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2012-10-24 03:56:54 PM
If he's so rich and powerful, why did he have to make his big announcement on YouTube?

Couldn't he buy some TV time on major networks or have a big press conference or something?

YouTube video, seriously? An amateurish looking one at that?

Methinks the Donald is not all he's cracked up to be.
 
2012-10-24 03:57:10 PM

Lurking Fear: LOL what a complete farktard. How does he get actual buisness people to give him money?


IIRC he owns most of the warehouse space in New Jersey and New York. If you need to store something on a commercial scale for six months he's about the only game.
 
2012-10-24 03:57:55 PM

lantawa: NateGrey: Are you the guy who supported McCain because you guys fought in the Civil War together?

Your online behavior; it's wrong:

[i466.photobucket.com image 180x229]


Oh you are! Old racist white Republican.

Never seen one of you before! Black Panther RUN!!
 
2012-10-24 03:58:46 PM

Vectron: Fun with Dick and Jane

[www.rarebookschool.org image 288x253]

Obamabots watch the Donald.
The Donald is curious.
What is the Donald curious about?
The Donald is curious about the Obama.

See Obamabots spin.
Spin, spin, spin, Obamabots, spin.

"Jane do you want to learn more about Obama", says Dick.
"No Dick. I do not want to learn more" says Jane.
"Why not?", asks Dick.
"Because," says Jane, "The Donald's hair is funny."

See Obamabots spin.
Spin, spin, spin, Obamabots, spin.


congratulations. that is the stupidest thing I ever read on Fark.
 
2012-10-24 03:59:01 PM

OnlyM3: You mean the tax record that have been released


No, the returns for all the years that Obama released his. The returns for the years in which Romney wasn't blatantly posturing for the best possible public appearance for his presidential run.

Also: DERP.
 
2012-10-24 03:59:01 PM

RoyHobbs22: October Surprise? This is worse than the ending of "Contact".


Hey now, let's try to keep things civil. Nothing was worse than the ending of Contact.
 
2012-10-24 04:00:51 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Hey, sorry to point out that birtherism is thinly-veiled racism, and that you always seem to subscribe to it. (man, what a maroon) Now go find another overdone talking point to chew on for a while.


Does the fact that pointing out that "the State Department" does not certify people "for the ballot" make me a birther? Really? I just thought it amazingly stupid and wrong, which it is. It also does not mean that Obama was born in Kenya either.

Anyway, I suspect that is as close as I'll get to an apology from you.

Thanks for posting!
 
2012-10-24 04:01:11 PM
I haven't been Obamas biggest supporter, but I will vote for him if he presents the data and donates the money to Planned Parenthood.
 
2012-10-24 04:03:04 PM

Silverstaff: If he's so rich and powerful, why did he have to make his big announcement on YouTube?

Couldn't he buy some TV time on major networks or have a big press conference or something?

YouTube video, seriously? An amateurish looking one at that?

Methinks the Donald is not all he's cracked up to be.


no television station wants to devote attention to him. the have better things to air, like finding out who the father is.
 
2012-10-24 04:03:24 PM

iheartscotch: YodaTuna: iheartscotch: It was the new black panthers; and the BUSH justice department refused to prosecute them. At the very least; it is in bad taste and doesn't do anyone any favors.


FTFY.

I didn't realize that the bush administration continued on past 2008.


20 full days, in fact. Shocking, I know.
 
2012-10-24 04:03:28 PM

rnld: Jimmysolson: No documents will be released.
No transparency.
It ain't a gonna happen.
Hope for change.

What has Romney released?


We know more about the history of Romney and Ryan than we'll ever know about the current POTUS.
Hell, if he comes out with the goods, I might even vote for him.
But as was said earlier, it ain't a gonna happen.
 
2012-10-24 04:04:07 PM
What a sack of sh*t that guy is. Go away, Donald. Take Ann Coulter with you.
 
2012-10-24 04:04:31 PM

NateGrey: lantawa: NateGrey: Are you the guy who supported McCain because you guys fought in the Civil War together?

Your online behavior; it's wrong:

[i466.photobucket.com image 180x229]

Oh you are! Old racist white Republican.

Never seen one of you before! Black Panther RUN!!


So I should guess that you're an old, racist, black Democrat? Seen plenty of you before. It's logical. Well howdy, friend!  Whoa! It's the cops RUN!!
 
2012-10-24 04:04:47 PM

fireclown: I haven't been Obamas biggest supporter, but I will vote for him if he presents the data and donates the money to Planned Parenthood.


You should probably keep your vote and enjoy voting for Bush a third time.
 
2012-10-24 04:08:51 PM
He looks pretty transparent to me.

www.dlisted.com
 
2012-10-24 04:11:55 PM

user1001: He looks pretty transparent to me.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnd thread over.
 
2012-10-24 04:13:11 PM

fireclown: I haven't been Obamas biggest supporter, but I will vote for him if he presents the data and donates the money to Planned Parenthood.


Pssst - there isn't going to be any money. There never really was any money. The Donald has absolutely no intention of donating a single, red cent to any charity, and nothing the president does or fails to do will change his mind. Do you seriously not understand that?
 
2012-10-24 04:15:28 PM
15 pages of Farkers peeing themselves over somehting they claim is nothing but BS.


Hey look it's Barry Soetoro!
 
2012-10-24 04:16:59 PM

intelligent comment below: No, thank you, for your always wonderful and insightful, well thought out, intelligent posts.


It is, always, my pleasure, bro!

How are the Occupuds?
 
2012-10-24 04:17:07 PM

Jimmysolson: We know more about the history of Romney and Ryan than we'll ever know about the current POTUS.
Hell, if he comes out with the goods, I might even vote for him.
But as was said earlier, it ain't a gonna happen.


You are a liar. Why are you lying?
 
2012-10-24 04:17:49 PM

Danger Mouse: 15 pages of Farkers peeing themselves over somehting they claim is nothing but BS.


If you mean "peeing themselves laughing", then yeah.
 
2012-10-24 04:17:55 PM

Danger Mouse: 15 pages of Farkers peeing themselves over somehting they claim is nothing but BS.


Is this your first time on the Internet? It's kind of what we do here.
 
2012-10-24 04:19:31 PM
Why does the derp of prominent republicans give us so much joy?
 
2012-10-24 04:19:36 PM
Login: Vectron

Account created: 2012-09-28 17:19:06


Why are all the new people farking Teabaggers!?
 
2012-10-24 04:19:55 PM

BMulligan: Pssst - there isn't going to be any money. There never really was any money. The Donald has absolutely no intention of donating a single, red cent to any charity, and nothing the president does or fails to do will change his mind. Do you seriously not understand that?


I know that, you spoilsport. And there would be no way on Gods green earf that Obama could present anything that he and the Tea Party would be satisfied. Not if there was movie footage on verifiable antique 8mm film with newspapers in frame, voice verification and a notary seal on the film tin. Trust me. My GFs mom is a birther. I get the joke.

It would just amuse me to see Barry O donate the money to Planned Parenthood.
 
2012-10-24 04:20:19 PM

Bloody William: Danger Mouse: 15 pages of Farkers peeing themselves over somehting they claim is nothing but BS.

Is this your first time on the Internet? It's kind of what we do here.


Oh by all menas carry on!
 
2012-10-24 04:21:11 PM

Jimmysolson: rnld: Jimmysolson: No documents will be released.
No transparency.
It ain't a gonna happen.
Hope for change.

What has Romney released?

We know more about the history of Romney and Ryan than we'll ever know about the current POTUS.
Hell, if he comes out with the goods, I might even vote for him.
But as was said earlier, it ain't a gonna happen.


Right. Other than the decade's worth of tax returns, two memoirs, interviews with his family, interviews with his preacher, his history of published articles in the Harvard Law Review, the Juris Doctor with Magna cum Laude honors, and the two forms of birth certificate, what do we know about Obama really?
 
2012-10-24 04:21:32 PM

skinbubble: "To my satisfaction"


exactly - nothing will ever be to his satisfaction.
 
2012-10-24 04:22:53 PM
So we can agree this is nearly as stupid as the ending of Contact?
 
2012-10-24 04:24:23 PM

user1001: He looks pretty transparent to me.

[www.dlisted.com image 445x376]


Fantastic.
 
2012-10-24 04:24:48 PM

Kittypie070: Login: Vectron

Account created: 2012-09-28 17:19:06

Why are all the new people farking Teabaggers!?


Because they aren't new, and the 2010 accounts they didn't age before spouting stupid bullshiat all got blocked harder than an episode of Gumby.
 
2012-10-24 04:25:45 PM
keep it up.

the only people who buy any of Trump's BS were never going to vote for Obama anyway.
on the other hand, lots of people recognize that this is just the same birther crap RWers have been pushing for years (even after the release of Obama's LFBC, of course, it must be fake).

The GOP can't call you birthers what you really are (dumbshiat morans) without alienating a significant amount of their voter base, but they can't be seen as supporting your drool without losing independents and moderates. I like to see them squirm, so to me, Trump's comb over looks like a big bow.

the GOP fostered these birther nutters and now every time some Trumpish BS gets flung against the wall it's inevitably associated with the GOP. LOVE IT.

enjoy your base GOP, they'll turn their derp on you too one day. SOON.
 
2012-10-24 04:26:17 PM

fireclown: BMulligan: Pssst - there isn't going to be any money. There never really was any money. The Donald has absolutely no intention of donating a single, red cent to any charity, and nothing the president does or fails to do will change his mind. Do you seriously not understand that?

I know that, you spoilsport. And there would be no way on Gods green earf that Obama could present anything that he and the Tea Party would be satisfied. Not if there was movie footage on verifiable antique 8mm film with newspapers in frame, voice verification and a notary seal on the film tin. Trust me. My GFs mom is a birther. I get the joke.

It would just amuse me to see Barry O donate the money to Planned Parenthood.


Oh, I see. That's very different, isn't it?

Never mind.
 
2012-10-24 04:27:16 PM
Mr. President, you have been Trumped... ... ... ... NOT!

The only thing that is transparent in this video is his hair. Go fug yourself, you AW-ing arsehole.
 
2012-10-24 04:28:37 PM
Seems like a win-win. We can get rid of two asshats and inherit a third.

/Doesn't want Obama or Romney
 
2012-10-24 04:30:28 PM

Kittypie070: Login: Vectron

Account created: 2012-09-28 17:19:06

Why are all the new people farking Teabaggers!?


it's probably just a few of our usual TBs duplicating themselves to create their own personal shiatstorm.
or maybe we have a lot of TBer lurkers who couldn't help but sign up so they could bless us all with their wisdom on this topic.
 
2012-10-24 04:32:07 PM
Can he go to jail for asking this? I hope someone can figure out how the Donald could get some prison time for this.
 
2012-10-24 04:41:08 PM

pjbreeze: Can he go to jail for asking this? I hope someone can figure out how the Donald could get some prison time for this.


He's already gotten too much attention for his moronic asshattery.
 
2012-10-24 04:42:20 PM

Kittypie070: Login: Vectron

Account created: 2012-09-28 17:19:06

Why are all the new people farking Teabaggers!?


I just wanted you to know that I adore your pawslaps. I work for those you know.......

i466.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 04:43:27 PM
My thoughts on this:

1. This is an "October Surprise"? This is more like, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

2. Donald Trump is a shameless self promoter. (Stating the obvious, I admit).

3. Submitter, offering to pay someone directly or indirectly to do something is not blackmail. Threatening to do something unless a person pays you money is blackmail. This isn't even a "bribe" in the criminal sense because Trump isn't asking the President to do anything illegal or unethical. It's stupid, but it's not blackmail.
 
2012-10-24 04:44:23 PM

Zerochance: If Obama was in any was ineligible to be POTUS, the evidence would have never, ever made it past the Hillary campaign back in '08. The Clintons are ruthless, particularly when disposing of political opponents.


Exactly.

You think Hillary and Bill would have just joined in the conspiracy? No. If they knew they would have used it to destroy him. I'd bet that the Clintons had PI's out trying to dig up proof trying to confirm the rumors, something that could make him ineligible and thus give Hillary the nomination.

Remember, the big fight in 2008 for the Democratic nomination was between Obama and H. Clinton. The Clintons are freaking ruthless with politics. . .I'm a fan of their and I'll even say that. If they knew, they would have destroyed him in the Primaries. They had the same "evidence" that the birthers had, and they didn't feel it was solid enough to attack with, and they couldn't find anything to work with.
 
2012-10-24 04:44:55 PM

legalgus: Love the Trump. Fark is an ass. This is an 'offer" you unadulterated liberal idiots, not blackmail. Obama can choose to accept it or reject it. If he has nothing to hide he will release his records. If he is covering up then he will refuse/not respond. Romney was hounded for tax records and there was no protest from idiot liberals. Level playing field? Not if you follow Fark jerkwads. Show it or shut up.


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oh, you're one of thooooosssseee... got it.
 
2012-10-24 04:46:10 PM
Wasn't this supposed to be an 'October surprise?' As in, some sort of evidence of scandal? Instead Trump gives us an de facto blackmail attempt?

Are supermassive black holes as big as this asshole?
 
2012-10-24 04:47:50 PM

hdhale: shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?

You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for and something resembling facts to back it up.

This isn't about Romney, stop distracting.

But I will say this...Mr. Trump, with so little time let before the election, if you've got something, or you think you've got something on Barrack Obama put up or shut up and get the fark out. I'm sure there are any number of small, but comfy tropical islands you can buy and live out the rest of your days out of the spotlight.


And what makes you think I didn't weasel $100k outa Trump 6 months ago with 'shopped up college transcripts? You actually think he wouldn't bite on that? Seriously?
 
2012-10-24 04:51:34 PM

skinbubble: "To my satisfaction"


I know, right? The whole thing was like one giant Derp-spasm but, seriously, who does he think he is?
 
2012-10-24 04:52:22 PM

Treygreen13: It's a fake.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/ballot/stateiq.asp


If it's a fake, then what are real numbers? Where can I find a real breakdown of average IQ per state? Snopes, you have disappoint.
 
2012-10-24 04:52:56 PM
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Will be making that check out now, Mr. Burns?

No, I think not. 

/may have already been done but there's no way I'm reading this entire thread
 
2012-10-24 04:56:12 PM

Orange-Pippin: skinbubble: "To my satisfaction"

I know, right? The whole thing was like one giant Derp-spasm but, seriously, who does he think he is?


Yeah, that part got me, too. Trump is a man with a few bucks, but he's not even among the ultra-elite. He's just some bloviating sh*tstain with absolutely no standing to be "satisfied" by any official document, testimony, etc. Yet this smug goatsucker actually talks down to the president. Not that that's a crime - being an asshole to our leaders is quintessentially American. But when Trump does it, one actually gets the impression he thinks he's above everyone and everything. Truth is, he's a laughing stock and has been since the early 90s.
 
2012-10-24 04:59:10 PM

natas6.0: Corvus
I was being snide

you really think we're better off and he has done a good job eh?
people who vote get exactly what they deserve
enjoy


I like how you deleted the points I made from my post because you wanted to ignore them and instead just make baseless attacks. But here they are again:

Taking out Osama Bin Laden
Taking the economy from the biggest collapse since the great depression to an economy that is adding job for the last few years.
Getting rid of Qadaffi without putting US troops in danger.
Ending the war in Iraq.
Getting rid of DADT
All while continuing to lower the deficit which was around 1.6 Trillion when he got into office. (FY 2009 budget presented by Bush)

Put your fingers in your ears and pretend they didn't happen like you just did again but they happened.
 
2012-10-24 05:00:33 PM
If you've done nothing wrong, there should be nothing to fear.

RIGHT, citizen?
 
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