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(YouTube) NewsFlash Donald Trump releases "Big Announcement" on YouTube... and it's a blackmail threat   (youtube.com) divider line 1065
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2012-10-24 12:10:05 PM
What a complete dumbass.
 
2012-10-24 12:11:30 PM
Nice presidency ya got there... shame if something should happen to it...
 
2012-10-24 12:12:41 PM
Mitt Romney surrogate Donald Trump, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2012-10-24 12:12:41 PM
Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.
 
2012-10-24 12:13:08 PM
Couldn't someone just do the same with Romney and his tax records?
 
2012-10-24 12:13:47 PM
It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.
 
2012-10-24 12:14:07 PM
Rich white people be crazy.
 
2012-10-24 12:14:11 PM
What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)
 
2012-10-24 12:15:13 PM
LOL what a complete farktard. How does he get actual buisness people to give him money?
 
2012-10-24 12:15:33 PM
Joseph Weisenthal @TheStalwart
Today's Gallup poll will be completely useless, since it will have been entirely conducted before the Trump offer.
 
2012-10-24 12:15:33 PM
images.wjla.com
 
2012-10-24 12:15:59 PM

ourbigdumbmouth: It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.


I highly doubt it.
 
2012-10-24 12:16:14 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)


"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.

Trump's a total waste of oxygen. Also, does he even have $5 million?
 
2012-10-24 12:16:50 PM
Trump says he'll give $5M to kids with cancer if Obama capitulates. If this man wasn't a complete asshole wouldn't he give the donation regardless?
 
2012-10-24 12:16:53 PM
Can someone give a summary of the derp in the youtube link for those of us unable to access it?
 
2012-10-24 12:17:42 PM
Whoa... This changes things. I am stunned. Nay! AMAZED!

I literally can not believe what I just saw.

I'm struggling to find the words...

Donald Trump posted a video of himself that was less than 30 minutes long?!?

/This is a game changer that changes the game.
 
2012-10-24 12:18:53 PM
If George Soros hasn't offered Romney $5m for his tax returns by close of business today, I'll be disappointed.
 
2012-10-24 12:18:57 PM

StewMcG: Also, does he even have $5 million?


In assets? Very likely.

In cash on hand? Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe....
 
2012-10-24 12:18:59 PM
OMG THIS IS HUGE! THE ELECTION IS CHANGED FOREVER!
 
2012-10-24 12:19:25 PM
My favorite thing would be if Obama does this, there's nothing of note in any of it, and he makes Trump donate to a gay kids charity or something.
 
2012-10-24 12:19:44 PM
It's really not blackmail, it's Trump being a massive asshat to charities. "I'm not gonna give my money to a charity unless I get to troll the President! Neener neener!"
 
2012-10-24 12:19:57 PM
President Obama's response:

The whole world now knows... my passport and college records were extorted, for ransom, three hoursago. This is a recent photograph of the man who did it. And this... well, this is what waits for the children with cancer. This is your ransom. Five million dollars in unmarked bills, just like you wanted. But this is as close as you'll ever get to it. You'll never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for my records. Not one dime, not one penny. Instead, I'm offering this money as a reward on your head. Dead or alive, it doesn't matter. So congratulations, you've just become a two million dollar lottery ticket... except the odds are much, much better. Do you know anyone that wouldn't turn you in for five million dollars? I don't think you do. I doubt it. So wherever you go and whatever you do, this money will be tracking you down for all time. And to ensure that it does, to keep interest alive, I'm running a full-page ad in every major newspaper every Sunday... for as long as it takes. But... and this is your last chance... you rescind your ransom, I'll withdraw the bounty. With any luck you can simply disappear. Understand... you will never see this money. Not one dollar. So you still have a chance to do the right thing. If you don't, well, then, God be with you, because nobody else on this Earth will be.
 
2012-10-24 12:20:05 PM
What is the deal with people demanding his college transcripts? What mysteries to they think they hide? College transcripts are not the holy grail, and aren't going to reveal anything Earth-shattering. "OMG.. he only got a C in the 3D art class he took his sopohomore year! Get the pitchforks!"

I can only assume that Trump believes he has found a way to make money by publically being an asshole (well, a larger asshole that usual).
 
2012-10-24 12:20:43 PM
SNL should have fun with this one.
 
2012-10-24 12:20:50 PM

StewMcG: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)

"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.


Hmmm... sounds vaguely like Romney's "$10,000 bet" line.

/Must be nice to have that much money.
 
2012-10-24 12:21:39 PM
"To my satisfaction"
 
2012-10-24 12:22:07 PM
I can't wait to see if Allred has something worthwhile on Romney, or is just blowing smoke. Sounds like it could be juicy.
 
2012-10-24 12:22:39 PM
Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?
 
2012-10-24 12:22:51 PM
What's the deal with Trump's office? I was expecting HUGE things. Like mahogany paneled walls and BIG gold trim. There are supposed to be MAGNIFICENT things there, not a office depot set up.

My home office even has a better view.
 
2012-10-24 12:23:22 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?


Hell no. Transcripts are 4 years (or more). I want at least 4 years of Romney's tax returns or no deal.
 
2012-10-24 12:25:12 PM
I hope some reporter asks him abut it... Oh wait, he doesn't talk to reporters. Never mind.
 
2012-10-24 12:25:58 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.


He just borrowed $15MM from BOA, nobody is going to send him any money for anything. Heck even Farkers haven't fully funded something with a picture of Biden. It is like booking tickets on the flaming Hindenburg.
 
2012-10-24 12:26:21 PM
The only way that video could have been better is if, at the end, Trump put his pinky finger up to the side of his mouth, the camera quickly zoomed in, and he said in an Austin Powers voice "FIVE MILLLLLIOON DOLLARS" followed by an evil laugh. What a farktard.
 
2012-10-24 12:26:39 PM

ourbigdumbmouth: It's a win win for Obama. 5 million for a charity? Hell yeah Pres. Obama will do that.


Yeah, while riding a unicorn and giving out government cheese.
 
2012-10-24 12:26:43 PM
I thought Trumps business record was a charity case? The man has accepted more handouts than Octomom.
 
2012-10-24 12:27:17 PM
Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.
 
2012-10-24 12:27:26 PM
What the shiat, that's IT?

THAT?

Wow.
 
2012-10-24 12:27:30 PM
I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.

Why won't he just go away?
 
2012-10-24 12:27:33 PM

feckingmorons: cameroncrazy1984: Obama should respond by getting a grassroots donation campaign going. Easiest response ever.

He just borrowed $15MM from BOA, nobody is going to send him any money for anything. Heck even Farkers haven't fully funded something with a picture of Biden. It is like booking tickets on the flaming Hindenburg.


They're close, though.

Also citation on the borrowing of $15MM from BoA?
 
2012-10-24 12:27:49 PM
Suuuuuure - like comb-over bloviator Donald won't conveniently go bankrupt (yet again) right before he has to pony-up.
 
2012-10-24 12:28:05 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?


Now that is a deal
 
2012-10-24 12:28:31 PM

ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.


So are birth certificates
 
2012-10-24 12:28:33 PM

Donald Trump only donates to charities when he gets something he wants. This is why the govt safety net is there.

- Danielle Blake (@DCPlod) October 24, 2012
 
2012-10-24 12:29:06 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Obama's transcripts for Romney's 2009 tax returns. Deal?


You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for and something resembling facts to back it up.

This isn't about Romney, stop distracting.

But I will say this...Mr. Trump, with so little time let before the election, if you've got something, or you think you've got something on Barrack Obama put up or shut up and get the fark out. I'm sure there are any number of small, but comfy tropical islands you can buy and live out the rest of your days out of the spotlight.
 
2012-10-24 12:29:11 PM

feckingmorons: I'll send Trump all my records if he sends the local humane society fifty bucks.


I'll send Trump $50 if he euthanizes the thing living on his head.
 
2012-10-24 12:30:10 PM

Brick-House: ourbigdumbmouth: Trump is a goof ball, and playing into his game is a waste of time for the President, but I think Obama should do it. He really has nothing to lose.

And everyone knows passports are easy to fake anyways.

So are birth certificates


No, the hard part is traveling back in time to put the birth announcements in the newspapers.
 
2012-10-24 12:30:34 PM

skinbubble: "To my satisfaction"


Yeah, this.

Obama could fly down to see Trump personally with all of that information. Trump looks at it, says it's fake, he doesn't pay the charity, and he makes another cast saying that the President is a fraud and tried to send him forgeries.

How do college and passport records suddenly make you "transparent"?
 
2012-10-24 12:31:00 PM
Blackmail?
 
2012-10-24 12:31:05 PM

hdhale: You know Trump doesn't ask questions he doesn't think he has an answer for and something resembling facts to back it up.


*cough*birther*cough*
 
2012-10-24 12:31:23 PM

StewMcG: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What's all this then? (YouTube's blocked at work)

"The Donald" has offered to donate $5 million to Obama's charity of choice if he'll release his college transcripts/records and his passport records. Seriously.

Trump's a total waste of oxygen. Also, does he even have $5 million?


BWAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!
 
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