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(   After a barrage of criticism for using the word 'retard' in a tweet, Ann Coulter vows never to use that offensive word again. Just kidding. "It must be one retarded room"   ( divider line
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2012-10-24 11:40:55 AM  
3 votes:

This one time when Rush Limbaugh was fisting her, he asked Ann if they could include Michelle Malkin's young nephew in the action.

Ann replied, "Are you retarded?"

To which he wittily retorted: "You know that I am. Were you trying to be offensive?"

And she shot back: "You know that I was. Why don't you die and get cancer?"

And Rush did. And she ate his corpse and choked on a bone.

And everyone laughed.
2012-10-24 11:35:54 AM  
3 votes:
No Republican ever went broke by saying too many stupid things.
2012-10-24 11:35:48 AM  
3 votes:
how can this be we had a fark thread and everything
2012-10-24 12:35:13 PM  
2 votes:
Is this the thread in which we defend handicapped people while calling Ann Coulter a tranny?
2012-10-24 11:49:52 AM  
2 votes:

spelletrader: Twat.

Still unconfirmed.
2012-10-24 11:47:32 AM  
2 votes:
janzee: I can imagine what her eulogywill sound like.. If there's anyone there to read it...

Imagine the sound of a steady stream of liquid splashing on mahogany.
2012-10-24 01:36:47 PM  
1 vote:

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Googling the term "Stage 3" yields two ads, both for cancer. The first disease cited in links is cancer. Like it or not--whether it's Obama saying it or Coulter saying it--"stage 3" is associated with cancer by the hoi polloi. If the reference had been used in front of an audience of doctors or patients, then "stage 3" would have different connotations.


Auto-fill - top hit is not cancer.

Full search - one ad (not a search result), a theatre company, a photographer, a motorsport company, OMG A CANCER RESULT!!!!?!~!~``111, a Ford Mustang, a band, and a production company.

Some mighty good Google-Fu there, Lou.
2012-10-24 12:59:23 PM  
1 vote:

prephippie: "I bowled a 129," he told Leno.

"That's very good, Mr. President," Leno said sarcastically.

But then came the foot-in-mouth moment: "It's like the Special Olympics or something," the president said.

Then he apologizes. Then he invited Special Olympics to the White House.

Then you conveniently left that last part out.

That's called a lie of omission. Also, a sin of omission.
2012-10-24 12:48:12 PM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: The Why Not Guy: it never happens

Because people keep ignoring the "stop giving the troll attention" part of that statement.

I mean, just look at this thread.
2012-10-24 12:23:23 PM  
1 vote:

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: lennavan: kidgenius: Zapruder: TIL amnesia = cancer. Thanks Ann. She's a real See You Next coontsday.

Obama said "Stage 3 Romnesia", with the idea that "stages" are cancer references.

She's still an attention whore.

Alzheimer's has 7 stages. Alzheimer's is a disease that includes inability to remember things and cognitive impairment. Tell me why it is a cancer reference and not an Alzheimer's reference?

Because every time I hear "Stage 3" it's always followed by "Alzheimer's" and never, ever once by "cancer".

Wait, wut?

Stage 3 Romney-Amnesia (Romnesia). You immediately think cancer and not Alzheimers?

More to the point - you think it's a reference to anything?

There are stages of
1) HIV
2) Cancer
3) Alzheimers
4) Arthritis
5) Syphilis
6) Herpes
7) Pregnancy
8) Allergic Reaction
9) Stroke
10) Inflammatory Bowel Disease

The list goes on. This is how medicine works. People like to know what to expect, so medical conditions are described in stages. That your dumbass immediately jumps to cancer means you're completely oblivious to all of medicine. Stage 3 ________ is a reference to medicine. A reasonable person I suppose could put the two things together, medical + amnesia and come out with something like Alzheimers. But cancer? You watch too much TV.
2012-10-24 11:57:43 AM  
1 vote:

Kuta: Where's Sarah Palin's outrage?

It's too bad Coulter didn't say "lesbian retard". The vitriol from a tag-teaming Palin and Lynne Cheney would have been glorious.
2012-10-24 11:39:28 AM  
1 vote:
TIL amnesia = cancer. Thanks Ann. She's a real See You Next coontsday.
2012-10-24 11:36:12 AM  
1 vote:
Doesn't she have a Halloween party or several to prepare for? She'll be going as a witch, satan, the usual Halloween transvestite, a scarecrow, and a wannabe pundit. All without a costume!
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