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2012-10-24 09:44:15 AM
flashing a peace sign in one photograph,

That's not the peace sign. I might have forgiven an American paper making that mistake, but the Daily Mail? Sheesh.
 
2012-10-24 10:02:41 AM
Darn. The headline had me hoping that was actually what happened.
 
2012-10-24 10:18:49 AM
I'm not saying that I have incriminating pictures of acquaintances, and a close friend or two, that I have used as leverage...

But I have incriminating pictures of acquaintances, and a close friend or two, that I have used as leverage.

I'm not proud... or tired.
 
2012-10-24 10:22:49 AM
I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!

img132.imageshack.us

There! That's better!
 
2012-10-24 10:34:25 AM
I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.
 
2012-10-24 10:55:39 AM

minoridiot: I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.


Imagine that. :D
 
2012-10-24 11:38:18 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!

[img132.imageshack.us image 653x1010]

There! That's better!


I might need to have a seat over there.
 
2012-10-24 12:19:50 PM

doczoidberg: Darn. The headline had me hoping that was actually what happened.


That's why I clicked, too. Good headline subs.
 
2012-10-24 12:20:19 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!

[img132.imageshack.us image 653x1010]

There! That's better!


thank you
 
2012-10-24 12:22:45 PM

minoridiot: I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.


I imagine it would be more mortifying to tell her friend that her mother is a stripper and her grandma is a whore
 
2012-10-24 12:23:43 PM

minoridiot: I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.


Saving this for when my kids are more grown and in school.
 
2012-10-24 12:24:08 PM
It makes me look so fat

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-24 12:24:50 PM
Bikini? Facebook? As you wish...

crow202.org
 
2012-10-24 12:25:02 PM

kvinesknows: minoridiot: I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.

I imagine it would be more mortifying to tell her friend that her mother is a stripper and her grandma is a whore


I'll just post links on their facebook to video or pics of said misbehaving child being conceived.
/THAT will learn em.
 
2012-10-24 12:25:36 PM
What the parents actually did is a fair bit more benign than posting scantily clad kidpix. The cross-eyed dad is hilarious.
 
2012-10-24 12:25:41 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!



There! That's better!


I'd like to high-five anyone that's sampled those goods. Got-dayum.
 
2012-10-24 12:25:53 PM

minoridiot: I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.


It's amazing what the threat of parental embarassment can make kids do... especially in subsequent times if they didn't take your threat seriously the first time.
 
2012-10-24 12:26:18 PM
If this picture doesn't have derp written all over it, I don't know what does.

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-24 12:27:18 PM
I suddenly have the urge to request adolescents to remove themselves from my lawn.
 
2012-10-24 12:27:19 PM
I like that idea; your child misbehaves; you embarrass the hell out of them.

/ that's the Chicago way!
 
2012-10-24 12:27:46 PM

MajorTubeSteak: If this picture doesn't have derp written all over it, I don't know what does.


I think that's supposed to be the point.
 
2012-10-24 12:30:19 PM
Why didn't they film themselves blowing the phone away with guns then posting it online? Like normal parents.
 
2012-10-24 12:31:37 PM

Millennium: MajorTubeSteak: If this picture doesn't have derp written all over it, I don't know what does.

I think that's supposed to be the point.


What I meant to say is pic has Fark meme potential written all over it.
 
2012-10-24 12:32:41 PM
sleeping pictures of teh offspring would mend there ways.
 
2012-10-24 12:33:15 PM

Millennium: MajorTubeSteak: If this picture doesn't have derp written all over it, I don't know what does.

I think that's supposed to be the point.


all pictures must be taken seriously. this is the internets. serious business.
 
2012-10-24 12:34:28 PM

Millennium: MajorTubeSteak: If this picture doesn't have derp written all over it, I don't know what does.

I think that's supposed to be the point.


Indeed, it is derp on purpose or day I say....

On derpose
 
2012-10-24 12:34:32 PM

pute kisses like a man: Millennium: MajorTubeSteak: If this picture doesn't have derp written all over it, I don't know what does.

I think that's supposed to be the point.

all pictures must be taken seriously. this is the internets. serious business.


Tell that to ChipNASA
 
2012-10-24 12:34:37 PM

ManateeGag: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!

[img132.imageshack.us image 653x1010]

There! That's better!

I might need to have a seat over there.


Is the next seat taken?
 
2012-10-24 12:34:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 12:36:00 PM
Genius. I've got to remember these things if I ever become a parent.

"If you don't get ready for school and get on that bus I swear I will get out of the car in just my shorts and wave goodbye to you in front of everyone. Ball is in your court."
 
2012-10-24 12:38:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 12:41:34 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!

[img132.imageshack.us image 653x1010]

There! That's better!


People like you are ruining the internet. Why would you post a private photo for friends on a public board? Are you really so morally bankrupt that the meaningless accolades of anonymous users are more important to you then respecting this teen girl's privacy? Disgusting.
 
2012-10-24 12:42:16 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: Genius. I've got to remember these things if I ever become a parent.

"If you don't get ready for school and get on that bus I swear I will get out of the car in just my shorts and wave goodbye to you in front of everyone. Ball is in your court."


Jorts, my friend. Jorts.
 
2012-10-24 12:42:26 PM
www.tvparty.com
 
2012-10-24 12:43:11 PM
I have to drop the kids at their high school every morning (too far away for a bus).

Whenever the brotherly bickering ramps up I threaten to yell "Have a nice day at school!!" like Jerry Lewis the next morning. Considering the herds of beautiful underage tail I see walking in the doors, I figured they would listen, so as to not destroy any chances they may have.

It works like a charm--never had to get all "Hey LAAAADEEEEE", on them.

/Yet.
 
2012-10-24 12:45:09 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-24 12:45:39 PM

HellRaisingHoosier: Genius. I've got to remember these things if I ever become a parent.

"If you don't get ready for school and get on that bus I swear I will get out of the car in just my shorts and wave goodbye to you in front of everyone. Ball is in your court."


or balls are in view of your friends.
 
2012-10-24 12:46:31 PM

fickenchucker: I have to drop the kids at their high school every morning (too far away for a bus).

Whenever the brotherly bickering ramps up I threaten to yell "Have a nice day at school!!" like Jerry Lewis the next morning. Considering the herds of beautiful underage tail I see walking in the doors, I figured they would listen, so as to not destroy any chances they may have.

It works like a charm--never had to get all "Hey LAAAADEEEEE", on them.

/Yet.


I occasionally got threatened with a kiss on the cheek and "Have a good day, sweety" or some variation of that. Why yes,I did shape up when that was threatened. I had the whole not getting any tail covered on my own, but still.
 
2012-10-24 12:47:22 PM
i536.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 12:49:02 PM
When my cousins and I bugged my dad to drive us somewhere and he didn't want to go, his revenge was to take us in the dump truck. He'd drop us right in front of the place, too. "Dad, no! Drop us around the corner." "Next stop is home. Take your pick."
 
2012-10-24 12:49:18 PM

Fark In The Duck: [i536.photobucket.com image 634x628]



And it begins...
 
2012-10-24 12:54:53 PM

Fark In The Duck: [i536.photobucket.com image 634x628]


Awesome!
 
2012-10-24 12:55:43 PM
i.imgur.com

Maybe the Mother was referring to this?
 
2012-10-24 12:56:06 PM
Hmm.. The dishes, or the bikini picture...
okay, put the dishes up on Facebook.
 
2012-10-24 12:59:08 PM

jtown: When my cousins and I bugged my dad to drive us somewhere and he didn't want to go, his revenge was to take us in the dump truck. He'd drop us right in front of the place, too. "Dad, no! Drop us around the corner." "Next stop is home. Take your pick."


Who the hell wouldn't want to get dropped off in a dump truck anyway?

Sounds pretty cool to me
 
2012-10-24 01:08:36 PM

kvinesknows: minoridiot: I threatened take my shirt off and walk my daughter to the front of her school if she was too late to catch the school bus. She managed to catch the school bus.

I imagine it would be more mortifying to tell her friend that her mother is a stripper and her grandma is a whore


www.hotflick.net
 
2012-10-24 01:10:38 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I feel cheated out of a bikini picture on facebook!

[img132.imageshack.us image 653x1010]

There! That's better!


You Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!
 
2012-10-24 01:12:34 PM
imageshack.us


Thanks, Imageshack!
 
2012-10-24 01:33:47 PM

Fark In The Duck: [i536.photobucket.com image 634x628]


God bless you for the biggest lol i've had all day
 
2012-10-24 01:34:49 PM
"Do the dishes or the bikini picture goes up on Facebook"

And if you give me any back-talk, I'll put up an embarrassing photo of your mother, as well!
 
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