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(Channel4000)   Man steals crap from Wal-mart, police let him out of jail. Man steals same crap from police station   ( divider line
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4307 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Nov 2001 at 1:44 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-20 01:51:48 PM  
Titties and Beer

2001-11-20 01:52:14 PM  
Why is a grown man stealing a toy all terrain vehicle??

And how did he get it out of the store!!

Better than that, how the hell did he get it out of the police station??

this guy is good.
2001-11-20 01:59:14 PM  
that rocks. needs the hero tag
2001-11-20 02:00:32 PM  
That guy is the man!
2001-11-20 02:08:12 PM  
What we need is a [BALLS] tag!
2001-11-20 02:09:55 PM  
We need more WHEATON stories!
2001-11-20 02:09:57 PM  
Gotta give him credit - he was determined to succeed!
2001-11-20 02:28:50 PM  
He's accused of shoplifting a toy all-terrain vehicle, medication, batteries, a pellet pistol and a phone from the St. Croix Falls Wal-Mart store last June.

I wonder what he was planning to do with that stuff. Probably would've been a hell of a lot of fun.
2001-11-20 02:31:41 PM  
Guess he thought all the cheeseheads would be too drunk to notice him stealing.....looks like he was right - twice.
2001-11-20 02:32:29 PM  
He was going to build a Taliban Thermonuclear Device(got the blueprint from a Mc Guyver episode) and mount a suicide death ride on the toy all terrain vehicle.

Actually,the case should get thrown out because there is no evidence.I bet the fuggin' cops snagged the evidence and blamed it on the crook.
2001-11-20 02:32:40 PM  
One of my friends got taken to the hospital while underage (from drinking too much).

He woke up and there were police waiting outside his hospital room door. They checked on him and he pretended to be asleep. Then he got up, grabbed his clothes and dressed and climbed out the window and ran away.

Halfway to campus (about a 1.5 mile jog so far) he realized he didn't have his leather jacket.

He was caught by the police climbing back into the hospital window to get it.
2001-11-20 02:36:24 PM  
When I first started shoplifting at around 11 or 12 years old I would steal useless shiat like this guy did.

Only difference is this schmuck is a grown man.
2001-11-20 02:38:04 PM  
I Agree this guy had much more balls then brains
2001-11-20 02:46:51 PM  
well said Vman.
2001-11-20 02:52:15 PM  
So is he in custody now? Strangely vague article.

One thing's for sure. He's going to get a good nightsticking for "resisting arrest" next time they get ahold of him.
2001-11-20 02:57:21 PM  
Diligence: noun 1. Earnest and persistent application to an undertaking; steady effort; assiduity. 2. Attentive care; heedfulness.
2001-11-20 03:02:02 PM  
... he only wanted to return all that stuff from the police station to WalMart. okay, so the guy's a squirrel. yeah, the squirrel with the big balls.
2001-11-20 03:12:49 PM  
"...with felony burglary, retail theft and resisting an officer."

He's being charged because the officer was making advances? Pervert.
2001-11-20 03:21:11 PM  
If you are going to do a job keep at it until you do it right...
2001-11-20 03:36:24 PM  
Agk . . . I hate the walmart cause the walmart people closed down all the regular walmart and open up Super WalMarts which sucks cause they are too much big. Hates Super WalMart!!!!
2001-11-20 03:37:55 PM  
Excuse me sir, is that an ATV in your pants.
2001-11-20 04:26:10 PM  
Do Wal-Mart stores even carry anything worth stealing? (confused deeply)

-he who stacks pork
2001-11-20 08:36:10 PM  
Hay hay hay don't pick on Wal-mart. Folks have to get their WWF T-shirts and NASCAR hats somewhere.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-11-20 11:30:50 PM  
i wish our kmart would dissapear, it cant be making any money, its a shiat hole.

our kmart used to be a bar/pool hall/bowling ally

HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE. alot better then a POS kmart, DAMMMIITTTT.
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