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2012-10-24 12:10:05 PM
What a complete dumbass.
 
2012-10-24 12:11:30 PM
Nice presidency ya got there... shame if something should happen to it...
 
2012-10-24 12:12:41 PM
Mitt Romney surrogate Donald Trump, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2012-10-24 12:12:41 PM
Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.
 
2012-10-24 12:13:08 PM
Couldn't someone just do the same with Romney and his tax records?
 
2012-10-24 12:13:47 PM
It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.
 
2012-10-24 12:14:07 PM
Rich white people be crazy.
 
2012-10-24 12:14:11 PM
What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)
 
2012-10-24 12:15:13 PM
LOL what a complete farktard. How does he get actual buisness people to give him money?
 
2012-10-24 12:15:33 PM
Joseph Weisenthal @TheStalwart
Today's Gallup poll will be completely useless, since it will have been entirely conducted before the Trump offer.
 
2012-10-24 12:15:33 PM
images.wjla.com
 
2012-10-24 12:15:59 PM

ourbigdumbmouth: It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.


I highly doubt it.
 
2012-10-24 12:16:14 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)


"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.

Trump's a total waste of oxygen. Also, does he even have $5 million?
 
2012-10-24 12:16:50 PM
Trump says he'll give $5M to kids with cancer if Obama capitulates. If this man wasn't a complete asshole wouldn't he give the donation regardless?
 
2012-10-24 12:16:53 PM
Can someone give a summary of the derp in the youtube link for those of us unable to access it?
 
2012-10-24 12:17:42 PM
Whoa... This changes things. I am stunned. Nay! AMAZED!

I literally can not believe what I just saw.

I'm struggling to find the words...

Donald Trump posted a video of himself that was less than 30 minutes long?!?

/This is a game changer that changes the game.
 
2012-10-24 12:18:53 PM
If George Soros hasn't offered Romney $5m for his tax returns by close of business today, I'll be disappointed.
 
2012-10-24 12:18:57 PM

StewMcG: Also, does he even have $5 million?


In assets? Very likely.

In cash on hand? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe....
 
2012-10-24 12:18:59 PM
OMG THIS IS HUGE! THE ELECTION IS CHANGED FOREVER!
 
2012-10-24 12:19:25 PM
My favorite thing would be if Obama does this, there's nothing of note in any of it, and he makes Trump donate to a gay kids charity or something.
 
2012-10-24 12:19:44 PM
It's really not blackmail, it's Trump being a massive asshat to charities. "I'm not gonna give my money to a charity unless I get to troll the President! Neener neener!"
 
2012-10-24 12:19:57 PM
President Obama's response:

The whole world now knows... my passport and college records were extorted, for ransom, three hoursago. This is a recent photograph of the man who did it. And this... well, this is what waits for the children with cancer. This is your ransom. Five million dollars in unmarked bills, just like you wanted. But this is as close as you'll ever get to it. You'll never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for my records. Not one dime, not one penny. Instead, I'm offering this money as a reward on your head. Dead or alive, it doesn't matter. So congratulations, you've just become a two million dollar lottery ticket... except the odds are much, much better. Do you know anyone that wouldn't turn you in for five million dollars? I don't think you do. I doubt it. So wherever you go and whatever you do, this money will be tracking you down for all time. And to ensure that it does, to keep interest alive, I'm running a full-page ad in every major newspaper every Sunday... for as long as it takes. But... and this is your last chance... you rescind your ransom, I'll withdraw the bounty. With any luck you can simply disappear. Understand... you will never see this money. Not one dollar. So you still have a chance to do the right thing. If you don't, well, then, God be with you, because nobody else on this Earth will be.
 
2012-10-24 12:20:05 PM
What is the deal with people demanding his college transcripts? What mysteries to they think they hide? College transcripts are not the holy grail, and aren't going to reveal anything Earth-shattering. "OMG.. he only got a C in the 3D art class he took his sopohomore year! Get the pitchforks!"

I can only assume that Trump believes he has found a way to make money by publically being an asshole (well, a larger asshole that usual).
 
2012-10-24 12:20:43 PM
SNL should have fun with this one.
 
2012-10-24 12:20:50 PM

StewMcG: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)

"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.


Hmmm... sounds vaguely like Romney's "$10,000 bet" line.

/Must be nice to have that much money.
 
2012-10-24 12:21:39 PM
"To my satisfaction"
 
2012-10-24 12:22:07 PM
I can't wait to see if Allred has something worthwhile on Romney, or is just blowing smoke. Sounds like it could be juicy.
 
2012-10-24 12:22:39 PM
Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?
 
2012-10-24 12:22:51 PM
What's the deal with Trump's office? I was expecting HUGE things. Like mahogany paneled walls and BIG gold trim. There are supposed to be MAGNIFICENT things there, not a office depot set up.

My home office even has a better view.
 
2012-10-24 12:23:22 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?


Hell no. Transcripts are 4 years (or more). I want at least 4 years of Romney's tax returns or no deal.
 
2012-10-24 12:25:12 PM
I hope some reporter asks him abut it... Oh wait, he doesn't talk to reporters. Never mind.
 
2012-10-24 12:25:58 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.


He just borrowed $15MM from BOA, nobody is going to send him any money for anything. Heck even Farkers haven't fully funded something with a picture of Biden. It is like booking tickets on the flaming Hindenburg.
 
2012-10-24 12:26:21 PM
The only way that video could have been better is if, at the end, Trump put his pinky finger up to the side of his mouth, the camera quickly zoomed in, and he said in an Austin Powers voice "FIVE MILLLLLIOON DOLLARS" followed by an evil laugh. What a farktard.
 
2012-10-24 12:26:39 PM

ourbigdumbmouth: It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.


Yeah, while riding a unicorn and giving out government cheese.
 
2012-10-24 12:26:43 PM
I thought Trumps business record was a charity case? The man has accepted more handouts than Octomom.
 
2012-10-24 12:27:17 PM
Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.
 
2012-10-24 12:27:26 PM
What the shiat, that's IT?

THAT?

Wow.
 
2012-10-24 12:27:30 PM
I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.

Why won't he just go away?
 
2012-10-24 12:27:33 PM

feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.

He just borrowed $15MM from BOA, nobody is going to send him any money for anything. Heck even Farkers haven't fully funded something with a picture of Biden. It is like booking tickets on the flaming Hindenburg.


They're close, though.

Also citation on the borrowing of $15MM from BoA?
 
2012-10-24 12:27:49 PM
Suuuuuure - like comb-over bloviator Donald won't conveniently go bankrupt (yet again) right before he has to pony-up.
 
2012-10-24 12:28:05 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?


Now that is a deal
 
2012-10-24 12:28:31 PM

ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.


So are birth certificates
 
2012-10-24 12:28:33 PM

Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.

- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012
 
2012-10-24 12:29:06 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?


You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for and something resembling facts to back it up.

This isn't about Romney, stop distracting.

But I will say this...Mr. Trump, with so little time let before the election, if you've got something, or you think you've got something on Barrack Obama put up or shut up and get the fark out. I'm sure there are any number of small, but comfy tropical islands you can buy and live out the rest of your days out of the spotlight.
 
2012-10-24 12:29:11 PM

feckingmorons: I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.


I'll send Trump $50 if he euthanizes the thing living on his head.
 
2012-10-24 12:30:10 PM

Brick-House: ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.

So are birth certificates


No, the hard part is traveling back in time to put the birth announcements in the newspapers.
 
2012-10-24 12:30:34 PM

skinbubble: "To my satisfaction"


Yeah, this.

Obama could fly down to see Trump personally with all of that information. Trump looks at it, says it's fake, he doesn't pay the charity, and he makes another cast saying that the President is a fraud and tried to send him forgeries.

How do college and passport records suddenly make you "transparent"?
 
2012-10-24 12:31:00 PM
Blackmail?
 
2012-10-24 12:31:05 PM

hdhale: You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for and something resembling facts to back it up.


*cough*birther*cough*
 
2012-10-24 12:31:23 PM

StewMcG: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)

"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.

Trump's a total waste of oxygen. Also, does he even have $5 million?


BWAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!
 
2012-10-24 12:31:36 PM
"I got him to release his birth certificate, or whatever it is..."

"...to my satisfaction."

Yeah, never gonna happen. Not that Obama will even acknowledge this dumbass.
 
2012-10-24 12:31:48 PM
I'm not saying he's going to or that he even should, but what is the trolliest charity he could choose?

Is there some organization working against that stupid golf course he built in Scotland?
 
2012-10-24 12:33:14 PM

cameroncrazy1984: feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.

He just borrowed $15MM from BOA, nobody is going to send him any money for anything. Heck even Farkers haven't fully funded something with a picture of Biden. It is like booking tickets on the flaming Hindenburg.

They're close, though.

Also citation on the borrowing of $15MM from BoA?


Every crazy Republican website had it in the last week.

/bing for a change of pace
 
2012-10-24 12:33:15 PM
Also..."passport applications"??

You send those in to the government. They keep them and return a passport to you. Who has a copy of their passport application?
 
2012-10-24 12:33:52 PM

feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.

He just borrowed $15MM from BOA, nobody is going to send him any money for anything. Heck even Farkers haven't fully funded something with a picture of Biden. It is like booking tickets on the flaming Hindenburg.

They're close, though.

Also citation on the borrowing of $15MM from BoA?

Every crazy Republican website had it in the last week.

/bing for a change of pace


And you believe every crazy Republican website?
 
2012-10-24 12:34:39 PM
"Long-form birth certificate OR WHATEVER IT MAY BE"

Go be bigoted somewhere else, asshole.
 
2012-10-24 12:34:52 PM
I demand to see Obama's crayon drawings from 2nd grade. Only then will he be truly transparent.
 
2012-10-24 12:35:04 PM

Demetrius: Also..."passport applications"??

You send those in to the government. They keep them and return a passport to you. Who has a copy of their passport application?


Well I suppose the guy in charge of the State Department could get copies of his.

Trump is still a jackass, but President Obama could still get them.

I suppose we could all get them if we asked, but I bet they would give him his quicker. I don't think you should keep the president on hold on some 800 number. He is probably busy.
 
2012-10-24 12:35:09 PM

Solchie: What is the deal with people demanding his college transcripts? What mysteries to they think they hide? College transcripts are not the holy grail, and aren't going to reveal anything Earth-shattering. "OMG.. he only got a C in the 3D art class he took his sopohomore year! Get the pitchforks!"

I can only assume that Trump believes he has found a way to make money by publically being an asshole (well, a larger asshole that usual).


They think that Obama's transcripts show that he was registered as a foreign student, therefore he's lying when he claims to be a citizen. Also, they think the transcripts will prove that Obama is really dumb and only got ahead due to affirmative action.
 
2012-10-24 12:36:13 PM

cameroncrazy1984: And you believe every crazy Republican website?


Of course I do! Also everything LR Hubbard ever wrote.
 
2012-10-24 12:36:55 PM

feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: And you believe every crazy Republican website?

Of course I do! Also everything LR Hubbard ever wrote.


I believe Battlefield Earth was a shiat book too.
 
2012-10-24 12:37:48 PM

ToxicMunkee: I demand to see Obama's crayon drawings from 2nd grade. Only then will he be truly transparent.


Like there were crayons in the Masjid in Indonesia!!

/Actually he went to Catholic School for grades 1-3 I think.
 
2012-10-24 12:39:20 PM
Hey. A Mitt Romney surrogate is holding a charity hostage and trying to extort the president because of conspiracy theory.

Why does Mitt Romney associate with such people?
 
2012-10-24 12:39:41 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: feckingmorons: I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.

I'll send Trump $50 if he euthanizes the thing living on his head.


That would be animal cruelty. I think it is a hedgehog.
 
2012-10-24 12:40:58 PM
Why does this man think he has any clout? Why does anyone, has anyone, ever take(n) him seriously?

All he does is stamp his feet and scream begging for SOMEONE to pay attention to him.
 
2012-10-24 12:41:33 PM

Aarontology: Hey. A Mitt Romney surrogate is holding a charity hostage and trying to extort the president because of conspiracy theory.

Why does Mitt Romney associate with such people?


He doesn't Trump gives more money to Democrats. One can't simply appoint one's self as a surrogate.

Trump is a buffoon, a rich buffoon, but a buffoon none the less. He can out AW any Farker.
 
2012-10-24 12:42:35 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012


DID YOU KNOW: that Donald Trump on any given day in NYC accounts for a .25 degree increase in the ambient outdoor temperature due to the amount of hot air he himself generates?

As much as it pains me to defend the man...

Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net.

/ya ya, he invests money and it's taxed at a lower rate--it's still a considerable amount
//all the money he invests has to come from some place, and it's not a secret money tree in Central Park, just saying
 
2012-10-24 12:42:57 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Why does this man think he has any clout? Why does anyone, has anyone, ever take(n) him seriously?

All he does is stamp his feet and scream begging for SOMEONE to pay attention to him.


His wives' divorce lawyers do.
 
2012-10-24 12:45:06 PM
So who had "Nothing important, entirely Trump self-promotion" in the pool?
 
2012-10-24 12:46:31 PM

hdhale: Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net.


This is what teabaggers actually believe.
 
2012-10-24 12:47:07 PM

hdhale: Dusk-You-n-Me: Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012

DID YOU KNOW: that Donald Trump on any given day in NYC accounts for a .25 degree increase in the ambient outdoor temperature due to the amount of hot air he himself generates?

As much as it pains me to defend the man...

Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net.

/ya ya, he invests money and it's taxed at a lower rate--it's still a considerable amount
//all the money he invests has to come from some place, and it's not a secret money tree in Central Park, just saying


If Trump's effective tax rate is 50% then his accountant should be jailed for incompetence.

It isn't and you know it isn't.
 
2012-10-24 12:47:12 PM

Lurking Fear: LOL what a complete farktard. How does he get actual buisness people to give him money?


Free publicity on The Apprentice.
 
2012-10-24 12:51:46 PM
grouchoreviews.com

GOOD LUCK
 
2012-10-24 12:52:24 PM

feckingmorons: Why won't he just go away?


Maybe Romney implicitly endorsing Trump's behavior by appearing in public with him and attending his fundraisers has something to do with it.
 
2012-10-24 12:54:37 PM

xenophon10k: So who had "Nothing important, entirely Trump self-promotion" in the pool?


Everyone.
 
2012-10-24 12:57:19 PM
I want to be a rich douchebag . What am I doing wrong? My mom and her stupid values and moral compas.
 
2012-10-24 12:57:32 PM
Two greens?

/it IS a BFD
 
2012-10-24 12:59:17 PM

feckingmorons: CapeFearCadaver: Why does this man think he has any clout? Why does anyone, has anyone, ever take(n) him seriously?

All he does is stamp his feet and scream begging for SOMEONE to pay attention to him.

His wives' divorce lawyers do.


I don't know if they take him seriously maybe more like take him to the cleaners.
 
2012-10-24 12:59:43 PM

hdhale: Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is


Citation needed.
 
2012-10-24 12:59:58 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Blackmail?


Yeah, it's not blackmail, it's attempted bribery.
 
2012-10-24 01:00:11 PM
kumquatwriter.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-24 01:00:19 PM
I trust Donald Trump with his promise to donate to charity as much as Hannity promised to be waterboarded.
 
2012-10-24 01:00:49 PM
How many Fark headlines will be devoted to this NON-NEWS ITEM
 
2012-10-24 01:01:18 PM
 
2012-10-24 01:01:24 PM
How I'd do it:

"Here's all the information you asked for. Please donate that $5 million to Planned Parenthood."
 
2012-10-24 01:01:34 PM
that doesn't sound like blackmail. It's also not a big story, dummy.
 
2012-10-24 01:02:09 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?


This is what politics has come to. Prisoner exchanges. *sigh*
 
2012-10-24 01:02:10 PM
Obama is the least transparent president in history!

His tinting is at least three shades darker than the legal limit!
 
2012-10-24 01:02:18 PM
Heh... Why do people pay attention to this colossal, self-aggrandizing asshole?
 
2012-10-24 01:02:40 PM
Isn't making such a remark probably criminal?

Should the FBI be involved?
 
2012-10-24 01:02:54 PM

cretinbob: What a complete dumbass.


Actually, compared to everything we were speculating, this is surprisingly classy.

I was expecting divorce papers with embarrassing personal details, or a sworn statement from a crazy hobo who claimed to buy coke from Obama in exchange for hand jobs.
 
2012-10-24 01:03:14 PM
I have a very serious question: with all the money this farknut has, why can't he afford a better toupee?
 
2012-10-24 01:03:16 PM
You know it's derpariffic when Foxnews refuse to even put it on their front page.
 
2012-10-24 01:03:25 PM
omfg.
please, PLEASE stfu.
 
2012-10-24 01:03:38 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: It's really not blackmail, it's Trump being a massive asshat to charities. "I'm not gonna give my money to a charity unless I get to troll the President! Neener neener!"


pretty much. may his bed be infested with the sand fleas of a thousand camels
 
2012-10-24 01:03:42 PM
I love how he quantifies it with "when he releases the records to my satisfaction...".

As if that's a thing that would ever happen.
 
2012-10-24 01:03:46 PM
Law-talkin' guys (and girls) of Fark: Is this even legal?
 
2012-10-24 01:03:49 PM
Wait, so now you changed the headline? While it's stupid, it's not blackmail. Obama doesn't have to do it, and probably won't even acknowledge it. Trumps isn't threatening to kill his dog here.
 
2012-10-24 01:03:52 PM
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-24 01:03:56 PM
He's still stinging from Obama making a fool of him and stealing his thunder, eh?

Obama has no need to respond, he has already utterly defeated this man. He's a political cuckold and Obama is the bull, farking his legacy in front of him. No do-overs, Trump.
 
2012-10-24 01:04:08 PM

styckx: You know it's derpariffic when Foxnews refuse to even put it on their front page.


They would, but their IT department probably blocked YouTube too.
 
2012-10-24 01:04:16 PM
What a giant dumbass. Transcripts aren't going to show what he thinks that they want to see; some evidence of uh, preferential treatment of something. They are just lists of grades and courses. He wants the admissions records, which most places don't even keep. So good luck with blackmailing the President. Has FOX started running 24/7 with this yet?
 
2012-10-24 01:04:26 PM
What's stupid about this is no one keeps those records.

I have a degree, and I could mail in for a transcript. No problem. I have no clue about my application. Once I was accepted, the application ceased to matter.

I have never kept a copy of my passport application. I handed it over to the dour clerk on the other side of the counter. I've got one current passport, and one expired one.

Even if Obama wanted to comply, I doubt he could.
 
2012-10-24 01:04:43 PM
Why don't you just shut up and donate anyways?.
 
2012-10-24 01:04:53 PM

feckingmorons:

/bing for a change of pace


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-24 01:05:07 PM
I discovered something huge, HUGE, about the President last night while I was looking for funny pictures. Are you ready for this?

PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ALWAYS PUT HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS LIKE THAT.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-24 01:05:40 PM
Wow, the lighting and sound on that video is awful. He should have spent at least $100 of that on renting a light kit.
 
2012-10-24 01:05:41 PM

BafflerMeal: [kumquatwriter.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]


Guarantee void in Tennessee!
 
2012-10-24 01:05:48 PM
RminusQ wins at the intarwebs. :)
 
2012-10-24 01:05:51 PM
"If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.
 
2012-10-24 01:06:01 PM
OK Trump, put the money in an escrow account to prove you have it and you won't back out when you decide some T's weren't correctly crossed on on of the forms.
 
2012-10-24 01:06:06 PM
I have a better idea -- rather than Joe's Bird, maybe we should be fundraising to donate to a charity of Mitten's choice if he coughs up five years of tax returns.

Personally, the part I like is where Combover says 'if it's done to my satisfaction'. Narcissistic much?
 
2012-10-24 01:06:09 PM
How much will Trump donate if Romney releases his tax returns?

If Donald Trump wants to donate to charity, Donald Trump can do so anytime.
 
2012-10-24 01:06:21 PM

DamnYankees: Trump says he'll give $5M to kids with cancer if Obama capitulates. If this man wasn't a complete asshole wouldn't he give the donation regardless?


Kids with ass cancer?

media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-10-24 01:06:38 PM
"I got him to release his birth certificate, or whatever it is..."

"...to my satisfaction."

blog.zap2it.com
 
2012-10-24 01:06:45 PM
Come on guys, you don't need to repeat stupid news this much
 
2012-10-24 01:07:06 PM
fark you Trump. Forget this shiat and give the money to charity anyway.

What an asshole.
 
2012-10-24 01:07:08 PM

propasaurus: xenophon10k: So who had "Nothing important, entirely Trump self-promotion" in the pool?

Everyone.


Damn, beat me to it.
 
2012-10-24 01:07:19 PM

mightybaldking: What's stupid about this is no one keeps those records.

I have a degree, and I could mail in for a transcript. No problem. I have no clue about my application. Once I was accepted, the application ceased to matter.

I have never kept a copy of my passport application. I handed it over to the dour clerk on the other side of the counter. I've got one current passport, and one expired one.

Even if Obama wanted to comply, I doubt he could.


The college has your college application, as does the passport office your passport application.
 
2012-10-24 01:07:24 PM

kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.


Well, yeah... because then he might actually be compelled to give that money to a charity 0bummer supports.
 
2012-10-24 01:07:28 PM

sprawl15: Obama is the least transparent president in history!

His tinting is at least three shades darker than the legal limit!


thanks alot limobama
 
2012-10-24 01:07:55 PM

blacksho89: mightybaldking: What's stupid about this is no one keeps those records.

I have a degree, and I could mail in for a transcript. No problem. I have no clue about my application. Once I was accepted, the application ceased to matter.

I have never kept a copy of my passport application. I handed it over to the dour clerk on the other side of the counter. I've got one current passport, and one expired one.

Even if Obama wanted to comply, I doubt he could.

The college has your college application, as does the passport office your passport application.


Don't those things get shredded after 20 years or so?
 
2012-10-24 01:08:00 PM

hdhale: You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for


I know no such thing. Donald Trumps best decision, and the one he appears to be continuing to make with this stunt, was marketing Donald Trump as some kind of worthwhile commodity. He's bad at real estate. Bad at campaigning. OK at reality TV. But quite good at crafting a personal mythology.

I'm not sure he's ever *thought* about anything outside of the calculus of how much attention it will get him and for how long he can ride it.

He's a farkwit. Is what I'm saying. He makes *BAD* choices, not good ones. And has enough money that he has been able to afford a LIFETIME of bad choices, any one of which would have driven a normal American into utter financial ruin.

Fark him. He's irrelevant.
 
2012-10-24 01:08:28 PM

CapeFearCadaver: kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.

Well, yeah... because then he might actually be compelled to give that money to a charity 0bummer supports.


No he wouldn't, Trump would never find any submitted documents to be to his "satisfaction". He would never have to pay.
 
2012-10-24 01:08:34 PM
If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?

can someone tell me please?
 
2012-10-24 01:08:54 PM

DamnYankees: President Obama's response:

The whole world now knows... my passport and college records were extorted, for ransom, three hoursago. This is a recent photograph of the man who did it. And this... well, this is what waits for the children with cancer. This is your ransom. Five million dollars in unmarked bills, just like you wanted. But this is as close as you'll ever get to it. You'll never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for my records. Not one dime, not one penny. Instead, I'm offering this money as a reward on your head. Dead or alive, it doesn't matter. So congratulations, you've just become a two million dollar lottery ticket... except the odds are much, much better. Do you know anyone that wouldn't turn you in for five million dollars? I don't think you do. I doubt it. So wherever you go and whatever you do, this money will be tracking you down for all time. And to ensure that it does, to keep interest alive, I'm running a full-page ad in every major newspaper every Sunday... for as long as it takes. But... and this is your last chance... you rescind your ransom, I'll withdraw the bounty. With any luck you can simply disappear. Understand... you will never see this money. Not one dollar. So you still have a chance to do the right thing. If you don't, well, then, God be with you, because nobody else on this Earth will be.


At first I was
www.shadowlocked.com

but then I 

i111.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 01:09:11 PM
He sounds like a Bond villain.
 
2012-10-24 01:09:19 PM

cameroncrazy1984: ObamaFark should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.


Hey, it works for Biden and St. Vincent DePaul.
 
2012-10-24 01:09:21 PM

Balder333: fark you Trump. Forget this shiat and give the money to charity anyway.

What an asshole.


Let's see what he does when Obama doesn't produce the records by the deadline. He may still donate, and I suspect he'd do it in a big way in the name of Mitt Romney.
 
2012-10-24 01:09:35 PM
Turned it off after only five seconds. Another day, another tantrum from this sad man.
 
2012-10-24 01:09:58 PM
If it's blackmail, Trumpie must have threatened something. What was it? Does he have proof and he'll spill the beans on a certain date?

Or is this just his weekly attention whore?
 
2012-10-24 01:10:01 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't care what's on Obama's (or Romney's) transcripts, or where he's traveled? Nobody's mind is going to be changed by any of this. At most, they're looking for things to confirm their current biases.

Idiotic, pointless distractions, as usual.
 
2012-10-24 01:10:08 PM

KarmicDisaster: CapeFearCadaver: kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.

Well, yeah... because then he might actually be compelled to give that money to a charity 0bummer supports.

No he wouldn't, Trump would never find any submitted documents to be to his "satisfaction". He would never have to pay.


That's what I was saying...
 
2012-10-24 01:10:14 PM

keylock71: Heh... Why do people pay attention to this colossal, self-aggrandizing asshole?


Well, Anne has written a number of...oh wait. Wrong colossal, self-aggrandizing asshole.
 
2012-10-24 01:10:19 PM
Too

much

derp!
 
2012-10-24 01:10:29 PM
What the hell am I watching
 
2012-10-24 01:11:02 PM
From the video: "I am very honored to have gotten him to release his long-form birth certificate. Or whatever it may be."

Translation: "I am very honored to have been completely wrong, or to have failed in the very task I am claiming I was successful in completing."
 
2012-10-24 01:11:09 PM
More birther-like BS
Shocker

What happened to all the amazing dirt trumps investigation found? Oh right he was full of shiat. Now he's just trolling this BS. What a shameful wurm.

Obama shouldn't even acknowledge this crap
 
2012-10-24 01:11:31 PM
I don't think that is blackmail. But continue with your outrage.
 
2012-10-24 01:11:36 PM
5 million dollars seems like a rather exorbitant price to get rid of Trump.
 
2012-10-24 01:11:56 PM

DamnYankees: Joseph Weisenthal @TheStalwart
Today's Gallup poll will be completely useless, since it will have been entirely conducted before the Trump offer.


Especially considering that Gallup is under a DOJ investigation for fund skimming, and skewing results for payouts.
 
2012-10-24 01:12:01 PM

StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.


THIS is Donald's "October Surprise?"

Oh, for Chrissakes. That's even lamer than anything else I imagined he was going to release today.
 
2012-10-24 01:12:07 PM
www.tf2chan.net
 
2012-10-24 01:12:23 PM
Newsflash being used ironically?
 
2012-10-24 01:12:29 PM

StewMcG: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)

"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.

Trump's a total waste of oxygen. Also, does he even have $5 million?


he said he would write a check he never said it wouldn't bounce
 
2012-10-24 01:12:30 PM
There is a 2% chance he would actually make this donation.
 
2012-10-24 01:12:56 PM

cryinoutloud: I discovered something huge, HUGE, about the President last night while I was looking for funny pictures. Are you ready for this?

PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS ALWAYS PUT HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS LIKE THAT.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x345]


punch buggy no return on umm.. grey?
 
2012-10-24 01:12:56 PM

Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?


Where do you work that you have ever been asked to provide your school transcripts? I have no idea what mine are, where they are, or if I even have a copy. I have a diploma, I guess I could find it wherever I stored it if I was really asked to provide it, but nobody has ever asked me for that, either.

After a certain point (usually after you have had your first job out of college) they stop asking about college, anyway, since what you have done professionally is more important. I haven't been asked about college in years, with the exception of when I got a job at a college. And even then, it was more curiosity than any real seeking of details.
 
2012-10-24 01:13:06 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com 

2 for 1 trolling by the Donald, will fark make it 3?
 
2012-10-24 01:13:17 PM
Trump is a farking dickbag. That should be the only response this prompts from people
 
2012-10-24 01:13:19 PM

BunkoSquad: [images.wjla.com image 606x404]


Thanks for the tug.
 
2012-10-24 01:13:24 PM
"we know very little about our President."


It's almost like its friggin 2008 all over again.
 
2012-10-24 01:13:29 PM

Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president? can someone tell me please?


Name one other President that's been nagged at to release their school records and/or their birth certificate. Just one.
 
2012-10-24 01:13:34 PM
Obama was a terrible student in college and benefited greatly from affirmative action. Romney dodged a bunch of taxes in 2009. It's actually pretty obvious why neither want their records released...
 
2012-10-24 01:13:39 PM
What the hell is that thing on his head? It looks like a hair cap.
 
2012-10-24 01:13:41 PM

kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.


I think this is a win-win for Trump either way.

If BO doesn't give in, Trump gains notoriety as the man who proved that BO is so afraid of his records being made public that he won't release them for charity.
If BO does give in, he is the man who gains notoriety for getting the President to release these records.

In Trump's mind, publicity is an end unto itself. Actually kinda well played on his part for that reason
 
2012-10-24 01:13:47 PM

ToxicMunkee: I demand to see Obama's crayon drawings from 2nd grade. Only then will he be truly transparent.


It may take a while to ship them from Kenya.
 
2012-10-24 01:13:51 PM
charities are gay
 
2012-10-24 01:14:08 PM

Brick-House: ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.

So are birth certificates


Lol

Riiiight
*HUGE eye roll
 
2012-10-24 01:14:23 PM

ourbigdumbmouth: And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.


Exactly. If Trump had thought his clever idea through for more than eight or ten seconds, he would conclude that blackmailing someone WHO TELLS THE FARKING CIA WHAT TO DO isn't the best strategy.
 
2012-10-24 01:14:24 PM

Jackson Herring: sprawl15: Obama is the least transparent president in history!

His tinting is at least three shades darker than the legal limit!

thanks alot limobama


Its things like this that have both of you on my favorites.
 
2012-10-24 01:14:25 PM
He graduated Magna Cum Laude from Harvard. What the hell do they think they're going to find in there? A couple B's?
 
2012-10-24 01:14:31 PM

Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?

can someone tell me please?


You are right, Romney should show us his 2009 taxes.
 
2012-10-24 01:14:45 PM

xtragrind: Obama was a terrible student in college and benefited greatly from affirmative action.


They frequently make terrible black students president of the Harvard Law Review.
 
2012-10-24 01:14:45 PM
Its sad what the modern Republican Party has fallen to.
 
2012-10-24 01:14:46 PM
Leave it to that douchebag to make politics seem unsavory.
 
2012-10-24 01:15:18 PM
How is this blackmail?

/oh, it isn't.

[insertyou keep using that word.gif]
 
2012-10-24 01:15:23 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.


It would be easier and even more appropriate for Obama to just not acknowledge Trump in any way, ever.
 
2012-10-24 01:15:37 PM
thumbs2.ebaystatic.com
 
2012-10-24 01:15:46 PM
I will make a monetary donation to any charity of Donald Trump's choosing--The All-Important Narcissism Council of America, Needy Bald People United, New Yorkers Who Need A Beatin', any charity--if Ivanka Trump will give me to my satisfaction a handy.

It must be done by the end of this day. Because, frankly, I can't wait much longer than that.
 
2012-10-24 01:15:51 PM
Nice.. Obama can't do that of course. It'll show that he got scholarships as a foreign exchange student .. or something like that.
 
2012-10-24 01:16:07 PM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7398733/80232475#c80232475" target="_blank">Angry Drunk Bureaucrat</a>:</b> <i>feckingmorons: I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.

I'll send Trump $50 if he euthanizes the thing living on his <strike>head</strike></i> NECK.

There, fixed that for posterity.
 
2012-10-24 01:16:16 PM

CPennypacker: There is a 2% chance he would actually make this donation.


It's tax-deductible. Of course he would.
 
2012-10-24 01:16:17 PM
If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.
 
2012-10-24 01:16:20 PM
Just for giggles, Obama should have the CIA send someone to leave a pleasant note on Trumps chest during the night, just to let him know he's not untouchable
 
2012-10-24 01:16:34 PM
"very proud I got him to release his birth certificate"

wait a second wait a second wait a second....

does this mean he actually admits that Obumer was born in the US of A and in one stroke trump has killed the birther movement for once and for all?
 
2012-10-24 01:16:47 PM

urbangirl: keylock71: Heh... Why do people pay attention to this colossal, self-aggrandizing asshole?

Well, Anne has written a number of...oh wait. Wrong colossal, self-aggrandizing asshole.


Heh...Nice. Anne would have thrown in a few offensive words, though.

It's really not surprising a rich, selfish prick like Trump supports another rich, selfish prick like Romney, either...


"Money speaks for money.
The Devil for his own.
But who comes to speak for the flesh and the bone?"
 
2012-10-24 01:17:19 PM

serpent_sky: After a certain point (usually after you have had your first job out of college) they stop asking about college, anyway, since what you have done professionally is more important.


Unless you apply for a government job.
 
2012-10-24 01:17:20 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Blackmail?


Whitemail? This election is so confusing.
 
2012-10-24 01:17:23 PM
"...if it's complete...". That's the catch. Who determines if the records are complete?
 
2012-10-24 01:17:26 PM
Damn it.

Broke it for posterity.
 
2012-10-24 01:17:31 PM
Nice move, Donald!

The MSM is quick as lightening to publish ANY dirt on Republicans (like Bush's fake Air National Guard memo) but the MSM calmly ignores questions about the free ride the Anointed One got in college.

Nice way to bring it to the front burner there, Mr. Trump....

/Obama hates curing Cancer!!
 
2012-10-24 01:17:35 PM
He's scheduled to be on Letterman Tomorrow night . That should be fun.
 
2012-10-24 01:17:47 PM
I offer $100 if Trump will let me pull on his hair.
 
2012-10-24 01:17:53 PM

xtragrind: Obama was a terrible student in college and benefited greatly from affirmative action. Romney dodged a bunch of taxes in 2009. It's actually pretty obvious why neither want their records released...


Yes, I am sure they hand over the title of Editor of the Harvard Law Review to C students.
 
2012-10-24 01:17:58 PM

xtragrind: Obama was a terrible student in college and benefited greatly from affirmative action. Romney dodged a bunch of taxes in 2009. It's actually pretty obvious why neither want their records released...


Actually, dodging those taxes was in fact a crime - a felony even - before the amnesty in 2009. Obama might not have been straight As through college, but Harvard Law school doesn't let you in unless you have either outstanding academic performance or a fat wallet.
 
2012-10-24 01:18:03 PM
So, this is the right-wing version of "Whar jorge bush are fors recordz? WHAAAAR?" that ended up with Dan Rather ruining his reputation and resigning in disgrace? If only the same thing would happen to Trump. It won't, though, because whatever else one might think of Dan Rather, he had a sense of shame and accepted responsibility for letting his passions cloud his judgment. Trump? No.

(Countdown to people who can't, ahem, "Move On" explaining how, NO, It's NOT the same wharrrgrabl false equivalency wharrgarble imeach war criminal Bu$h stole the election wharrrgarbl in five, four, three, two....)
 
2012-10-24 01:18:10 PM

Alien Robot: CPennypacker: There is a 2% chance he would actually make this donation.

It's tax-deductible. Of course he would.


Tax deductible is still a net cash loss
 
2012-10-24 01:18:18 PM
Even though Trump is a thoroughly despicable excuse for a human being, I would LOVE to see Pres. Obama call his bluff and release the info. Then insist that the money be donated to Planned Parenthood, PFLAG, GLAAD, and HRC.

But it will never happen. Besides, as mentioned, does Trump even HAVE $5,000,000.00 in cash?

The sad thing is, the Obama haters will see a refusal as an admission of some sort of guilt, as something to hide. No president or candidate in history has been asked to reveal so much. Racism, pure and simple.
 
2012-10-24 01:18:18 PM

Lost Thought 00: Just for giggles, Obama should have the CIA send someone to leave a pleasant note on Trumps chest during the night, just to let him know he's not untouchable


The note should just read: "Double Tap"
 
2012-10-24 01:18:27 PM

blacksho89: mightybaldking: What's stupid about this is no one keeps those records.

I have a degree, and I could mail in for a transcript. No problem. I have no clue about my application. Once I was accepted, the application ceased to matter.

I have never kept a copy of my passport application. I handed it over to the dour clerk on the other side of the counter. I've got one current passport, and one expired one.

Even if Obama wanted to comply, I doubt he could.

The college has your college application, as does the passport office your passport application.


While it MAYBE possible the passport office kept that application I do not believe that nay college , especially in the pre-hard-drive era would keep a record this unimportant for more than 5 years max
 
2012-10-24 01:18:34 PM

Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?

can someone tell me please?


I'm 60 years old. In all my years of employment I have never been asked, not even once, for my school records. Is this something that employers in your area commonly do?

Also, can you name one other President who has ever been asked to show his birth certificate or school records?
 
2012-10-24 01:18:47 PM

uncleacid: He's scheduled to be on Letterman Tomorrow night . That should be fun.


There goes my respect for Dave.

In best Sam Kinnison voice: STOP FEEDING THE F*CKING TROLLS!
 
2012-10-24 01:18:50 PM
Donald Trump gargles with Summer's Eve every morning.
 
2012-10-24 01:18:54 PM
Obama should do it, and then ask Trump to give $5 million to a Kenyan humanitarian fund.
 
2012-10-24 01:18:57 PM

Balder333: fark you Trump. Forget this shiat and give the money to charity anyway.

What an asshole.


The ultimate "FU" to Trump would be Warren Buffett giving the $5 Million to charity anyway and flipping Trump the bird in front of the TV cameras.

That would be so farking epic...even Romney would have to call Trump an asshole for that.
 
2012-10-24 01:19:03 PM
How long will it take to forge those documents?
 
2012-10-24 01:19:12 PM

KarmicDisaster: I offer $100 if Trump will let me pull on his hair.


Id offer him $1000 to let me eat a piece of ham off of him.
 
2012-10-24 01:19:15 PM

Solchie: I can't wait to see if Allred has something worthwhile on Romney, or is just blowing smoke. Sounds like it could be juicy.


She has perjury during testimony in his business partner's divorce. He said Staples was worthless then a month later cashed in millions in stock in the company.
 
2012-10-24 01:19:20 PM

Alien Robot: CPennypacker: There is a 2% chance he would actually make this donation.

It's tax-deductible. Of course he would.


not really how tax-deductions work
 
2012-10-24 01:19:27 PM
October 24, 2012: The Day Trump Changed Everything (LIVEBLOG)

11:46 AM - Will Donald Trump's big announcement be a tweet that leads to his Facebook page? Will it be a Facebook link to a series of Tweets? NOBODY FARKING KNOWS.

11:48 AM - Early indications are that Obama may be giving up on several swing states, including Indiana, South Carolina and Arizona, in anticipation of Trump announcement.

11:49 AM - Whatever this is, please don't let it ruin the Choom Gang. I love those wacky kids.

11:53 AM - Which third-party candidate are you going to support after Donald Trump destroys Obama's political career? I'm thinking Jill Stein.

11:58 AM - Two minutes. Tell your Obamatard friends you love them.

11:59 AM - Arewethereyet arewethereyet arewethereyet

12:02 PM - The Trump announcement is that...he will give $5 million to a charity of Obama's choice if Obama releases his college transcripts and passport applications. What the fark, Trump? HOW COULD YOU CHANGE THE GAME SO HARD?
 
2012-10-24 01:19:43 PM
Ivanka has amazing boobs.
 
2012-10-24 01:19:52 PM
I wonder who Obama's gonna kill to preempt the Celebrity Apprentice this time.
 
2012-10-24 01:20:49 PM
I'll sum this up with one image:

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-24 01:21:28 PM
this thread just got redmailed
 
2012-10-24 01:22:04 PM

shower_in_my_socks: I'll sum this up with one image:

[imageshack.us image 550x373]


love that farking monkey
 
2012-10-24 01:23:10 PM

mightybaldking: What's stupid about this is no one keeps those records.

I have a degree, and I could mail in for a transcript. No problem. I have no clue about my application. Once I was accepted, the application ceased to matter.

I have never kept a copy of my passport application. I handed it over to the dour clerk on the other side of the counter. I've got one current passport, and one expired one.

Even if Obama wanted to comply, I doubt he could.


Yeah - that's what kinda kills me about the birthers: Are they completely unaware as to how said process works? You have to send in your birth certificate to get one...send it to the secretary of states office.

So they are saying that the grand Obama conspiracy began when he was issued his US Passort in his teens?

For reals?
 
2012-10-24 01:24:15 PM
Admit it birthers

There is no document that exists that would satisfy you.

Any doc that proves Obama is legit must be fake. You'll always demand more because in your gut you just know he's foreign. Facts will never change that.

Pathetic
 
2012-10-24 01:24:40 PM
Obama can just give $5 Billion to another charity of his choice instead... as long as taxpayers are paying the bill.
 
2012-10-24 01:25:14 PM

skullkrusher: this thread just got redmailed


And then greenmailed again.
 
2012-10-24 01:25:18 PM

Jackson Herring: "I got him to release his birth certificate, or whatever it is..."

"...to my satisfaction."

[blog.zap2it.com image 550x335]


Interesting pic. He looks like he's wearing a helmet from Tron.
 
2012-10-24 01:25:56 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

What Donald Trump's satisfaction may look like. 

/quick AND dirty
 
2012-10-24 01:25:59 PM
wha' happened?

first there is a thread then there is no thread then there is...
 
2012-10-24 01:26:06 PM

Goldstein: He sounds like a Bond villain.


Maximillian Largo is a perfect fit.
 
2012-10-24 01:26:17 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

/can't look away
 
2012-10-24 01:26:21 PM
I thought he was going to reveal that Obama had a couple of black kids.
 
2012-10-24 01:26:29 PM

KarmicDisaster: What a giant dumbass. Transcripts aren't going to show what he thinks that they want to see; some evidence of uh, preferential treatment of something. They are just lists of grades and courses. He wants the admissions records, which most places don't even keep. So good luck with blackmailing the President. Has FOX started running 24/7 with this yet?


For some reason these people think a college transcript has a record of the financial aid you received while you were in college. They think that this will prove that Obama received special grants reserved for foreign born students, which by the way don't exist. This will prove that he is either not a citizen or lied about his place of birth to get preferential treatment. Goes to show you how many people have ever seen an actual college transcript.

But I also like his "To my satisfaction" clause. If Obama decides to show him everything, Trump will just claim it is forged and refuse to pay up, and he knows the Derp Squad will support him in it because it will play into their delusion that Obama is an usurper.

You would think that the Republican Party would realize that he is doing more harm than good and tell this guy to STFU or pay him to go away
 
2012-10-24 01:26:37 PM

kvinesknows: KarmicDisaster: I offer $100 if Trump will let me pull on his hair.

Id offer him $1000 to let me eat a piece of ham off of him.


Dude...
 
2012-10-24 01:26:40 PM

kvinesknows: wait a second wait a second wait a second.... does this mean he actually admits that Obumer was born in the US of A and in one stroke trump has killed the birther movement for once and for all?


Keep listening. "His long-form birth certificate or whatever it may be."
 
2012-10-24 01:27:04 PM

Anti_illuminati: skullkrusher: this thread just got redmailed

And then greenmailed again.


This is confusingmail
 
2012-10-24 01:27:37 PM
THE ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.
 
2012-10-24 01:27:38 PM

ToxicMunkee: I demand to see Obama's crayon drawings from 2nd grade. Only then will he be truly transparent.


Silly ToxicMonkey. They don't ave crayons on Kenya, only lead paint.
 
2012-10-24 01:27:43 PM
 
2012-10-24 01:27:46 PM
I think that the big news is that in the video Trump acknowledges that the birf cert is real.
 
2012-10-24 01:28:06 PM
In a Tweet from yesterday, he said "This is not...about Donald J. Trump."

Today's statement: "I...me...my...me...I...I...I...my...I...I...I...I," and the URLs of his Twitter and Facebook accounts.

Bonus: "[A] large portion of American people are asking me to serve as their spokesperson."
 
2012-10-24 01:28:08 PM
I'm dense... I get that. Maybe I'm not always quick on the uptake. And Fark is filled with very smart people. So I know one of you has the answers to the following three questions:

1. Why am I supposed to care about Obama (or any other president's) school records and passport records?

2. Does what someone did in college mean much of anything 30 years later?

3. Why am I supposed to care what Donald Trump has to say about anything?
 
2012-10-24 01:28:26 PM
AS I stated in the other thread, this is far dumber than I expected, and that's saying a lot.
 
2012-10-24 01:28:34 PM

internut scholar: What's the deal with Trump's office? I was expecting HUGE things. Like mahogany paneled walls and BIG gold trim. There are supposed to be MAGNIFICENT things there, not a office depot set up.


Of course it's Office Depot. He can't very well use Staples, can he?
 
2012-10-24 01:29:03 PM
i428.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 01:29:04 PM
It's a brilliant troll move. If President Obama says "No", the derpers get all foamed up and say, "He's denying charities of Trump's generous gift!"

And if he produces the requested documents, then he's on the spot to pick a charity. Which one, Mr. President, Charity A? Oh, so you're saying Charity B is unworthy? How so? Is there something wrong with them?


And again, the derpers will have distracted Homeland from the grotesque horror that is The Romney.
 
2012-10-24 01:29:13 PM

ongbok: You would think that the Republican Party would realize that he is doing more harm than good and tell this guy to STFU or pay him to go away


You've seen all of the other public pundits for the GOP, right?

/they should all be told to stfu and go away, yet they've all be embraced
 
2012-10-24 01:29:34 PM

skullkrusher: this thread just got redmailed


And then regreenmailed.
 
2012-10-24 01:29:37 PM
What a tool.
 
2012-10-24 01:29:41 PM

KarmicDisaster: I think that the big news is that in the video Trump acknowledges that the birf cert is real.


No he doesn't, he added the, "or whatever it is" to discredit it, just like he added "to my satisfaction" in order to never have to write a $5 million check.
 
2012-10-24 01:29:46 PM
That's really more of a bribe :-/
 
2012-10-24 01:29:52 PM

Lost Thought 00: Just for giggles, Obama should have the CIA send someone to leave a pleasant note on Trumps chest during the night, just to let him know he's not untouchable


Would that be the same CIA that some farkers claimed was trying to help Romney with the whole Libya thing?
 
2012-10-24 01:30:02 PM

sprawl15: Obama is the least transparent president in history!

His tinting is at least three shades darker than the legal limit!


This.

"Transparent" - dog whistle phrase for "white?"

Releasing his 3 year immunization records ain't gonna make him any whiter, Trump.
 
2012-10-24 01:30:03 PM
It would be a shame if Obama didn't release the records because in his applications he profiles himself as a foreigner.

It would be epic if the records are clean and the transcrips don't have anything dicey other a few Cs.

At any rate, I seriously doubt this will do anything to change the minds of a significant number of swing-state voters if Obama ignores The Donald -- Obama's camp is too smart for Trumps callow bating tactics. 

/dounts Trump would even pay because even if Obama did release, it would never meet Trump's "satisfaction".
 
2012-10-24 01:30:10 PM

Brick-House: ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.

So are birth certificates


So are taxes.
 
2012-10-24 01:30:21 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-24 01:30:22 PM
If I was ever dumb enough sign up for the newsflash email thingy, I'd be changing my profile settings with vigor right now.

What a clusterfark, and for what? A stupid farking troll. Christ, I don't know why I bother with this site sometimes.
 
2012-10-24 01:30:34 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: Law-talkin' guys (and girls) of Fark: Is this even legal?


Why wouldn't it be legal?
 
2012-10-24 01:30:41 PM
I'm so confused
 
2012-10-24 01:31:01 PM

kazikian: That's really more of a bribe :-/


ooo.. true... so him caving in would be proof he is unfit to lead because he can be bribed.
 
2012-10-24 01:31:25 PM
This from the same person who demanded birth certificates, got them and still wasn't satisfied? He knew that these two weeks would be his last chance at getting attention, don't give it to him.
 
2012-10-24 01:31:26 PM

BeatrixK: So they are saying that the grand Obama conspiracy began when he was issued his US Passort in his teens?



No, no, no, before that. It goes back to his mother when she was selected by the Muslim Arab Council to give birth to their secret usurper child.
 
2012-10-24 01:31:43 PM

blacksho89: The college has your college application, as does the passport office your passport application.


I have no idea what the wingnuts think this will prove. "Aha! BHO, born 1961 in Honolulu, applied for a passport in 1968! This changes everything!"

I also have no idea how far back records are kept. Does the passport office even have Obama's 1960-whatever child passport application, for when he went to Indonesia?
 
2012-10-24 01:31:46 PM
I could listen to Trump talk all day.
The combination of bat-shiate crazy, monomaniacal self love, and the fact that his head has become a life support system for his hair make it one train wreck I don't want to look away from. I give him credit, he has yet to let any facts get in the way of his stunts and despite numerous humiliating set backs, he is not afraid to power up the bat shiat propaganda machine and launch himself into the breach no matter how much he looks like a total derp. All Hail the Donald!!!
 
2012-10-24 01:31:56 PM

jonjr215: The only way that video could have been better is if, at the end, Trump put his pinky finger up to the side of his mouth, the camera quickly zoomed in, and he said in an Austin Powers voice "FIVE MILLLLLIOON DOLLARS" followed by an evil laugh. What a farktard.


Someone shop this...please...
 
2012-10-24 01:32:00 PM

DamnYankees: Trump says he'll give $5M to kids with cancer if Obama capitulates. If this man wasn't a complete asshole wouldn't he give the donation regardless?


But if 0bama doesn't pony up, then HE is the one who is killing those kids. You hold their lives in your hands, 0bama!
 
2012-10-24 01:32:06 PM

JinxofSpades: I'm dense... I get that. Maybe I'm not always quick on the uptake. And Fark is filled with very smart people. So I know one of you has the answers to the following three questions:

1. Why am I supposed to care about Obama (or any other president's) school records and passport records?

2. Does what someone did in college mean much of anything 30 years later?

3. Why am I supposed to care what Donald Trump has to say about anything?


I consider myself a thoughtful and well-educated man. And my answer to your three questions are "I have no farking idea." So do what I do, just sit back and grab a handful of this:

www.simplyrecipes.com
 
2012-10-24 01:32:13 PM

EdNortonsTwin: It would be a shame if Obama didn't release the records because in his applications he profiles himself as a foreigner.


I'm Brazilian-American. I spent all my formative years living in a different country. If you think I didn't milk the shiat out of that in my applications, you're a fool; and if Obama didn't mention his Kenyan father, single mother, and experiences in Indonesia, he'd be a fool.
 
2012-10-24 01:32:15 PM
Larry Flint did it better first when he offered ONE MELLION DOLLARS for a copy of Romney's taxes.
 
2012-10-24 01:32:27 PM

kronicfeld: If George Soros hasn't offered Romney $5m for his tax returns by close of business today, I'll be disappointed.


THIS!!!
 
2012-10-24 01:32:47 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: StewMcG: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)

"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.

Hmmm... sounds vaguely like Romney's "$10,000 bet" line.

/Must be nice to have that much money.


What's nice is that he said it's 'a check he wants to write', but he's willing to deny himself that satisfaction in order to force the president to release documents that really aren't any of our business. Does this man's sacrifice know no bounds?!
 
2012-10-24 01:32:54 PM
I hope Obama doesn't even grace him with a response. Like none whatsoever. Complete crickets, not even a "mmmkay." Deprive him of an audience and Trump's hollowness is nobody else's problem but his.
 
2012-10-24 01:32:54 PM
Is there any wonder why this useless waste of a human being's gotten his businesses into bankruptcy on a couple of occasions?
 
2012-10-24 01:32:55 PM
October Surprise? This is worse than the ending of "Contact".
 
2012-10-24 01:33:01 PM
Obama should release the stuff ASAP and tell Trump to make the check out to the Democrat Party.
 
2012-10-24 01:33:08 PM
Looks like someone doesn't know what blackmail means.

Of course, it was greenlighted immediately, with a newsflash tag.
 
2012-10-24 01:33:09 PM

JinxofSpades: 1. Why am I supposed to care about Obama (or any other president's) school records and passport records?


There's no possible way that a black man named "Barack Obama" is actually American. It just isn't possible. His school transcripts and passport would prove this. Therefore, he would not be president anymore and America would be saved.

JinxofSpades: 2. Does what someone did in college mean much of anything 30 years later?


Only if it is a democrat. If a republican did something crazy in college (like wear a police uniform and stop people for the fun or protest FOR the Vietnam war) then it doesn't matter. Hell, it doesn't even matter if the republican did something stupid in the past year. However, everything a democrat did since birth is proof that he is not right for America.

JinxofSpades: 3. Why am I supposed to care what Donald Trump has to say about anything?


Yes. He is "rich" and on TV. He speaks for America. Especially on matters concerning bankruptcy law.
 
2012-10-24 01:33:19 PM
Wow, that came in well below the ridiculous failure that I thought it would be. What a complete attention whoring tool.
 
2012-10-24 01:33:22 PM
So has an indiegogo been started yet?

We've gotten what, upwards of $30K in about a fortnight for very worthy causes.

Let's see what we can scrape together by say January 20?
 
2012-10-24 01:33:23 PM
I was expecting something lame.

This is lamer than anything I was expecting.
 
2012-10-24 01:33:24 PM
Coming up next on Fox News: "Obama blocks $5m donation to kids cancer charity"
 
2012-10-24 01:33:30 PM
IMO, that amounts to a threat pf extortion against the President. I say Obama send the Secret Service to haul his toupee (and the person it controls) to jail.
 
2012-10-24 01:33:38 PM
Why do people continue to give him any credibility?
 
2012-10-24 01:34:25 PM

coeyagi: uncleacid: He's scheduled to be on Letterman Tomorrow night . That should be fun.

There goes my respect for Dave.

In best Sam Kinnison voice: STOP FEEDING THE F*CKING TROLLS!


With the he being Obama, not Trump. I would expect them to not even acknowledge to topic.
 
2012-10-24 01:34:52 PM
 
2012-10-24 01:34:54 PM
Dems should counter this by citing it as proof that the 1% has so much money and a sense of entitlement that they believe their money gives them power to abuse others.
 
2012-10-24 01:35:25 PM

dualplains: What's nice is that he said it's 'a check he wants to write', but he's willing to deny himself that satisfaction in order to force the president to release documents that really aren't any of our business. Does this man's sacrifice know no bounds?!


Actually, I think that Trump will donate the $5 million even if Obama does nothing, in order to garner some support for the "job creators" class in the last 6 days of the election.
 
2012-10-24 01:36:29 PM

frenchcheesemuseum: THE ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.


This implies that Trump invokes a state of terror. I'm not sure that is the case.
 
2012-10-24 01:36:48 PM
All he has to do to collect five million for a charity of his choice is get his universities and colleges to immediately give his complete applications and records and also to release his passport information. When he does that to my satisfaction, the check will be delivered immediately. 

Sketchy deal. He had to make a big publicity play while the election is still news.

Correct answer from Obama is, "Here's my tax returns."
 
2012-10-24 01:36:48 PM

skinbubble: "To my satisfaction"


This. Please note everyone that the farking weasel has left himself an out. He isn't going to give shiat to any charity regardless. I swear I would have to spit on that piece of shiat if I saw him on the street.
 
2012-10-24 01:36:49 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: How much will Trump donate if Romney releases his tax returns?

If Donald Trump wants to donate to charity, Donald Trump can do so anytime.


Or what about Romney releasing his school records? Tea Baggers are so dumb, they don't even realize no candidates ever release their school records. Just as Romney only released a COLB and not a long form BC. Anyone who insisted that Obama needed to release his long form BC, but Romney does not, or who thinks Obama needs to release his school records when Romney has not, is a racist. Period. Full stop.
 
2012-10-24 01:36:57 PM

EdNortonsTwin: It would be epic if the records are clean and the transcrips don't have anything dicey other a few Cs.


No, Trump and the anti-Obama crowd would say that they were forgeries.

Notice what Trump says about the birth certificate that he takes credit for getting released:

"I am very honored to have gotten President Obama to release his long form birth certificate, or whatever it was that he released. This was something that neither John McCain nor Hillary Clinton were able to get him to do during their very long and bitter political campaigns despite the fact that they were strong in demanding its release (nobody knows why he would not do it)."

"See how awesome I am? But it was probably fake anyway."

He's a Barnumesque huckster with a ridiculously inflated ego.
 
2012-10-24 01:37:04 PM

Theory Of Null: The onion is on it. http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man,3 0 077/


Short, simple and to the point.. That about sums it up
 
2012-10-24 01:37:06 PM
Just send the applications and passport info to

Blackmail
Behind the hot water pipes
Third washroom along
Victoria Station

*Organ fanfare*

www.tatp.org

So When is someone going ot shop Trump's head on Michael pailin in the leopard print suit?
 
2012-10-24 01:37:28 PM
I think he needs a tune up. He should try here:

imageshack.us 

/real, and VERY near my hometown.
 
2012-10-24 01:37:34 PM

rev. dave: Why do people continue to give him any credibility?


Because he's a real-life soap opera character, and people love their drama!
 
2012-10-24 01:37:43 PM
The Vanderbilts, the Astors, and the Rockefellers donated millions to charitable causes because they considered it to be their civic and moral duty to do so. Donald Trump will make an empty promise to donate money to charity as part of a crass attention-whoring prank.
 
2012-10-24 01:37:50 PM
Should Obama deploy Seal Team 6 to greenlight Trump? I mean, it *could* qualify as an act of terrorism...
 
2012-10-24 01:37:52 PM
f*ck the college transcript nonsense....I wanna see Romney's tax returns!
 
2012-10-24 01:38:15 PM

hippyneil: This implies that Trump invokes a state of terror. I'm not sure that is the case.


His toupee does.
 
2012-10-24 01:38:21 PM
You dopes. It's not about Obama at all.

It's about Trump getting publicity. He knows Obama isn't budging on this stuff.

That stuff will never get out in public until long after Obama is out of office. If even then. It has probably already been tossed down the same black hole that Bush's military records were.
 
2012-10-24 01:38:28 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: It's a brilliant troll move. If President Obama says "No", the derpers get all foamed up and say, "He's denying charities of Trump's generous gift!"

And if he produces the requested documents, then he's on the spot to pick a charity. Which one, Mr. President, Charity A? Oh, so you're saying Charity B is unworthy? How so? Is there something wrong with them?


And again, the derpers will have distracted Homeland from the grotesque horror that is The Romney.


No.
If Obama does release everything Trump wants, then Trump will say his "experts", who are Top Men, say that the documents are fake, and the Derp Squad will believe it.
 
2012-10-24 01:38:59 PM

skullkrusher: kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.

I think this is a win-win for Trump either way.

If BO doesn't give in, Trump gains notoriety as the man who proved that BO is so afraid of his records being made public that he won't release them for charity.
If BO does give in, he is the man who gains notoriety for getting the President to release these records.

In Trump's mind, publicity is an end unto itself. Actually kinda well played on his part for that reason


I really thought you weren't this dumb. Damn.
 
2012-10-24 01:39:12 PM

barneyfifesbullet: You dopes. It's not about Obama at all.

It's about Trump getting publicity. He knows Obama isn't budging on this stuff.

That stuff will never get out in public until long after Obama is out of office. If even then. It has probably already been tossed down the same black hole that Bush's military records were.


And what about Romney's tax return data? if college transcripts are important, isn't it MORE important for us to see Romney's tax returns?
 
2012-10-24 01:39:30 PM
The Twitter reactions to this are farking comedy GOLD. 

Cannot WAIT to see the Daily Report With Jon Colbert's take on Trump's latest installment of "Here's Why I'll Never Matter".
 
2012-10-24 01:40:05 PM
What really worries me about this is what lengths Trump will have to go to, to bring attention to himself after January 20, 2017.
 
2012-10-24 01:40:22 PM

hippyneil: frenchcheesemuseum: THE ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.

This implies that Trump invokes a state of terror. I'm not sure that is the case.


That hair certainly terrifies the bejesus out of me.
jeromiewilliamsdotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-24 01:40:35 PM

Solchie: What is the deal with people demanding his college transcripts? What mysteries to they think they hide? College transcripts are not the holy grail, and aren't going to reveal anything Earth-shattering. "OMG.. he only got a C in the 3D art class he took his sopohomore year! Get the pitchforks!"

I can only assume that Trump believes he has found a way to make money by publically being an asshole (well, a larger asshole that usual).


Extension of birtherism. "We don't know where he was born but we know he was not born in the US because we desperately wish it were true and because he's got a foreign look about him. There must be something out there that will prove it. Birth certificate? Ok, long form birth certificate. Ok how about college records then. Etc." So no, they will never be satisfied. There's just gotta be something out there that satisfies their prejudices.
 
2012-10-24 01:40:50 PM
He seemed awful vague on what he really wants. Even if Obama did this, which he won't, Trump will just come back and see they didn't include every paper he ever wrote and notorized copies of every exam he ever took or some bullshiat.
 
2012-10-24 01:41:30 PM
One of Obama's billionare donors should make the same offer for Romney's tax returns
 
2012-10-24 01:41:31 PM
A Wonderful birthday present for me. The Donald is promising to donate $5M, which, of course, his accountant will deduct from the taxes he pays (if any), and The American People are stuck with the bill. Thanks, Donald! The middle class doesn't pay for enuf of your shiat as it is.

/Hell of a present
//They need to take TV cameras away from this guy
///Ohhh! is that why it's on YouTube? Nevermind...
 
2012-10-24 01:41:49 PM
This is absolutely ridiculous. Anybody who thinks that the president should in any way comply with the demands or this egregious asshole needs to have their head examined. These are the types of ill conceived publicity stunts that not only deserve, but demand to be ignored.
 
2012-10-24 01:41:51 PM
I think it's a shrewd move by Trump to renew interest in getting Romney's tax returns released. He's a deep thinker.
 
2012-10-24 01:41:58 PM
This guy really needs to DIAF. Talking down to Obama as if he was his pool boy! The f*cking nerve!

cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.


Better still, let's fire up the Fark to make donations of our own. Send a message to the Talking Toupee to go fugg himself and his demands to make the President of the United States kowtow to him.
 
2012-10-24 01:42:20 PM

Weaver95: f*ck the college transcript nonsense....I wanna see Romney's tax returns!


While we're asking for sh:t we aren't going to get. I want to know how many grandmother's Romney has, and what he calls them. Are they all Grandma X. Or is it, Grammy, Gramma, Grandma, Granny, Meme, Grams.... etc.
 
2012-10-24 01:42:29 PM

bulldg4life: JinxofSpades: 1. Why am I supposed to care about Obama (or any other president's) school records and passport records?

There's no possible way that a black man named "Barack Obama" is actually American. It just isn't possible. His school transcripts and passport would prove this. Therefore, he would not be president anymore and America would be saved.

JinxofSpades: 2. Does what someone did in college mean much of anything 30 years later?

Only if it is a democrat. If a republican did something crazy in college (like wear a police uniform and stop people for the fun or protest FOR the Vietnam war) then it doesn't matter. Hell, it doesn't even matter if the republican did something stupid in the past year. However, everything a democrat did since birth is proof that he is not right for America.

JinxofSpades: 3. Why am I supposed to care what Donald Trump has to say about anything?

Yes. He is "rich" and on TV. He speaks for America. Especially on matters concerning bankruptcy law.


Thank you for explaining that for me. The scales have fallen from my eyes.
America's choice is clear.
When Romney is elected, he should consider Trump for head of Homeland Security. I don't believe that anyone else can keep us as safe as the Donald.
 
2012-10-24 01:42:38 PM

nytmare: Solchie: What is the deal with people demanding his college transcripts? What mysteries to they think they hide? College transcripts are not the holy grail, and aren't going to reveal anything Earth-shattering. "OMG.. he only got a C in the 3D art class he took his sopohomore year! Get the pitchforks!"

I can only assume that Trump believes he has found a way to make money by publically being an asshole (well, a larger asshole that usual).

Extension of birtherism. "We don't know where he was born but we know he was not born in the US because we desperately wish it were true and because he's got a foreign look about him. There must be something out there that will prove it. Birth certificate? Ok, long form birth certificate. Ok how about college records then. Etc." So no, they will never be satisfied. There's just gotta be something out there that satisfies their prejudices.


Obama admits it was just a tan all along?
 
2012-10-24 01:42:46 PM
This is stupid and moronic. Trump is a waste of air and a media whore.

But this isn't blackmail.
 
2012-10-24 01:43:02 PM
For 5 million dollars, you can make yourself all the Obama documents you'll ever need, Donald.
 
2012-10-24 01:43:08 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-24 01:43:10 PM

Anti_illuminati: hippyneil: frenchcheesemuseum: THE ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.

This implies that Trump invokes a state of terror. I'm not sure that is the case.

That hair certainly terrifies the bejesus out of me.
[jeromiewilliamsdotcom.files.wordpress.com image 558x673]


He's a member of The Hair Cthulhu for Men
 
2012-10-24 01:43:27 PM
It seems apparent that no one gave a shiat about this Trump thing except the internet. My mom listens to talk radio all day, every day, and hadn't heard about it at all.
 
2012-10-24 01:43:31 PM
So, let me get this straight...

Trump is an old fart?

/leaving it there.
 
2012-10-24 01:43:59 PM

eddiesocket: skullkrusher: kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.

I think this is a win-win for Trump either way.

If BO doesn't give in, Trump gains notoriety as the man who proved that BO is so afraid of his records being made public that he won't release them for charity.
If BO does give in, he is the man who gains notoriety for getting the President to release these records.

In Trump's mind, publicity is an end unto itself. Actually kinda well played on his part for that reason

I really thought you weren't this dumb. Damn.


So dumb that you can't even put into words why, huh? Shocking.
 
2012-10-24 01:44:12 PM

Treygreen13: This is stupid and moronic. Trump is a waste of air and a media whore.

But this isn't blackmail.


Is it bribery?
 
2012-10-24 01:44:18 PM
middlefinger.jpeg

/There is no better response.
 
2012-10-24 01:44:19 PM
Sigh.

Gary Coleman shrugged...
 
2012-10-24 01:44:26 PM
Really Trump? I just flushed a bombshell bigger than that one.
 
2012-10-24 01:44:44 PM
the Donald could be spending that $$$ on acquiring some semblance of a frontal-cortex

/EPIC attention-wh00re!
 
2012-10-24 01:44:47 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: hippyneil: This implies that Trump invokes a state of terror. I'm not sure that is the case.

His toupee does.


But only when it gets away from it's leash and starts chasing cars down the street.
 
2012-10-24 01:44:58 PM

Soup4Bonnie: He's a deep thinker.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 01:45:33 PM

Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?

can someone tell me please?


Employers can't ask for this information from only SOME of their prospective employees. That would be discrimination. I wonder why this information is suddenly being requested from the black guy with the funny sounding name?
 
2012-10-24 01:45:37 PM
Any idiot knows that the onus is on Romney to release his tax records. Bringing this up is only going to backfire on Romney. I guess Trump is a special kind of idiot or a master troll.
 
2012-10-24 01:45:41 PM
So...wait...the "big announcement" is basically "if you pretty please release your transcripts which I hope will damage you, I'll give money to charity"? Seriously? THAT'S HIS BIG "FIND"?!

Weaksauce. F*ck off Donald.

Obama should just turn around and agree to do it just as soon as Romney releases his tax returns.
 
2012-10-24 01:45:42 PM
fc00.deviantart.net
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2012-10-24 01:45:54 PM

hillary: Obama should release the stuff ASAP and tell Trump to make the check out to the Democrat Party.


Not unless he sees the cash first. Otherwise Obama is the guy in that Twilight Zone ep who cut out his vocal cords for no reason.
 
2012-10-24 01:46:15 PM
So, kids. The lesson here is, if your guy is sinking like grandma's bewbz, CHEAT / LIE / DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO TO WIN, because f*ck character, amirite?

Here's a BIG F UUUUUU to you, Trump. You used to be cool, now you're a GIANT DOUCHE. >:(
 
2012-10-24 01:46:16 PM
where is Trump getting $5 million?
 
2012-10-24 01:46:29 PM
This election has been really tough for me, because I have friends who work at one of Donald Trump's golf clubs, and it is a REALLY nice club. I love going there. I don't even golf, but there are hiking trails and gorgeous views of the ocean, a wonderful restaurant and bar. I absolutely LOVE Trump's golf club.

But Trump is ruining it for me because he is such a jackass. It makes me not want to enjoy the beautiful club that bears his name. It really, really sucks for me.
 
2012-10-24 01:46:30 PM

PsiChick: middlefinger.jpeg

/There is no better response.


I dunno...i'm thinking of possible youtube replies. I'd have to go find the webcam tho, and then reload the software. then there's the costuming to consider, lighting, music, makeup....
 
2012-10-24 01:46:45 PM
I've got to say though, it'd be pretty funny if he published them and he had nearly perfect grades. Fox News would have to switch to "Why did Obama only get a B+ in freshman English? Is he hiding something? Is English his second language? DOES HE SPEAK MUSLIM?!"
 
2012-10-24 01:46:47 PM

ourbigdumbmouth: It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.


No, don't feed the troll.
 
2012-10-24 01:47:05 PM

rwfan: skinbubble: "To my satisfaction"

This. Please note everyone that the farking weasel has left himself an out. He isn't going to give shiat to any charity regardless. I swear I would have to spit on that piece of shiat if I saw him on the street.


I actually think he would pay out. Trump knows nothing but PR stunts and if Obama did release those documents Trump would look like a total asshole if he didn't pay up.

/yes, I know he is a total asshole.
//I'm saying he wouldn't set this up just to damage his own image.
 
2012-10-24 01:47:22 PM

hdhale: Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is


HA. No.
 
2012-10-24 01:47:27 PM
So he's a big douche? This isn't a surprise to anyone.
 
2012-10-24 01:47:37 PM

Anthracite: [concern]


Account created: 2012-10-17 23:43:15
 
2012-10-24 01:47:48 PM

KarmicDisaster: Treygreen13: This is stupid and moronic. Trump is a waste of air and a media whore.

But this isn't blackmail.

Is it bribery?


I don't think you could call it bribery either. It's something all-together derpotato.
 
2012-10-24 01:47:49 PM
I can't believe his ass is still chapped from that complete pwnage at the correspondents dinner.

Actually, given his ego to intelligence ratio, I suspect he'll remain butthurt abut that for decades. And all he can retaliate with is impotent foot stamping and teabagger conspiracy derp
 
2012-10-24 01:47:51 PM
I tweeted him asking he make the same offer to Romney for his releasing 10 years of federal tax returns.
 
2012-10-24 01:48:09 PM

hippyneil: Coming up next on Fox News: "Obama blocks $5m donation to kids cancer charity"


If only you were kidding.
 
2012-10-24 01:48:22 PM

theknuckler_33: Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?

can someone tell me please?

Employers can't ask for this information from only SOME of their prospective employees. That would be discrimination. I wonder why this information is suddenly being requested from the black guy with the funny sounding name?


As a voter you can ask for this too, and if either candidate doesn't provide it you can take that into consideration when you vote just like they take that into consideration when you are hired/not hired.
 
2012-10-24 01:48:34 PM

Weaver95: And what about Romney's tax return data? if college transcripts are important, isn't it MORE important for us to see Romney's tax returns?


Vice's piece on the "Mexican Mormon War" featuring Romney relatives is probably more skeevy to part of the electorate than any tax returns could be.

Full disclosure: NOTHING in that news doc should "bother" anyone. It's just hilarious to see his relatives say on camera that the Drug War is worthless and the inherent hypocrisy with Mitt's stance on illegal immigration.
 
2012-10-24 01:48:59 PM

ManateeGag: where is Trump getting $5 million?


Trump fluctuated wildly between "enormously wealthy" and "in bankruptcy court". It's possible he has $5 million right now.
 
2012-10-24 01:49:25 PM
Why does he have a dead rat on his head?
 
2012-10-24 01:49:51 PM
"Make it $5m and showing the American people what you look like without the hairpiece"
 
2012-10-24 01:50:00 PM
I don't really know what to say to assuage Trump, so I guess I'll just say

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 01:50:12 PM
Trump is a farking birther - even the long form birth certificate didn't prove Obama's citizenship "to his satisfaction".

Obama could provide everything Trump asked for, and there's zero chance he'll pay up.

I say ignore Trump, he's just going for maximum trolling irl.
 
2012-10-24 01:50:47 PM

StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records.


That's reasonable.

Obama is our least documented president in history.
 
2012-10-24 01:51:00 PM

Killer Cars: Weaver95: And what about Romney's tax return data? if college transcripts are important, isn't it MORE important for us to see Romney's tax returns?

Vice's piece on the "Mexican Mormon War" featuring Romney relatives is probably more skeevy to part of the electorate than any tax returns could be.

Full disclosure: NOTHING in that news doc should "bother" anyone. It's just hilarious to see his relatives say on camera that the Drug War is worthless and the inherent hypocrisy with Mitt's stance on illegal immigration.


I think people aren't voting for Romney, they're just voting against Obama...which isn't going to help Romney at all. in fact, that's going to actually hurt the GOP more in the long run. even if Romney wins (unlikely but still...follow me on this one) he won't be able to unify his own party behind his agenda...whatever the hell THAT is...
 
2012-10-24 01:51:10 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that there's no way in hell Trump could come up with $5 million in cash within a weeks time, if Obama actually did call his bluff?
 
2012-10-24 01:51:24 PM

Krymson Tyde: I tweeted him asking he make the same offer to Romney for his releasing 10 years of federal tax returns.


Yeah, I can't think of anything in these Obama's record that would make any difference. I can think of thing in Romney's tax returns that would.

This is great by the way. It looks very desperate with no actual thing that even hurts Obama. It's also win/win. Obama can ignore it and it won't hurt him and he could give his records up and it will look good for him.

Wow this is i stupid. Did he not think this through?
 
2012-10-24 01:51:28 PM

unexplained bacon: Admit it birthers

There is no document that exists that would satisfy you.

Any doc that proves Obama is legit must be fake. You'll always demand more because in your gut you just know he's foreign. Facts will never change that.

Pathetic


This. It is a conspiracy theory. How do you know? NO fact could ever convince them they are wrong. Rational people take actual evidence and change their beliefs. Conspiracy theorists take actual facts and claim that the 'bad guy' planted those facts and is able to manipulate the entire world.
 
2012-10-24 01:51:32 PM
Trump must have a Book or a TV Show he is selling....
 
2012-10-24 01:51:34 PM
321 views, 4,363 likes, 8,739 dislikes

What?
 
2012-10-24 01:51:43 PM

macdaddy357: Why does he have a dead rat on his head?


Who said it was dead?
 
2012-10-24 01:51:50 PM
Is this blackmail? He just making an offer. It's a stupid offer but it's still just an offer.
 
2012-10-24 01:52:16 PM

Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.


If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.
 
2012-10-24 01:52:26 PM

Weaver95: I think people aren't voting for Romney, they're just voting against Obama...which isn't going to help Romney at all. in fact, that's going to actually hurt the GOP more in the long run. even if Romney wins (unlikely but still...follow me on this one) he won't be able to unify his own party behind his agenda...whatever the hell THAT is...


^^^ This ^^^ The only thing that's been consistent about Romney is that he hasn't once been Obama.
 
2012-10-24 01:52:35 PM
So what does Mitt Romney think about this? HAHAHAHA
 
2012-10-24 01:52:42 PM

Corvus: Krymson Tyde: I tweeted him asking he make the same offer to Romney for his releasing 10 years of federal tax returns.

Yeah, I can't think of anything in these Obama's record that would make any difference. I can think of thing in Romney's tax returns that would.

This is great by the way. It looks very desperate with no actual thing that even hurts Obama. It's also win/win. Obama can ignore it and it won't hurt him and he could give his records up and it will look good for him.

Wow this is i stupid. Did he not think this through?


We're talking about an individual that had affairs with other women while he was still married. What do you think?
 
2012-10-24 01:52:50 PM

Treygreen13: ManateeGag: where is Trump getting $5 million?

Trump fluctuated wildly between "enormously wealthy" and "in bankruptcy court". It's possible he has $5 million right now.


Trump's name has value. It is debatable if this increases it by 5 mil but if he refused to pay up that would be awful for his brand. Assuming Obama did this, which he won't, I think it is more likely he tries to weasel out of it by saying the full documents weren't released or whatever but since he is an honest guy and a better man than Obama he will stick to his side of the deal. That or he write a big fake check that is tied to some holding company and it never clears. He claims he paid it and it is just a legal problem that will be resolved while said holding company spirals through bankruptcy courts for the next 5 years.
 
2012-10-24 01:52:53 PM

sodomizer: StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records.

That's reasonable.

Obama is our least documented president in history.


False.
 
2012-10-24 01:52:54 PM
Could someone please explain to me how releasing college transcripts as any bearing whatsoever on the ability to govern the laws of a country? If I were a clever man, I would be doing a parody video right now of me calling for Romney to release his records so I could give a candy of his choice to the first baby I see when I walk on the street. Disclaimer: I never go for walks on the street, it's a trick!
 
2012-10-24 01:52:54 PM

hippyneil


frenchcheesemuseum: THE ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.

This implies that Trump invokes a state of terror. I'm not sure that is the case.


THE ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH HUMORISTS.
 
2012-10-24 01:53:12 PM
"...transparent, like other presidents..."
 
2012-10-24 01:53:34 PM

Anti_illuminati: macdaddy357: Why does he have a dead rat on his head?

Who said it was dead?


that which is not dead can eternal lie....Yet with strange aeons even death may die
 
2012-10-24 01:53:42 PM

bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.


bureau.comandantina.com
 
2012-10-24 01:53:47 PM

sodomizer: Obama is our least documented president in history.


What are you talking about? They just put out a documentary on Obama.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-24 01:53:48 PM

SweetSaws: 321 views, 4,363 likes, 8,739 dislikes

What?


Views are updated in a strange way.

A little info on that
 
2012-10-24 01:54:00 PM

xtragrind: Obama was a terrible student in college and benefited greatly from affirmative action.


Even if this was true (and the fact that Obama made Law Review suggests that it is not), so what? He's been president for four years and was a senator before that. You can decide whether or not to vote for him based on what he's done. Who the hell would vote for him right now but wouldn't if they found out he once got a D or benefited from Harvard's desire to have a more diverse law school?
 
2012-10-24 01:54:01 PM

BeatrixK: mightybaldking: What's stupid about this is no one keeps those records.

I have a degree, and I could mail in for a transcript. No problem. I have no clue about my application. Once I was accepted, the application ceased to matter.

I have never kept a copy of my passport application. I handed it over to the dour clerk on the other side of the counter. I've got one current passport, and one expired one.

Even if Obama wanted to comply, I doubt he could.

Yeah - that's what kinda kills me about the birthers: Are they completely unaware as to how said process works?


Think about it for a second; with a few exceptions like Trump, I doubt that there are many birthers who have ever had a passport, so how could they know the details about applying for one? These are a pack of xenophobic dipshiats who hate and fear the outside world. A passport would do them a world of good, but I would wager their response if you offered them a free around-the-world trip would be something along the lines of, "If it ain't Amurrikin, Ah don't want it!"
 
2012-10-24 01:54:07 PM
Thankfully we only have a few weeks left of lolbama's coverup's and we can put this all behind us.
 
2012-10-24 01:54:08 PM

physt: Is this blackmail? He just making an offer. It's a stupid offer but it's still just an offer.


No "Black Male", you know Obama. If your a successful black person in the US to some people something is wrong.
 
2012-10-24 01:54:13 PM
Donald Trump is making a good point. A good point is he making. Point. Good. Made. Book it. Done.
 
2012-10-24 01:54:25 PM
Model Chrissy Teigen:

@chrissyteigen:
"I literally pose half naked for a living and u are still the biggest attention whore I know RT @realDonaldTrump Story will be released today"

brandnewcool.com
 
2012-10-24 01:54:26 PM

skullkrusher: eddiesocket: skullkrusher: kvinesknows: "If all records are given to my satisfaction." nice caveat. which basically means that no matter what he turned over it would not be good enough.

I think this is a win-win for Trump either way.

If BO doesn't give in, Trump gains notoriety as the man who proved that BO is so afraid of his records being made public that he won't release them for charity.
If BO does give in, he is the man who gains notoriety for getting the President to release these records.

In Trump's mind, publicity is an end unto itself. Actually kinda well played on his part for that reason

I really thought you weren't this dumb. Damn.

So dumb that you can't even put into words why, huh? Shocking.


Sigh. You really didn't see this dumb. Question: did anyone give two shiats when Larry Flynt made a nearly identical offer to Romney to release his IRS forms? Obama will ignore Trump. The internet will laugh at Trump. The tea Baggers will WHARRBL at Trump. And the other half of the country won't care at all.
 
2012-10-24 01:54:31 PM

udhq: "...transparent, like other presidents..."


Because the Bush administration was the most transparent EVAR!
 
2012-10-24 01:54:39 PM
Does everyone else note the similarities between this stunt and the insipid "Give Joe the Bird" campaign?
 
2012-10-24 01:54:56 PM

ManateeGag: where is Trump getting $5 million?


Maybe he got a loan and filed bankruptcy? again
 
2012-10-24 01:55:00 PM
This is a net win for Obama, though not a big one. Anyone who take Trump seriously in any way at all is already a lost cause. On the other hand, he makes Republicans in general look stupid just by associating himself with them, so he could drive a few independents away from Romney.

///keep it up Donald
//more birther stuff too, please
 
2012-10-24 01:55:16 PM
Trump's use of weasel-words like "to my satisfaction" and his deadline to actually receive the documents (meaning a slow federal employee could void the deal) make this a no go.

If Obama wants to go ahead with this he should counter-offer with:

- signed contracts - youtube vids don't cut it
- 3rd party arbitration as to the good faith of the actions - not to the final results
- reasonable deadline for Obama to act - not a deadline for documents to be delivered
- money goes into escrow before anything happens
 
2012-10-24 01:55:39 PM

halfof33: Does everyone else note the similarities between this stunt and the insipid "Give Joe the Bird" campaign?


nope! could you further explain this mysterious connection for me?
 
2012-10-24 01:55:45 PM

hdhale: You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for and something resembling facts to back it up.


Bwahahaha! You're a funny little guy,aren't you? Remember his investigative team in Hawaii? The gasbag is a Birther, and that's really all you need to know about his (and by extension, your) capacity for critical thinking...
 
2012-10-24 01:55:46 PM
President Obama is too smart to take this seriously (wrestling with pigs and all that....). But it would be fun if he said

"OKay, I will release those records if Willard Romney and you release ALL the records I have released already (tax and birth certificates) and you then both release with me the same additional records you are asking for....plus you make it 50 million, c'mon it's for a good cause!"
 
2012-10-24 01:56:00 PM

Gentoolive: Thankfully we only have a few weeks left of lolbama's coverup's and we can put this all behind us.


He's hiding what on these records exactly?

Why are you not equally concerned about Romney's records? or his tax records. Obama has shown more information than Romney has, so what makes Obama different and needs to show more?
 
2012-10-24 01:56:05 PM

hippyneil: frenchcheesemuseum: THE ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.

This implies that Trump invokes a state of terror. I'm not sure that is the case.


He invokes terror in me.
 
2012-10-24 01:56:17 PM

SweetSaws: 321 views, 4,363 likes, 8,739 dislikes

What?


Hey, he's a SERIOUS MAN, so people take him SERIOUSLY.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Everyone is asking me to speak more on Robert & Kristen.I don't have time except to say "Robert, drop her, she cheated on you & will again!"

557 Retweets
188 Favorites

1:45 PM - 23 Oct 12
 
2012-10-24 01:56:33 PM
I'm no fan of the sitting president
but fer farks sake!
let's just focus on the stellar job he's done
and less on the derp

choose yer battles, Don
 
2012-10-24 01:56:34 PM

macdaddy357: Why does he have a dead rat on his head?


It's a rare, Myxolydian parasitic brain rat. It crawled up there looking for brains to eat, and starved to death.
 
2012-10-24 01:56:50 PM

sodomizer: StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records.

That's reasonable.

Obama is our least documented president in history.


No other president has ever released his school or passport records.
 
2012-10-24 01:56:56 PM
He should release all records the day after the election. Trump never said he had to do it before.
 
2012-10-24 01:57:14 PM

Aldon: President Obama is too smart to take this seriously (wrestling with pigs and all that....). But it would be fun if he said

"OKay, I will release those records if Willard Romney and you release ALL the records I have released already (tax and birth certificates) and you then both release with me the same additional records you are asking for....plus you make it 50 million, c'mon it's for a good cause!"


He should say that. He should say he will do it if Romney does 10 years of his tax records.
 
2012-10-24 01:57:22 PM

Tigger: If Trump's effective tax rate is 50% then his accountant should be jailed for incompetence.It isn't and you know it isn't.


What it probably means (if there is any reality behind it) is that tax on his income is 50%. Tax on his capital gains and other forms of money coming to him that isn't classed as income is at a rate of probably less than 10% and likely makes up more than 99% of the money he gets each year, meaning his overall tax rate is Romneyesque, but he can use the differing things people think of when the term income is used to pretend he is overtaxed.
 
2012-10-24 01:57:27 PM

Renart: xtragrind: Obama was a terrible student in college and benefited greatly from affirmative action.

Even if this was true (and the fact that Obama made Law Review suggests that it is not), so what? He's been president for four years and was a senator before that. You can decide whether or not to vote for him based on what he's done. Who the hell would vote for him right now but wouldn't if they found out he once got a D or benefited from Harvard's desire to have a more diverse law school?


It probably won't switch anyones vote, but if he benefited from being black in any way they will blast affirmative action and the far right that is already pissed about a black president will be even more pissed. This makes them more likely to drag their ass to a polling place on election day vs ah fark it I am not voting for that rich dude or the black dude.
 
2012-10-24 01:57:29 PM

halfof33: Does everyone else note the similarities between this stunt and the insipid "Give Joe the Bird" campaign?


both involve money to charity?
 
2012-10-24 01:57:34 PM
I don't want to live in a world where this stunt has any affect on the outcome on the election.

This is such a cheesy catch 22. No respectable statesman would take this bait. This is obvious fear mongering targeting the unemployed fat white dudes drinking Coors light on the porch of their double-wide dressed in hunting camo.
 
2012-10-24 01:57:35 PM

Corvus: So what does Mitt Romney think about this? HAHAHAHA


What do you want him to think about it?
 
2012-10-24 01:57:38 PM

CPennypacker: bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.

[bureau.comandantina.com image 316x824]


lol, that's too funny to be real. Does it have sources?
 
2012-10-24 01:57:41 PM

Weaver95: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7398733/80235452#c80235452" target="_blank">halfof33</a>:</b> <i>Does everyone else note the similarities between this stunt and the insipid "Give Joe the Bird" campaign?</i>

nope! could you further explain this mysterious connection for me?


hair is a bird is the only connection i can see. Help us out.
 
2012-10-24 01:57:42 PM

Frozboz: He should release all records the day after the election. Trump never said he had to do it before.


You didn't watch the whole video, did you?
 
2012-10-24 01:57:46 PM
I don't understand. What's up with people's hard on for the guy's college transcripts? What do they think will be found in those records? Is this a normal thing past holders of political office have done?

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here!
 
2012-10-24 01:57:55 PM

ProfessorOhki:
^^^ This ^^^ The only thing that's been consistent about Romney is that he hasn't once been Obama.


He was trying real hard at that last debate, though.
 
2012-10-24 01:58:19 PM
Man the Republicans are really becoming unhinged. First their conspiracies about all the polls and the job numbers, then Ann Coulter and now this.

Y'all gonna lose and that's ok. Ya know come November 7th, if you guys just act like human beings instead of insufferable petty children every single day, the next four years will go alot smoother.
 
2012-10-24 01:58:30 PM
"I'm the President. You're not. fark you."

/over
 
2012-10-24 01:58:52 PM

Treygreen13: Frozboz: He should release all records the day after the election. Trump never said he had to do it before.

You didn't watch the whole video, did you?


DERP. My bad.
 
2012-10-24 01:59:01 PM

NickelP: Treygreen13: ManateeGag: where is Trump getting $5 million?

Trump fluctuated wildly between "enormously wealthy" and "in bankruptcy court". It's possible he has $5 million right now.

Trump's name has value. It is debatable if this increases it by 5 mil but if he refused to pay up that would be awful for his brand. Assuming Obama did this, which he won't, I think it is more likely he tries to weasel out of it by saying the full documents weren't released or whatever but since he is an honest guy and a better man than Obama he will stick to his side of the deal. That or he write a big fake check that is tied to some holding company and it never clears. He claims he paid it and it is just a legal problem that will be resolved while said holding company spirals through bankruptcy courts for the next 5 years.

 
2012-10-24 01:59:03 PM
Obama should troll Trump right back and say that he does not believe that Trump has 5 million dollars. Make Trump put it in an escrow account; Trump will balk because he does not intend to pay.
 
2012-10-24 01:59:33 PM

Slaxl: CPennypacker: bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.

[bureau.comandantina.com image 316x824]

lol, that's too funny to be real. Does it have sources?


This one does

tjshome.com

Are you surprised?
 
2012-10-24 01:59:34 PM
Gee and I thought the Pizza Hut pepperoni or sausage bit was attention whoring.
 
2012-10-24 01:59:42 PM

Slaxl: CPennypacker: bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.

[bureau.comandantina.com image 316x824]

lol, that's too funny to be real. Does it have sources?


It's a fake.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/ballot/stateiq.asp
 
2012-10-24 02:00:35 PM

lordjupiter: "I'm the President. You're not. fark you."

/over


Now now, you're underestimating the President's god-like trolling abilities. If the President were to respond, he'd do it in such a way that he'll make Trump look like an ass...again.
 
2012-10-24 02:00:53 PM
So Trump could be saving kids with cancer but is letting them die for political reasons?

Screw this guy! I don't suppose we can start a charity to raise $5 million, can we?

/I was already impressed, $5 million would astound me.
 
2012-10-24 02:00:54 PM

Anthracite: Derp


Half a dozen responses to a brand new account spewing concern troll mouthpoop all over the thread? Well done, i guess.
 
2012-10-24 02:01:11 PM
i heard it was Michelle Obama filing for divorce... Even then, who cares.... she changed her mind.
 
2012-10-24 02:01:12 PM

natas6.0: I'm no fan of the sitting president
but fer farks sake!
let's just focus on the stellar job he's done
and less on the derp

choose yer battles, Don


I agree. Like:

Taking out Osama Bin Laden
Taking the economy from the biggest collapse since the great depression to an economy that is adding job for the last few years.
Getting rid of Qadaffi without putting US troops in danger.
Ending the war in Iraq.
Getting rid of DADT
All while continuing to lower the deficit which was around 1.6 Trillion when he got into office. (FY 2009 budget presented by Bush)

Obama has hit it out of the park.
 
2012-10-24 02:01:26 PM
My thinking:

1) The Hair was going to release some type of Obama divorce records, as reported.

2) Mitt, or some surrogate, told The Hair, in no uncertain terms, that it was an idiotic idea and it would actually end up helping Obama, not hurting him.

3) The Hair came up with Plan B - The Transcript offer at the last minute since he had to come up with *something.*
 
2012-10-24 02:01:28 PM
img.myconfinedspace.com
 
2012-10-24 02:01:38 PM

KarmicDisaster: Obama should troll Trump right back and say that he does not believe that Trump has 5 million dollars. Make Trump put it in an escrow account; Trump will balk because he does not intend to pay.


that would be pretty funny, wher bank cerifcate??! wheer!??!!
 
2012-10-24 02:01:40 PM

eddiesocket: sodomizer: StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records.

That's reasonable.

Obama is our least documented president in history.

No other president has ever released his school or passport records.


No other president was black either. Just sayin'.
 
2012-10-24 02:01:40 PM
I'm going to just go ahead and call it that Donald's a secret Democrat and is doing this to push more moderates toward the left and ensure Obama gets re-elected.

Because the alternative is just to farking stupid to believe it's actually genuine.
 
2012-10-24 02:02:00 PM

Headso: both involve money to charity?


CLOSE!

both are cynical partisan stunts that exploit charities.

Pretty good though, Headso
 
2012-10-24 02:02:01 PM
keep talking Donald your helping the repub cause
 
2012-10-24 02:02:05 PM
So, if Obama comes up with the info, and Trump pays out 5 Million, he will then turn around and write that donation off of his taxes and the people lose again.
Typical Republican.

Obama should come back with "You have a deal only if you are not going to write that amount off to be putting it on the the taxpayers shoulders".
 
2012-10-24 02:02:14 PM

tylerdurden217


This is obvious fear mongering targeting the unemployed fat white dudes drinking Coors light on the porch of their double-wide dressed in hunting camo.


Ooooh, a double wide! Those Lucky Duckies!
 
2012-10-24 02:02:14 PM
Aw I been had. Retracted
 
2012-10-24 02:02:42 PM

T.rex: i heard it was Michelle Obama filing for divorce... Even then, who cares.... she changed her mind.


That would of at least been like a 2 out of 5 on the Meh meter. This is just wild birther speculation.
 
2012-10-24 02:02:51 PM

CPennypacker: Slaxl: CPennypacker: bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.

[bureau.comandantina.com image 316x824]

lol, that's too funny to be real. Does it have sources?

This one does

[tjshome.com image 365x790]

Are you surprised?


One can never be too careful when internets are involved.

Treygreen13: Slaxl: CPennypacker: bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.

[bureau.comandantina.com image 316x824]

lol, that's too funny to be real. Does it have sources?

It's a fake.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/ballot/stateiq.asp


Shucks.
 
2012-10-24 02:02:57 PM
img1-cdn.newser.com
 
2012-10-24 02:02:59 PM

Headso: KarmicDisaster: Obama should troll Trump right back and say that he does not believe that Trump has 5 million dollars. Make Trump put it in an escrow account; Trump will balk because he does not intend to pay.

that would be pretty funny, wher bank cerifcate??! wheer!??!!


That *would* be good...
 
2012-10-24 02:03:15 PM

halfof33: both are cynical partisan stunts that exploit charities.


lol
 
2012-10-24 02:03:35 PM

jasimo: My thinking:

1) The Hair was going to release some type of Obama divorce records, as reported.

2) Mitt, or some surrogate, told The Hair, in no uncertain terms, that it was an idiotic idea and it would actually end up helping Obama, not hurting him.

3) The Hair came up with Plan B - The Transcript offer at the last minute since he had to come up with *something.*


You know maybe. I almost think Trump can't be so stupid this was his plan in the first place. But I could be wrong.
 
2012-10-24 02:03:42 PM

sodomizer: That's reasonable.

Obama is our least documented president in history.


Account created: 2012-09-26 09:32:56
 
2012-10-24 02:03:45 PM

Headso: KarmicDisaster: Obama should troll Trump right back and say that he does not believe that Trump has 5 million dollars. Make Trump put it in an escrow account; Trump will balk because he does not intend to pay.

that would be pretty funny, wher bank cerifcate??! wheer!??!!


Also Trump would panic if they tried to set conditions for the release of the money from the escrow account. So many years of official transcripts, Passport application (If that is even available). Trump does not intend to pay and won't want to agree to any of it.
 
2012-10-24 02:03:45 PM

sodomizer: StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records.

That's reasonable.

Obama is our least documented president in history.


Who is our second least? Who is the most documented?
 
2012-10-24 02:03:54 PM

CPennypacker: bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.

[bureau.comandantina.com image 316x824]


Dude - you know that chart is fake, right?
 
2012-10-24 02:04:00 PM

StewMcG: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)

"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.

Trump's a total waste of oxygen. Also, does he even have $5 million?


His bankruptcy trustee may frown on these shenanigans
 
2012-10-24 02:04:02 PM
Donate to a charity that Rosie O' Donell Supports

"Rosie's Theater Kids" and her "For All the Kids Foundation"

Just to double-shame that windbag.
 
2012-10-24 02:04:14 PM

AKTurkey: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 450x286]


patdollard.com

That's Obama Bin Laden sir....
 
2012-10-24 02:04:28 PM

Corvus: Aldon: President Obama is too smart to take this seriously (wrestling with pigs and all that....). But it would be fun if he said

"OKay, I will release those records if Willard Romney and you release ALL the records I have released already (tax and birth certificates) and you then both release with me the same additional records you are asking for....plus you make it 50 million, c'mon it's for a good cause!"

He should say that. He should say he will do it if Romney does 10 years of his tax records.


Right, I should be no problem for Willard Romney to match the records already released by "least transparent President in history" that we "know nothing about".
 
2012-10-24 02:04:30 PM

halfof33: Headso: both involve money to charity?

CLOSE!

both are cynical partisan stunts that exploit charities.

Pretty good though, Headso


Except in one the money is definitely going to charity, as much as can be found. In the other none goes to charity.
See how different they really are?
 
2012-10-24 02:04:44 PM

jasimo: My thinking:

1) The Hair was going to release some type of Obama divorce records, as reported.

2) Mitt, or some surrogate, told The Hair, in no uncertain terms, that it was an idiotic idea and it would actually end up helping Obama, not hurting him.

3) The Hair came up with Plan B - The Transcript offer at the last minute since he had to come up with *something.*


Yeah the whole "Some one saved their marriage therefore he is a bad person" is idiotic. But someone like Trump probably doesn't get that.
 
2012-10-24 02:04:57 PM
Came here to say Trump is an idiot but someone may have beaten me to that.
 
2012-10-24 02:05:04 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: CPennypacker: bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.

[bureau.comandantina.com image 316x824]

Dude - you know that chart is fake, right?


I do now, check a few posts up.

Believable as hell though
 
2012-10-24 02:05:13 PM

CPennypacker: Aw I been had. Retracted


Good on ya for coming back to admit it was wrong.

The flaw with the whole "states who vote against candidate are dumb" argument is that the next election cycle if your candidate wins that state, then you've stated they're all morons and they voted for you.
 
2012-10-24 02:05:14 PM
www.blogcdn.com
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have as much money as you do. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my transcripts go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will dronekill you.
 
2012-10-24 02:06:11 PM

halfof33: Does everyone else note the similarities between this stunt and the insipid "Give Joe the Bird" campaign?


I'm trying, but having an admittedly hard time.

Single source funding v. Crowdsourced funding
Demanding something v. Not demanding anything
Single attention whore v. I have no idea who's running it
Holding a donation hostage v. Donating regardless of outcome
Done out of being an asshat v. Done in good humor
Sad v. Funny

I must be missing something obvious here. Ooh ooh, is it that both have had threads on Fark? Hello? Is this thing on?
 
2012-10-24 02:06:12 PM

sodomizer: StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records.

That's reasonable.

Obama is our least documented president in history.


But Obama has shown 12 years of his tax records, Romney refuses to do that. So Romney can't even match the " least documented president in history"?

Wow Romney is the worst person ever!
 
2012-10-24 02:06:18 PM

Treygreen13: SweetSaws: 321 views, 4,363 likes, 8,739 dislikes

What?

Views are updated in a strange way.

A little info on that


Ah interesting. Thanks for that.
 
2012-10-24 02:06:24 PM
If I'm Obama, I answer with a video saying, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't find all of those records, because really, who the heck keeps track of things like their application to college from 30 years ago? But since I can't comply to Donald Trump's "satisfaction", I will go ahead and donate five million dollars of my own money to several different charities, anyway, since Donald Trump apparently doesn't want to donate to these charities without some sort of personal gain for himself."

Done. Bam.
 
2012-10-24 02:06:30 PM

make me some tea: It seems apparent that no one gave a shiat about this Trump thing except the internet. My mom listens to talk radio all day, every day, and hadn't heard about it at all.


Because most aren't reporting about it.. Everyone finally said enough is enough
 
2012-10-24 02:06:54 PM
Who does Trump think he is?

You can't do that kind of thing And if you do, and the person gives in, then it opens the door for more people to do the same.

If Obama gave in people would STILL deny that his transcripts are real. Releasing his birth certificate didn't do anything to stop people from thinking he wasn't born here. The president isn't a puppet you can just make do what you want.

If people are so upset about Obama not giving into this creep and charity not getting their money, then set up a donation fund to give a charity 5 million dollars or as much as you can get. How can people even think "OMG Obama is denying money to charity!" When Trump could give them the money anyway.

And why isn't he concerned about Romney's tax records? I don't remember any other president having to release college records or birth certificates, but tax records they have.
 
2012-10-24 02:07:11 PM

Aldon: Right, I should be no problem for Willard Romney to match the records already released by "least transparent President in history" that we "know nothing about".


I have found that cognitive dissonance is not a strong point of the GOP.
 
2012-10-24 02:07:21 PM

alizeran: feckingmorons:

/bing for a change of pace

[i48.tinypic.com image 499x279]


Yeah but I earned 5 cents for that link.
 
2012-10-24 02:07:52 PM
I have to say I was happy when I first heard about this, but only because my first thought was "ooh, this'll make for a great Fark thread."

Thanks for not letting me down, Farkers.
 
2012-10-24 02:08:36 PM

Slaxl: Except in one the money is definitely going to charity, as much as can be found. In the other none goes to charity.
See how different they really are?


Ah, one cynical political stunt is serious, while Trump's is not?

Seems like you are assuming something about Trump, but that is cool I think he is a douche too.
 
2012-10-24 02:09:09 PM
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2012-10-24 02:09:16 PM

Anti_illuminati: That hair certainly terrifies the bejesus out of me.


What I don't understand is how he manages such an epic combover with no anchor point in the forward center of his head. You know he has to be bald, but what's holding that hair in place near his forehead? Glue?
 
2012-10-24 02:09:49 PM

Corvus: sodomizer: StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records.

That's reasonable.

Obama is our least documented president in history.

But Obama has shown 12 years of his tax records, Romney refuses to do that. So Romney can't even match the " least documented president in history"?

Wow Romney is the worst person ever!


Romney is the worst documented presidential candidate ever. No birth certificate, no taxes, no transcripts, no passport application. History's greatest monster.
 
2012-10-24 02:09:49 PM

eddiesocket: Sigh. You really didn't see this dumb. Question: did anyone give two shiats when Larry Flynt made a nearly identical offer to Romney to release his IRS forms? Obama will ignore Trump. The internet will laugh at Trump. The tea Baggers will WHARRBL at Trump. And the other half of the country won't care at all.


and what does Donald Trump like more than his name in the news? Nothing. Either way, he gets a boost to his publicity and a reason to talk about himself. Sigh indeed.
 
2012-10-24 02:10:03 PM
speaker7.files.wordpress.com
www.whitneysoup.com

i2.squidoocdn.com
 
2012-10-24 02:10:11 PM

NickelP: It probably won't switch anyones vote, but if he benefited from being black in any way they will blast affirmative action and the far right that is already pissed about a black president will be even more pissed. This makes them more likely to drag their ass to a polling place on election day vs ah fark it I am not voting for that rich dude or the black dude.


Sigh, you're probably right. Remember when these same people told us such things didn't matter when C-student and legacy admission George W. Bush was president?

(And to be clear, I actually agreed back then, too. Grades don't necessarily mean much for future careers. Bush was an awful president and probably would have been even if he made straight A's.)
 
2012-10-24 02:10:22 PM
That thing on Trump's head needs to die.
 
2012-10-24 02:11:37 PM
About time someone did something to expose this fraud of a president.
 
2012-10-24 02:11:54 PM
To commemorate the seriousness of Trump's announcement, let me ruin Aladdin for the SNES for you with this funny picture.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 02:12:10 PM

KarmicDisaster: Corvus: sodomizer: StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records.

That's reasonable.

Obama is our least documented president in history.

But Obama has shown 12 years of his tax records, Romney refuses to do that. So Romney can't even match the " least documented president in history"?

Wow Romney is the worst person ever!

Romney is the worst documented presidential candidate ever. No birth certificate, no taxes, no transcripts, no passport application. History's greatest monster.


Obviously the people on the right complaining about Obama's lack of documentation will refuse to vote for Romney riiiiiight?

OR it's some BS partisan BS that they are making two separate standards one for Obama and a lower standard for Romney.
 
2012-10-24 02:12:21 PM

CPennypacker: Slaxl: CPennypacker: bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.

[bureau.comandantina.com image 316x824]

lol, that's too funny to be real. Does it have sources?

This one does

[tjshome.com image 365x790]

Are you surprised?


i466.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 02:12:48 PM

Epoch_Zero: [www.blogcdn.com image 425x326]
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have as much money as you do. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my transcripts go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will dronekill you.


Or....

www.blogcdn.com 

i78.photobucket.com

i78.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 02:13:14 PM
SUMMARY FOR PEOPLE BLOCKED FROM YOUTUBE:

Basically, Donald Trump says he'll give $5mil to a charity of the President's choosing if he releases his college applications, records, and later in the video he adds passport records, to "his satisfaction."

He starts off by saying that he was privileged to be a part of the effort to get the President to release his long-form birth certificate. But, he notes, this President is the least transparent of them all and he needs to release his college records.

Commentary: In other words, "What I did before seemed to work so I'll try it again." For those of you wondering why he would want the college records, from what I've read before, some people seem to think there will be something worthy for birthers/teabaggers in Obama's college applications, such as what he might say about his background story (e.g. "I was born in Kenya...") or what he claims regarding race (whatever difference that makes). They seem to think that he would have said some damning stuff in those applications that he doesn't want people to see now.

I think that is the gist: he wants the President to release these records by 5pm on Oct 31 which will trigger an "immediate" sending of a check (or checks) to the charity (or charities) of the President's choice. Trump says this will satisfy him "totally" (I doubt it) as well as the American people. Also, he stressed the records must be "complete" and "to his satisfaction". In other words, there is a hole in his promise of a donation to charity big enough to drive a truck through.
 
2012-10-24 02:13:26 PM
All that money and his staff can't even get the white balance on the camera correct?
 
2012-10-24 02:13:59 PM
$5mil is chump change for that farktard, why not hand over $5mil preemptively to prove he's serious?
 
2012-10-24 02:14:00 PM

lantawa: CPennypacker: Slaxl: CPennypacker: bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.

[bureau.comandantina.com image 316x824]

lol, that's too funny to be real. Does it have sources?

This one does

[tjshome.com image 365x790]

Are you surprised?

[i466.photobucket.com image 365x1023]


wtf...
 
2012-10-24 02:14:16 PM

Kittypie070: That thing on Trump's head needs to die.


Oh, it died years ago. All the bodily fluids seeped out and hardened it to his skull. It's headkill.
 
2012-10-24 02:14:29 PM

wiwille: All that money and his staff can't even get the white balance on the camera correct?


All that money and he can't afford staff that will tell him that doing stuff like this makes him look like a stupid windbag?
 
2012-10-24 02:14:42 PM

Rann Xerox: Epoch_Zero: [www.blogcdn.com image 425x326]
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have as much money as you do. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my transcripts go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will dronekill you.

Or....

[www.blogcdn.com image 425x326] 

[i78.photobucket.com image 510x403]

[i78.photobucket.com image 300x225]


thatsracist.jpg
 
2012-10-24 02:14:47 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: About time someone did something to expose this fraud of a president.


Fraud?
 
2012-10-24 02:15:11 PM

Kittypie070: That thing on Trump's head needs to die.


the thing inside already did.
 
2012-10-24 02:15:12 PM

skullkrusher: lantawa: CPennypacker: Slaxl: CPennypacker: bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.

[bureau.comandantina.com image 316x824]

lol, that's too funny to be real. Does it have sources?

This one does

[tjshome.com image 365x790]

Are you surprised?

[i466.photobucket.com image 365x1023]

wtf...


Ya I dunno
 
2012-10-24 02:15:26 PM

Kittypie070: That thing on Trump's head neck needs to die.


FTFY
 
2012-10-24 02:16:45 PM

Alien Robot: CPennypacker: There is a 2% chance he would actually make this donation.

It's tax-deductible. Of course he would.


Tax deductible donations don't save you money over not donating anything at all.
 
2012-10-24 02:16:49 PM

GameSprocket: So Trump could be saving kids with cancer but is letting them die for political reasons?

Screw this guy! I don't suppose we can start a charity to raise $5 million, can we?

/I was already impressed, $5 million would astound me.


Or, Obama could just release the records and save a bunch of cancer-stricken children. But he's too selfish and callous to do that. It's all just politics to him!
 
2012-10-24 02:17:58 PM
I thought we didn't negotiate with terrorists. Also, I thought extortion was illegal.
 
2012-10-24 02:18:16 PM

CPennypacker: wiwille: All that money and his staff can't even get the white balance on the camera correct?

All that money and he can't afford staff that will tell him that doing stuff like this makes him look like a stupid windbag?


Considering Trump's calling card is the act of shiatcanning someone, he doesn't strike me as the kind of dude that takes criticism well.
 
2012-10-24 02:18:33 PM
Well, maybe a reverse sort of extortion.
 
2012-10-24 02:18:39 PM
Trump: Obama is the least transparent president in history.

NIXON, YOU DOLT!!!
 
2012-10-24 02:19:03 PM
The real question is. Has anyone confirmed if the President is black yet?
 
2012-10-24 02:19:09 PM
Sure! Let's make this an even swap: Obama releases that information, and Romney releases more tax information. Seems fair?
 
2012-10-24 02:19:12 PM
This country is completely farking insane.
 
2012-10-24 02:19:19 PM
Love the Trump. Fark is an ass. This is an 'offer" you unadulterated liberal idiots, not blackmail. Obama can choose to accept it or reject it. If he has nothing to hide he will release his records. If he is covering up then he will refuse/not respond. Romney was hounded for tax records and there was no protest from idiot liberals. Level playing field? Not if you follow Fark jerkwads. Show it or shut up.
 
2012-10-24 02:19:29 PM

feckingmorons: ourbigdumbmouth: It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.

Yeah, while riding a unicorn and giving out government cheese.


yeah I mean he is going to cut income tax revenues by 20%,cut capital gains,eliminate estate taxes,cut corporate taxes and add 2 trillion to the defense budget and it's revenue neutral. won't cost you a thing. and it will create 12 million more jobs than the 12 million projected using Obama's plan. all of it paid for because Romney is just that brilliant.
 
2012-10-24 02:19:36 PM

styckx: make me some tea: It seems apparent that no one gave a shiat about this Trump thing except the internet. My mom listens to talk radio all day, every day, and hadn't heard about it at all.

Because most aren't reporting about it.. Everyone finally said enough is enough


That's a good thing.
 
2012-10-24 02:19:39 PM

Renart: NickelP: It probably won't switch anyones vote, but if he benefited from being black in any way they will blast affirmative action and the far right that is already pissed about a black president will be even more pissed. This makes them more likely to drag their ass to a polling place on election day vs ah fark it I am not voting for that rich dude or the black dude.

Sigh, you're probably right. Remember when these same people told us such things didn't matter when C-student and legacy admission George W. Bush was president?

(And to be clear, I actually agreed back then, too. Grades don't necessarily mean much for future careers. Bush was an awful president and probably would have been even if he made straight A's.)


The same people that had no problem with a legacy C student who obviously took a space at Harvard from someone who was more qualified are foaming at the mouth at the prospect that an Honor student at Havard might have gotten in through affirmative action (Obama).

/President Obama graduated from Harvard with higher honors than Willard Mitt Romney did.
 
2012-10-24 02:19:49 PM
Also, (and I'm sure this idea has been posted upthread)....

This is a PERFECT opportunity for some notable wealthy Democratic supporter, such as George Clooney or Stephen Spielberg, to offer $10 million for Mitt to release the last 10 years of his tax records.

10 for 10!! 10 for 10!!! 10 for 10!!!! 10 for 10!! 10 for 10!!! 10 for 10!!!! 10 for 10!! 10 for 10!!! 10 for 10!!!! 10 for 10!! 10 for 10!!! 10 for 10!!!! 10 for 10!! 10 for 10!!! 10 for 10!!!! 10 for 10!! 10 for 10!!! 10 for 10!!!!

I think your average voter is much more interested in Mitt's tax records of two years ago than they are of Obama's 30-year-old school transcripts. 

And, once again, the Hair does his part for the Democratic Party
 
2012-10-24 02:19:49 PM
Could it be Obama put "born outside the country" on his college applications? Same with his passport?

Whatever, Trump said he would write the check. He didn't say he would have the money in the account to cover it.

It's a win-win for Trump. I'm sure he already gives a certain amount to charity for tax purposes. Instead of giving to his causes, he gives to Obama's. Net output = same amount he would have paid anyway.
 
2012-10-24 02:20:10 PM

Rwa2play: lordjupiter: "I'm the President. You're not. fark you."

/over

Now now, you're underestimating the President's god-like trolling abilities. If the President were to respond, he'd do it in such a way that he'll make Trump look like an ass...again.



"I'm the leader of the free world"
 
2012-10-24 02:20:27 PM

wiwille: All that money and his staff can't even get the white balance on the camera correct?


In their defense, they are trying to appeal to the whitest audience possible.
 
2012-10-24 02:20:52 PM
Remember how Bloom County ended?

Donald Trump gets severely injured by his own yacht dropping its anchor on him by accident, and his brain is put into Bill the Cat's body to save him. Trump is then ostracized by his wife, financial empire, and is reduced to eating raw turnips to survive. He then pulls himself together, claws his way back to financial greatness, buys the comic strip, and fires everyone (receiving a pie in the face from Opus when he announces this).

And somehow it's more believable and less insane than the reality of this sack of shiat.
 
2012-10-24 02:21:11 PM

Solchie: What is the deal with people demanding his college transcripts? What mysteries to they think they hide? College transcripts are not the holy grail, and aren't going to reveal anything Earth-shattering. "OMG.. he only got a C in the 3D art class he took his sopohomore year! Get the pitchforks!"

I can only assume that Trump believes he has found a way to make money by publically being an asshole (well, a larger asshole that usual).


They want to prove that he was an average student that benefited from affirmative action candidate in college. Because if affirmative action is what got him into college that proves that it was affirmative action that got him the presidency.
 
2012-10-24 02:21:21 PM

legalgus: DERP.


Login: legalgus
Fark account number: 816334
Account created: 2012-09-28 23:46:02


we got a lot of these this year, don't we.
 
2012-10-24 02:21:22 PM
That just changed my vote from Romney to 0bama....shut the fark up Donnie.
 
2012-10-24 02:21:42 PM

gadian: I thought we didn't negotiate with terrorists. Also, I thought extortion was illegal.


this isn't extortion. It's not blackmail. It is a bribe but not of the illegal variety.
 
2012-10-24 02:21:45 PM
i86.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 02:21:51 PM

Weaver95: udhq: "...transparent, like other presidents..."

Because the Bush administration was the most transparent EVAR!


I'm not one to hear dog whistles, but in my book, anyone who uttered the words "birth certificate" after 2009 is flat out a white supremacist, Trump included.

This makes me hear the words "transparent, like other presidents" a little differently.....
 
2012-10-24 02:22:22 PM

ManateeGag: legalgus: DERP.

Login: legalgus
Fark account number: 816334
Account created: 2012-09-28 23:46:02

we got a lot of these this year, don't we.


it's like they show up every 4 years. I can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe something to do with leap year :)
 
2012-10-24 02:22:25 PM

jonjr215: SNL should have fun with this one.


Do people still watch that show?
 
2012-10-24 02:22:30 PM

BunkoSquad: [images.wjla.com image 606x404]


What is Romney doing? Giving the Dumbald a hand job?
 
2012-10-24 02:22:51 PM

skullkrusher: It is a bribe but not of the illegal variety.


So he's a lobbyist?
 
2012-10-24 02:23:19 PM

jasimo: I think your average voter is much more interested in Mitt's tax records of two years ago than they are of Obama's 30-year-old school transcripts Honey Boo Boo and what celebrities name their babies.


FTFY 

Sadly, the "average voter" isn't here debating, they're making right-turns from the left lane and trying their hardest to figure out how to open child-proof bottles.

Winning the vote of "average voters" is a marketing campaign of a face with a passing link to one overarching political ideologies.
 
2012-10-24 02:23:23 PM

Apos: [fc00.deviantart.net image 720x479]
[fc00.deviantart.net image 720x479]


Dude, slow it down a little bit. Some of us are epileptics you know. Thanks.
 
2012-10-24 02:23:23 PM

make me some tea: styckx: make me some tea: It seems apparent that no one gave a shiat about this Trump thing except the internet. My mom listens to talk radio all day, every day, and hadn't heard about it at all.

Because most aren't reporting about it.. Everyone finally said enough is enough

That's a good thing.


I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.
 
2012-10-24 02:23:57 PM

lordjupiter: "I'm the leader of the free world"


I'm saving that link for future use.
 
2012-10-24 02:24:13 PM

skullkrusher: ManateeGag: legalgus: DERP.

Login: legalgus
Fark account number: 816334
Account created: 2012-09-28 23:46:02

we got a lot of these this year, don't we.

it's like they show up every 4 years. I can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe something to do with leap year :)


"Least transparent" is Teaparty code talk for "Black". Get it?
 
2012-10-24 02:24:14 PM
frothygirlz.com
 
2012-10-24 02:24:43 PM

Epoch_Zero: skullkrusher: It is a bribe but not of the illegal variety.

So he's a lobbyist?


you're fired

/as my alt
 
2012-10-24 02:24:50 PM
Seriously; why does anyone care?

Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.

Even if all of that was faked; you'd never be able to prove it now anyway. Obama has the entire farking CIA and FBI to do his bidding.

Can we focus on actual issues? Like voter intimidation that wasn't ever prosecuted? Citation, in case you forgot

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/14/AR201 0 071405880.html
 
2012-10-24 02:25:27 PM
RESIGN NOW OBAMMY!
 
2012-10-24 02:25:37 PM

ToxicMunkee: I demand to see Obama's crayon drawings from 2nd grade. Only then will he be truly transparent.


I want to see his finger paintings from Kindergarten. Not only that, I want CSI out there
fingerprinting them for comparison.
 
2012-10-24 02:25:40 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Contrabulous Flabtraption: About time someone did something to expose this fraud of a president.

Fraud?


"About time"?

Sure, because the last 4-5 years have not included ANY batshiat crazy people coming up with insane conspiracies about the President. None. About time.
 
2012-10-24 02:25:46 PM
Trump: The Least Charitable Billionaire Link 
 
2012-10-24 02:26:29 PM

cameroncrazy1984: My favorite thing would be if Obama does this, there's nothing of note in any of it, and he makes Trump donate to a Young Democrats of America.


FIFY
 
2012-10-24 02:26:34 PM

legalgus: Love the Trump. Fark is an ass. This is an 'offer" you unadulterated liberal idiots, not blackmail. Obama can choose to accept it or reject it. If he has nothing to hide he will release his records. If he is covering up then he will refuse/not respond. Romney was hounded for tax records and there was no protest from idiot liberals. Level playing field? Not if you follow Fark jerkwads. Show it or shut up.


Tax returns from someone claiming that he's taxed too much (and is also running for highest and most powerful office in the country with part of his platform being to cut taxes on rich people like himself) matters. You tell us how high school records are in any way relevant to this.
 
2012-10-24 02:26:38 PM

lantawa: I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.


No, no it isn't. You're just dumb.
 
2012-10-24 02:26:49 PM

iheartscotch: Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.


wow... everything in that paragraph is wrong
 
2012-10-24 02:27:08 PM
Well maybe we as a country should vote for someone else besides both of those jack offs. That's the problem though, none of you will.
 
2012-10-24 02:27:12 PM

Goldstein: He sounds like a Bond villain.


More like a "Get Smart" villain.

/ Would you believe...?
 
2012-10-24 02:27:24 PM
Ok.. Legit question

Who is the bigger attention whore.. Donald Trump.. Or Gene Simmons.

GO!
 
2012-10-24 02:27:43 PM

Hobodeluxe: feckingmorons: ourbigdumbmouth: It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.

Yeah, while riding a unicorn and giving out government cheese.

yeah I mean he is going to cut income tax revenues by 20%,cut capital gains,eliminate estate taxes,cut corporate taxes and add 2 trillion to the defense budget and it's revenue neutral. won't cost you a thing. and it will create 12 million more jobs than the 12 million projected using Obama's plan. all of it paid for because Romney is just that brilliant.


Yes, thank goodness. Isn't it great?
 
2012-10-24 02:28:23 PM

Epoch_Zero: lantawa: I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.

No, no it isn't. You're just dumb.


You. Stop compulsively acting like a dick.
 
2012-10-24 02:28:47 PM

lantawa: Epoch_Zero: lantawa: I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.

No, no it isn't. You're just dumb.

You. Stop compulsively acting like a dick.


Stop being dumb.
 
2012-10-24 02:29:27 PM

iheartscotch: Seriously; why does anyone care?

Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.

Even if all of that was faked; you'd never be able to prove it now anyway. Obama has the entire farking CIA and FBI to do his bidding.

Can we focus on actual issues? Like voter intimidation that wasn't ever prosecuted? Citation, in case you forgot

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/14/AR201 0 071405880.html


I forgot about that. I remember somebody on Fark called me a fascist (or something equally nasty, it's been a while) when I pointed out that carrying a weapon in public like that was illegal regardless of your political leanings.

Not sure what it has to do with Obama or the election, though. Obviously guys hanging out in front of polling places dressed in uniform wielding nightsticks is something you don't want. But that's a matter of punishing an individual and really doesn't have any bearing on the election imo.
 
2012-10-24 02:29:27 PM
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2012-10-24 02:29:28 PM

Soup4Bonnie: I think it's a shrewd move by Trump to renew interest in getting Romney's tax returns released. He's a deep thinker.


I really hope this will backfire and there will be a renewed interest in getting Romney's tax returns. I know I've already posted on my Facebook about how I'm still waiting for them.
 
2012-10-24 02:29:44 PM

iheartscotch: Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.


long story short, the way citizenship worked when BO was born, if he hadn't been born in HI he would not have been a natural born citizen because of his mom's age and his dad's non-citizen status.

Fortunately, he was so it's moo. MOO I SAYS.
 
2012-10-24 02:29:57 PM

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2012-10-24 02:30:04 PM

halfof33: iheartscotch: Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.

wow... everything in that paragraph is wrong


You think he's not a citizen because he's the first black president. Get over your retarded racism and do something with your life.
 
2012-10-24 02:30:04 PM
Blackmail. What. A. Tool.
 
2012-10-24 02:30:43 PM

BiblioTech: Soup4Bonnie: I think it's a shrewd move by Trump to renew interest in getting Romney's tax returns released. He's a deep thinker.

I really hope this will backfire and there will be a renewed interest in getting Romney's tax returns. I know I've already posted on my Facebook about how I'm still waiting for them.


Anyone want to know why Facebook is going into the toilet? shiat like this.
 
2012-10-24 02:30:43 PM

Epoch_Zero: lantawa: Epoch_Zero: lantawa: I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.

No, no it isn't. You're just dumb.

You. Stop compulsively acting like a dick.

Stop being dumb.


Heh.
 
2012-10-24 02:31:14 PM

legalgus: Love the Trump. Fark is an ass. This is an 'offer" you unadulterated liberal idiots, not blackmail. Obama can choose to accept it or reject it. If he has nothing to hide he will release his records. If he is covering up then he will refuse/not respond. Romney was hounded for tax records and there was no protest from idiot liberals. Level playing field? Not if you follow Fark jerkwads. Show it or shut up.


I will donate $5 to charity if you post your complete school transcripts in this thread. If you have nothing to hide, you will.
 
2012-10-24 02:31:14 PM

BiblioTech: Soup4Bonnie: I think it's a shrewd move by Trump to renew interest in getting Romney's tax returns released. He's a deep thinker.

I really hope this will backfire and there will be a renewed interest in getting Romney's tax returns. I know I've already posted on my Facebook about how I'm still waiting for them.


Perhaps a wealthy left wing attention whore will make the same offer to Mittens.
Now that I think about it, that would be rather lulzy. DO IT.

/looking at you, Michael Moore
 
2012-10-24 02:31:29 PM

Theory Of Null: The onion is on it. http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man,3 0 077/


That ending! I think the Onion writers are getting more exasperated with the high levels of bullshiat in the media these days.
 
2012-10-24 02:31:49 PM

lantawa: Epoch_Zero: lantawa: I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.

No, no it isn't. You're just dumb.

You. Stop compulsively acting like a dick.


It's not in any way thought provoking. It is the cheapest attention whoring and can be used to make an "issue" out of anything, and his stipulation that the records are "to his satisfaction" mean very little considering how Obama's birth certificate thing has been received.
 
2012-10-24 02:32:13 PM
yeah that will happen about the same time that farktard rmoney releases his tax returns. It's a deflection technique. nothing more than to harass the president and create annoying doubts in the minds of undecided voters.


the note of, "to my satisfaction" allows for him to simply say I am not satisfied and disregard the offer of 5 million while keeping the money. Coming from a guy that brags about blantantly illegal business actions and hosing people I would highly doubt he would ever donate the money.

only charities that ever see his cash are operated by the wives of his friends.

Also, anything that obama releases will be manipulated in so many ways that it's absurd to say it would be to anyone's benefit.
 
2012-10-24 02:32:22 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7398733/80236199#c80236199" target="_blank">legalgus</a>:</b> <i>Love the Trump. Fark is an ass. This is an 'offer" you unadulterated liberal idiots, not blackmail. Obama can choose to accept it or reject it. If he has nothing to hide he will release his records. If he is covering up then he will refuse/not respond. Romney was hounded for tax records and there was no protest from idiot liberals. Level playing field? Not if you follow Fark jerkwads. Show it or shut up.</i>

Tax returns from someone claiming that he's taxed too much (and is also running for highest and most powerful office in the country with part of his platform being to cut taxes on rich people like himself) matters. You tell us how high school records are in any way relevant to this.


Also I don't recall anyone using the less fortunate as leverage to get those tax returns.
 
2012-10-24 02:32:39 PM

styckx: Ok.. Legit question

Who is the bigger attention whore.. Donald Trump.. Or Gene Simmons.

GO!


Gene is at least likeable.
/A fan of either or I am not.
 
2012-10-24 02:32:44 PM
Tronald Dumb?
 
2012-10-24 02:33:59 PM

skullkrusher: BiblioTech: Soup4Bonnie: I think it's a shrewd move by Trump to renew interest in getting Romney's tax returns released. He's a deep thinker.

I really hope this will backfire and there will be a renewed interest in getting Romney's tax returns. I know I've already posted on my Facebook about how I'm still waiting for them.

Perhaps a wealthy left wing attention whore will make the same offer to Mittens.
Now that I think about it, that would be rather lulzy. DO IT.

/looking at you, Michael Moore


I don't want them to. This isn't the way we should be doing things. Transparancy should not be the market of bullies and bidding wars.

You don't satisfy bullies and attention whores. You don't try to satisfy them. It doesn't matter how much it "couldn't hurt." If you give them what they want, you feed them and they come back for more. Don't believe me? Look at this one attention whore who, after Obama released his "long form" birth certificate, is demanding that Obama release his college records and transcript.

HIS NAME IS DONALD farkHEAD TRUMP.
 
2012-10-24 02:34:11 PM
My favorite comment from the article:

"Trump will give $5 million if Obama releases his college records," Twitter user @WatchJ tweeted. "I'll give a crackhead $3 if Trump releases that squirrel sittin' on his head." 
 
2012-10-24 02:35:04 PM

Bloody William: I don't want them to. This isn't the way we should be doing things. Transparancy should not be the market of bullies and bidding wars.

You don't satisfy bullies and attention whores. You don't try to satisfy them. It doesn't matter how much it "couldn't hurt." If you give them what they want, you feed them and they come back for more. Don't believe me? Look at this one attention whore who, after Obama released his "long form" birth certificate, is demanding that Obama release his college records and transcript.

HIS NAME IS DONALD farkHEAD TRUMP.


satisfy shmatisfy. I want the drama
 
Ehh
2012-10-24 02:35:05 PM
So when do Mitt Romney and his five sons hold Donald Trump down and give him a haircut?
 
2012-10-24 02:35:13 PM
The President and Biden should just give $5 million to kids, not ask for anything, note that they're not nearly as wealthy as Mitt or Trump, and then note that if you're serious about charity "this is what charity actually looks like."
 
2012-10-24 02:35:32 PM
Corvus
I was being snide

you really think we're better off and he has done a good job eh?
people who vote get exactly what they deserve
enjoy
 
2012-10-24 02:35:49 PM

Bloody William: lantawa: Epoch_Zero: lantawa: I'll be so glad when this whole election is over and I can stop compulsively acting like a dick. Trumps' offer IS somewhat thought provoking, skeptics and cynics excused.

No, no it isn't. You're just dumb.

You. Stop compulsively acting like a dick.

It's not in any way thought provoking. It is the cheapest attention whoring and can be used to make an "issue" out of anything, and his stipulation that the records are "to his satisfaction" mean very little considering how Obama's birth certificate thing has been received.


IS TOO thought provoking. See how much you're thinking about it? Think. Hard. Thought provoking. Book it. Done.
 
2012-10-24 02:36:19 PM

Theory Of Null: Keizer_Ghidorah: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7398733/80236199#c80236199" target="_blank">legalgus</a>:</b> <i>Love the Trump. Fark is an ass. This is an 'offer" you unadulterated liberal idiots, not blackmail. Obama can choose to accept it or reject it. If he has nothing to hide he will release his records. If he is covering up then he will refuse/not respond. Romney was hounded for tax records and there was no protest from idiot liberals. Level playing field? Not if you follow Fark jerkwads. Show it or shut up.</i>

Tax returns from someone claiming that he's taxed too much (and is also running for highest and most powerful office in the country with part of his platform being to cut taxes on rich people like himself) matters. You tell us how high school records are in any way relevant to this.

Also I don't recall anyone using the less fortunate as leverage to get those tax returns.


The right's become so desperate that they're being reduced to using American citizens as weapons and shields. It's absolutely insane.

/almost fearing an Obama victory, who knows how they'll react
//fearing a Romney victory more, I don't want America turned into a misogynist, homophobic, ignorant, rich-man's-paradise, Christian theocracy that declares wars at Israel's beckon call
 
2012-10-24 02:36:19 PM
Subby has NO FARKIN' IDEA what blackmail is.

/ At least subby used the apostrophe correctly.
 
2012-10-24 02:36:33 PM
Would any Farkers like to get in on a fundraising project? I'm thinking something like "Feeding Kids, Not Egos." Give the funds raised over to the POTUS to donate to a charity of his choice.
 
2012-10-24 02:36:41 PM
I predict this move backfires big time. It will just remind people how nutty the GOP has become.
 
2012-10-24 02:37:55 PM
: Kids with ass cancer?

Best.Game.Ever and ever so wrong, but so right.. on so many levels.

/played elderly dick one and a chick blew beer out her nose... I got the black card for that round
 
2012-10-24 02:37:55 PM

Coelacanth: Apos: [fc00.deviantart.net image 720x479]
[fc00.deviantart.net image 720x479]

Dude, slow it down a little bit. Some of us are epileptics you know. Thanks.


Mea culpa.
 
2012-10-24 02:38:05 PM
This is so bad, even @AnnCoulter has scheduled a press conference to call Trump a retard later this week.
 
2012-10-24 02:38:26 PM
Why not ask for pics of the President's wanker?

I mean, it's for charity and all. Just one pic of the "Commander in Chief," if yaknowhuddamean. Drop your trousers for charity, Mr. Obama!

Unless you hate children, that is.
 
2012-10-24 02:38:40 PM

valar_morghulis: Would any Farkers like to get in on a fundraising project? I'm thinking something like "Feeding Kids, Not Egos." Give the funds raised over to the POTUS to donate to a charity of his choice.


Better off just looking to see what charities he's supported in the past and making a gift donation directly to them. Much less paperwork that way.
 
2012-10-24 02:39:21 PM

Anthracite: If employers can ask this information from their prospective employees, they why can't the American people see school records from their president?

can someone tell me please?


Sock puppet says what?
 
2012-10-24 02:39:50 PM

ProfessorOhki: valar_morghulis: Would any Farkers like to get in on a fundraising project? I'm thinking something like "Feeding Kids, Not Egos." Give the funds raised over to the POTUS to donate to a charity of his choice.

Better off just looking to see what charities he's supported in the past and making a gift donation directly to them. Much less paperwork that way.


That's a good idea. Anything to help out.
 
2012-10-24 02:39:58 PM
Ok, who else thought of this:

Trumps proposal to Obama via Danny DeVito


And here are some boobies for no reason whatsoever:

thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-24 02:40:13 PM
And without the orig poster's name, that comment looks awful bad. It was a reply to Tamater.
 
2012-10-24 02:40:14 PM
Lost Thought 00: Just for giggles, Obama should have the CIA send someone to leave a pleasant note on Trumps chest during the night, just to let him know he's not untouchable

Agrees
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-24 02:40:50 PM

natas6.0: Corvus
I was being snide

you really think we're better off and he has done a good job eh?
people who vote get exactly what they deserve
enjoy


Economy's getting better, jobs are increasing, international relations are stronger, better health care coverage. Of course, all of those could be much better, but Republicans decided that making Obama a one-term president was far more important than fixing America, so it was all extremely slow and rocky because of their constant filibustering, fighting, and biatching. Meanwhile the right tried to pass record numbers of anti-gay, anti-abortion, and anti-health care laws, never once tried to make their own budget, and keep demanding we declare war on Iran because Israel is pooping its diaper in fake terror.
 
2012-10-24 02:41:04 PM

Ehh: So when do Mitt Romney and his five sons hold Donald Trump down and give him a haircut?


Right before the baptism.
 
2012-10-24 02:41:49 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Christian theocracy that declares wars at Israel's beckon call


Nice mondegreen.
 
2012-10-24 02:42:26 PM

CPennypacker: Slaxl: CPennypacker: bigbadideasinaction: Killer Cars: If his "October Surprise" was to say a bunch of things so stupid that my IQ dropped five points just listening to it, then congrats Donald; this is a resounding success.

If it drops below 70, then you might spontaneously become a Republican, so it's a worthwhile gambit, I say.

[bureau.comandantina.com image 316x824]

lol, that's too funny to be real. Does it have sources?

This one does

[tjshome.com image 365x790]

Are you surprised?


Dammit. According to the graph, i live where my I.Q. is only 34 points higher than average for the state.
Hmm... i wonder what the UL and LL are.

Oh Donald? When will that alien creature that's been living on your head, driving your body around like a bumper car finally die off?
 
2012-10-24 02:42:43 PM

BunkoSquad: [images.wjla.com image 606x404]


Wait, where is Romney's hand?
 
2012-10-24 02:42:44 PM
Thanks for summarizing, fark. I can't listen to more than 5 seconds of that douchebag talking without wanting to stick a propane torch in my ear. And, since even reading a thread about him makes me nauseous, I'm sorry if someone already said this:

This is got to be part of a coordinated effort. Anybody know what Limpbaugh, Beck and the rest are saying about this? I expect that it's going to be a major BS storm.
 
2012-10-24 02:43:01 PM

ggecko: Ok, who else thought of this:

Trumps proposal to Obama via Danny DeVito

And here are some boobies for no reason whatsoever:

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x686]


Boobies are a reason unto themselves. And those are some gorgeous boobies.
 
2012-10-24 02:43:36 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: You think he's not a citizen because he's the first black president. Get over your retarded racism and do something with your life.


The fact remains that everything in the farking paragraph is farking wrong.

Or do you think that the "the state department" "gets documents" to put people "on the ballot" you drooling dip shiat?

Facts have a halfof33 bias

/I'm not even a birther, genius. Post again, I like you!
 
2012-10-24 02:43:57 PM
Donald Trump is walking and talking proof that you can be really rich, perhaps even business savvy but still be a giant credulous dumbfark. This and his antivax views are evidence of that.
 
2012-10-24 02:44:01 PM

lantawa: Keizer_Ghidorah: Christian theocracy that declares wars at Israel's beckon call

Nice mondegreen.


I like that one. Beckon call. I may use it.
 
2012-10-24 02:44:06 PM

Weaver95: Killer Cars: Weaver95: And what about Romney's tax return data? if college transcripts are important, isn't it MORE important for us to see Romney's tax returns?

Vice's piece on the "Mexican Mormon War" featuring Romney relatives is probably more skeevy to part of the electorate than any tax returns could be.

Full disclosure: NOTHING in that news doc should "bother" anyone. It's just hilarious to see his relatives say on camera that the Drug War is worthless and the inherent hypocrisy with Mitt's stance on illegal immigration.

I think people aren't voting for Romney, they're just voting against Obama...which isn't going to help Romney at all. in fact, that's going to actually hurt the GOP more in the long run. even if Romney wins (unlikely but still...follow me on this one) he won't be able to unify his own party behind his agenda...whatever the hell THAT is...


I don't think Romney gives a crap about politics (or the American people, for that matter). I suspect the real agenda is: the Republican party offered to do its best to put Romney in the White House. In exchange, Romney agrees to sign any legislation the Republicans put forth. Particularly legislation that permits the ways rich folks acquire cash (capital gains, dividends, corporate raiding, etc.) to be non-taxable.
 
2012-10-24 02:45:04 PM

valar_morghulis: Would any Farkers like to get in on a fundraising project? I'm thinking something like "Feeding Kids, Not Egos." Give the funds raised over to the POTUS to donate to a charity of his choice.


The President is a millionaire. Donate directly to a charity of your choice.
 
2012-10-24 02:45:20 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Economy's getting better, jobs are increasing, international relations are stronger, better health care coverage. Of course, all of those could be much better, but Republicans decided that making Obama a one-term president was far more important than fixing America, so it was all extremely slow and rocky because of their constant filibustering, fighting, and biatching. Meanwhile the right tried to pass record numbers of anti-gay, anti-abortion, and anti-health care laws, never once tried to make their own budget, and keep demanding we declare war on Iran because Israel is pooping its diaper in fake terror.


Outstanding fabulism......carry on.
 
2012-10-24 02:45:48 PM
Why can't people just let go of their racist tendencies? OMG HE IS BLACK, CLEARLY HE IS UNAMERICAN. Oh, you mean he has a birth certificate? CLEARLY HE NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE THEN.
 
2012-10-24 02:45:55 PM
The Obamabots sure have a funny definition of "blackmail".
 
2012-10-24 02:46:00 PM
This is Trump's version of the Segway PT.
 
2012-10-24 02:46:29 PM
Farkers: 

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-10-24 02:46:33 PM

MrBallou: Thanks for summarizing, fark. I can't listen to more than 5 seconds of that douchebag talking without wanting to stick a propane torch in my ear. And, since even reading a thread about him makes me nauseous, I'm sorry if someone already said this:

This is got to be part of a coordinated effort. Anybody know what Limpbaugh, Beck and the rest are saying about this? I expect that it's going to be a major BS storm.


When is anything those clowns say NOT a BS storm?
 
2012-10-24 02:46:46 PM
Does he have a new tv show or book coming out or something?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-24 02:46:54 PM
Every person I know to be a total freaking idiot is a Romney supporter.

Or.. anti-Obama, as there truly aren't any people supporting Romney, they're hating Obama.

The more people like Donald Trump show their support for Rmoney, the more chances we have that people wake up.
 
2012-10-24 02:47:47 PM

Treygreen13: lantawa: Keizer_Ghidorah: Christian theocracy that declares wars at Israel's beckon call

Nice mondegreen.

I like that one. Beckon call. I may use it.


Sounds medieval. Sorta like kings playing games for thrones.
 
2012-10-24 02:48:17 PM

Treygreen13: iheartscotch: Seriously; why does anyone care?

Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.

Even if all of that was faked; you'd never be able to prove it now anyway. Obama has the entire farking CIA and FBI to do his bidding.

Can we focus on actual issues? Like voter intimidation that wasn't ever prosecuted? Citation, in case you forgot

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/14/AR201 0 071405880.html

I forgot about that. I remember somebody on Fark called me a fascist (or something equally nasty, it's been a while) when I pointed out that carrying a weapon in public like that was illegal regardless of your political leanings.

Not sure what it has to do with Obama or the election, though. Obviously guys hanging out in front of polling places dressed in uniform wielding nightsticks is something you don't want. But that's a matter of punishing an individual and really doesn't have any bearing on the election imo.


It was the new black panthers; and the justice department refused to prosecute them. At the very least; it is in bad taste and doesn't do anyone any favors.
 
2012-10-24 02:48:27 PM

ggecko: Ok, who else thought of this:

Trumps proposal to Obama via Danny DeVito


And here are some boobies for no reason whatsoever:

[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x686]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 02:49:49 PM

tonguedepressor: This is Trump's version of the Segway PT.


I worked at CSFB when "Project Ginger" was the big, doublesecret revolutionary investment only a few were in on and we speculated for weeks on what sort of awesome sort of thing this lifechanging product might be. Then we got rickrolled by the Segway.
That was much more disappointing than this but I hate getting excited for big shiat that doesn't pan out
 
2012-10-24 02:50:00 PM
Don't do Obama! I don't want to know anything more about you. If you release those records I will avert my eyes.
 
2012-10-24 02:50:09 PM
is five million dollars a lot of money? I mean, i think my student loan debt is more than that?
 
2012-10-24 02:51:34 PM

d23: Or.. anti-Obama, as there truly aren't any people supporting Romney, they're hating Obama.


I like Romney, for President. I like Romney. I also like Obama. I think that he would make a fantastic move star, and that he should pursue that career. I don't like Obama for President. He should take the five million dollar deal, suffer the consequences, then go be a nationally loved movie star. that would be cool.
 
2012-10-24 02:52:22 PM

cameroncrazy1984: feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.

He just borrowed $15MM from BOA, nobody is going to send him any money for anything. Heck even Farkers haven't fully funded something with a picture of Biden. It is like booking tickets on the flaming Hindenburg.

They're close, though.

Also citation on the borrowing of $15MM from BoA?

Every crazy Republican website had it in the last week.

/bing for a change of pace

And you believe every crazy Republican website?


Obama For America took out a 15mm line of credit due on 11/14/2012. That's what they are basing this on.

Obama for America Organization

For what it's worth, the ENTIRE story originates here, at FreeBeacon. All other stories reference it. It, in turn, uses the link supplied above as evidence that Obama is borrowing from BoA which happens to have ties to Warren Buffet who donates to Obama's campaign and furthermore comma.

The article itself is authored by "Washington Free Beacon Staff".

Take it for what you will.

I don't really care either way. Money is money, and it's embedded in politics. Not Obama's fault. Not Romney's fault. And I fully expect any candidate who has any interest in winning to acquire and expend as much currency as possible.
 
2012-10-24 02:54:10 PM
www.calwatchdog.com

Nig Please
 
2012-10-24 02:54:11 PM

iheartscotch: It was the new black panthers; and the BUSH justice department refused to prosecute them. At the very least; it is in bad taste and doesn't do anyone any favors.



FTFY.
 
2012-10-24 02:54:23 PM

T.rex: i heard it was Michelle Obama filing for divorce... Even then, who cares.... she changed her mind.


I wonder if this was the real troll he was planning, but when he saw just how much negative feedback he got, he went for the lamest troll ever.

Seems to me that if Michelle had planned or filed, yet they stayed together and are still together after 20 years, that's a good thing. They're a great role model couple for the country, in that respect. Yep, marriage is tough, you can even dislike the person you are married to at times... but you stick together, you work through it (when possible) and you make yourselves a better, stronger couple.

Since that won't make points for the troll, he changed his mind and went for "satisfy me and I will blah blah blah."

He should be ignored.
 
2012-10-24 02:54:28 PM

skullkrusher: iheartscotch: Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.

long story short, the way citizenship worked when BO was born, if he hadn't been born in HI he would not have been a natural born citizen because of his mom's age and his dad's non-citizen status.

Fortunately, he was so it's moo. MOO I SAYS.


If I remember right ( if he was from kenya) he would have been a naturalized American citizen. I think the same applies for military children born overseas.

Caveat: I am NOT a immigration or naturalization scholar.

/ Obama was born in HI; if he passed the vetting process, he had to have been born in HI

// point is most certainly moo
 
2012-10-24 02:54:31 PM

halfof33: iheartscotch: Even if Obama was born in Kenya; he'd still be an American citizen, because his mom is an American citizen. I doubt something like that would have got past the vetting process without remark. He had to provide all of the necessary documentation to the state department before they would have put him on the ballot.

wow... everything in that paragraph is wrong


You really are an idiot, aren't you?
 
2012-10-24 02:54:51 PM
Oh, how I wish this hair-covered turd had won the Republican nomination.
 
2012-10-24 02:56:43 PM

iheartscotch: It was the new black panthers; and the justice department refused to prosecute them. At the very least; it is in bad taste and doesn't do anyone any favors.


I just don't think it's relevant enough to be an issue right now.

Of course, my indifference to it doesn't change the fact that if it were two white guys standing in front of a polling place holding nightsticks we'd have a media frenzy of enormous proportions.
 
2012-10-24 02:57:19 PM

MisterMook: The President and Biden should just give $5 million to kids, not ask for anything, note that they're not nearly as wealthy as Mitt or Trump, and then note that if you're serious about charity "this is what charity actually looks like."


I like this idea. OR Jon Stewart and Bill Maher could run a telethon to raise millions for charity. For every 5 million they raise, they will send Donald Trump a free Toupee that doesn't look like a dead animal,

UHF style telethon.
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc&feature=related
 
2012-10-24 02:57:28 PM
world's biggest AW.
 
2012-10-24 02:58:14 PM

iheartscotch: If I remember right ( if he was from kenya) he would have been a naturalized American citizen. I think the same applies for military children born overseas.


that would be the case now if all else were the same. Back then the citizen parent had to have lived in the US for at least 5 years after his or her 14th birthday at the time of the child's birth. BO's mom was something like 5 months short of that at the time he was born.
 
2012-10-24 02:59:11 PM

Ed Grubermann: You really are an idiot, aren't you?


Face Palm. Do you people even know what the State Department is?

Everyone knows the Cyber Police are in charge of putting people "on the ballot."
 
2012-10-24 02:59:40 PM
biyaaatci

This is so bad, even @AnnCoulter has scheduled a press conference to call Trump a retard later this week. 

Were done here.

/always knew Donald was a tool... but he's quantum leaped to absolute f*ck-tard-douchenozzle.....
 
2012-10-24 02:59:42 PM
unexplained bacon: Admit it birthers

There is no document that exists that would satisfy you.

Any doc that proves Obama is legit must be fake. You'll always demand more because in your gut you just know he's foreign. Facts will never change that.

Pathetic


It has to do with a belief among certain Conservative white people that only white people can be considered real Americans.
 
2012-10-24 02:59:59 PM

hdhale: Dusk-You-n-Me: Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012

DID YOU KNOW: that Donald Trump on any given day in NYC accounts for a .25 degree increase in the ambient outdoor temperature due to the amount of hot air he himself generates?

As much as it pains me to defend the man...

Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net.

/ya ya, he invests money and it's taxed at a lower rate--it's still a considerable amount
//all the money he invests has to come from some place, and it's not a secret money tree in Central Park, just saying


CRY MOAR
 
2012-10-24 03:00:11 PM
If Obama was in any was ineligible to be POTUS, the evidence would have never, ever made it past the Hillary campaign back in '08. The Clintons are ruthless, particularly when disposing of political opponents.
 
2012-10-24 03:01:14 PM
Trump was a presidential candidate. Did he release his college applications, transcripts, and "passport records," whatever that is?
 
2012-10-24 03:02:19 PM

Theory Of Null: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7398733/80236748#c80236748" target="_blank">MisterMook</a>:</b> <i>The President and Biden should just give $5 million to kids, not ask for anything, note that they're not nearly as wealthy as Mitt or Trump, and then note that if you're serious about charity "this is what charity actually looks like."</i>

I like this idea. OR Jon Stewart and Bill Maher could run a telethon to raise millions for charity. For every 5 million they raise, they will send Donald Trump a free Toupee that doesn't look like a dead animal,

UHF style telethon.
<img src="http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/145/faf6a5285f724739b 3c6c744dede503d/l.jpg" width="482" height="301">
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc&feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc&feature=rel ated</a>


Stephen Colbert could get a a bunch of bald contestants and do the wheel of toupees.
 
2012-10-24 03:02:30 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Brick-House: ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.

So are birth certificates

No, the hard part is traveling back in time to put the birth announcements in the newspapers.


Not if you work for the history department for Oxford University in 2060...
 
2012-10-24 03:02:39 PM

skullkrusher: that would be the case now if all else were the same. Back then the citizen parent had to have lived in the US for at least 5 years after his or her 14th birthday at the time of the child's birth. BO's mom was something like 5 months short of that at the time he was born.


You better watch out posting actual completely accurate facts around here.

People will call you a racist idiot.
 
2012-10-24 03:03:22 PM

biyaaatci: This is so bad, even @AnnCoulter has scheduled a press conference to call Trump a retard later this week.


But will she call him a cancerous retard? This is important.
 
2012-10-24 03:04:23 PM
What a farking cheapskate. He knows that President Obama will not release those records and I believe that he is in fact counting on President Obama on not releasing those records. I would also bet money that if the records were released that Donny Boy would make up some excuse about them being fake and would renege on his offer.
 
2012-10-24 03:04:52 PM

poot_rootbeer: cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.

It would be easier and even more appropriate for Obama to just not acknowledge Trump in any way, ever.


I would be ok with once a year, at the correspondents dinner. Only that time, and only to rip him a new one like he did last time. Four more of those would be awesome.
 
2012-10-24 03:05:18 PM

MisterMook: The President and Biden should just give $5 million to kids, not ask for anything, note that they're not nearly as wealthy as Mitt or Trump, and then note that if you're serious about charity "this is what charity actually looks like."


Really? Do you really think that would happend? Because Biden has give under 6K per year for quite a while. Why would he give millions to charity?
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0912/81529.html

Where Mitt Romney has actually given millions to charity - but I'm sure that farkers will construe that as evil somehow.
 
2012-10-24 03:05:19 PM

halfof33: skullkrusher: that would be the case now if all else were the same. Back then the citizen parent had to have lived in the US for at least 5 years after his or her 14th birthday at the time of the child's birth. BO's mom was something like 5 months short of that at the time he was born.

You better watch out posting actual completely accurate facts around here.

People will call you a racist idiot.


looks like you see yourself as a victim who doesn't take responsibility for your life.
 
2012-10-24 03:05:24 PM

Zerochance: If Obama was in any was ineligible to be POTUS, the evidence would have never, ever made it past the Hillary campaign back in '08. The Clintons are ruthless, particularly when disposing of political opponents.


Not only that, but what about Romney? He would have called him out on it if it was even remotely true.
 
2012-10-24 03:06:05 PM

efgeise: Why can't people just let go of their racist tendencies? OMG HE IS BLACK, CLEARLY HE IS UNAMERICAN. Oh, you mean he has a birth certificate? CLEARLY HE NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE THEN.


wow man, thats a BIG stretch. Next thing you know, we'll be racists for drinking milk or something. what in your world isnt racist?
 
2012-10-24 03:07:00 PM
this is just a diversion from the TMZ story about Romney coming out today
 
2012-10-24 03:07:27 PM

eddiesocket: sodomizer: StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records.

That's reasonable.

Obama is our least documented president in history.

No other president has ever released his school or passport records.


Since the 1960s, they HAVE tended to release more than 2 years of their tax returns.
 
2012-10-24 03:08:01 PM
I'm sure in the last 13 pages I didn't read that this has been suggested: Obama should counter offer that he'll release the college information as soon as Romney releases ten more years of tax returns.
 
2012-10-24 03:08:02 PM

halfof33: skullkrusher: that would be the case now if all else were the same. Back then the citizen parent had to have lived in the US for at least 5 years after his or her 14th birthday at the time of the child's birth. BO's mom was something like 5 months short of that at the time he was born.

You better watch out posting actual completely accurate facts around here.

People will call you a racist idiot.


I thought I ignored you. Why can I see this. WHY?!
 
2012-10-24 03:08:48 PM

hdhale: Is the amount of taxes taken out of your income over 50%? Trump's is when you take into account Federal, state of New York, and City of New York income taxes. So you can complain about his lack of altruism, but in reality he and people like him ARE the government safety net.


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2012-10-24 03:09:02 PM

RehcamretsneF: efgeise: Why can't people just let go of their racist tendencies? OMG HE IS BLACK, CLEARLY HE IS UNAMERICAN. Oh, you mean he has a birth certificate? CLEARLY HE NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE THEN.

wow man, thats a BIG stretch. Next thing you know, we'll be racists for drinking milk or something. what in your world isnt racist?


so why do you think people want to see his school records? what rumors have been floating in the right wing cesspool did you take a bite out of?
 
2012-10-24 03:09:04 PM

fringedmyotis: Am I the only one who doesn't care what's on Obama's (or Romney's) transcripts, or where he's traveled? Nobody's mind is going to be changed by any of this. At most, they're looking for things to confirm their current biases.

Idiotic, pointless distractions, as usual.


Their designated liar is losing, and they need all the distractions they can manufacture.
 
2012-10-24 03:09:05 PM

Headso: looks like you see yourself as a victim who doesn't take responsibility for your life.


lolz, thank god I have the loving embrace of being correct to fall back on.

Oh wait "the State Department" is at my door "checking my papers" because i am running for "the school board."

brb
 
2012-10-24 03:09:13 PM
THOSE NEW BLACK PANTHERS ARE SO WACKY, GOOFY, AND IRRELEVANT

****From a simple Google search of Balck Panther threats in Tampa****

New Black Panthers to RNC: Our 'Feet Will Be On Your Motherf***ing Necks'

Graphic Language: New Black Panther: We Must Create Military To Murder Babies And Skin White People

New Black Panthers: Kill 'cracker babies' in nurseries
'Our feet will be on your mother****ing necks' at RNC convention
Published: 08/14/2012 at 8:31 PM (THE BLAZE) "Under siege." That's how New Black Panther Party Chief of Staff Michelle Williams describes the black community in Tampa, FL, site of the GOP convention. And you can bet she blames Republicans, whites, and "tea baggers."

So during an Aug. 12 rant on Black Panther radio, she let loose not only on "crackers" but also on black conservatives. During a particularly colorful diatribe explaining why she hates whites and why all blacks should, too, she vowed that as long as whites keep characterizing blacks as "ni**ers," her "feet [will be] on your motherfu**ing necks."

But the most shocking comments come in a separate piece of audio posted on the site. In it, the host says blacks are "too scared" to drag whites out of their houses, skin them, hang them in trees, drag them behind trucks, and pour acid on them. He talks about that as he announces the desire for a new "military." The host, which appears to be King Samir Shabazz of "kill cracker babies fame," repeats the threat that made him famous: mainly that blacks will have to kill white babies "seconds" after they're born - and he suggests firebombing nurseries to do it


 

//Release the hounds!
 
2012-10-24 03:10:02 PM

RehcamretsneF: efgeise: Why can't people just let go of their racist tendencies? OMG HE IS BLACK, CLEARLY HE IS UNAMERICAN. Oh, you mean he has a birth certificate? CLEARLY HE NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE THEN.

wow man, thats a BIG stretch. Next thing you know, we'll be racists for drinking milk or something. what in your world isnt racist?


No, you're just racist for assuming the one black president went to college on affirmative action and that despite his magna cum laude status and role as the first black president of the Harvard Law Review he was a poor student who only got by on the color of his skin.

These questions would never, ever be asked of Mitt Romney. Or Donald Trump. Or Bill Clinton. Or Bob Dole. Or Richard Nixon. Or any other farking white candidate or president.
 
2012-10-24 03:10:07 PM

feckingmorons: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: feckingmorons: I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.

I'll send Trump $50 if he euthanizes the thing living on his head.

That would be animal cruelty. I think it is a hedgehog.


Yeah, but it has to live on Trump's head. Throwing it in a blender would still be a mercy-killing.
 
2012-10-24 03:10:27 PM

CPennypacker: I thought I ignored you. Why can I see this. WHY?!


The "State Department" made me a "moderator."
 
2012-10-24 03:10:36 PM

Corvus: sodomizer: StewMcG: "The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records.

That's reasonable.

Obama is our least documented president in history.

But Obama has shown 12 years of his tax records, Romney refuses to do that. So Romney can't even match the " least documented president in history"?

Wow Romney is the worst person ever!


We have seen video of Obama's church. Can we see some footage of a service at Romney's tabernacle?
 
2012-10-24 03:11:11 PM

lantawa: //Release the hounds!


Release the links first. fark your "simple google search." If you quote something, you link the source and not be a pussy about it.
 
2012-10-24 03:12:15 PM

RehcamretsneF: efgeise: Why can't people just let go of their racist tendencies? OMG HE IS BLACK, CLEARLY HE IS UNAMERICAN. Oh, you mean he has a birth certificate? CLEARLY HE NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE THEN.

wow man, thats a BIG stretch. Next thing you know, we'll be racists for drinking milk or something. what in your world isnt racist?


He's the only president who's had this kind of treatment, and guess what, he's half-black and doesn't have a standard "American" name. I recall one other president (though his name escapes me) that was born in Central America, but since he was completely white and had a standard "American" name nobody cared.

Everything about these attacks on Obama's citizenry is tied to racism. He looks foreign, his name sounds foreign, he's not 100% white, even after releasing his BC they either ignore it or call it fake. And consider many Republicans are WASPs from the South.
 
2012-10-24 03:13:01 PM
Found the "O"-Face:

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-24 03:13:09 PM
Evidently if you're really wealthy no one tells you 'no' anymore and you eventually end up revealing your true, uninhibited self. Which could be a problem if you're an insecure moron with anger issues.
 
2012-10-24 03:13:24 PM
Wouldn't extortion work better here? I mean it isn't like he is saying "do this or I will ruin you by revealing this" I thought that was blackmail and what the Don is doing is extortion. Either way, he is an idiot.

/sadly, my wife is still wanting to vote for Romney. and she believes the birther movement. Ok even if Barry releases all of this stuff, if a birth certificate is so easy to fake, I am pretty sure passport and college applications would be a piece of cake. This year will be my daughter's first time getting to vote (just turned 18 this last Saturday) She and the wife as well as her boyfriend are at odds because she says she is voting for Obama and they support Romney. I try to stay out of it. I have tried to explain that Obama inherited most of the crap from Bush the junior and barring total destruction of the world before 2016 elections he needs some time to get stuff going. heck if Romney gets elected then the republicans will no doubt take credit for anything beneficial that happens from 2012 to 2016 saying "see Romney got it done" even though Obama has passed some recovery initiatives it just takes time, you can't turn stuff like around overnight.

/btw, can anyone provide reputable links I could reference so I can show the wife that this birther nonsense is just that, nonsense?
 
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2012-10-24 03:15:17 PM
THAT"S his big announcement? Meh.
 
2012-10-24 03:15:43 PM

YodaTuna: iheartscotch: It was the new black panthers; and the BUSH justice department refused to prosecute them. At the very least; it is in bad taste and doesn't do anyone any favors.


FTFY.


I didn't realize that the bush administration continued on past 2008.
 
2012-10-24 03:16:16 PM

someonelse: hillary: Obama should release the stuff ASAP and tell Trump to make the check out to the Democrat Party.

Not unless he sees the cash first. Otherwise Obama is the guy in that Twilight Zone ep who cut out his vocal cords for no reason.


Yeah, that money better go into escrow before Obama does a damn thing.
 
2012-10-24 03:16:17 PM

lantawa: THOSE NEW BLACK PANTHERS ARE SO WACKY, GOOFY, AND IRRELEVANT

****From a simple Google search of Balck Panther threats in Tampa****

New Black Panthers to RNC: Our 'Feet Will Be On Your Motherf***ing Necks'

Graphic Language: New Black Panther: We Must Create Military To Murder Babies And Skin White People

New Black Panthers: Kill 'cracker babies' in nurseries
'Our feet will be on your mother****ing necks' at RNC convention
Published: 08/14/2012 at 8:31 PM (THE BLAZE) "Under siege." That's how New Black Panther Party Chief of Staff Michelle Williams describes the black community in Tampa, FL, site of the GOP convention. And you can bet she blames Republicans, whites, and "tea baggers."

So during an Aug. 12 rant on Black Panther radio, she let loose not only on "crackers" but also on black conservatives. During a particularly colorful diatribe explaining why she hates whites and why all blacks should, too, she vowed that as long as whites keep characterizing blacks as "ni**ers," her "feet [will be] on your motherfu**ing necks."

But the most shocking comments come in a separate piece of audio posted on the site. In it, the host says blacks are "too scared" to drag whites out of their houses, skin them, hang them in trees, drag them behind trucks, and pour acid on them. He talks about that as he announces the desire for a new "military." The host, which appears to be King Samir Shabazz of "kill cracker babies fame," repeats the threat that made him famous: mainly that blacks will have to kill white babies "seconds" after they're born - and he suggests firebombing nurseries to do it

//Release the hounds!


That's it - I am NOT voting for Michelle Williams or King Samir Shabazz.
 
2012-10-24 03:18:21 PM

Bloody William: lantawa: //Release the hounds!

Release the links first. fark your "simple google search." If you quote something, you link the source and not be a pussy about it.


Link to Black Panther Tampa threats story 

Ah! did not know the secret protocols for saying stuff and linkying for posterity.... + you're lazy
 
2012-10-24 03:18:40 PM
Donald, some of your companies declared bankruptcy in the past, so why not show us your personal and business tax returns for the past ten years.
And Mitt should do the same.
 
2012-10-24 03:19:15 PM

Treygreen13: iheartscotch: It was the new black panthers; and the justice department refused to prosecute them. At the very least; it is in bad taste and doesn't do anyone any favors.

I just don't think it's relevant enough to be an issue right now.

Of course, my indifference to it doesn't change the fact that if it were two white guys standing in front of a polling place holding nightsticks we'd have a media frenzy of enormous proportions.


That is my point; the idea that they wouldn't be prosecuted because of skin color is repugnant.
 
2012-10-24 03:19:23 PM
 
2012-10-24 03:20:17 PM

iheartscotch: YodaTuna: iheartscotch: It was the new black panthers; and the BUSH justice department refused to prosecute them. At the very least; it is in bad taste and doesn't do anyone any favors.

FTFY.

I didn't realize that the bush administration continued on past 2008.


It was in a predominantly black precinct that is solidly Democrat.

If they're trying to intimidate voters, they really farking suck at it.
 
2012-10-24 03:20:39 PM

skullkrusher: iheartscotch: If I remember right ( if he was from kenya) he would have been a naturalized American citizen. I think the same applies for military children born overseas.

that would be the case now if all else were the same. Back then the citizen parent had to have lived in the US for at least 5 years after his or her 14th birthday at the time of the child's birth. BO's mom was something like 5 months short of that at the time he was born.


Oh; the plot thickens....

/ point still moo
 
2012-10-24 03:20:46 PM

halfof33:
both are cynical partisan stunts that exploit charities.


You managed to pack a whole lot of vile misrepresentation into a very small sentence. Well done.
 
2012-10-24 03:21:02 PM
I vote Obama responds by writing his own check to charity with "fark Donald Trump" in the memo.
 
2012-10-24 03:21:14 PM

lantawa: Bloody William: lantawa: //Release the hounds!

Release the links first. fark your "simple google search." If you quote something, you link the source and not be a pussy about it.

Link to Black Panther Tampa threats story 

Ah! did not know the secret protocols for saying stuff and linkying for posterity.... + you're lazy


If you're the one making the claims, you're the one who needs to provide the evidence. Saying "Stop being lazy and find it yourself" is being intellectually dishonest.
 
2012-10-24 03:21:36 PM

Bloody William: RehcamretsneF: efgeise: Why can't people just let go of their racist tendencies? OMG HE IS BLACK, CLEARLY HE IS UNAMERICAN. Oh, you mean he has a birth certificate? CLEARLY HE NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE THEN.

wow man, thats a BIG stretch. Next thing you know, we'll be racists for drinking milk or something. what in your world isnt racist?

No, you're just racist for assuming the one black president went to college on affirmative action and that despite his magna cum laude status and role as the first black president of the Harvard Law Review he was a poor student who only got by on the color of his skin.

These questions would never, ever be asked of Mitt Romney. Or Donald Trump. Or Bill Clinton. Or Bob Dole. Or Richard Nixon. Or any other farking white candidate or president.


Thank you for expounding on my unreasonably worded response.

Truthfully, I don't consider people who don't want Obama racists. I personally didn't vote for the man in 2008, but I never once questioned his eligibility, both academically and Constitutionally.

My statement was merely aimed at the birthers who are, in my opinion, racist, either openly or closeted.
 
2012-10-24 03:22:16 PM

halfof33: Oh wait "the State Department" is at my door "checking my papers" because i am running for "the school board."


Is that what you tell your mom when the sex offender registry people come around to make sure you still live in her basement?
 
2012-10-24 03:22:34 PM

someonelse: halfof33:
both are cynical partisan stunts that exploit charities.

You managed to pack a whole lot of vile misrepresentation into a very small sentence. Well done.


Look at all his other posts in other threads. This is his schtick. He offers nothing to any discussion but filth.
 
2012-10-24 03:22:53 PM

CPennypacker: halfof33: skullkrusher: that would be the case now if all else were the same. Back then the citizen parent had to have lived in the US for at least 5 years after his or her 14th birthday at the time of the child's birth. BO's mom was something like 5 months short of that at the time he was born.

You better watch out posting actual completely accurate facts around here.

People will call you a racist idiot.

I thought I ignored you. Why can I see this. WHY?!


I think you might've ignored sixteenandahalf
 
2012-10-24 03:23:18 PM