paper under wraps is worth withholding $5 million that could find a cure or give me a longer life? And Republicans are the heartless ones? Thanks for nothing.

If Donald Trump was such a great and upstanding individual then why does he not make the donation without requiring President Obama to turn over certain records? Why make his donation conditional? If you want to thank someone for nothing, thank Donald Trump for having an ulterior motive.

I've already said that Trump is a dick....not sure why people keep farking this particular chicken.

If someone said to you "hey, I'll donate $5 million to charity if you jump up and down" and you said "I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT JUMP UP AND DOWN"...who looks like the bigger dick?


The person offering the money, because his offer of donating money is not charitable in the least bit.
 
2012-10-26 02:18:34 PM  

markie_farkie: Fixed it for anyone still paying attention to Dump (I hereby declare this contraction to be his official name going forward)


Seconded.
 
2012-10-26 02:24:08 PM  

Mock26: Silly Jesus: Mock26: Silly Jesus: So your stance is that Obama keeping this supposedly inconsequential piece of paper under wraps is worth withholding $5 million that could find a cure or give me a longer life? And Republicans are the heartless ones? Thanks for nothing.

If Donald Trump was such a great and upstanding individual then why does he not make the donation without requiring President Obama to turn over certain records? Why make his donation conditional? If you want to thank someone for nothing, thank Donald Trump for having an ulterior motive.

I've already said that Trump is a dick....not sure why people keep farking this particular chicken.

If someone said to you "hey, I'll donate $5 million to charity if you jump up and down" and you said "I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT JUMP UP AND DOWN"...who looks like the bigger dick?

The person offering the money, because his offer of donating money is not charitable in the least bit.


So your refusal to do something incredibly simple so that the cancer kids would get the money isn't at all dickish?
 
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