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(Washington Post)   In an effort to differentiate himself from Obama, Romney travels to Virginia to debut his "America Forward" campaign   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 30
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2012-10-24 11:21:55 AM  
9 votes:

Aarontology: Holy shiat. He actually named it America Forward.


Better than "What He Said, But From A White Guy."
2012-10-24 03:13:26 PM  
4 votes:
See, Obama's slogan goes "ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding/ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding",
and mine goes "ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding/ding-ding-ding-ding da-da ding-ding".
It's totally different.


i1127.photobucket.com
2012-10-24 01:06:57 PM  
4 votes:

Jackson Herring: [j.wigflip.com image 800x612]


j.wigflip.com
2012-10-24 03:12:11 PM  
3 votes:
He's just trying to differentiate himself from Obama's "America Blackward" campaign
2012-10-24 12:50:23 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-24 12:16:40 PM  
3 votes:
Fartmoney I'll do anything for you.
Fartmoney just tell me what you want me to.
Fartmoney nail me up against the wall.
Fartmoney don't want everything he wants it all.
2012-10-24 11:10:12 AM  
3 votes:
Holy shiat. He actually named it America Forward.
2012-10-24 03:36:48 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Nadie_AZ: He waits until after the debates to reveal what he'll do if elected? His campaign team had no faith that the American People would buy into it, apparently. He's gonna leave it to the spin doctors in the media to help him out?

In most cases, the spin doctors are people who are specialized in turning shiat into diamonds with a few well placed words. In Romney's case, spin doctors are people who spin a big wheel to determine just what Romney's position is at any given time.

Now each time you hear Mitt speak, you'll heard the chant "WHEEL....OF....ROMNEY" in the back of your mind. In more than a few causes, that spin resulted in the wheel coming to rest on "Bankruptcy".

/Enough of this idiotic analogy.
//heh heh. I said anal.


Better analogy:

Kuni: Ahhh, an Obama economy. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Tax payer, listen carefully. You can hold on to your Obama economy ...

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Kuni: ...or you can go for what's in the box that Romney is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?

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[Tax payer has difficulty in choosing as the media point to the box]

Tax payer: I'll take the box. The box!

[The Media applauds]

Kuni: You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!

[Romney opens the box; the media gasps. There is a silence] 

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Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!
2012-10-24 01:50:43 PM  
2 votes:
That same day, Romney's vice presidential running mate, Paul Ryan, plans stops in Bristol

Woo! Baby number three on the way! Grandma Sarah is proud.
2012-10-24 12:42:11 PM  
2 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-10-24 12:36:42 PM  
2 votes:
Vote Ri522.photobucket.commney
2012-10-24 04:49:26 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Nadie_AZ: Kuni: Ahhh, an Obama economy. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Tax payer, listen carefully. You can hold on to your Obama economy ...

Kuni: ...or you can go for what's in the box that Romney is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x225]

THE BOX!! THE BOX!!!


t3.gstatic.com
2012-10-24 04:15:28 PM  
1 votes:
This is turning into Single White Female.
2012-10-24 03:46:15 PM  
1 votes:
Next thing you know,
Romney will be taking Michelle Obama for one of his new wives...
2012-10-24 03:34:45 PM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: Holy shiat. He actually named it America Forward.


Next: Romney dons blackface in Virginia. Film at 11:00.
2012-10-24 03:34:12 PM  
1 votes:
No joke, I saw a promoted ad for Romney on twitter today that promised "Hope and Change instead of the status quo"
2012-10-24 03:33:29 PM  
1 votes:
Needs more twirling.
2012-10-24 03:22:01 PM  
1 votes:
Ok, I vote that we re-name it "The Romney/Ryan Me Too Tour"
2012-10-24 03:21:36 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

/hot
2012-10-24 03:05:14 PM  
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: He waits until after the debates to reveal what he'll do if elected? His campaign team had no faith that the American People would buy into it, apparently. He's gonna leave it to the spin doctors in the media to help him out?


In most cases, the spin doctors are people who are specialized in turning shiat into diamonds with a few well placed words. In Romney's case, spin doctors are people who spin a big wheel to determine just what Romney's position is at any given time.

Now each time you hear Mitt speak, you'll heard the chant "WHEEL....OF....ROMNEY" in the back of your mind. In more than a few causes, that spin resulted in the wheel coming to rest on "Bankruptcy".

/Enough of this idiotic analogy.
//heh heh. I said anal.
2012-10-24 02:02:34 PM  
1 votes:

Makh: Weaver95: kind of, yeah. I started a real time reply to Rush Limbaugh via my twitter feed. some of the dittodheads disapproved of my efforts.

Sent you a tweet.


biatches love tweets.
2012-10-24 01:24:46 PM  
1 votes:
j.wigflip.com
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-24 12:50:54 PM  
1 votes:
unfilteredpop.files.wordpress.com 

What's next?
2012-10-24 12:20:32 PM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: Fartmoney I'll do anything for you.
Fartmoney just tell me what you want me to.
Fartmoney nail me up against the wall.
Fartmoney don't want everything he wants it all.


No, you can't take
Yes, you can take
No you can't take that away from me

/Head Like A Hole works great for the flip flops!
2012-10-24 11:51:16 AM  
1 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I am afraid that my cynicism has reached an all time high during this campaign and I fear that I may remain jaded for the rest of my lift.

THANKS A LOT FARTOMNEY!


Ahem, it's Fartmoney, not Fartomney. Get it right, foo!
2012-10-24 11:49:40 AM  
1 votes:
I am afraid that my cynicism has reached an all time high during this campaign and I fear that I may remain jaded for the rest of my lift.

THANKS A LOT FARTOMNEY!
2012-10-24 11:44:13 AM  
1 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: So . . . he's out on the campaign trail stumping for Obama? Is that what's going on? After that debate and now this slogan, Obama really should work Romney's endorsement of him into his speech.


This would be geniunely the snarkiest and trolliest thing Obama has done this campaign season.

LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

Those of you with Twitter (I refuse to join) should post something to Obama's twitter feed about Romney endorsing him as candidate and is out campaigning for him now.
2012-10-24 11:41:12 AM  
1 votes:
It's part of a two-day, six-state "America Forward" swing.

So . . . he's out on the campaign trail stumping for Obama? Is that what's going on? After that debate and now this slogan, Obama really should work Romney's endorsement of him into his speech.
2012-10-24 11:27:44 AM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: Holy shiat. He actually named it America Forward.


My thoughts exactly! Holy Farking Shiat Balls, Batman!! He's not just stealing his platform, he's stealing his farking campaign slogan!

/next, the Right Wing will be casting their votes for Mitt Hussein Romney.
2012-10-24 11:17:10 AM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: Holy shiat. He actually named it America Forward.


Say what you will, he only steals from the best.
 
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