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(YouTube) NewsFlash Donald Trump releases "Big Announcement" on YouTube... and it's a blackmail threat   (youtube.com) divider line 1064
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2012-10-24 01:42:46 PM  
This is stupid and moronic. Trump is a waste of air and a media whore.

But this isn't blackmail.
 
2012-10-24 01:43:02 PM  
For 5 million dollars, you can make yourself all the Obama documents you'll ever need, Donald.
 
2012-10-24 01:43:08 PM  
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2012-10-24 01:43:10 PM  

Anti_illuminati: hippyneil: frenchcheesemuseum: THE ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.

This implies that Trump invokes a state of terror. I'm not sure that is the case.

That hair certainly terrifies the bejesus out of me.
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He's a member of The Hair Cthulhu for Men
 
2012-10-24 01:43:27 PM  
It seems apparent that no one gave a shiat about this Trump thing except the internet. My mom listens to talk radio all day, every day, and hadn't heard about it at all.
 
2012-10-24 01:43:31 PM  
So, let me get this straight...

Trump is an old fart?

/leaving it there.
 
2012-10-24 01:43:59 PM  

eddiesocket: skullkrusher: kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.

I think this is a win-win for Trump either way.

If BO doesn't give in, Trump gains notoriety as the man who proved that BO is so afraid of his records being made public that he won't release them for charity.
If BO does give in, he is the man who gains notoriety for getting the President to release these records.

In Trump's mind, publicity is an end unto itself. Actually kinda well played on his part for that reason

I really thought you weren't this dumb. Damn.


So dumb that you can't even put into words why, huh? Shocking.
 
2012-10-24 01:44:12 PM  

Treygreen13: This is stupid and moronic. Trump is a waste of air and a media whore.

But this isn't blackmail.


Is it bribery?
 
2012-10-24 01:44:18 PM  
middlefinger.jpeg

/There is no better response.
 
2012-10-24 01:44:19 PM  
Sigh.

Gary Coleman shrugged...
 
2012-10-24 01:44:26 PM  
Really Trump? I just flushed a bombshell bigger than that one.
 
2012-10-24 01:44:44 PM  
the Donald could be spending that $$$ on acquiring some semblance of a frontal-cortex

/EPIC attention-wh00re!
 
2012-10-24 01:44:47 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: hippyneil: This implies that Trump invokes a state of terror. I'm not sure that is the case.

His toupee does.


But only when it gets away from it's leash and starts chasing cars down the street.
 
2012-10-24 01:44:58 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: He's a deep thinker.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 01:45:33 PM  

Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?

can someone tell me please?


Employers can't ask for this information from only SOME of their prospective employees. That would be discrimination. I wonder why this information is suddenly being requested from the black guy with the funny sounding name?
 
2012-10-24 01:45:37 PM  
Any idiot knows that the onus is on Romney to release his tax records. Bringing this up is only going to backfire on Romney. I guess Trump is a special kind of idiot or a master troll.
 
2012-10-24 01:45:41 PM  
So...wait...the "big announcement" is basically "if you pretty please release your transcripts which I hope will damage you, I'll give money to charity"? Seriously? THAT'S HIS BIG "FIND"?!

Weaksauce. F*ck off Donald.

Obama should just turn around and agree to do it just as soon as Romney releases his tax returns.
 
2012-10-24 01:45:42 PM  
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2012-10-24 01:45:54 PM  

hillary: Obama should release the stuff ASAP and tell Trump to make the check out to the Democrat Party.


Not unless he sees the cash first. Otherwise Obama is the guy in that Twilight Zone ep who cut out his vocal cords for no reason.
 
2012-10-24 01:46:15 PM  
So, kids. The lesson here is, if your guy is sinking like grandma's bewbz, CHEAT / LIE / DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO TO WIN, because f*ck character, amirite?

Here's a BIG F UUUUUU to you, Trump. You used to be cool, now you're a GIANT DOUCHE. >:(
 
2012-10-24 01:46:16 PM  
where is Trump getting $5 million?
 
2012-10-24 01:46:29 PM  
This election has been really tough for me, because I have friends who work at one of Donald Trump's golf clubs, and it is a REALLY nice club. I love going there. I don't even golf, but there are hiking trails and gorgeous views of the ocean, a wonderful restaurant and bar. I absolutely LOVE Trump's golf club.

But Trump is ruining it for me because he is such a jackass. It makes me not want to enjoy the beautiful club that bears his name. It really, really sucks for me.
 
2012-10-24 01:46:30 PM  

PsiChick: middlefinger.jpeg

/There is no better response.


I dunno...i'm thinking of possible youtube replies. I'd have to go find the webcam tho, and then reload the software. then there's the costuming to consider, lighting, music, makeup....
 
2012-10-24 01:46:45 PM  
I've got to say though, it'd be pretty funny if he published them and he had nearly perfect grades. Fox News would have to switch to "Why did Obama only get a B+ in freshman English? Is he hiding something? Is English his second language? DOES HE SPEAK MUSLIM?!"
 
2012-10-24 01:46:47 PM  

ourbigdumbmouth: It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.


No, don't feed the troll.
 
2012-10-24 01:47:05 PM  

rwfan: skinbubble: "To my satisfaction"

This. Please note everyone that the farking weasel has left himself an out. He isn't going to give shiat to any charity regardless. I swear I would have to spit on that piece of shiat if I saw him on the street.


I actually think he would pay out. Trump knows nothing but PR stunts and if Obama did release those documents Trump would look like a total asshole if he didn't pay up.

/yes, I know he is a total asshole.
//I'm saying he wouldn't set this up just to damage his own image.
 
2012-10-24 01:47:22 PM  

hdhale: Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is


HA. No.
 
2012-10-24 01:47:27 PM  
So he's a big douche? This isn't a surprise to anyone.
 
2012-10-24 01:47:37 PM  

Anthracite: [concern]


Account created: 2012-10-17 23:43:15
 
2012-10-24 01:47:48 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Treygreen13: This is stupid and moronic. Trump is a waste of air and a media whore.

But this isn't blackmail.

Is it bribery?


I don't think you could call it bribery either. It's something all-together derpotato.
 
2012-10-24 01:47:49 PM  
I can't believe his ass is still chapped from that complete pwnage at the correspondents dinner.

Actually, given his ego to intelligence ratio, I suspect he'll remain butthurt abut that for decades. And all he can retaliate with is impotent foot stamping and teabagger conspiracy derp
 
2012-10-24 01:47:51 PM  
I tweeted him asking he make the same offer to Romney for his releasing 10 years of federal tax returns.
 
2012-10-24 01:48:09 PM  

hippyneil: Coming up next on Fox News: "Obama blocks $5m donation to kids cancer charity"


If only you were kidding.
 
2012-10-24 01:48:22 PM  

theknuckler_33: Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?

can someone tell me please?

Employers can't ask for this information from only SOME of their prospective employees. That would be discrimination. I wonder why this information is suddenly being requested from the black guy with the funny sounding name?


As a voter you can ask for this too, and if either candidate doesn't provide it you can take that into consideration when you vote just like they take that into consideration when you are hired/not hired.
 
2012-10-24 01:48:34 PM  

Weaver95: And what about Romney's tax return data? if college transcripts are important, isn't it MORE important for us to see Romney's tax returns?


Vice's piece on the "Mexican Mormon War" featuring Romney relatives is probably more skeevy to part of the electorate than any tax returns could be.

Full disclosure: NOTHING in that news doc should "bother" anyone. It's just hilarious to see his relatives say on camera that the Drug War is worthless and the inherent hypocrisy with Mitt's stance on illegal immigration.
 
2012-10-24 01:48:59 PM  

ManateeGag: where is Trump getting $5 million?


Trump fluctuated wildly between "enormously wealthy" and "in bankruptcy court". It's possible he has $5 million right now.
 
2012-10-24 01:49:25 PM  
Why does he have a dead rat on his head?
 
2012-10-24 01:49:51 PM  
"Make it $5m and showing the American people what you look like without the hairpiece"
 
2012-10-24 01:50:00 PM  
I don't really know what to say to assuage Trump, so I guess I'll just say

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 01:50:12 PM  
Trump is a farking birther - even the long form birth certificate didn't prove Obama's citizenship "to his satisfaction".

Obama could provide everything Trump asked for, and there's zero chance he'll pay up.

I say ignore Trump, he's just going for maximum trolling irl.
 
2012-10-24 01:50:47 PM  

StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records.


That's reasonable.

Obama is our least documented president in history.
 
2012-10-24 01:51:00 PM  

Killer Cars: Weaver95: And what about Romney's tax return data? if college transcripts are important, isn't it MORE important for us to see Romney's tax returns?

Vice's piece on the "Mexican Mormon War" featuring Romney relatives is probably more skeevy to part of the electorate than any tax returns could be.

Full disclosure: NOTHING in that news doc should "bother" anyone. It's just hilarious to see his relatives say on camera that the Drug War is worthless and the inherent hypocrisy with Mitt's stance on illegal immigration.


I think people aren't voting for Romney, they're just voting against Obama...which isn't going to help Romney at all. in fact, that's going to actually hurt the GOP more in the long run. even if Romney wins (unlikely but still...follow me on this one) he won't be able to unify his own party behind his agenda...whatever the hell THAT is...
 
2012-10-24 01:51:10 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks that there's no way in hell Trump could come up with $5 million in cash within a weeks time, if Obama actually did call his bluff?
 
2012-10-24 01:51:24 PM  

Krymson Tyde: I tweeted him asking he make the same offer to Romney for his releasing 10 years of federal tax returns.


Yeah, I can't think of anything in these Obama's record that would make any difference. I can think of thing in Romney's tax returns that would.

This is great by the way. It looks very desperate with no actual thing that even hurts Obama. It's also win/win. Obama can ignore it and it won't hurt him and he could give his records up and it will look good for him.

Wow this is i stupid. Did he not think this through?
 
2012-10-24 01:51:28 PM  

unexplained bacon: Admit it birthers

There is no document that exists that would satisfy you.

Any doc that proves Obama is legit must be fake. You'll always demand more because in your gut you just know he's foreign. Facts will never change that.

Pathetic


This. It is a conspiracy theory. How do you know? NO fact could ever convince them they are wrong. Rational people take actual evidence and change their beliefs. Conspiracy theorists take actual facts and claim that the 'bad guy' planted those facts and is able to manipulate the entire world.
 
2012-10-24 01:51:32 PM  
Trump must have a Book or a TV Show he is selling....
 
2012-10-24 01:51:34 PM  
321 views, 4,363 likes, 8,739 dislikes

What?
 
2012-10-24 01:51:43 PM  

macdaddy357: Why does he have a dead rat on his head?


Who said it was dead?
 
2012-10-24 01:51:50 PM  
Is this blackmail? He just making an offer. It's a stupid offer but it's still just an offer.
 
2012-10-24 01:52:16 PM  

Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.


If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.
 
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