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(YouTube) NewsFlash Donald Trump releases "Big Announcement" on YouTube... and it's a blackmail threat   (youtube.com) divider line 1065
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2012-10-24 12:31:36 PM
"I got him to release his birth certificate, or whatever it is..."

"...to my satisfaction."

Yeah, never gonna happen. Not that Obama will even acknowledge this dumbass.
 
2012-10-24 12:31:48 PM
I'm not saying he's going to or that he even should, but what is the trolliest charity he could choose?

Is there some organization working against that stupid golf course he built in Scotland?
 
2012-10-24 12:33:14 PM

cameroncrazy1984: feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.

He just borrowed $15MM from BOA, nobody is going to send him any money for anything. Heck even Farkers haven't fully funded something with a picture of Biden. It is like booking tickets on the flaming Hindenburg.

They're close, though.

Also citation on the borrowing of $15MM from BoA?


Every crazy Republican website had it in the last week.

/bing for a change of pace
 
2012-10-24 12:33:15 PM
Also..."passport applications"??

You send those in to the government. They keep them and return a passport to you. Who has a copy of their passport application?
 
2012-10-24 12:33:52 PM

feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.

He just borrowed $15MM from BOA, nobody is going to send him any money for anything. Heck even Farkers haven't fully funded something with a picture of Biden. It is like booking tickets on the flaming Hindenburg.

They're close, though.

Also citation on the borrowing of $15MM from BoA?

Every crazy Republican website had it in the last week.

/bing for a change of pace


And you believe every crazy Republican website?
 
2012-10-24 12:34:39 PM
"Long-form birth certificate OR WHATEVER IT MAY BE"

Go be bigoted somewhere else, asshole.
 
2012-10-24 12:34:52 PM
I demand to see Obama's crayon drawings from 2nd grade. Only then will he be truly transparent.
 
2012-10-24 12:35:04 PM

Demetrius: Also..."passport applications"??

You send those in to the government. They keep them and return a passport to you. Who has a copy of their passport application?


Well I suppose the guy in charge of the State Department could get copies of his.

Trump is still a jackass, but President Obama could still get them.

I suppose we could all get them if we asked, but I bet they would give him his quicker. I don't think you should keep the president on hold on some 800 number. He is probably busy.
 
2012-10-24 12:35:09 PM

Solchie: What is the deal with people demanding his college transcripts? What mysteries to they think they hide? College transcripts are not the holy grail, and aren't going to reveal anything Earth-shattering. "OMG.. he only got a C in the 3D art class he took his sopohomore year! Get the pitchforks!"

I can only assume that Trump believes he has found a way to make money by publically being an asshole (well, a larger asshole that usual).


They think that Obama's transcripts show that he was registered as a foreign student, therefore he's lying when he claims to be a citizen. Also, they think the transcripts will prove that Obama is really dumb and only got ahead due to affirmative action.
 
2012-10-24 12:36:13 PM

cameroncrazy1984: And you believe every crazy Republican website?


Of course I do! Also everything LR Hubbard ever wrote.
 
2012-10-24 12:36:55 PM

feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: And you believe every crazy Republican website?

Of course I do! Also everything LR Hubbard ever wrote.


I believe Battlefield Earth was a shiat book too.
 
2012-10-24 12:37:48 PM

ToxicMunkee: I demand to see Obama's crayon drawings from 2nd grade. Only then will he be truly transparent.


Like there were crayons in the Masjid in Indonesia!!

/Actually he went to Catholic School for grades 1-3 I think.
 
2012-10-24 12:39:20 PM
Hey. A Mitt Romney surrogate is holding a charity hostage and trying to extort the president because of conspiracy theory.

Why does Mitt Romney associate with such people?
 
2012-10-24 12:39:41 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: feckingmorons: I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.

I'll send Trump $50 if he euthanizes the thing living on his head.


That would be animal cruelty. I think it is a hedgehog.
 
2012-10-24 12:40:58 PM
Why does this man think he has any clout? Why does anyone, has anyone, ever take(n) him seriously?

All he does is stamp his feet and scream begging for SOMEONE to pay attention to him.
 
2012-10-24 12:41:33 PM

Aarontology: Hey. A Mitt Romney surrogate is holding a charity hostage and trying to extort the president because of conspiracy theory.

Why does Mitt Romney associate with such people?


He doesn't Trump gives more money to Democrats. One can't simply appoint one's self as a surrogate.

Trump is a buffoon, a rich buffoon, but a buffoon none the less. He can out AW any Farker.
 
2012-10-24 12:42:35 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012


DID YOU KNOW: that Donald Trump on any given day in NYC accounts for a .25 degree increase in the ambient outdoor temperature due to the amount of hot air he himself generates?

As much as it pains me to defend the man...

Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net.

/ya ya, he invests money and it's taxed at a lower rate--it's still a considerable amount
//all the money he invests has to come from some place, and it's not a secret money tree in Central Park, just saying
 
2012-10-24 12:42:57 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Why does this man think he has any clout? Why does anyone, has anyone, ever take(n) him seriously?

All he does is stamp his feet and scream begging for SOMEONE to pay attention to him.


His wives' divorce lawyers do.
 
2012-10-24 12:45:06 PM
So who had "Nothing important, entirely Trump self-promotion" in the pool?
 
2012-10-24 12:46:31 PM

hdhale: Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net.


This is what teabaggers actually believe.
 
2012-10-24 12:47:07 PM

hdhale: Dusk-You-n-Me: Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012

DID YOU KNOW: that Donald Trump on any given day in NYC accounts for a .25 degree increase in the ambient outdoor temperature due to the amount of hot air he himself generates?

As much as it pains me to defend the man...

Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net.

/ya ya, he invests money and it's taxed at a lower rate--it's still a considerable amount
//all the money he invests has to come from some place, and it's not a secret money tree in Central Park, just saying


If Trump's effective tax rate is 50% then his accountant should be jailed for incompetence.

It isn't and you know it isn't.
 
2012-10-24 12:47:12 PM

Lurking Fear: LOL what a complete farktard. How does he get actual buisness people to give him money?


Free publicity on The Apprentice.
 
2012-10-24 12:51:46 PM
grouchoreviews.com

GOOD LUCK
 
2012-10-24 12:52:24 PM

feckingmorons: Why won't he just go away?


Maybe Romney implicitly endorsing Trump's behavior by appearing in public with him and attending his fundraisers has something to do with it.
 
2012-10-24 12:54:37 PM

xenophon10k: So who had "Nothing important, entirely Trump self-promotion" in the pool?


Everyone.
 
2012-10-24 12:57:19 PM
I want to be a rich douchebag . What am I doing wrong? My mom and her stupid values and moral compas.
 
2012-10-24 12:57:32 PM
Two greens?

/it IS a BFD
 
2012-10-24 12:59:17 PM

feckingmorons: CapeFearCadaver: Why does this man think he has any clout? Why does anyone, has anyone, ever take(n) him seriously?

All he does is stamp his feet and scream begging for SOMEONE to pay attention to him.

His wives' divorce lawyers do.


I don't know if they take him seriously maybe more like take him to the cleaners.
 
2012-10-24 12:59:43 PM

hdhale: Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is


Citation needed.
 
2012-10-24 12:59:58 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Blackmail?


Yeah, it's not blackmail, it's attempted bribery.
 
2012-10-24 01:00:11 PM
kumquatwriter.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-24 01:00:19 PM
I trust Donald Trump with his promise to donate to charity as much as Hannity promised to be waterboarded.
 
2012-10-24 01:00:49 PM
How many Fark headlines will be devoted to this NON-NEWS ITEM
 
2012-10-24 01:01:18 PM
 
2012-10-24 01:01:24 PM
How I'd do it:

"Here's all the information you asked for. Please donate that $5 million to Planned Parenthood."
 
2012-10-24 01:01:34 PM
that doesn't sound like blackmail. It's also not a big story, dummy.
 
2012-10-24 01:02:09 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?


This is what politics has come to. Prisoner exchanges. *sigh*
 
2012-10-24 01:02:10 PM
Obama is the least transparent president in history!

His tinting is at least three shades darker than the legal limit!
 
2012-10-24 01:02:18 PM
Heh... Why do people pay attention to this colossal, self-aggrandizing asshole?
 
2012-10-24 01:02:40 PM
Isn't making such a remark probably criminal?

Should the FBI be involved?
 
2012-10-24 01:02:54 PM

cretinbob: What a complete dumbass.


Actually, compared to everything we were speculating, this is surprisingly classy.

I was expecting divorce papers with embarrassing personal details, or a sworn statement from a crazy hobo who claimed to buy coke from Obama in exchange for hand jobs.
 
2012-10-24 01:03:14 PM
I have a very serious question: with all the money this farknut has, why can't he afford a better toupee?
 
2012-10-24 01:03:16 PM
You know it's derpariffic when Foxnews refuse to even put it on their front page.
 
2012-10-24 01:03:25 PM
omfg.
please, PLEASE stfu.
 
2012-10-24 01:03:38 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: It's really not blackmail, it's Trump being a massive asshat to charities. "I'm not gonna give my money to a charity unless I get to troll the President! Neener neener!"


pretty much. may his bed be infested with the sand fleas of a thousand camels
 
2012-10-24 01:03:42 PM
I love how he quantifies it with "when he releases the records to my satisfaction...".

As if that's a thing that would ever happen.
 
2012-10-24 01:03:46 PM
Law-talkin' guys (and girls) of Fark: Is this even legal?
 
2012-10-24 01:03:49 PM
Wait, so now you changed the headline? While it's stupid, it's not blackmail. Obama doesn't have to do it, and probably won't even acknowledge it. Trumps isn't threatening to kill his dog here.
 
2012-10-24 01:03:52 PM
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2012-10-24 01:03:56 PM
He's still stinging from Obama making a fool of him and stealing his thunder, eh?

Obama has no need to respond, he has already utterly defeated this man. He's a political cuckold and Obama is the bull, farking his legacy in front of him. No do-overs, Trump.
 
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