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2012-10-24 02:23:19 PM

jasimo: I think your average voter is much more interested in Mitt's tax records of two years ago than they are of Obama's 30-year-old school transcripts Honey Boo Boo and what celebrities name their babies.


FTFY 

Sadly, the "average voter" isn't here debating, they're making right-turns from the left lane and trying their hardest to figure out how to open child-proof bottles.

Winning the vote of "average voters" is a marketing campaign of a face with a passing link to one overarching political ideologies.
 
2012-10-24 02:23:23 PM

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Dude, slow it down a little bit. Some of us are epileptics you know. Thanks.
 
2012-10-24 02:23:23 PM

make me some tea: styckx: make me some tea: It seems apparent that no one gave a shiat about this Trump thing except the internet. My mom listens to talk radio all day, every day, and hadn't heard about it at all.

Because most aren't reporting about it.. Everyone finally said enough is enough

That's a good thing.


I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.
 
2012-10-24 02:23:57 PM

lordjupiter: "I'm the leader of the free world"


I'm saving that link for future use.
 
2012-10-24 02:24:13 PM

skullkrusher: ManateeGag: legalgus: DERP.

Login: legalgus
Fark account number: 816334
Account created: 2012-09-28 23:46:02

we got a lot of these this year, don't we.

it's like they show up every 4 years. I can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe something to do with leap year :)


"Least transparent" is Teaparty code talk for "Black". Get it?
 
2012-10-24 02:24:14 PM
frothygirlz.com
 
2012-10-24 02:24:43 PM

Epoch_Zero: skullkrusher: It is a bribe but not of the illegal variety.

So he's a lobbyist?


you're fired

/as my alt
 
2012-10-24 02:24:50 PM
Seriously; why does anyone care?

Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.

Even if all of that was faked; you'd never be able to prove it now anyway. Obama has the entire farking CIA and FBI to do his bidding.

Can we focus on actual issues? Like voter intimidation that wasn't ever prosecuted? Citation, in case you forgot

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/14/AR201 0 071405880.html
 
2012-10-24 02:25:27 PM
RESIGN NOW OBAMMY!
 
2012-10-24 02:25:37 PM

ToxicMunkee: I demand to see Obama's crayon drawings from 2nd grade. Only then will he be truly transparent.


I want to see his finger paintings from Kindergarten. Not only that, I want CSI out there
fingerprinting them for comparison.
 
2012-10-24 02:25:40 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Contrabulous Flabtraption: About time someone did something to expose this fraud of a president.

Fraud?


"About time"?

Sure, because the last 4-5 years have not included ANY batshiat crazy people coming up with insane conspiracies about the President. None. About time.
 
2012-10-24 02:25:46 PM
Trump: The Least Charitable Billionaire Link 
 
2012-10-24 02:26:29 PM

cameroncrazy1984: My favorite thing would be if Obama does this, there's nothing of note in any of it, and he makes Trump donate to a Young Democrats of America.


FIFY
 
2012-10-24 02:26:34 PM

legalgus: Love the Trump. Fark is an ass. This is an 'offer" you unadulterated liberal idiots, not blackmail. Obama can choose to accept it or reject it. If he has nothing to hide he will release his records. If he is covering up then he will refuse/not respond. Romney was hounded for tax records and there was no protest from idiot liberals. Level playing field? Not if you follow Fark jerkwads. Show it or shut up.


Tax returns from someone claiming that he's taxed too much (and is also running for highest and most powerful office in the country with part of his platform being to cut taxes on rich people like himself) matters. You tell us how high school records are in any way relevant to this.
 
2012-10-24 02:26:38 PM

lantawa: I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.


No, no it isn't. You're just dumb.
 
2012-10-24 02:26:49 PM

iheartscotch: Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.


wow... everything in that paragraph is wrong
 
2012-10-24 02:27:08 PM
Well maybe we as a country should vote for someone else besides both of those jack offs. That's the problem though, none of you will.
 
2012-10-24 02:27:12 PM

Goldstein: He sounds like a Bond villain.


More like a "Get Smart" villain.

/ Would you believe...?
 
2012-10-24 02:27:24 PM
Ok.. Legit question

Who is the bigger attention whore.. Donald Trump.. Or Gene Simmons.

GO!
 
2012-10-24 02:27:43 PM

Hobodeluxe: feckingmorons: ourbigdumbmouth: It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.

Yeah, while riding a unicorn and giving out government cheese.

yeah I mean he is going to cut income tax revenues by 20%,cut capital gains,eliminate estate taxes,cut corporate taxes and add 2 trillion to the defense budget and it's revenue neutral. won't cost you a thing. and it will create 12 million more jobs than the 12 million projected using Obama's plan. all of it paid for because Romney is just that brilliant.


Yes, thank goodness. Isn't it great?
 
2012-10-24 02:28:23 PM

Epoch_Zero: lantawa: I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.

No, no it isn't. You're just dumb.


You. Stop compulsively acting like a dick.
 
2012-10-24 02:28:47 PM

lantawa: Epoch_Zero: lantawa: I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.

No, no it isn't. You're just dumb.

You. Stop compulsively acting like a dick.


Stop being dumb.
 
2012-10-24 02:29:27 PM

iheartscotch: Seriously; why does anyone care?

Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.

Even if all of that was faked; you'd never be able to prove it now anyway. Obama has the entire farking CIA and FBI to do his bidding.

Can we focus on actual issues? Like voter intimidation that wasn't ever prosecuted? Citation, in case you forgot

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/14/AR201 0 071405880.html


I forgot about that. I remember somebody on Fark called me a fascist (or something equally nasty, it's been a while) when I pointed out that carrying a weapon in public like that was illegal regardless of your political leanings.

Not sure what it has to do with Obama or the election, though. Obviously guys hanging out in front of polling places dressed in uniform wielding nightsticks is something you don't want. But that's a matter of punishing an individual and really doesn't have any bearing on the election imo.
 
2012-10-24 02:29:27 PM
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2012-10-24 02:29:28 PM

Soup4Bonnie: I think it's a shrewd move by Trump to renew interest in getting Romney's tax returns released. He's a deep thinker.


I really hope this will backfire and there will be a renewed interest in getting Romney's tax returns. I know I've already posted on my Facebook about how I'm still waiting for them.
 
2012-10-24 02:29:44 PM

iheartscotch: Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.


long story short, the way citizenship worked when BO was born, if he hadn't been born in HI he would not have been a natural born citizen because of his mom's age and his dad's non-citizen status.

Fortunately, he was so it's moo. MOO I SAYS.
 
2012-10-24 02:29:57 PM

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2012-10-24 02:30:04 PM

halfof33: iheartscotch: Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.

wow... everything in that paragraph is wrong


You think he's not a citizen because he's the first black president. Get over your retarded racism and do something with your life.
 
2012-10-24 02:30:04 PM
Blackmail. What. A. Tool.
 
2012-10-24 02:30:43 PM

BiblioTech: Soup4Bonnie: I think it's a shrewd move by Trump to renew interest in getting Romney's tax returns released. He's a deep thinker.

I really hope this will backfire and there will be a renewed interest in getting Romney's tax returns. I know I've already posted on my Facebook about how I'm still waiting for them.


Anyone want to know why Facebook is going into the toilet? shiat like this.
 
2012-10-24 02:30:43 PM

Epoch_Zero: lantawa: Epoch_Zero: lantawa: I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.

No, no it isn't. You're just dumb.

You. Stop compulsively acting like a dick.

Stop being dumb.


Heh.
 
2012-10-24 02:31:14 PM

legalgus: Love the Trump. Fark is an ass. This is an 'offer" you unadulterated liberal idiots, not blackmail. Obama can choose to accept it or reject it. If he has nothing to hide he will release his records. If he is covering up then he will refuse/not respond. Romney was hounded for tax records and there was no protest from idiot liberals. Level playing field? Not if you follow Fark jerkwads. Show it or shut up.


I will donate $5 to charity if you post your complete school transcripts in this thread. If you have nothing to hide, you will.
 
2012-10-24 02:31:14 PM

BiblioTech: Soup4Bonnie: I think it's a shrewd move by Trump to renew interest in getting Romney's tax returns released. He's a deep thinker.

I really hope this will backfire and there will be a renewed interest in getting Romney's tax returns. I know I've already posted on my Facebook about how I'm still waiting for them.


Perhaps a wealthy left wing attention whore will make the same offer to Mittens.
Now that I think about it, that would be rather lulzy. DO IT.

/looking at you, Michael Moore
 
2012-10-24 02:31:29 PM

Theory Of Null: The onion is on it. http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man,3 0 077/


That ending! I think the Onion writers are getting more exasperated with the high levels of bullshiat in the media these days.
 
2012-10-24 02:31:49 PM

lantawa: Epoch_Zero: lantawa: I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.

No, no it isn't. You're just dumb.

You. Stop compulsively acting like a dick.


It's not in any way thought provoking. It is the cheapest attention whoring and can be used to make an "issue" out of anything, and his stipulation that the records are "to his satisfaction" mean very little considering how Obama's birth certificate thing has been received.
 
2012-10-24 02:32:13 PM
yeah that will happen about the same time that farktard rmoney releases his tax returns. It's a deflection technique. nothing more than to harass the president and create annoying doubts in the minds of undecided voters.


the note of, "to my satisfaction" allows for him to simply say I am not satisfied and disregard the offer of 5 million while keeping the money. Coming from a guy that brags about blantantly illegal business actions and hosing people I would highly doubt he would ever donate the money.

only charities that ever see his cash are operated by the wives of his friends.

Also, anything that obama releases will be manipulated in so many ways that it's absurd to say it would be to anyone's benefit.
 
2012-10-24 02:32:22 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7398733/80236199#c80236199" target="_blank">legalgus</a>:</b> <i>Love the Trump. Fark is an ass. This is an 'offer" you unadulterated liberal idiots, not blackmail. Obama can choose to accept it or reject it. If he has nothing to hide he will release his records. If he is covering up then he will refuse/not respond. Romney was hounded for tax records and there was no protest from idiot liberals. Level playing field? Not if you follow Fark jerkwads. Show it or shut up.</i>

Tax returns from someone claiming that he's taxed too much (and is also running for highest and most powerful office in the country with part of his platform being to cut taxes on rich people like himself) matters. You tell us how high school records are in any way relevant to this.


Also I don't recall anyone using the less fortunate as leverage to get those tax returns.
 
2012-10-24 02:32:39 PM

styckx: Ok.. Legit question

Who is the bigger attention whore.. Donald Trump.. Or Gene Simmons.

GO!


Gene is at least likeable.
/A fan of either or I am not.
 
2012-10-24 02:32:44 PM
Tronald Dumb?
 
2012-10-24 02:33:59 PM

skullkrusher: BiblioTech: Soup4Bonnie: I think it's a shrewd move by Trump to renew interest in getting Romney's tax returns released. He's a deep thinker.

I really hope this will backfire and there will be a renewed interest in getting Romney's tax returns. I know I've already posted on my Facebook about how I'm still waiting for them.

Perhaps a wealthy left wing attention whore will make the same offer to Mittens.
Now that I think about it, that would be rather lulzy. DO IT.

/looking at you, Michael Moore


I don't want them to. This isn't the way we should be doing things. Transparancy should not be the market of bullies and bidding wars.

You don't satisfy bullies and attention whores. You don't try to satisfy them. It doesn't matter how much it "couldn't hurt." If you give them what they want, you feed them and they come back for more. Don't believe me? Look at this one attention whore who, after Obama released his "long form" birth certificate, is demanding that Obama release his college records and transcript.

HIS NAME IS DONALD farkHEAD TRUMP.
 
2012-10-24 02:34:11 PM
My favorite comment from the article:

"Trump will give $5 million if Obama releases his college records," Twitter user @WatchJ tweeted. "I'll give a crackhead $3 if Trump releases that squirrel sittin' on his head." 
 
2012-10-24 02:35:04 PM

Bloody William: I don't want them to. This isn't the way we should be doing things. Transparancy should not be the market of bullies and bidding wars.

You don't satisfy bullies and attention whores. You don't try to satisfy them. It doesn't matter how much it "couldn't hurt." If you give them what they want, you feed them and they come back for more. Don't believe me? Look at this one attention whore who, after Obama released his "long form" birth certificate, is demanding that Obama release his college records and transcript.

HIS NAME IS DONALD farkHEAD TRUMP.


satisfy shmatisfy. I want the drama
 
Ehh
2012-10-24 02:35:05 PM
So when do Mitt Romney and his five sons hold Donald Trump down and give him a haircut?
 
2012-10-24 02:35:13 PM
The President and Biden should just give $5 million to kids, not ask for anything, note that they're not nearly as wealthy as Mitt or Trump, and then note that if you're serious about charity "this is what charity actually looks like."
 
2012-10-24 02:35:32 PM
Corvus
I was being snide

you really think we're better off and he has done a good job eh?
people who vote get exactly what they deserve
enjoy
 
2012-10-24 02:35:49 PM

Bloody William: lantawa: Epoch_Zero: lantawa: I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.

No, no it isn't. You're just dumb.

You. Stop compulsively acting like a dick.

It's not in any way thought provoking. It is the cheapest attention whoring and can be used to make an "issue" out of anything, and his stipulation that the records are "to his satisfaction" mean very little considering how Obama's birth certificate thing has been received.


IS TOO thought provoking. See how much you're thinking about it? Think. Hard. Thought provoking. Book it. Done.
 
2012-10-24 02:36:19 PM

Theory Of Null: Keizer_Ghidorah: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7398733/80236199#c80236199" target="_blank">legalgus</a>:</b> <i>Love the Trump. Fark is an ass. This is an 'offer" you unadulterated liberal idiots, not blackmail. Obama can choose to accept it or reject it. If he has nothing to hide he will release his records. If he is covering up then he will refuse/not respond. Romney was hounded for tax records and there was no protest from idiot liberals. Level playing field? Not if you follow Fark jerkwads. Show it or shut up.</i>

Tax returns from someone claiming that he's taxed too much (and is also running for highest and most powerful office in the country with part of his platform being to cut taxes on rich people like himself) matters. You tell us how high school records are in any way relevant to this.

Also I don't recall anyone using the less fortunate as leverage to get those tax returns.


The right's become so desperate that they're being reduced to using American citizens as weapons and shields. It's absolutely insane.

/almost fearing an Obama victory, who knows how they'll react
//fearing a Romney victory more, I don't want America turned into a misogynist, homophobic, ignorant, rich-man's-paradise, Christian theocracy that declares wars at Israel's beckon call
 
2012-10-24 02:36:19 PM
Subby has NO FARKIN' IDEA what blackmail is.

/ At least subby used the apostrophe correctly.
 
2012-10-24 02:36:33 PM
Would any Farkers like to get in on a fundraising project? I'm thinking something like "Feeding Kids, Not Egos." Give the funds raised over to the POTUS to donate to a charity of his choice.
 
2012-10-24 02:36:41 PM
I predict this move backfires big time. It will just remind people how nutty the GOP has become.
 
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