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(Kaiser Family Foundation)   ANSWER: Blasted apart by a commercial firework, baked into a sponge and accidentally inserted into cattle. What's the question?   (thisisplymouth.co.uk) divider line 71
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2012-10-24 11:37:01 AM
"What's actually a pretty cool way to die?"
 
2012-10-24 11:58:32 AM
"What have you done with the bodies?"
 
2012-10-24 11:58:32 AM
The process of making a Burger King burger in reverse?
 
2012-10-24 12:26:30 PM
Four and twenty iPhones baked in a pie...
 
2012-10-24 12:58:56 PM
"What are things are your penis' bucket list"

/penis's?
 
2012-10-24 01:20:03 PM
"How could proper use of commas have told us that it was not one phone that suffered both the sponge baking and the cattle insertion?"

Did I win?
 
2012-10-24 01:24:01 PM

unlikely: "How could proper use of commas have told us that it was not one phone that suffered both the sponge baking and the cattle insertion?"

Did I win?


I, too, am disappointed that there was no direct connection between all those things mentioned in the headline.
 
2012-10-24 01:40:22 PM
This one made me lol...

"4. A woman in her late 20s from Bristol claimed the vibration function on her BlackBerry Bold 9900 phone had stopped working whilst she was using it as an adult toy."
 
2012-10-24 02:25:01 PM
Q: What is "tofu"?
 
2012-10-24 02:28:35 PM
I'll take "Things I do on a Satruday night" for $600, Art.
 
2012-10-24 02:34:26 PM
Anyone else read that headline in John McLaughlin's voice?

crooksandliars.com

/JACK GERMOND! 
 
2012-10-24 02:48:17 PM
baked into a sponge


OH HELL NO!
 
2012-10-24 02:49:59 PM
Other claims include a mobile phone lost by a Devon farmer who was using it as a torch while calving a cow - he claimed the phone was accidentally inserted into the animal.


Would it kill you Brits to use the term "flashlight"? Yeesh.
 
2012-10-24 03:26:10 PM
How does Lady Gaga prepare for a show?
 
2012-10-24 03:26:19 PM
"Wanna see a magic trick?"
 
2012-10-24 03:28:20 PM
Whar penis go?
 
2012-10-24 03:29:32 PM
"So what did you do on the long weekend?"
 
2012-10-24 03:29:40 PM
"How is irradiated bull semen received?"
 
2012-10-24 03:30:02 PM
How can we ever possibly know who did these things to your PS3? Or what? These things occurred, and they are unfortunate. But consider the infinite ways in which these circumstances might occur. We may never know the truth, though long will we contemplate.
 
2012-10-24 03:30:43 PM
"What will Donald Trump do to get attention next year?"
 
2012-10-24 03:30:52 PM
Whar transcrip?
 
2012-10-24 03:32:26 PM
Accidentally?
 
2012-10-24 03:33:17 PM
That's what I always say, I was "accidentally inserted" into the cattle.
 
2012-10-24 03:33:18 PM
Subby's plans for the weekend?

/you can count me out
 
db2
2012-10-24 03:34:53 PM
Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch?
 
2012-10-24 03:37:13 PM
What is Ryan's plan for the Poor?
 
2012-10-24 03:39:30 PM
USA's #1 is also #2.

www.belch.com
 
2012-10-24 03:41:01 PM
"What happened to my pet frog?"
 
2012-10-24 03:42:54 PM

The_Sponge: Other claims include a mobile phone lost by a Devon farmer who was using it as a torch while calving a cow - he claimed the phone was accidentally inserted into the animal.


Would it kill you Brits to use the term "flashlight"? Yeesh.


I'm trying (and failing) NOT to imagine how that happened:
"I need a closer look . . ." Schlooooooop.
 
2012-10-24 03:44:09 PM
"What is the crabby-patty ingredient secret formula?"
 
2012-10-24 03:53:25 PM
"Whatever happened to Baby Jane?"
 
2012-10-24 03:54:32 PM
 
2012-10-24 03:56:30 PM

Nurglitch: Accidentally?


The whole thing !
 
2012-10-24 04:01:08 PM
Not dropped from a balloon?

/not to me, but it's happened to a number of acquaintances
 
2012-10-24 04:02:47 PM
"What is the definition of abominable?"
 
2012-10-24 04:06:54 PM
"What's your favorite passages from the Bible?"
 
2012-10-24 04:07:04 PM
"Who is Tony Wonder?"
 
2012-10-24 04:11:24 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-24 04:11:25 PM
Reminds me of a Johnny Carson - Great Carmac bit: Answer sssssssssssssssssss, boom, bah
Qestion: what sound does an exploding sheep make?
 
2012-10-24 04:13:19 PM
"Who is Steve Jobs"?
 
2012-10-24 04:17:29 PM
How subby's mom spent the weekend?
 
2012-10-24 04:23:10 PM
How is babby formed?

/oblig
 
2012-10-24 04:49:17 PM

The_Sponge: Other claims include a mobile phone lost by a Devon farmer who was using it as a torch while calving a cow - he claimed the phone was accidentally inserted into the animal.


Would it kill you Brits to use the term "flashlight"? Yeesh.


What makes you think he didn't dip the phone in pitch (tar) and ignite it before reaching into the cow's birth canal with it?
 
2012-10-24 04:53:09 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: "What have you done with the bodies?"


This. I was going with "Where is Jimmy Hoffa?"
 
2012-10-24 05:02:43 PM

Dead-Guy: The_Sponge: Other claims include a mobile phone lost by a Devon farmer who was using it as a torch while calving a cow - he claimed the phone was accidentally inserted into the animal.


Would it kill you Brits to use the term "flashlight"? Yeesh.

What makes you think he didn't dip the phone in pitch (tar) and ignite it before reaching into the cow's birth canal with it?


That would be a neat trick.
 
2012-10-24 05:05:59 PM

The_Sponge: Dead-Guy: The_Sponge: Other claims include a mobile phone lost by a Devon farmer who was using it as a torch while calving a cow - he claimed the phone was accidentally inserted into the animal.


Would it kill you Brits to use the term "flashlight"? Yeesh.

What makes you think he didn't dip the phone in pitch (tar) and ignite it before reaching into the cow's birth canal with it?

That would be a neat trick.


Damn British service manuals - I run into a little trouble trying to use "paraffin" to clean some parts, but I figured the translating bit out before I got to the part about using a "torch" to check my petrol tank.
 
2012-10-24 05:08:02 PM
"Would you like to know what me and your motha did last night Trebek?"
 
2012-10-24 05:11:38 PM
I was going to say "What is a McRib?" except when they said accidentally inserted into cattle.
 
2012-10-24 05:17:46 PM

Ed Finnerty: Anyone else read that headline in John McLaughlin's voice?

[crooksandliars.com image 320x240]

/JACK GERMOND!


Actually read that headline like I was a contestant in the winner's circle of 10,000 pyramid.

/except for what's the question.
 
2012-10-24 06:02:44 PM
What we'd all like to see happen to members of the Westboro Baptist Church?
 
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