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2012-10-24 09:44:15 AM
flashing a peace sign in one photograph,

That's not the peace sign. I might have forgiven an American paper making that mistake, but the Daily Mail? Sheesh.
 
2012-10-24 10:02:41 AM
Darn. The headline had me hoping that was actually what happened.
 
2012-10-24 10:18:49 AM
I'm not saying that I have incriminating pictures of acquaintances, and a close friend or two, that I have used as leverage...

But I have incriminating pictures of acquaintances, and a close friend or two, that I have used as leverage.

I'm not proud... or tired.
 
2012-10-24 10:22:49 AM
I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!

img132.imageshack.us

There! That's better!
 
2012-10-24 10:34:25 AM
I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.
 
2012-10-24 10:55:39 AM

minoridiot: I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.


Imagine that. :D
 
2012-10-24 11:38:18 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!

[img132.imageshack.us image 653x1010]

There! That's better!


I might need to have a seat over there.
 
2012-10-24 12:19:50 PM

doczoidberg: Darn. The headline had me hoping that was actually what happened.


That's why I clicked, too. Good headline subs.
 
2012-10-24 12:20:19 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!

[img132.imageshack.us image 653x1010]

There! That's better!


thank you
 
2012-10-24 12:22:45 PM

minoridiot: I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.


I imagine it would be more mortifying to tell her friend that her mother is a stripper and her grandma is a whore
 
2012-10-24 12:23:43 PM

minoridiot: I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.


Saving this for when my kids are more grown and in school.
 
2012-10-24 12:24:08 PM
It makes me look so fat

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2012-10-24 12:24:50 PM
Bikini? Facebook? As you wish...

crow202.org
 
2012-10-24 12:25:02 PM

kvinesknows: minoridiot: I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.

I imagine it would be more mortifying to tell her friend that her mother is a stripper and her grandma is a whore


I'll just post links on their facebook to video or pics of said misbehaving child being conceived.
/THAT will learn em.
 
2012-10-24 12:25:36 PM
What the parents actually did is a fair bit more benign than posting scantily clad kidpix. The cross-eyed dad is hilarious.
 
2012-10-24 12:25:41 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!



There! That's better!


I'd like to high-five anyone that's sampled those goods. Got-dayum.
 
2012-10-24 12:25:53 PM

minoridiot: I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.


It's amazing what the threat of parental embarassment can make kids do... especially in subsequent times if they didn't take your threat seriously the first time.
 
2012-10-24 12:26:18 PM
If this picture doesn't have derp written all over it, I don't know what does.

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-24 12:27:18 PM
I suddenly have the urge to request adolescents to remove themselves from my lawn.
 
2012-10-24 12:27:19 PM
I like that idea; your child misbehaves; you embarrass the hell out of them.

/ that's the Chicago way!
 
2012-10-24 12:27:46 PM

MajorTubeSteak: If this picture doesn't have derp written all over it, I don't know what does.


I think that's supposed to be the point.
 
2012-10-24 12:30:19 PM
Why didn't they film themselves blowing the phone away with guns then posting it online? Like normal parents.
 
2012-10-24 12:31:37 PM

Millennium: MajorTubeSteak: If this picture doesn't have derp written all over it, I don't know what does.

I think that's supposed to be the point.


What I meant to say is pic has Fark meme potential written all over it.
 
2012-10-24 12:32:41 PM
sleeping pictures of teh offspring would mend there ways.
 
2012-10-24 12:33:15 PM

Millennium: MajorTubeSteak: If this picture doesn't have derp written all over it, I don't know what does.

I think that's supposed to be the point.


all pictures must be taken seriously. this is the internets. serious business.
 
2012-10-24 12:34:28 PM

Millennium: MajorTubeSteak: If this picture doesn't have derp written all over it, I don't know what does.

I think that's supposed to be the point.


Indeed, it is derp on purpose or day I say....

On derpose
 
2012-10-24 12:34:32 PM

pute kisses like a man: Millennium: MajorTubeSteak: If this picture doesn't have derp written all over it, I don't know what does.

I think that's supposed to be the point.

all pictures must be taken seriously. this is the internets. serious business.


Tell that to ChipNASA
 
2012-10-24 12:34:37 PM

ManateeGag: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!

[img132.imageshack.us image 653x1010]

There! That's better!

I might need to have a seat over there.


Is the next seat taken?
 
2012-10-24 12:34:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 12:36:00 PM
Genius. I've got to remember these things if I ever become a parent.

"If you don't get ready for school and get on that bus I swear I will get out of the car in just my shorts and wave goodbye to you in front of everyone. Ball is in your court."
 
2012-10-24 12:38:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 12:41:34 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!

[img132.imageshack.us image 653x1010]

There! That's better!


People like you are ruining the internet. Why would you post a private photo for friends on a public board? Are you really so morally bankrupt that the meaningless accolades of anonymous users are more important to you then respecting this teen girl's privacy? Disgusting.
 
2012-10-24 12:42:16 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: Genius. I've got to remember these things if I ever become a parent.

"If you don't get ready for school and get on that bus I swear I will get out of the car in just my shorts and wave goodbye to you in front of everyone. Ball is in your court."


Jorts, my friend. Jorts.
 
2012-10-24 12:42:26 PM
www.tvparty.com
 
2012-10-24 12:43:11 PM
I have to drop the kids at their high school every morning (too far away for a bus).

Whenever the brotherly bickering ramps up I threaten to yell "Have a nice day at school!!" like Jerry Lewis the next morning. Considering the herds of beautiful underage tail I see walking in the doors, I figured they would listen, so as to not destroy any chances they may have.

It works like a charm--never had to get all "Hey LAAAADEEEEE", on them.

/Yet.
 
2012-10-24 12:45:09 PM
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2012-10-24 12:45:39 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: Genius. I've got to remember these things if I ever become a parent.

"If you don't get ready for school and get on that bus I swear I will get out of the car in just my shorts and wave goodbye to you in front of everyone. Ball is in your court."


or balls are in view of your friends.
 
2012-10-24 12:46:31 PM

fickenchucker: I have to drop the kids at their high school every morning (too far away for a bus).

Whenever the brotherly bickering ramps up I threaten to yell "Have a nice day at school!!" like Jerry Lewis the next morning. Considering the herds of beautiful underage tail I see walking in the doors, I figured they would listen, so as to not destroy any chances they may have.

It works like a charm--never had to get all "Hey LAAAADEEEEE", on them.

/Yet.


I occasionally got threatened with a kiss on the cheek and "Have a good day, sweety" or some variation of that. Why yes,I did shape up when that was threatened. I had the whole not getting any tail covered on my own, but still.
 
2012-10-24 12:47:22 PM
i536.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 12:49:02 PM
When my cousins and I bugged my dad to drive us somewhere and he didn't want to go, his revenge was to take us in the dump truck. He'd drop us right in front of the place, too. "Dad, no! Drop us around the corner." "Next stop is home. Take your pick."
 
2012-10-24 12:49:18 PM

Fark In The Duck: [i536.photobucket.com image 634x628]



And it begins...
 
2012-10-24 12:54:53 PM

Fark In The Duck: [i536.photobucket.com image 634x628]


Awesome!
 
2012-10-24 12:55:43 PM
i.imgur.com

Maybe the Mother was referring to this?
 
2012-10-24 12:56:06 PM
Hmm.. The dishes, or the bikini picture...
okay, put the dishes up on Facebook.
 
2012-10-24 12:59:08 PM

jtown: When my cousins and I bugged my dad to drive us somewhere and he didn't want to go, his revenge was to take us in the dump truck. He'd drop us right in front of the place, too. "Dad, no! Drop us around the corner." "Next stop is home. Take your pick."


Who the hell wouldn't want to get dropped off in a dump truck anyway?

Sounds pretty cool to me
 
2012-10-24 01:08:36 PM

kvinesknows: minoridiot: I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.

I imagine it would be more mortifying to tell her friend that her mother is a stripper and her grandma is a whore


www.hotflick.net
 
2012-10-24 01:10:38 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!

[img132.imageshack.us image 653x1010]

There! That's better!


You Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!
 
2012-10-24 01:12:34 PM
imageshack.us


Thanks, Imageshack!
 
2012-10-24 01:33:47 PM

Fark In The Duck: [i536.photobucket.com image 634x628]


God bless you for the biggest lol i've had all day
 
2012-10-24 01:34:49 PM
"Do the dishes or the bikini picture goes up on Facebook"

And if you give me any back-talk, I'll put up an embarrassing photo of your mother, as well!
 
2012-10-24 01:51:24 PM

Fark In The Duck: [i536.photobucket.com image 634x628]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 02:26:17 PM
This is where Trump got his idea.
 
2012-10-24 02:30:46 PM
Almost makes me want to let my daughters have a FB account so I can threaten them with it.

Almost.
 
2012-10-24 02:33:25 PM
'Something like this would have been about the most horrifying experience of my life,' wrote one user. 'I feel for the sister.'

I believe life will be very difficult for this one.
 
2012-10-24 02:34:04 PM
If the circumstances are as described I say good on the parents.
 
2012-10-24 02:40:18 PM
 
2012-10-24 02:40:18 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: [imageshack.us image 634x628]


Thanks, Imageshack!


wow, a Keeping Up Appearances reference. Nice.

/Onslow rocks

//bone idle!
 
2012-10-24 02:45:25 PM

halfof33: jtown: When my cousins and I bugged my dad to drive us somewhere and he didn't want to go, his revenge was to take us in the dump truck. He'd drop us right in front of the place, too. "Dad, no! Drop us around the corner." "Next stop is home. Take your pick."

Who the hell wouldn't want to get dropped off in a dump truck anyway?

Sounds pretty cool to me


Think this only without all that pesky metal holding the plywood sides together or a back of any kind, the whole thing swaying back and forth. And a lot more rust on the truck. Holes in the muffler, belching unburned fuel.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-24 02:50:48 PM

jtown: Think this only without all that pesky metal holding the plywood sides together or a back of any kind, the whole thing swaying back and forth. And a lot more rust on the truck. Holes in the muffler, belching unburned fuel.


Oh.... I was thinking this:

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-24 02:52:19 PM
I for one think Facebook is worth every penny I spent on it.

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2012-10-24 03:00:12 PM
What "getting fresh" might look like.

i536.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 03:02:42 PM

halfof33: jtown: Think this only without all that pesky metal holding the plywood sides together or a back of any kind, the whole thing swaying back and forth. And a lot more rust on the truck. Holes in the muffler, belching unburned fuel.

Oh.... I was thinking this:

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x279]


Yeah, that's like fantasy lesbians vs. reality lesbians.
 
2012-10-24 03:05:04 PM

frepnog


wow, a Keeping Up Appearances reference. Nice.

/Onslow rocks

//bone idle!


*tips hat*

RIP Onslow :-(
 
2012-10-24 03:08:53 PM

jtown: halfof33: jtown:

Yeah, that's like fantasy lesbians vs. reality lesbians.


/So true
//Sad, but true
///Will gladly entertain any lesbians wanting to prove me wrong
////EIP
 
2012-10-24 04:17:12 PM

Slaxl: flashing a peace sign in one photograph,

That's not the peace sign. I might have forgiven an American paper making that mistake, but the Daily Mail? Sheesh.


The couple in question is from Wisconsin, not Britain.
 
2012-10-24 04:28:07 PM

LazarusLong42: Slaxl: flashing a peace sign in one photograph,

That's not the peace sign. I might have forgiven an American paper making that mistake, but the Daily Mail? Sheesh.

The couple in question is from Wisconsin, not Britain.


That's not an American peace sign, either; a peace sign is palm out. That's the "sideways douchebag, usually accompanied by duckface" sign.

doczoidberg: Darn. The headline had me hoping that was actually what happened.


I think they were threatening to put a picture of Mom (or maybe Dad) in a bikini on her Facebook page. That would have been real punishment.
 
2012-10-24 05:08:21 PM

LazarusLong42: Slaxl: flashing a peace sign in one photograph,

That's not the peace sign. I might have forgiven an American paper making that mistake, but the Daily Mail? Sheesh.

The couple in question is from Wisconsin, not Britain.


Agreed, and here's the comment I tried to post on the Daily Mail's page, but got an error message:

For reference, in the US, that's the peace sign no matter how you hold your hand. Only in the UK can it be an offensive gesture, although I guess anyone who's watched British TV shows would recognize the gesture (provided there was motion). But yeah, I'm pretty sure that as far as Mom's are concerned, she really is making a peace sign.
 
2012-10-24 06:06:24 PM

boyvoyeur: 'Something like this would have been about the most horrifying experience of my life,' wrote one user. 'I feel for the sister.'

I believe life will be very difficult for this one.


right... we need to find this kids FB and prepare her for the things her parents did not.
 
2012-10-24 06:06:47 PM
Fark in the Duck

I literally lol'd. Thanks.
 
2012-10-24 06:37:05 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I for one think Facebook is worth every penny I spent on it.

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#1 is outstanding sir. I....I got to go now.....
 
2012-10-24 08:06:37 PM

puckrock2000: That's not an American peace sign, either; a peace sign is palm out. That's the "sideways douchebag, usually accompanied by duckface" sign.





Or as the French call it. Farkface.

/because they're farkfaces....
 
2012-10-24 11:40:10 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I for one think Facebook is worth every penny I spent on it.

[img577.imageshack.us image 600x799]
[img580.imageshack.us image 428x438]
[img87.imageshack.us image 538x720]


....fark

Just....fark. Especially the first one. That should be illegal. Weapons grade hotness.
 
2012-10-25 12:29:33 AM
My grandpa would drop/pick me up in a real pos 55 ford f150. I don't think he wa trying to embarass me however. I thought the truck was awesome.

RIP gramps.
 
2012-10-25 01:03:53 AM
AustinMac responded, 'She got fresh.'

Do kids in Wisconsin really talk like that?
 
2012-10-25 07:31:18 PM
I'm all for this and beating your kids if they screw up. Not abusing but a good harsh whipping, corporal punidhment WORKS, fark parents now fark society now, fark anyone who won't hit their kids.
 
2012-10-26 12:53:30 AM
Let's see. Kid does something to annoy parent. Parent does something that is most likely a terms of service violation that could possibly get the kid, the parent(s) or both banned from the network in question, and depending on the jurisdiction, there might be criminal computer trespassing charges in the offing.

{sarc}
Way to set an example.
{/sarc}
 
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