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2012-10-24 02:37:55 PM
: Kids with ass cancer?

Best.Game.Ever and ever so wrong, but so right.. on so many levels.

/played elderly dick one and a chick blew beer out her nose... I got the black card for that round
 
2012-10-24 02:37:55 PM

Coelacanth: Apos: [fc00.deviantart.net image 720x479]
[fc00.deviantart.net image 720x479]

Dude, slow it down a little bit. Some of us are epileptics you know. Thanks.


Mea culpa.
 
2012-10-24 02:38:05 PM
This is so bad, even @AnnCoulter has scheduled a press conference to call Trump a retard later this week.
 
2012-10-24 02:38:26 PM
Why not ask for pics of the President's wanker?

I mean, it's for charity and all. Just one pic of the "Commander in Chief," if yaknowhuddamean. Drop your trousers for charity, Mr. Obama!

Unless you hate children, that is.
 
2012-10-24 02:38:40 PM

valar_morghulis: Would any Farkers like to get in on a fundraising project? I'm thinking something like "Feeding Kids, Not Egos." Give the funds raised over to the POTUS to donate to a charity of his choice.


Better off just looking to see what charities he's supported in the past and making a gift donation directly to them. Much less paperwork that way.
 
2012-10-24 02:39:21 PM

Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?

can someone tell me please?


Sock puppet says what?
 
2012-10-24 02:39:50 PM

ProfessorOhki: valar_morghulis: Would any Farkers like to get in on a fundraising project? I'm thinking something like "Feeding Kids, Not Egos." Give the funds raised over to the POTUS to donate to a charity of his choice.

Better off just looking to see what charities he's supported in the past and making a gift donation directly to them. Much less paperwork that way.


That's a good idea. Anything to help out.
 
2012-10-24 02:39:58 PM
Ok, who else thought of this:

Trumps proposal to Obama via Danny DeVito


And here are some boobies for no reason whatsoever:

thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-24 02:40:13 PM
And without the orig poster's name, that comment looks awful bad. It was a reply to Tamater.
 
2012-10-24 02:40:14 PM
Lost Thought 00: Just for giggles, Obama should have the CIA send someone to leave a pleasant note on Trumps chest during the night, just to let him know he's not untouchable

Agrees
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2012-10-24 02:40:50 PM

natas6.0: Corvus
I was being snide

you really think we're better off and he has done a good job eh?
people who vote get exactly what they deserve
enjoy


Economy's getting better, jobs are increasing, international relations are stronger, better health care coverage. Of course, all of those could be much better, but Republicans decided that making Obama a one-term president was far more important than fixing America, so it was all extremely slow and rocky because of their constant filibustering, fighting, and biatching. Meanwhile the right tried to pass record numbers of anti-gay, anti-abortion, and anti-health care laws, never once tried to make their own budget, and keep demanding we declare war on Iran because Israel is pooping its diaper in fake terror.
 
2012-10-24 02:41:04 PM

Ehh: So when do Mitt Romney and his five sons hold Donald Trump down and give him a haircut?


Right before the baptism.
 
2012-10-24 02:41:49 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Christian theocracy that declares wars at Israel's beckon call


Nice mondegreen.
 
2012-10-24 02:42:26 PM

CPennypacker: Slaxl: CPennypacker: bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.

[bureau.comandantina.com image 316x824]

lol, that's too funny to be real. Does it have sources?

This one does

[tjshome.com image 365x790]

Are you surprised?


Dammit. According to the graph, i live where my I.Q. is only 34 points higher than average for the state.
Hmm... i wonder what the UL and LL are.

Oh Donald? When will that alien creature that's been living on your head, driving your body around like a bumper car finally die off?
 
2012-10-24 02:42:43 PM

BunkoSquad: [images.wjla.com image 606x404]


Wait, where is Romney's hand?
 
2012-10-24 02:42:44 PM
Thanks for summarizing, fark. I can't listen to more than 5 seconds of that douchebag talking without wanting to stick a propane torch in my ear. And, since even reading a thread about him makes me nauseous, I'm sorry if someone already said this:

This is got to be part of a coordinated effort. Anybody know what Limpbaugh, Beck and the rest are saying about this? I expect that it's going to be a major BS storm.
 
2012-10-24 02:43:01 PM

ggecko: Ok, who else thought of this:

Trumps proposal to Obama via Danny DeVito

And here are some boobies for no reason whatsoever:

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x686]


Boobies are a reason unto themselves. And those are some gorgeous boobies.
 
2012-10-24 02:43:36 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: You think he's not a citizen because he's the first black president. Get over your retarded racism and do something with your life.


The fact remains that everything in the farking paragraph is farking wrong.

Or do you think that the "the state department" "gets documents" to put people "on the ballot" you drooling dip shiat?

Facts have a halfof33 bias

/I'm not even a birther, genius. Post again, I like you!
 
2012-10-24 02:43:57 PM
Donald Trump is walking and talking proof that you can be really rich, perhaps even business savvy but still be a giant credulous dumbfark. This and his antivax views are evidence of that.
 
2012-10-24 02:44:01 PM

lantawa: Keizer_Ghidorah: Christian theocracy that declares wars at Israel's beckon call

Nice mondegreen.


I like that one. Beckon call. I may use it.
 
2012-10-24 02:44:06 PM

Weaver95: Killer Cars: Weaver95: And what about Romney's tax return data? if college transcripts are important, isn't it MORE important for us to see Romney's tax returns?

Vice's piece on the "Mexican Mormon War" featuring Romney relatives is probably more skeevy to part of the electorate than any tax returns could be.

Full disclosure: NOTHING in that news doc should "bother" anyone. It's just hilarious to see his relatives say on camera that the Drug War is worthless and the inherent hypocrisy with Mitt's stance on illegal immigration.

I think people aren't voting for Romney, they're just voting against Obama...which isn't going to help Romney at all. in fact, that's going to actually hurt the GOP more in the long run. even if Romney wins (unlikely but still...follow me on this one) he won't be able to unify his own party behind his agenda...whatever the hell THAT is...


I don't think Romney gives a crap about politics (or the American people, for that matter). I suspect the real agenda is: the Republican party offered to do its best to put Romney in the White House. In exchange, Romney agrees to sign any legislation the Republicans put forth. Particularly legislation that permits the ways rich folks acquire cash (capital gains, dividends, corporate raiding, etc.) to be non-taxable.
 
2012-10-24 02:45:04 PM

valar_morghulis: Would any Farkers like to get in on a fundraising project? I'm thinking something like "Feeding Kids, Not Egos." Give the funds raised over to the POTUS to donate to a charity of his choice.


The President is a millionaire. Donate directly to a charity of your choice.
 
2012-10-24 02:45:20 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Economy's getting better, jobs are increasing, international relations are stronger, better health care coverage. Of course, all of those could be much better, but Republicans decided that making Obama a one-term president was far more important than fixing America, so it was all extremely slow and rocky because of their constant filibustering, fighting, and biatching. Meanwhile the right tried to pass record numbers of anti-gay, anti-abortion, and anti-health care laws, never once tried to make their own budget, and keep demanding we declare war on Iran because Israel is pooping its diaper in fake terror.


Outstanding fabulism......carry on.
 
2012-10-24 02:45:48 PM
Why can't people just let go of their racist tendencies? OMG HE IS BLACK, CLEARLY HE IS UNAMERICAN. Oh, you mean he has a birth certificate? CLEARLY HE NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE THEN.
 
2012-10-24 02:45:55 PM
The Obamabots sure have a funny definition of "blackmail".
 
2012-10-24 02:46:00 PM
This is Trump's version of the Segway PT.
 
2012-10-24 02:46:29 PM
Farkers: 

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-10-24 02:46:33 PM

MrBallou: Thanks for summarizing, fark. I can't listen to more than 5 seconds of that douchebag talking without wanting to stick a propane torch in my ear. And, since even reading a thread about him makes me nauseous, I'm sorry if someone already said this:

This is got to be part of a coordinated effort. Anybody know what Limpbaugh, Beck and the rest are saying about this? I expect that it's going to be a major BS storm.


When is anything those clowns say NOT a BS storm?
 
2012-10-24 02:46:46 PM
Does he have a new tv show or book coming out or something?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-24 02:46:54 PM
Every person I know to be a total freaking idiot is a Romney supporter.

Or.. anti-Obama, as there truly aren't any people supporting Romney, they're hating Obama.

The more people like Donald Trump show their support for Rmoney, the more chances we have that people wake up.
 
2012-10-24 02:47:47 PM

Treygreen13: lantawa: Keizer_Ghidorah: Christian theocracy that declares wars at Israel's beckon call

Nice mondegreen.

I like that one. Beckon call. I may use it.


Sounds medieval. Sorta like kings playing games for thrones.
 
2012-10-24 02:48:17 PM

Treygreen13: iheartscotch: Seriously; why does anyone care?

Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.

Even if all of that was faked; you'd never be able to prove it now anyway. Obama has the entire farking CIA and FBI to do his bidding.

Can we focus on actual issues? Like voter intimidation that wasn't ever prosecuted? Citation, in case you forgot

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/14/AR201 0 071405880.html

I forgot about that. I remember somebody on Fark called me a fascist (or something equally nasty, it's been a while) when I pointed out that carrying a weapon in public like that was illegal regardless of your political leanings.

Not sure what it has to do with Obama or the election, though. Obviously guys hanging out in front of polling places dressed in uniform wielding nightsticks is something you don't want. But that's a matter of punishing an individual and really doesn't have any bearing on the election imo.


It was the new black panthers; and the justice department refused to prosecute them. At the very least; it is in bad taste and doesn't do anyone any favors.
 
2012-10-24 02:48:27 PM

ggecko: Ok, who else thought of this:

Trumps proposal to Obama via Danny DeVito


And here are some boobies for no reason whatsoever:

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x686]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 02:49:49 PM

tonguedepressor: This is Trump's version of the Segway PT.


I worked at CSFB when "Project Ginger" was the big, doublesecret revolutionary investment only a few were in on and we speculated for weeks on what sort of awesome sort of thing this lifechanging product might be. Then we got rickrolled by the Segway.
That was much more disappointing than this but I hate getting excited for big shiat that doesn't pan out
 
2012-10-24 02:50:00 PM
Don't do Obama! I don't want to know anything more about you. If you release those records I will avert my eyes.
 
2012-10-24 02:50:09 PM
is five million dollars a lot of money? I mean, i think my student loan debt is more than that?
 
2012-10-24 02:51:34 PM

d23: Or.. anti-Obama, as there truly aren't any people supporting Romney, they're hating Obama.


I like Romney, for President. I like Romney. I also like Obama. I think that he would make a fantastic move star, and that he should pursue that career. I don't like Obama for President. He should take the five million dollar deal, suffer the consequences, then go be a nationally loved movie star. that would be cool.
 
2012-10-24 02:52:22 PM

cameroncrazy1984: feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.

He just borrowed $15MM from BOA, nobody is going to send him any money for anything. Heck even Farkers haven't fully funded something with a picture of Biden. It is like booking tickets on the flaming Hindenburg.

They're close, though.

Also citation on the borrowing of $15MM from BoA?

Every crazy Republican website had it in the last week.

/bing for a change of pace

And you believe every crazy Republican website?


Obama For America took out a 15mm line of credit due on 11/14/2012. That's what they are basing this on.

Obama for America Organization

For what it's worth, the ENTIRE story originates here, at FreeBeacon. All other stories reference it. It, in turn, uses the link supplied above as evidence that Obama is borrowing from BoA which happens to have ties to Warren Buffet who donates to Obama's campaign and furthermore comma.

The article itself is authored by "Washington Free Beacon Staff".

Take it for what you will.

I don't really care either way. Money is money, and it's embedded in politics. Not Obama's fault. Not Romney's fault. And I fully expect any candidate who has any interest in winning to acquire and expend as much currency as possible.
 
2012-10-24 02:54:10 PM
www.calwatchdog.com

Nig Please
 
2012-10-24 02:54:11 PM

iheartscotch: It was the new black panthers; and the BUSH justice department refused to prosecute them. At the very least; it is in bad taste and doesn't do anyone any favors.



FTFY.
 
2012-10-24 02:54:23 PM

T.rex: i heard it was Michelle Obama filing for divorce... Even then, who cares.... she changed her mind.


I wonder if this was the real troll he was planning, but when he saw just how much negative feedback he got, he went for the lamest troll ever.

Seems to me that if Michelle had planned or filed, yet they stayed together and are still together after 20 years, that's a good thing. They're a great role model couple for the country, in that respect. Yep, marriage is tough, you can even dislike the person you are married to at times... but you stick together, you work through it (when possible) and you make yourselves a better, stronger couple.

Since that won't make points for the troll, he changed his mind and went for "satisfy me and I will blah blah blah."

He should be ignored.
 
2012-10-24 02:54:28 PM

skullkrusher: iheartscotch: Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.

long story short, the way citizenship worked when BO was born, if he hadn't been born in HI he would not have been a natural born citizen because of his mom's age and his dad's non-citizen status.

Fortunately, he was so it's moo. MOO I SAYS.


If I remember right ( if he was from kenya) he would have been a naturalized American citizen. I think the same applies for military children born overseas.

Caveat: I am NOT a immigration or naturalization scholar.

/ Obama was born in HI; if he passed the vetting process, he had to have been born in HI

// point is most certainly moo
 
2012-10-24 02:54:31 PM

halfof33: iheartscotch: Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.

wow... everything in that paragraph is wrong


You really are an idiot, aren't you?
 
2012-10-24 02:54:51 PM
Oh, how I wish this hair-covered turd had won the Republican nomination.
 
2012-10-24 02:56:43 PM

iheartscotch: It was the new black panthers; and the justice department refused to prosecute them. At the very least; it is in bad taste and doesn't do anyone any favors.


I just don't think it's relevant enough to be an issue right now.

Of course, my indifference to it doesn't change the fact that if it were two white guys standing in front of a polling place holding nightsticks we'd have a media frenzy of enormous proportions.
 
2012-10-24 02:57:19 PM

MisterMook: The President and Biden should just give $5 million to kids, not ask for anything, note that they're not nearly as wealthy as Mitt or Trump, and then note that if you're serious about charity "this is what charity actually looks like."


I like this idea. OR Jon Stewart and Bill Maher could run a telethon to raise millions for charity. For every 5 million they raise, they will send Donald Trump a free Toupee that doesn't look like a dead animal,

UHF style telethon.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc&feature=related
 
2012-10-24 02:57:28 PM
world's biggest AW.
 
2012-10-24 02:58:14 PM

iheartscotch: If I remember right ( if he was from kenya) he would have been a naturalized American citizen. I think the same applies for military children born overseas.


that would be the case now if all else were the same. Back then the citizen parent had to have lived in the US for at least 5 years after his or her 14th birthday at the time of the child's birth. BO's mom was something like 5 months short of that at the time he was born.
 
2012-10-24 02:59:11 PM

Ed Grubermann: You really are an idiot, aren't you?


Face Palm. Do you people even know what the State Department is?

Everyone knows the Cyber Police are in charge of putting people "on the ballot."
 
2012-10-24 02:59:40 PM
biyaaatci

This is so bad, even @AnnCoulter has scheduled a press conference to call Trump a retard later this week. 

Were done here.

/always knew Donald was a tool... but he's quantum leaped to absolute f*ck-tard-douchenozzle.....
 
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