blatz514: masturbating on Vilano Beach for 10-minutesHoly stamina!
SultanofSchwing: What kind of world do we live in where a man can't go to the beach and tug it without being thrown in jail?Thanks a lot Obama.
ChipNASA: OK FARK LAWYERSQ: If you rub one out at a nude beach, is it a crime??A: Profit?!?!
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advex101: FTFA:FloriDUHWeird, wacky, strange, news from the Sunshine StateCan we change the Florida tag to "FloriDUH? Genius.
SweetSaws: I'm surprised this didn't happen on Palm Beach
spentmiles: If you're going to have your breasts out in public, expect people to masturbate to them.
nocturn: [interestingcelebrities.com image 850x784]You in the suit! Yes, you! Take a bath, hippie!
spentmiles: The mother would've left sooner had she not been breast feeding one of her kids in plain sight.He'll get thirty days for indecent exposure. She'll get on the cover of Today's Mother as some kind of hero.If you're going to have your breasts out in public, expect people to masturbate to them.
MoronLessOff: ChipNASA: OK FARK LAWYERSQ: If you rub one out at a nude beach, is it a crime??A: Profit?!?!I'm pretty sure it's at least taboo, at most illegal. Although according to my thorough research of various video streaming sites, some couples find the risk of punishment negligible.
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