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(Fox News)   Deep in the reddest part of VA, House majority leader Eric Cantor probably figured on cruising to re-election. What he didn't count on, though was that his opponent had a secret weapon: The Soggy Bottom Boys   ( divider line
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2012-10-24 01:18:20 PM  
3 votes:

Raging Whore Moans: ComicBookGuy: That man has the most punchable face in existence.

More than Hannity?

Definitely not. Hannity's face looks like it would actually be pleasant to your fists. Like a very soft, ugly pillow. Filled with whiny feathers.

Cantor could be a movie villain. Reminds me of a less edgy Robert Davi.
2012-10-24 01:11:14 PM  
2 votes:

timujin: "I support cutting taxes for small businessmen and women to help them create and retain more jobs," the Republican noted earlier this month at the debate,

The Vag-Added Tax is killing small women?
2012-10-24 01:09:36 PM  
2 votes:
Hell, he ain't even old timey.
2012-10-24 01:05:41 PM  
2 votes:
Unavailable for comment
2012-10-24 04:44:15 PM  
1 vote:
How DOES this guy continue to get elected? He can't be actually doing the public's business, he spends more time Farking Obama than the first lady!
2012-10-24 02:45:26 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-24 02:21:13 PM  
1 vote:

Hey Cantor! Stay out of the Woolworth's!
2012-10-24 02:02:55 PM  
1 vote:
Cantor: A prick among pricks.
2012-10-24 01:52:18 PM  
1 vote:
That's not the Soggy Bottom Boys, it's Dr. Ralph Stanley, you cretin. That's like mistaking Spinal Tap for Led Zepplin. In the bluegrass community, Ralph Stanley is like Elvis and the Beatles combined. It's a thin audience, but it's a mile deep.
2012-10-24 01:25:55 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-24 01:20:11 PM  
1 vote:
Cantor ... is hitting the political newcomer hard with accusations Powell supports bigger government and higher taxes that would harm the economy.

*GASP!* NO WAI!!!!!
2012-10-24 01:18:58 PM  
1 vote:
Next strategy: love Cantor up and turn him into a horny toad.
2012-10-24 01:10:53 PM  
1 vote:
We ain't one at a timin' here boys, We's maaaaasssss communicatin!
2012-10-24 01:04:39 PM  
1 vote:
That man has the most punchable face in existence.
2012-10-24 12:42:07 PM  
1 vote:
This is my Congressman.
He sucks.
I hate him.
And he will most likely be re-elected.
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