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(Daily Mail)   Cause when I'm walking through the store looking to buy some ham, I'm thinking about a naked dude strolling through the countryside wearing nothing but a cap. Possibly Not safe for work due to exposed hamhock   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 28
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2012-10-24 09:41:54 AM  
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Some folks love ham hocks and some folks love pork chops and some folks love vegetable soup...
 
2012-10-24 09:52:49 AM  
What a ham.
 
2012-10-24 09:56:58 AM  
I haven't eaten meat in 20 years, but that long-haired brunette gal on the picnic blanket makes me want a ham RIGHT NOW.
 
2012-10-24 10:07:05 AM  
I'm sure if this aired in the U.S. there would be no problem, just a mature discussion at a philosophical level.
 
2012-10-24 10:07:29 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: I haven't eaten meat in 20 years, but that long-haired brunette gal on the picnic blanket makes me want a ham RIGHT NOW.


The blonde in the pond behind her - I'd like that to be in better focus, please.
 
2012-10-24 10:08:03 AM  
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But this is ok cos the men are covered right?
 
2012-10-24 10:11:00 AM  

WeenerGord: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x395] 

But this is ok cos the men are covered right?


Tis the way it should be. The one in back better be fetching a sandwhich.
 
2012-10-24 10:11:15 AM  
Naked people = A OK!

Implying Irish ham is British = BANNINATION!

Makes perfect sense. *rolls eyes*
 
2012-10-24 10:15:15 AM  

ZMugg: Naked people = A OK!

Implying Irish ham is British = BANNINATION!

Makes perfect sense. *rolls eyes*


Actually it kind of does. Naked people = awesome, misleading product information = not so good.

/knowing where your meat came from is kind of a big story in my part of the world right now...
 
2012-10-24 10:15:54 AM  

Hair Salad: The one in back better be fetching a sandwhich.


Out of the pond? Gonna be a soggy sammich
 
2012-10-24 10:17:56 AM  

WeenerGord: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x395] 

But this is ok cos the men are covered right?


It's just part of our culture.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-24 10:34:03 AM  

Kurohone: ZMugg: Naked people = A OK!

Implying Irish ham is British = BANNINATION!

Makes perfect sense. *rolls eyes*

Actually it kind of does. Naked people = awesome, misleading product information = not so good.

/knowing where your meat came from is kind of a big story in my part of the world right now...


But it's not misleading product information. The ad doesn't say "Made in Britain", it says "Britain's only". There is a difference. If you are the sole importer of a specific product into Britain, or America, or wherever is it wrong or unreasonable to say "Britain's only such-and-such product"? Or "America's only such-and-such product"?
 
2012-10-24 10:35:51 AM  
I often walk outside in nothing but a t-shirt and socks...but there is nobody around.

When I do this, I call my friend and tell him I have no pants on.

He lives in a major city...mores the pity.
 
2012-10-24 10:43:35 AM  

Kurohone: ZMugg: Naked people = A OK!

Implying Irish ham is British = BANNINATION!

Makes perfect sense. *rolls eyes*

Actually it kind of does. Naked people = awesome, misleading product information = not so good.

/knowing where your meat came from is kind of a big story in my part of the world right now...


I'll defer to your experience, but it seems like a ticky-tacky call to me. IMHO

Change 'Britain's' to 'United Kingdom's' perhaps?
 
2012-10-24 10:45:39 AM  

silverjets: Kurohone: ZMugg: Naked people = A OK!

Implying Irish ham is British = BANNINATION!

Makes perfect sense. *rolls eyes*

Actually it kind of does. Naked people = awesome, misleading product information = not so good.

/knowing where your meat came from is kind of a big story in my part of the world right now...

But it's not misleading product information. The ad doesn't say "Made in Britain", it says "Britain's only". There is a difference. If you are the sole importer of a specific product into Britain, or America, or wherever is it wrong or unreasonable to say "Britain's only such-and-such product"? Or "America's only such-and-such product"?


Thank you.

You made my point better than I did.

Need coffee.
 
2012-10-24 10:46:48 AM  
Presumably if all the nude actors had been obese, it would have sent an empowering message about respecting and being proud of your body, would have garnered no complaints, and the hams would be flying out of the store meat sections.
 
2012-10-24 10:50:38 AM  
I'd give that nekid lady a bone-in-ham!
 
2012-10-24 11:25:40 AM  

darth_badger: I'd give that nekid lady a bone-in-ham!


So you'd pork her?
 
2012-10-24 11:31:39 AM  

airsupport: darth_badger: I'd give that nekid lady a bone-in-ham!

So you'd pork her?


Pigs
 
2012-10-24 11:55:05 AM  

airsupport: darth_badger: I'd give that nekid lady a bone-in-ham!

So you'd pork her?


I'd glaze her hams ... alot.
 
2012-10-24 12:05:46 PM  

airsupport: darth_badger: I'd give that nekid lady a bone-in-ham!

So you'd pork her?


And take the bone out of the ham and make some "Red-Eye-Gravy for her with it too.
 
2012-10-24 01:22:53 PM  
Fine ham abounds!


/ better not be obscure!
 
2012-10-24 01:59:49 PM  

Onkel Buck: Fine ham abounds!

/ better not be obscure!



The Ham of Truth!
 
2012-10-24 07:39:55 PM  

ZMugg: Change 'Britain's' to 'United Kingdom's' perhaps?


Ireland could be considered part of Britain,[1] as it's part of the British Isles, but it's definitely not part of the United Kingdom.

[1] Though I don't know any Irish who would call themselves British.
 
2012-10-24 09:22:17 PM  

BarryJV: ZMugg: Change 'Britain's' to 'United Kingdom's' perhaps?

Ireland could be considered part of Britain,[1] as it's part of the British Isles, but it's definitely not part of the United Kingdom.

[1] Though I don't know any Irish who would call themselves British.


True, but do you know any Scots or Welshmen who would?
 
2012-10-25 02:04:47 AM  
hawt kinky ginger.

/that is all.
 
2012-10-25 09:07:14 AM  

ADHD Librarian: BarryJV: ZMugg: Change 'Britain's' to 'United Kingdom's' perhaps?

Ireland could be considered part of Britain,[1] as it's part of the British Isles, but it's definitely not part of the United Kingdom.

[1] Though I don't know any Irish who would call themselves British.

True, but do you know any Scots or Welshmen who would?


At a Hollywood party, Richard Burton was introduced by the host to an RAF officer who was working as a technical advisor to a movie. The host said: "Richard, I want you to meet a fellow countryman."

Burton, without a pause, said: "I beg your pardon, he's British, I'm Welsh."

/wish I could think that fast when drunk
 
2012-10-25 08:13:05 PM  

ADHD Librarian: True, but do you know any Scots or Welshmen who would?


Yes.

OldManDownDRoad: Burton, without a pause, said: "I beg your pardon, he's British, I'm Welsh."


"He's English, I'm Welsh" would make more sense.
 
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