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(Telegram)   U.S. will regain position as world's top oil producer. This is a big fracking deal   (telegram.com) divider line 23
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2012-10-24 11:51:49 AM
5 votes:

chi_tino: GAT_00: Is that why MItt Romney said oil production is lower than it was 4 years ago?

On government land, yes. That was what he correctly stated.

On private land where homeowners and drillers are drinking the milkshake up and the Feds can't do anything about, no.



Nuh-uh...

www.campnofriends.com
2012-10-24 11:31:35 AM
4 votes:
Woot! I can run my gas stove for free. Just need to plumb it up to my kitchen faucet.
2012-10-24 10:11:57 AM
4 votes:

oldernell: What are they going to name the lake when the bedrock is so fractured in Ohio and Pa. that the region becomes a giant sinkhole? If the footings to your house were broken like that it would be condemned.


The Ha-Ha Hole has a nice ring to it.
2012-10-24 11:35:56 AM
3 votes:

oldernell: What are they going to name the lake when the bedrock is so fractured in Ohio and Pa. that the region becomes a giant sinkhole? If the footings to your house were broken like that it would be condemned.


It'll all be worth it if I can afford to gas up my Hummer again... That thing gathers more dust than my treadmill
2012-10-24 11:30:57 AM
3 votes:

Aarontology: But I was told that Obama personally shut down the US oil industry with his job killing socialism.


Top men have told me that the way to energy independence is to pipe Canadian oil to Texas to ship to China.

Yes, this is what Republicans actually believe.
2012-10-24 11:48:05 AM
2 votes:
WE'RE GOING TO BOMB THE SHIAT OUT OF OURSELVES!!!!
/wait....wut?
2012-10-24 11:41:00 AM
2 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-10-24 11:38:37 AM
2 votes:

Aarontology: But I was told that Obama personally shut down the US oil industry with his job killing socialism.


He did. But the brave job creators courageously chose to continue producing oil, even in the face of massive profits.

They succeeded in spite of Obama, not because of him.
2012-10-24 11:35:39 AM
2 votes:
AWESOME!!

Now i don't need to worry about stupid farking alternative energy anymore!! Now we all can eat corn at a reasonable price again, cos we won't need it for biofuel!!!
2012-10-24 11:34:05 AM
2 votes:

oldernell: What are they going to name the lake when the bedrock is so fractured in Ohio and Pa. that the region becomes a giant sinkhole? If the footings to your house were broken like that it would be condemned.


Lake Nom Nom Nom
2012-10-24 11:33:54 AM
2 votes:

meat0918: GAT_00: Is that why MItt Romney said oil production is lower than it was 4 years ago?

Mitt Romney says a lot of things.


If you ever disagree with him, just wait 15 minutes

/Just like the weather in HI
//That really doesn't have anything to do with this though...
2012-10-24 11:31:27 AM
2 votes:
FTA: helping to make North America 'the new Middle East.'

Oh shiat!
2012-10-24 09:51:24 AM
2 votes:
But I was told that Obama personally shut down the US oil industry with his job killing socialism.
2012-10-25 08:49:03 AM
1 votes:

kg2095: uttertosh: AWESOME!!

Now i don't need to worry about stupid farking alternative energy anymore!! Now we all can eat corn at a reasonable price again, cos we won't need it for biofuel!!!

There's still greenhouse gases to worry about.


I can get Gas in my GREENHOUSE?!??! Wow...What a country!!

I love USofA.
2012-10-24 12:21:48 PM
1 votes:
Burr, there is anti coal sentiment here in Florida. City of Gainesville's electric utility is adding mega watts of solar, via private partnerships. They have also contracted with a company to buy power from their wood burning power plant that they are building in the area.

Coal=Bad
Wood, brought in by 100+ diesel burning trucks per day=Good
2012-10-24 12:14:08 PM
1 votes:

oldernell: What are they going to name the lake when the bedrock is so fractured in Ohio and Pa. that the region becomes a giant sinkhole? If the footings to your house were broken like that it would be condemned.


The Sandusky Hole
2012-10-24 12:04:59 PM
1 votes:

evoke: This is happening in spite of Obama.

I am amazed by all these "positive" news articles and studies that seem to come out just before the election. It's like someone is intentionally releasing biased studies at a specific time to trick the American people in believing that a certain president's record is better than what it really is.


Better put on your tinfoil undies too. I hear that gubmint spy planes are trying to target your testes to rid the world of your superior seed.
2012-10-24 11:56:02 AM
1 votes:
blah blah blah Obama
blah blah blah Romney

Fark threads are looking pretty much the same regardless of topic these days.
2012-10-24 11:54:32 AM
1 votes:
Citibank forecasts U.S. production could reach 13 million to 15 million barrels per day by 2020, helping to make North America "the new Middle East."

Sweet, the troops will be home sooner than expected
2012-10-24 11:52:16 AM
1 votes:
Yay! Let's use up all of our domestic oil resources quicker!
2012-10-24 10:09:22 AM
1 votes:
Is that why MItt Romney said oil production is lower than it was 4 years ago?
2012-10-24 10:02:31 AM
1 votes:
What are they going to name the lake when the bedrock is so fractured in Ohio and Pa. that the region becomes a giant sinkhole? If the footings to your house were broken like that it would be condemned.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-24 09:33:24 AM
1 votes:
So that's how Obama made gas so expensive!
 
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