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(Sun Sentinel)   Mother and her two small children have their pleasant day at the beach rubbed out by a real jerk off   ( divider line
    More: Florida, St. Johns County Sheriff, swing vote, beaches  
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15670 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Oct 2012 at 2:26 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-24 02:53:55 PM  
6 votes:
I'm surprised this didn't happen on Palm Beach
2012-10-24 02:37:31 PM  
5 votes:
And because no thread should be without this....
2012-10-24 03:15:17 PM  
3 votes:

nocturn: [ image 850x784]

You in the suit! Yes, you! Take a bath, hippie!

No, remember, he hates spunk.
2012-10-24 03:06:23 PM  
3 votes:
2012-10-24 03:04:20 PM  
3 votes:
The mother would've left sooner had she not been breast feeding one of her kids in plain sight.

He'll get thirty days for indecent exposure. She'll get on the cover of Today's Mother as some kind of hero.

If you're going to have your breasts out in public, expect people to masturbate to them.
2012-10-24 03:39:26 PM  
2 votes:
I guess you could say he rubbed them...


the wrong way.

2012-10-24 02:32:07 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds like someone got some sand in their vagina. Talk about sexism!

Okay at the beach:
• Breast Stroke

Not okay at the beach:
• Penis Stroke
2012-10-24 02:30:39 PM  
2 votes:
Mean old man kills kittens in front of toddlers.

Too easy
2012-10-24 02:28:28 PM  
2 votes:
What kind of world do we live in where a man can't go to the beach and tug it without being thrown in jail?

Thanks a lot Obama.
2012-10-24 03:02:35 PM  
1 vote:

SweetSaws: I'm surprised this didn't happen on Palm Beach

I grasp what you did there.
2012-10-24 02:42:07 PM  
1 vote:
I've been to this very beach a handful of times.

/it's true
2012-10-24 02:37:53 PM  
1 vote:
Perv is a retired steelworker who obviosly stands behind his erections.
2012-10-24 02:29:31 PM  
1 vote:
masturbating on Vilano Beach for 10-minutes

Holy stamina!
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