Republican Mitt Romney will see President Barack Obama a Thursday campaign event in Richmond and raise him with three Virginia rallies in the state's most populous regions on Sunday.

"Most populous regions", but no stops in Northern VA? I guess we're not Real Virginians again.

Holy shiat. He actually named it America Forward.

Aarontology: Holy shiat. He actually named it America Forward.

Say what you will, he only steals from the best.

Aarontology: Holy shiat. He actually named it America Forward.

Better than "What He Said, But From A White Guy."

St_Francis_P: Say what you will, he only steals from the best.

I swear, we're one week away from him delivering a stump speech and using the phrase "state level ObamaCare" to describe his health care reform in Massachusetts.

vartian: Better than "What He Said, But From A White Guy."

I think that would be the slogan for part of the debates.

Aarontology: Holy shiat. He actually named it America Forward.

My thoughts exactly! Holy Farking Shiat Balls, Batman!! He's not just stealing his platform, he's stealing his farking campaign slogan!

/next, the Right Wing will be casting their votes for Mitt Hussein Romney.

HST's Dead Carcass: My thoughts exactly! Holy Farking Shiat Balls, Batman!! He's not just stealing his platform, he's stealing his farking campaign slogan!

The craziest thing about it is how little his supporters seem to care. Anything to get Obama out, I suppose.

GAT_00: That was the slogan of Mitt's foreign policy.

"What he said, but from a white guy and f*ck Russia"

Wow. That's pretty brazen.

But then, his former company is renowned for, more or less, theft. So I can't say this is surprising.

It's part of a two-day, six-state "America Forward" swing.

So . . . he's out on the campaign trail stumping for Obama? Is that what's going on? After that debate and now this slogan, Obama really should work Romney's endorsement of him into his speech.

Three Crooked Squirrels: So . . . he's out on the campaign trail stumping for Obama? Is that what's going on? After that debate and now this slogan, Obama really should work Romney's endorsement of him into his speech.

This would be geniunely the snarkiest and trolliest thing Obama has done this campaign season.

LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

Those of you with Twitter (I refuse to join) should post something to Obama's twitter feed about Romney endorsing him as candidate and is out campaigning for him now.

America forward to 2000-2008 Bush policies.

The headline has a serious case of Poe's Law, although in this case it's extremism masquerading as moderation.

I am afraid that my cynicism has reached an all time high during this campaign and I fear that I may remain jaded for the rest of my lift.

THANKS A LOT FARTOMNEY!

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I am afraid that my cynicism has reached an all time high during this campaign and I fear that I may remain jaded for the rest of my lift.

THANKS A LOT FARTOMNEY!

Ahem, it's Fartmoney, not Fartomney. Get it right, foo!

'Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns'

vartian: Aarontology: Holy shiat. He actually named it America Forward.

Better than "What He Said, But From A White Guy."

I've got to admit, the seamless pivot from hard right Tea Party "severe" conservative to Obama-lite (*wink wink*) has been masterful.

The clear-eyed, outright abandonment of contrary positions held only weeks before. The apparently instinctive ability to deny quotes he knows full well, word for word, that he made even earlier in the same day; the same hour. The absolute shamelessness of it all. I have to say I am in awe.

All while criticizing Obama on his leadership. Romney, isn't following Obama, he's changed his mind and is now heading that direction also.

HST's Dead Carcass: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I am afraid that my cynicism has reached an all time high during this campaign and I fear that I may remain jaded for the rest of my lift.

THANKS A LOT FARTOMNEY!

Ahem, it's Fartmoney, not Fartomney. Get it right, foo!

lulz

I think he's hoping that undecided voters aren't paying attention to who said what, giving him a 50/50 shot. Which means he could still win with 50% of the popular vote.

That and he will literally say whatever he needs to at the time just to get elected.

If the only way for him to win, was convincing everyone the Republican Senate is secretly gay and pretty much yours to take home for the price of a can of bud lite, he would. And many people would believe him.

HST's Dead Carcass: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I am afraid that my cynicism has reached an all time high during this campaign and I fear that I may remain jaded for the rest of my lift.

THANKS A LOT FARTOMNEY!

Ahem, it's Fartmoney, not Fartomney. Get it right, foo!

Sorry. Autocorrect misses those kinds of things when I type in caps.

Fartmoney I'll do anything for you.
Fartmoney just tell me what you want me to.
Fartmoney nail me up against the wall.
Fartmoney don't want everything he wants it all.

Aarontology: Fartmoney I'll do anything for you.
Fartmoney just tell me what you want me to.
Fartmoney nail me up against the wall.
Fartmoney don't want everything he wants it all.

No, you can't take
Yes, you can take
No you can't take that away from me

/Head Like A Hole works great for the flip flops!

Wow. Romney's just gone full on "I'm just like Obama, honest!" mode.

I posted in the wrong thread.

When is Romney going to come out in blackface and tell everyone to vote for the Black Guy?

Is this just a case of bad writing? I'm wondering if the writer is referring to Obama's six-state swing and that last sentence is talking about the president. I can't find anything else referring to a Romney "America Forward" swing, and Obama was definitely supposed to visit more states after the last debate than Romney.

Anyone find any other reference to this? I mean, I would not be surprised at all to learn it's true. But it seems like bad proofreading.

You guys laugh now but the romney's upcoming "change and hope" ad blitz will seal the deal.

 

What's next?

Maybe he's hoping if he steals re-badges enough of Obama's stuff we'll get confused and vote for him.

For Hooville Farkers, Paul Ryan's rally tomorrow will be at the Crutchfield Corporation HQ (at 1 Crutchfield Park); admission starts at 4:30 PM, main circus starts at 6:30 PM. Usual Secret Service protections in play.

Please be sure to attend if you have the flu.

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This has to be a typo. I just googled "Romney and 'America Forward'" and there's no other mention of it. Obama is the one with this slogan, not Romney.

"Obama comes to Richmond on Thursday for a rally in a city park. That same day, Romney's vice presidential running mate, Paul Ryan, plans stops in Bristol and Charlottesville. It's part of a two-day, six-state "America Forward" swing."

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I'm so glad that google translate exists

LRA61380: This has to be a typo. I just googled "Romney and 'America Forward'" and there's no other mention of it. Obama is the one with this slogan, not Romney.

"Obama comes to Richmond on Thursday for a rally in a city park. That same day, Romney's vice presidential running mate, Paul Ryan, plans stops in Bristol and Charlottesville. It's part of a two-day, six-state "America Forward" swing."

That's a relief. "America Forward" can go back to being an insidious communist plot.

I have angered the dittoheads today.

Weaver95: I have angered the dittoheads today.

So another day completed early?

Makh: Weaver95: I have angered the dittoheads today.

So another day completed early?

kind of, yeah. I started a real time reply to Rush Limbaugh via my twitter feed. some of the dittodheads disapproved of my efforts.

That same day, Romney's vice presidential running mate, Paul Ryan, plans stops in Bristol

Woo! Baby number three on the way! Grandma Sarah is proud.

Weaver95: kind of, yeah. I started a real time reply to Rush Limbaugh via my twitter feed. some of the dittodheads disapproved of my efforts.

Sent you a tweet.

I can't wait to hear from the FARK Real Americans about how "forward" isn't communist when Romney uses it.

/yeah, I know they're too wuss to actually show up, but it would be fun

GAT_00: biatches love tweets.

You keep dropping hints that I'm not picking up on.

I keed.

Lionel Mandrake: I can't wait to hear from the FARK Real Americans about how "forward" isn't communist when Romney uses it.

/yeah, I know they're too wuss to actually show up, but it would be fun

at this point, I don't know why Romney/Ryan should bother putting forward a plan...they haven't done so before now, and at this point actually giving out details would only confuse their own followers. they're better off staying vague and lying their asses off.