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(Sun Sentinel)   Mother and her two small children have their pleasant day at the beach rubbed out by a real jerk off   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 50
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2012-10-24 01:38:39 PM
After interviewing him, detectives couldn't clearly determine if his actions targeted the women or the kids.

Sounds like one of those undecided voters from Ohio that have no clear preference.


Stay classy, Barbara. Remember: you're funnier than you think you are.
 
2012-10-24 02:28:28 PM
What kind of world do we live in where a man can't go to the beach and tug it without being thrown in jail?

Thanks a lot Obama.
 
2012-10-24 02:29:31 PM
masturbating on Vilano Beach for 10-minutes

Holy stamina!
 
2012-10-24 02:30:39 PM
Mean old man kills kittens in front of toddlers.

Too easy
 
2012-10-24 02:31:47 PM
ts1.mm.bing.netts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-10-24 02:32:07 PM
Sounds like someone got some sand in their vagina. Talk about sexism!

Okay at the beach:
• Breast Stroke

Not okay at the beach:
• Penis Stroke
 
2012-10-24 02:34:35 PM

blatz514: masturbating on Vilano Beach for 10-minutes

Holy stamina!


Or Zoloft.
 
2012-10-24 02:35:00 PM
Reporters these days.....sheesh.....


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2012-10-24 02:37:31 PM
And because no thread should be without this....

i29.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 02:37:53 PM
Perv is a retired steelworker who obviosly stands behind his erections.
 
2012-10-24 02:40:57 PM

SultanofSchwing: What kind of world do we live in where a man can't go to the beach and tug it without being thrown in jail?

Thanks a lot Obama.


Shows just how far from being the "Land of the Free" America has come.
 
2012-10-24 02:42:07 PM
I've been to this very beach a handful of times.

/it's true
/csb
/YES, PUN INTENDED
 
2012-10-24 02:44:31 PM
OK FARK LAWYERS

Q: If you rub one out at a nude beach, is it a crime??
A: Profit?!?!
 
2012-10-24 02:45:43 PM
His towel and lotion were seized. Good job CSI.
 
2012-10-24 02:48:34 PM
This is exactly why grandpa never went to the beach without this:
upload.ecvv.com
 
2012-10-24 02:50:52 PM
WTF does Andy Dick persist in living up to his surname?!
 
2012-10-24 02:51:27 PM
Their pleasant day at the beach was killed, gangland style? Yikes.
 
2012-10-24 02:52:22 PM

ChipNASA: OK FARK LAWYERS

Q: If you rub one out at a nude beach, is it a crime??
A: Profit?!?!


I'm pretty sure it's at least taboo, at most illegal. Although according to my thorough research of various video streaming sites, some couples find the risk of punishment negligible.
 
2012-10-24 02:53:55 PM
I'm surprised this didn't happen on Palm Beach
 
2012-10-24 02:54:25 PM
uncle Bob?
 
2012-10-24 02:54:31 PM
FTA: Man accused of masturbating on beach in front of to mom with two small kids
 
2012-10-24 02:54:47 PM
Drew?
Again?
 
2012-10-24 02:57:40 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 160x149][ts2.mm.bing.net image 130x138]


let me guess, Lake Okechobee represents a brown spot
 
2012-10-24 02:58:26 PM
If I tried to bait MY master in public I wouldn't be allowed in the house for a week.

-internet dog
 
2012-10-24 02:59:52 PM
FTFA:
FloriDUH
Weird, wacky, strange, news from the Sunshine State

Can we change the Florida tag to "FloriDUH? Genius.
 
2012-10-24 03:00:17 PM
that was an oddly written article
 
2012-10-24 03:00:39 PM

advex101: FTFA:
FloriDUH
Weird, wacky, strange, news from the Sunshine State

Can we change the Florida tag to "FloriDUH? Genius.


duh??
 
2012-10-24 03:00:42 PM
Stories like this are why people who get mad at the implication that we descended from apes amuse me. Because jerking it in front of the whole troop just because you feel like it sounds exactly like something an ape would do.

I realize he probably did it because the mother and kids were there, but still ...
 
2012-10-24 03:01:09 PM
interestingcelebrities.com

You in the suit! Yes, you! Take a bath, hippie!
 
2012-10-24 03:01:39 PM
 
2012-10-24 03:02:35 PM

SweetSaws: I'm surprised this didn't happen on Palm Beach


I grasp what you did there.
 
2012-10-24 03:03:53 PM
the sunscreen ain't gonna apply itself

also at the bottom of the article:

Siesta Key Beach: Man masturbated at the beach in front of four girls -- and vacationing lawman, deputies say

Sanibel: Man masturbated on the beach near teen, cops say

Bonita beach: Noisy beach masturbator faces deportation

Sanibel: Two dudes busted for sex on the beach

Siesta Key Beach: Sex offender busted for exposing himself to children at beach

Treasure Island: Sex on the beach? For over an hour?


/oh, florida, you...!
 
2012-10-24 03:04:12 PM
I wonder if this is like that story yesterday where the dude was just scratching his bozack. Because he had a rash on it. Which he showed to the cops.
 
2012-10-24 03:04:20 PM
The mother would've left sooner had she not been breast feeding one of her kids in plain sight.

He'll get thirty days for indecent exposure. She'll get on the cover of Today's Mother as some kind of hero.

If you're going to have your breasts out in public, expect people to masturbate to them.
 
2012-10-24 03:05:05 PM
All he had to do was show the cops the rash on his testicles and he would have been good to go
 
2012-10-24 03:06:23 PM
i99.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 03:09:44 PM

spentmiles: If you're going to have your breasts out in public, expect people to masturbate to them.


and there's your bumper sticker.
 
2012-10-24 03:10:19 PM

SweetSaws: I'm surprised this didn't happen on Palm Beach


i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 03:15:17 PM

nocturn: [interestingcelebrities.com image 850x784]

You in the suit! Yes, you! Take a bath, hippie!


No, remember, he hates spunk.
 
2012-10-24 03:34:03 PM
No pics of the mom?
 
2012-10-24 03:39:26 PM
I guess you could say he rubbed them...

*sunglasses*

the wrong way.


YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!
 
2012-10-24 03:43:54 PM
www.asmyjunk.com
 
2012-10-24 03:50:52 PM
Some people need to get shot in the dick.
 
2012-10-24 04:01:17 PM
He thought he had a straight, but he was just a jack off.
 
2012-10-24 04:22:41 PM
Was his name Leopold Bloom?
 
2012-10-24 04:45:45 PM

spentmiles: The mother would've left sooner had she not been breast feeding one of her kids in plain sight.

He'll get thirty days for indecent exposure. She'll get on the cover of Today's Mother as some kind of hero.

If you're going to have your breasts out in public, expect people to masturbate to them.


Wait what?
 
2012-10-24 05:13:15 PM
FTA

"but had another excuse in hand to explain his behavior,"
 
2012-10-24 05:21:19 PM
boom: spentmiles: The mother would've left sooner had she not been breast feeding one of her kids in plain sight.

He'll get thirty days for indecent exposure. She'll get on the cover of Today's Mother as some kind of hero.

If you're going to have your breasts out in public, expect people to masturbate to them.

Wait what?


www.oceanpeakoutfitters.com
 
2012-10-24 06:03:04 PM

MoronLessOff: ChipNASA: OK FARK LAWYERS

Q: If you rub one out at a nude beach, is it a crime??
A: Profit?!?!

I'm pretty sure it's at least taboo, at most illegal. Although according to my thorough research of various video streaming sites, some couples find the risk of punishment negligible.


In my state (VA) unless the act is witnessed by someone 12 years old or younger, public masturbation is a misdemeanor. If even one 12yo sees it, it becomes a felony.
 
2012-10-24 06:26:16 PM
I rather enjoy watching a man pleasure himself.

/Just sayin'
 
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