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(Trebuchet Magazine)   Botanists discover scrawny, sexually undecided plant with a grasping appearance. Botanists name the plant 'Gaga'   (trebuchet-magazine.com) divider line 19
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2012-10-24 11:33:37 AM  
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2012-10-24 11:34:55 AM  
Scrawny?
 
2012-10-24 11:35:09 AM  
i'd name it Spaghett

bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-10-24 11:36:07 AM  
Protests are already being planned by the Plantboro Baptist Church.
 
2012-10-24 11:37:54 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 11:46:39 AM  
I think 'TFarker' has a better ring to it.
 
2012-10-24 11:55:10 AM  
Tat'dGreaser:

Scrawny?

Sexually undecided?

www.mtv.com
 
2012-10-24 12:02:28 PM  

jaytkay: Tat'dGreaser:

Scrawny?

Sexually undecided?

[www.mtv.com image 300x500]


She got fat though. I don't care about her music, dat ass is fantastic
 
2012-10-24 12:13:10 PM  

DownDaRiver: TFarker


The headline says "scrawny."
 
2012-10-24 12:24:26 PM  

James F. Campbell: DownDaRiver: TFarker

The headline says "scrawny."



Oops, my mistake. I thought it said 'screwy looking'
 
2012-10-24 12:39:19 PM  
I would bang the hell out of Lady Gaga. Even if she does have a penis.
 
2012-10-24 12:51:27 PM  

Dr. Quasius: [i.imgur.com image 552x379]


Would have been a better movie if the writers realized that salting the earth doesn't stop an animal that's only masquerading as a plant.
 
2012-10-24 12:53:08 PM  
"Members of the new genus also bear a distinct DNA sequence spelling GAGA."

FFS.

Is there any living thing that doesn't have that sequence somewhere in it's genome? It's only four base pairs long!
 
2012-10-24 02:08:01 PM  
that's just adorable
"Gaga monstraparva"
 
2012-10-24 05:13:25 PM  
"The biology of these ferns is exceptionally obscure and blurred by sexual crossing between species"

Yeah......... that's really in the article.
 
2012-10-24 07:42:00 PM  
Personally, that Die Antwoord video at the bottom was far more interesting than the news that a farked up houseplant has been named after a Madonna clone.

Even if she is a better singer.
 
2012-10-25 03:04:47 AM  
Ha! Yeah, the Die Antwoord vid is aces. They always are.
 
2012-10-25 03:10:31 PM  

JesseL: "Members of the new genus also bear a distinct DNA sequence spelling GAGA."

FFS.

Is there any living thing that doesn't have that sequence somewhere in it's genome? It's only four base pairs long!


sheldon's favorite is Lysine
 
2012-10-25 04:31:04 PM  
It was planted that way.
 
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