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(Slate)   Mitt Romney is Dolores Umbridge   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, foreign policy  
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3095 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 Oct 2012 at 10:34 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-24 10:40:08 AM  
5 votes:

Galloping Galoshes: Fine, Obama is Gilderoy Lockhart.

No he is Lupin. He has a trait which makes him unacceptable. Lupin is a werewolf and Obama is Bla
2012-10-24 10:53:16 AM  
3 votes:
2012-10-24 10:48:49 AM  
3 votes:

Galloping Galoshes: *pbptth* *splash*

2012-10-24 10:47:54 AM  
3 votes:
Mitt Romney is Slab Bulkhead
Mitt Romney is Fridge Largemeat
Mitt Romney is Punt Speedchunk
Mitt Romney is Butch Deadlift
Mitt Romney is Bold Bigflank
Mitt Romney is Splint Chesthair
Mitt Romney is Flint Ironstag
Mitt Romney is Bolt Vanderhuge
Mitt Romney is Thick McRunfast
Mitt Romney is Blast Hardcheese
Mitt Romney is Buff Drinklots
Mitt Romney is Trunk Slamchest
Mitt Romney is Fist Rockbone
Mitt Romney is Stump Beefgnaw
Mitt Romney is Smash Lampjaw
Mitt Romney is Punch Rockgroin
Mitt Romney is Buck Plankchest
Mitt Romney is Stump Chunkman
Mitt Romney is Dirk Hardpeck
Mitt Romney is Rip Steakface
Mitt Romney is Slate Slabrock
Mitt Romney is Crud Bonemeal
Mitt Romney is Brick Hardmeat
Mitt Romney is Rip Sidecheek
Mitt Romney is Punch Sideiron
Mitt Romney is Gristle McThornBody
Mitt Romney is Slake Fistcrunch
Mitt Romney is Buff Hardback
Mitt Romney is Bob Johnson
Mitt Romney is Blast Thickneck
Mitt Romney is Crunch Buttsteak
Mitt Romney is Slab Squatthrust
Mitt Romney is Lump Beefrock
Mitt Romney is Touch Rustrod
Mitt Romney is Reef Blastbody
Mitt Romney is Big McLargeHuge
Mitt Romney is Smoke Manmuscle
Mitt Romney is Beat Punchbeef
Mitt Romney is Pack Blowfist
2012-10-24 10:43:04 AM  
3 votes:

Raharu: I see him more of a Lucius Malfoy

Oh god no, that just means endless Tagg in leather pants fanfic.
2012-10-24 11:41:32 AM  
2 votes:
Ooooh, I hope we can capture Romney's gangrape by minotaur on tape.
2012-10-24 11:02:44 AM  
2 votes:

"What about Obama? Harry Potter, one might imagine, in the 9-year-old's phantasmagoria? The damaged hero. The chosen one. The boy who saves the world. No, she said, impatiently. Like why can't I see it? Why am I not receiving the message the universe is so clearly sending? Dumbledore! Wise, old, snowy-haired Albus Dumbledore. He has moral authority and gravitas, even when life at Hogwarts moves out of his control. He is also a master of wryness, of sharp comments delivered dryly. You can easily imagine Dumbledore saying, "We also have fewer horses and bayonets." When the evil forces of the ministry come to take him to jail, a magnificent orange bird swoops down, and together they vanish in flame."

Now Joe really needs the Bird so he and Obama can go fly off into the sunset to save the economy...and all that important stuff.
2012-10-24 11:00:40 AM  
2 votes:
So, Romney's a girl and should therefore stay in the kitchen and keep out of "man business" anyway, yes?
2012-10-24 10:55:17 AM  
2 votes:
Does that mean that he will be dragged away by centaurs and raped?
2012-10-24 10:49:28 AM  
2 votes:
Paul Ryan would therefore be one of the Gringotts goblins (only one that doesn't know any math - who was the one secretly working for Voldemort?).

Joe Biden is Hagrid.
2012-10-24 11:08:08 AM  
1 vote:

Fluorescent Testicle: Galloping Galoshes: *pbptth* *splash*


Thread over.
2012-10-24 11:01:08 AM  
1 vote:
Umbridge had set in stone values (farked up as they were).

Romney is more like Fudge.
2012-10-24 10:54:32 AM  
1 vote:

Dr Dreidel: Joe Biden is Hagrid.

Biden is TOTALLY Hagrid.
2012-10-24 10:47:00 AM  
1 vote:

Rattlehead: Who?

Some lady wrote a bunch of books, got rich, and exposed millions as incipient geeks. Dolores Umbridge was an unpleasant character in said books.
2012-10-24 10:46:41 AM  
1 vote:
Biden is Mr.Weasley
2012-10-24 10:39:03 AM  
1 vote:
I see him more of a Lucius Malfoy
2012-10-24 10:38:43 AM  
1 vote:
Fine, Obama is Gilderoy Lockhart.
2012-10-24 10:38:25 AM  
1 vote:
Helps when you can greenlight your alt accounts huh
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