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(CNN)   John Cornyn (R-TX), chair of the NRSC and tasked with winning the Senate for Republicans, agrees with Mourdock that rape pregnancy is "a gift from God"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 136
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2012-10-24 11:56:18 AM
So, Senator Cornyn loves rape pregnancies, hates box turtles. Got it.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-24 12:04:51 PM
The rapist demographic must be larger than I thought.

Either that or these people really are the American version of the Talliban, so it's a good thing that their God is so weak that any abortion clinic or even a Plan B pill can biatch slap Him and make him fark off.
 
2012-10-24 12:06:53 PM

vpb: The rapist demographic must be larger than I thought.


The Republican Party: Not Rapists, but #1 with Rapists.
 
2012-10-24 12:07:24 PM
I think Republicans should keep talking about rape. As loudly as possible, to as many media outlets as possible.
 
2012-10-24 12:18:23 PM
If it were men who carried the pregnancy after being forced by a woman, there would be at-home abortion kits sold in every gas station.
 
2012-10-24 12:45:38 PM
As a kid, I used to have a mean old aunt that would send me shiat like socks or underwear--if she sent anything at all--for my birthday. And here I thought those were shiatty gifts, but they're great gifts compared to the gift of a rape baby. Who would've thought that the old biatch gave better gifts than God?
 
2012-10-24 01:08:06 PM
 
2012-10-24 01:13:21 PM
growlersoftware.com
 
2012-10-24 01:20:48 PM
In his defense.....he is from Texas
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-24 01:20:55 PM

Cyberluddite: As a kid, I used to have a mean old aunt that would send me shiat like socks or underwear--if she sent anything at all--for my birthday. And here I thought those were shiatty gifts, but they're great gifts compared to the gift of a rape baby. Who would've thought that the old biatch gave better gifts than God?


God gives gag gifts. Look at the people who he tells to run for office.
 
2012-10-24 01:24:15 PM

vpb: God gives gag gifts. Look at the people who he tells to run for office.


The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.
 
2012-10-24 01:24:23 PM
Ok, GOP, you earned the Kos rant again:

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Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**...

...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...

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...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...

...face-chewing, self-devouring, medieval barbarian museum dioramas and depraved Nazi homunculi preserved in formaldehyde to frighten children...sick, ominous, loathsome, Nosferatu-impersonating Gollum-acolytes feasting on the flesh of our society while complaining about its taste...tax-evading, sommelier-abusing, election-buying, yacht-aficionado hemmorhoids flying flags of convenience and berating their six-year-old Chinese employees for requesting bathroom breaks...

Republicans, you vile, repulsive, scum. You're not leading this country. You're not contributing to this country. You're not even part of this country. You are the maggot-ridden rot that arises in this country's damaged flesh; you are the vultures constantly picking at us to see if we're weak enough yet to become your next meal; you create problems where none would otherwise exist, just to further weaken America and quicken your own insatiable appetites; you are garbage, and you are traitors. And you are not welcome in this country anymore.
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2012-10-24 01:24:23 PM
I'm honestly starting to wonder how many Republican congressmen and senators really are rapists.

/[todd_rapekin.gif]
 
2012-10-24 01:24:41 PM
Apparently, God likes to direct semen.
 
2012-10-24 01:24:47 PM
What war on women?
 
2012-10-24 01:25:10 PM
Cronyn: "String 'im up. It'll teach 'im a lesson."

/obscure?
 
2012-10-24 01:25:34 PM
The last gift I got from God was a hot cocoa sampler box. Face it. God sucks at gift giving. He should just stick to helping certain sports teams win championship games and finding lost car keys.
 
2012-10-24 01:25:57 PM
Not surprising. Cornyn is one of the most stupid assholes imaginable. Actually, it is surprising. Surprising it took him this long to come out with something like that.
 
2012-10-24 01:26:34 PM
In other (related?) news, Princeton Election Consortium just bumped Obama's projected EV total 3 more votes. It now predicts an Obama win 293-245.

538 continues to fluctuate between 68%-70% for Obama.
 
2012-10-24 01:26:36 PM
If this had come from an Iranian cleric or Pakistani tribal elder, the usual suspects would be out with their "bomb the savages" garbage. Silence, if not approval is what we hear instead.

The American religious radicals' only problem with statements like those from other religious radicals is that they're competing for the same set of minds, and religious authoritarians just can't stand competition.

Keep telling women they're just incubators waiting to fulfill their purpose by any means possible. See what happens.
 
2012-10-24 01:27:06 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

never realized what a gift she'd been given
 
2012-10-24 01:27:29 PM
Dear God:

I know we don't talk much, and I'm not even a woman, but I have a lot of lady friends. Could you send a divine bus to run over any rapists stalking them, and let her husband bless her with the gift of life instead? Is that too much to ask?

Sincerely,

Sgt Otter.
 
2012-10-24 01:27:54 PM

janzee: Cronyn: "String 'im up. It'll teach 'im a lesson."

/obscure?


Cronyn: Bernie, if you don't wanna do this for Rose (rape her) and you don't wanna do this for yourself (perform the rape) that's fine, that's your business, but if you screw this up for the rest of us (by not raping her)...

/obscure
 
2012-10-24 01:28:45 PM

Sgt Otter: Dear God:

I know we don't talk much, and I'm not even a woman, but I have a lot of lady friends. Could you send a divine bus to run over any rapists stalking them, and let her husband bless her with the gift of life instead? Is that too much to ask?


Amen.
 
2012-10-24 01:28:53 PM
We're one step away from the GOP calling for rape victims to be prosecuted.

"If they didn't wear such slutty westernized clothing, and obviously they must have offended AllahJesus, or this wouldn't have happened."
 
2012-10-24 01:29:15 PM
He'd lose an awful lot of GOP voters if he didn't.
 
2012-10-24 01:29:26 PM
www.shootingatbubbles.com

I will do my part to eject his ass from the Senate when the time comes. What a turd...
 
2012-10-24 01:29:43 PM
Um....would it be too much to ask, my fellow Yanks, if you would please encourage your public servants to farking THINK for a couple milliseconds before they open their mouths?

Frogs!!
Frogs dropping out of their mouths EVERYWHERE!!
Noisome diseased pestilential FROGS!!
 
2012-10-24 01:30:52 PM

shower_in_my_socks: We're one step away from the GOP calling for rape victims to be prosecuted.

"If they didn't wear such slutty westernized clothing, and obviously they must have offended AllahJesus, or this wouldn't have happened."


What's the difference between the GOP and the Taliban? Seriously.
 
2012-10-24 01:33:09 PM

GAT_00: shower_in_my_socks: We're one step away from the GOP calling for rape victims to be prosecuted.

"If they didn't wear such slutty westernized clothing, and obviously they must have offended AllahJesus, or this wouldn't have happened."

What's the difference between the GOP and the Taliban? Seriously.


Skin color. I'll get back to you if I think of anything else.
 
2012-10-24 01:33:32 PM

janzee: Cronyn: "String 'im up. It'll teach 'im a lesson."

/obscure?


I certainly hope not! That would man that I'm old.
 
2012-10-24 01:34:14 PM

whosits_112: I will do my part to eject his ass from the Senate when the time comes. What a turd...


It's getting to the point where I'll even vote out the handful of Republicans I think are doing well. Just for associating with these (see coeyagi's post for applicable labels).
 
2012-10-24 01:34:39 PM
I have to stop reading these articles. I need to avoid seeing the headlines. This one caused the thought "Maybe it's time to turn some of these folks over to Lynndie England." to flash in my mind. I don't need to think things like that. I do not want to think things like that.
 
2012-10-24 01:35:37 PM

Kittypie070: Um....would it be too much to ask, my fellow Yanks, if you would please encourage your public servants to farking THINK for a couple milliseconds before they open their mouths?

Frogs!!
Frogs dropping out of their mouths EVERYWHERE!!
Noisome diseased pestilential FROGS!!


No let them open their mouths. I want to hear the crazies hurt their chances to be elected to public office.

/the worst thing about saying this is I had to use 'hurt' rather than 'ruin' because people in this country are that stupid.
 
2012-10-24 01:35:47 PM
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
 
2012-10-24 01:35:48 PM
i171.photobucket.com

Republicans must really like rape.
 
2012-10-24 01:36:43 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: Apparently, God likes to direct semen.


Yes, yes he does. Including his own, and according to this panel from a Chick tract, he's apparently into bukkake:

markmaynard.com
 
2012-10-24 01:36:52 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
/cane toads, actually.
//rapist cane toads
 
2012-10-24 01:37:22 PM
Just read indystar.com and I see that Murdock is doubling down on his stupidity:

This morning, as he talked to reporters at the Indiana Republican Party headquarters, Mourdock said: "I said life is precious. I believe life is precious. I believe rape is a brutal act. It is something that I abhor. That anyone could come away with any meaning other than what I just said is regrettable, and for that I apologize."

But he would not apologize for the words themselves.

"The apology -- as I said before, roll this tape back -- is if anybody misterpreted what I said," he said.

He said he hates violence, including rape, and that God does as well. His words, he said, had been twisted, including by his Democratic opponent Joe Donnelly, and that that was what was wrong with Washington these days.

"The God that I worship would never ever want to see evil done," he said.


The part I really loved:

But when asked if God intended a pregnancy that arose from a rape, Mourdock said such theological questions were "above my pay grade."

Link

What an ass.
 
2012-10-24 01:37:58 PM

Kittypie070: Um....would it be too much to ask, my fellow Yanks, if you would please encourage your public servants to farking THINK for a couple milliseconds before they open their mouths?

Frogs!!
Frogs dropping out of their mouths EVERYWHERE!!
Noisome diseased pestilential FROGS!!


The scary part is, he probably did.
 
2012-10-24 01:37:59 PM
Might as well just changed the name to the Rapeublican Party.
 
2012-10-24 01:38:09 PM

lennavan: GAT_00: shower_in_my_socks: We're one step away from the GOP calling for rape victims to be prosecuted.

"If they didn't wear such slutty westernized clothing, and obviously they must have offended AllahJesus, or this wouldn't have happened."

What's the difference between the GOP and the Taliban? Seriously.

Skin color. I'll get back to you if I think of anything else.


The Taliban often take the time to learn a second language. The GOP think that doing so is Un-American.
 
2012-10-24 01:39:20 PM

vpb: Cyberluddite: As a kid, I used to have a mean old aunt that would send me shiat like socks or underwear--if she sent anything at all--for my birthday. And here I thought those were shiatty gifts, but they're great gifts compared to the gift of a rape baby. Who would've thought that the old biatch gave better gifts than God?

God gives gag gifts. Look at the people who he tells to run for office.


Miscarriages are awesome gag gifts.

God: Hey look happy couple, I got you the greatest gift ever!
Couple: Yay! We are so happy!
God: LOLZ, JUST KIDDING!!! Enjoy the depression and bloody crotch!
 
2012-10-24 01:39:55 PM

ChimpMitten: vpb: Cyberluddite: As a kid, I used to have a mean old aunt that would send me shiat like socks or underwear--if she sent anything at all--for my birthday. And here I thought those were shiatty gifts, but they're great gifts compared to the gift of a rape baby. Who would've thought that the old biatch gave better gifts than God?

God gives gag gifts. Look at the people who he tells to run for office.

Miscarriages are awesome gag gifts.

God: Hey look happy couple, I got you the greatest gift ever!
Couple: Yay! We are so happy!
God: LOLZ, JUST KIDDING!!! Enjoy the depression and bloody crotch!


I'm stealing that.
 
2012-10-24 01:40:35 PM
These people are ridiculous... Regressive, ideologues

As someone up thread pointed out, if men were capable of getting pregnant, Abortions would be available on demand without question.
 
2012-10-24 01:40:37 PM

coeyagi: Ok, GOP, you earned the Kos rant again:

-------

Murdering, Lying, Thieving, Rat-F*** Republican Pieces of Sub-Amphibian Sh**...

...mendacious, death-loving, frothing, lamprey-mouthed, inhuman, abominable, atrocious, verminous, rapacious, sadistic, bullying, invasive, grasping, psychopathic, twisted, warped, animalistic, belly-crawling, mouth-breathing, illiterate, innumerate, know-nothing, imbecilic, sheep-raping, horror movie extras masturbating into wads of money while fantasizing about war collateral damage...(inhale)...puppy-torturing, vacuous, mindless, nihilistic, evil, diseased, soulless, morally bankrupt, greedy, insecure, envious, kleptomaniac charnel-house mascots stewing in universal hatred for all life...(inhale)...toxic, ugly, bestial, humorless, loveless, compassionless, demonic human-shaped ruins forever slouching toward Bethlehem in search of some fresh nightmare to wreak on the defenseless via other people's money and heroism...(inhale)...Satanic monkey-shiat-throwing, cowardly, chickenhawkish, parasitic, baby's-candy-stealing, wife-beating, minority-purging, syphilitic Confederate poltergeists with erectile dysfunction...

.
...perverse, prurient, crocodile-eyed, necrophiliac mass-producers of human misery and gleeful destroyers of truth, justice, and the American way...sepulchre-hearted human deserts walking the Earth only to look for more victims...silly, stupid, ignorant bastards proud of every good thing they've never done, every person they've never been considerate toward, every fact they've never learned and will never acknowledge, and every virtue they will never possess or even attempt to comprehend...preternaturally drunken, bleary-eyed, zombie-like, empty vessels who wander aimlessly until given instruction by their masters...unthinking, unquestioning, unfeeling diabolus ex machina mockeries of the human condition, perpetually acting out a burlesque of the basest and least interesting psychological dysfunctions...

...face-chewing, se ...

 

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-24 01:41:34 PM
Friend A was having trouble conceiving and after years of trying, finally got pregnant. I was discussing this with Friend B, and Friend B said all happy that God knows when to give babies, and God wouldn't give a baby to someone unless He knew they were ready.

When I asked her about rape babies all over the world in war torn countries, who are born with AIDS only to die painful deaths months later or in first world countries, to parents who abuse them, she said we shouldn't question God's plan.

But even more shockingly, when I asked her about Friend C's (non-rape) teenage pregnancy, and if she thought God gave Friend C a baby at the "perfect time" as there was no doubt Friend C was NOT ready to be a parent, Friend B said "Oh, well God gave her that baby to punish her for being such a slut".

I stopped the conversation there. There's really no point in arguing with people who think like that.
 
2012-10-24 01:41:38 PM

GAT_00: shower_in_my_socks: We're one step away from the GOP calling for rape victims to be prosecuted.

"If they didn't wear such slutty westernized clothing, and obviously they must have offended AllahJesus, or this wouldn't have happened."

What's the difference between the GOP and the Taliban? Seriously.


Location
 
2012-10-24 01:43:57 PM

Lollipop165: Friend A was having trouble conceiving and after years of trying, finally got pregnant. I was discussing this with Friend B, and Friend B said all happy that God knows when to give babies, and God wouldn't give a baby to someone unless He knew they were ready.

When I asked her about rape babies all over the world in war torn countries, who are born with AIDS only to die painful deaths months later or in first world countries, to parents who abuse them, she said we shouldn't question God's plan.

But even more shockingly, when I asked her about Friend C's (non-rape) teenage pregnancy, and if she thought God gave Friend C a baby at the "perfect time" as there was no doubt Friend C was NOT ready to be a parent, Friend B said "Oh, well God gave her that baby to punish her for being such a slut".

I stopped the conversation there. There's really no point in arguing with people who think like that.


You should've pointed out that she just admitted that babies are punishment AND THEN see the derp that comes after that.
 
2012-10-24 01:44:28 PM
"gift" usually has the implication that the thing given is wanted (or at least somebody thinks so).

I could "give" you a flaming bag of poo or a punch in the gut but that usually would not be considered a "gift".

I guess God has no understanding of what people like and loves to give out gifts like rape, cancer, birth defects, and Alzheimer's.

We should thank God for all his gifts.
 
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