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(YouTube) NewsFlash Donald Trump releases "Big Announcement" on YouTube... and it's a blackmail threat   (youtube.com) divider line 1065
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2012-10-24 01:04:08 PM

styckx: You know it's derpariffic when Foxnews refuse to even put it on their front page.


They would, but their IT department probably blocked YouTube too.
 
2012-10-24 01:04:16 PM
What a giant dumbass. Transcripts aren't going to show what he thinks that they want to see; some evidence of uh, preferential treatment of something. They are just lists of grades and courses. He wants the admissions records, which most places don't even keep. So good luck with blackmailing the President. Has FOX started running 24/7 with this yet?
 
2012-10-24 01:04:26 PM
What's stupid about this is no one keeps those records.

I have a degree, and I could mail in for a transcript. No problem. I have no clue about my application. Once I was accepted, the application ceased to matter.

I have never kept a copy of my passport application. I handed it over to the dour clerk on the other side of the counter. I've got one current passport, and one expired one.

Even if Obama wanted to comply, I doubt he could.
 
2012-10-24 01:04:43 PM
Why don't you just shut up and donate anyways?.
 
2012-10-24 01:04:53 PM

feckingmorons:

/bing for a change of pace


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-24 01:05:07 PM
I discovered something huge, HUGE, about the President last night while I was looking for funny pictures. Are you ready for this?

PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ALWAYS PUT HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS LIKE THAT.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-24 01:05:40 PM
Wow, the lighting and sound on that video is awful. He should have spent at least $100 of that on renting a light kit.
 
2012-10-24 01:05:41 PM

BafflerMeal: [kumquatwriter.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]


Guarantee void in Tennessee!
 
2012-10-24 01:05:48 PM
RminusQ wins at the intarwebs. :)
 
2012-10-24 01:05:51 PM
"If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.
 
2012-10-24 01:06:01 PM
OK Trump, put the money in an escrow account to prove you have it and you won't back out when you decide some T's weren't correctly crossed on on of the forms.
 
2012-10-24 01:06:06 PM
I have a better idea -- rather than Joe's Bird, maybe we should be fundraising to donate to a charity of Mitten's choice if he coughs up five years of tax returns.

Personally, the part I like is where Combover says 'if it's done to my satisfaction'. Narcissistic much?
 
2012-10-24 01:06:09 PM
How much will Trump donate if Romney releases his tax returns?

If Donald Trump wants to donate to charity, Donald Trump can do so anytime.
 
2012-10-24 01:06:21 PM

DamnYankees: Trump says he'll give $5M to kids with cancer if Obama capitulates. If this man wasn't a complete asshole wouldn't he give the donation regardless?


Kids with ass cancer?

media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-10-24 01:06:38 PM
"I got him to release his birth certificate, or whatever it is..."

"...to my satisfaction."

blog.zap2it.com
 
2012-10-24 01:06:45 PM
Come on guys, you don't need to repeat stupid news this much
 
2012-10-24 01:07:06 PM
fark you Trump. Forget this shiat and give the money to charity anyway.

What an asshole.
 
2012-10-24 01:07:08 PM

propasaurus: xenophon10k: So who had "Nothing important, entirely Trump self-promotion" in the pool?

Everyone.


Damn, beat me to it.
 
2012-10-24 01:07:19 PM

mightybaldking: What's stupid about this is no one keeps those records.

I have a degree, and I could mail in for a transcript. No problem. I have no clue about my application. Once I was accepted, the application ceased to matter.

I have never kept a copy of my passport application. I handed it over to the dour clerk on the other side of the counter. I've got one current passport, and one expired one.

Even if Obama wanted to comply, I doubt he could.


The college has your college application, as does the passport office your passport application.
 
2012-10-24 01:07:24 PM

kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.


Well, yeah... because then he might actually be compelled to give that money to a charity 0bummer supports.
 
2012-10-24 01:07:28 PM

sprawl15: Obama is the least transparent president in history!

His tinting is at least three shades darker than the legal limit!


thanks alot limobama
 
2012-10-24 01:07:55 PM

blacksho89: mightybaldking: What's stupid about this is no one keeps those records.

I have a degree, and I could mail in for a transcript. No problem. I have no clue about my application. Once I was accepted, the application ceased to matter.

I have never kept a copy of my passport application. I handed it over to the dour clerk on the other side of the counter. I've got one current passport, and one expired one.

Even if Obama wanted to comply, I doubt he could.

The college has your college application, as does the passport office your passport application.


Don't those things get shredded after 20 years or so?
 
2012-10-24 01:08:00 PM

hdhale: You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for


I know no such thing. Donald Trumps best decision, and the one he appears to be continuing to make with this stunt, was marketing Donald Trump as some kind of worthwhile commodity. He's bad at real estate. Bad at campaigning. OK at reality TV. But quite good at crafting a personal mythology.

I'm not sure he's ever *thought* about anything outside of the calculus of how much attention it will get him and for how long he can ride it.

He's a farkwit. Is what I'm saying. He makes *BAD* choices, not good ones. And has enough money that he has been able to afford a LIFETIME of bad choices, any one of which would have driven a normal American into utter financial ruin.

Fark him. He's irrelevant.
 
2012-10-24 01:08:28 PM

CapeFearCadaver: kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.

Well, yeah... because then he might actually be compelled to give that money to a charity 0bummer supports.


No he wouldn't, Trump would never find any submitted documents to be to his "satisfaction". He would never have to pay.
 
2012-10-24 01:08:34 PM
If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?

can someone tell me please?
 
2012-10-24 01:08:54 PM

DamnYankees: President Obama's response:

The whole world now knows... my passport and college records were extorted, for ransom, three hoursago. This is a recent photograph of the man who did it. And this... well, this is what waits for the children with cancer. This is your ransom. Five million dollars in unmarked bills, just like you wanted. But this is as close as you'll ever get to it. You'll never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for my records. Not one dime, not one penny. Instead, I'm offering this money as a reward on your head. Dead or alive, it doesn't matter. So congratulations, you've just become a two million dollar lottery ticket... except the odds are much, much better. Do you know anyone that wouldn't turn you in for five million dollars? I don't think you do. I doubt it. So wherever you go and whatever you do, this money will be tracking you down for all time. And to ensure that it does, to keep interest alive, I'm running a full-page ad in every major newspaper every Sunday... for as long as it takes. But... and this is your last chance... you rescind your ransom, I'll withdraw the bounty. With any luck you can simply disappear. Understand... you will never see this money. Not one dollar. So you still have a chance to do the right thing. If you don't, well, then, God be with you, because nobody else on this Earth will be.


At first I was
www.shadowlocked.com

but then I 

i111.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 01:09:11 PM
He sounds like a Bond villain.
 
2012-10-24 01:09:19 PM

cameroncrazy1984: ObamaFark should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.


Hey, it works for Biden and St. Vincent DePaul.
 
2012-10-24 01:09:21 PM

Balder333: fark you Trump. Forget this shiat and give the money to charity anyway.

What an asshole.


Let's see what he does when Obama doesn't produce the records by the deadline. He may still donate, and I suspect he'd do it in a big way in the name of Mitt Romney.
 
2012-10-24 01:09:35 PM
Turned it off after only five seconds. Another day, another tantrum from this sad man.
 
2012-10-24 01:09:58 PM
If it's blackmail, Trumpie must have threatened something. What was it? Does he have proof and he'll spill the beans on a certain date?

Or is this just his weekly attention whore?
 
2012-10-24 01:10:01 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't care what's on Obama's (or Romney's) transcripts, or where he's traveled? Nobody's mind is going to be changed by any of this. At most, they're looking for things to confirm their current biases.

Idiotic, pointless distractions, as usual.
 
2012-10-24 01:10:08 PM

KarmicDisaster: CapeFearCadaver: kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.

Well, yeah... because then he might actually be compelled to give that money to a charity 0bummer supports.

No he wouldn't, Trump would never find any submitted documents to be to his "satisfaction". He would never have to pay.


That's what I was saying...
 
2012-10-24 01:10:14 PM

keylock71: Heh... Why do people pay attention to this colossal, self-aggrandizing asshole?


Well, Anne has written a number of...oh wait. Wrong colossal, self-aggrandizing asshole.
 
2012-10-24 01:10:19 PM
Too

much

derp!
 
2012-10-24 01:10:29 PM
What the hell am I watching
 
2012-10-24 01:11:02 PM
From the video: "I am very honored to have gotten him to release his long-form birth certificate. Or whatever it may be."

Translation: "I am very honored to have been completely wrong, or to have failed in the very task I am claiming I was successful in completing."
 
2012-10-24 01:11:09 PM
More birther-like BS
Shocker

What happened to all the amazing dirt trumps investigation found? Oh right he was full of shiat. Now he's just trolling this BS. What a shameful wurm.

Obama shouldn't even acknowledge this crap
 
2012-10-24 01:11:31 PM
I don't think that is blackmail. But continue with your outrage.
 
2012-10-24 01:11:36 PM
5 million dollars seems like a rather exorbitant price to get rid of Trump.
 
2012-10-24 01:11:56 PM

DamnYankees: Joseph Weisenthal @TheStalwart
Today's Gallup poll will be completely useless, since it will have been entirely conducted before the Trump offer.


Especially considering that Gallup is under a DOJ investigation for fund skimming, and skewing results for payouts.
 
2012-10-24 01:12:01 PM

StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.


THIS is Donald's "October Surprise?"

Oh, for Chrissakes. That's even lamer than anything else I imagined he was going to release today.
 
2012-10-24 01:12:07 PM
www.tf2chan.net
 
2012-10-24 01:12:23 PM
Newsflash being used ironically?
 
2012-10-24 01:12:29 PM

StewMcG: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)

"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.

Trump's a total waste of oxygen. Also, does he even have $5 million?


he said he would write a check he never said it wouldn't bounce
 
2012-10-24 01:12:30 PM
There is a 2% chance he would actually make this donation.
 
2012-10-24 01:12:56 PM

cryinoutloud: I discovered something huge, HUGE, about the President last night while I was looking for funny pictures. Are you ready for this?

PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ALWAYS PUT HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS LIKE THAT.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x345]


punch buggy no return on umm.. grey?
 
2012-10-24 01:12:56 PM

Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?


Where do you work that you have ever been asked to provide your school transcripts? I have no idea what mine are, where they are, or if I even have a copy. I have a diploma, I guess I could find it wherever I stored it if I was really asked to provide it, but nobody has ever asked me for that, either.

After a certain point (usually after you have had your first job out of college) they stop asking about college, anyway, since what you have done professionally is more important. I haven't been asked about college in years, with the exception of when I got a job at a college. And even then, it was more curiosity than any real seeking of details.
 
2012-10-24 01:13:06 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com 

2 for 1 trolling by the Donald, will fark make it 3?
 
2012-10-24 01:13:17 PM
Trump is a farking dickbag. That should be the only response this prompts from people
 
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