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2012-10-24 10:01:37 AM
No, I didn't.
 
2012-10-24 10:13:08 AM
I just came by to say that I'd like to have wild monkey sex with Rachel Weiss several times a day and Daniel Craig is not invited.
 
2012-10-24 12:35:28 PM

hdhale: I just came by to say that I'd like to have wild monkey sex with Rachel Weiss several times a day and Daniel Craig is not invited.


But if that was the cost ... would you?
 
2012-10-24 12:35:45 PM
When will they replace him with someone who can play Movie Bond, not violent thug Fleming Bond?
 
2012-10-24 12:38:03 PM
I'd have the wild monkey sex with Daniel Craig.
 
2012-10-24 12:40:04 PM
 
2012-10-24 12:40:20 PM
Am I the only one here that thinks Daniel Craig looks kind of goofy?
I may be the only one here that thinks Daniel Craig looks kind of goofy.

Because he looks kind of goofy to me.
 
2012-10-24 12:40:38 PM
I'd have wild Rachel Weisz sex with the monkey

/Wait, I'm doing this wrong
 
2012-10-24 12:41:23 PM

LucklessWonder: When will they replace him with someone who can play Movie Bond, not violent thug Fleming Bond?


I'm tired of Movie Bond. I like Violent Bond.

If you want Movie Bond, well, go get the DVDs
 
mjg
2012-10-24 12:42:46 PM
Rachel Weisz is the thinking mans pin-up.

/giggity
 
2012-10-24 12:57:19 PM

LucklessWonder: When will they replace him with someone who can play Movie Bond, not violent thug Fleming Bond?


I think you mean the "We've just given up entirely and Bond is now just a parody of himself" Bond?
 
2012-10-24 12:58:18 PM

IC Stars: LucklessWonder: When will they replace him with someone who can play Movie Bond, not violent thug Fleming Bond?

I'm tired of Movie Bond. I like Violent Bond.

If you want Movie Bond, well, go get the DVDs


I just wish Pierce Brosnon didn't get such awful scripts. GoldenEye was great, and he was a great Bond. However, the writing got increasingly horrible after his first movie.
 
2012-10-24 01:03:51 PM
I always rise up
For Rachel Weisz
I imagine her apple pie is rather nice.
 
2012-10-24 01:05:07 PM

mjg: Rachel Weisz is the thinking mans pin-up.


Rachel Weisz is the thinking mans Daniel Craig.
 
2012-10-24 01:08:54 PM
Michael Fassbender as Bond? I'd watch that...
 
2012-10-24 01:10:16 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Michael Fassbender as Bond? I'd watch that...


It may be just me, but I think he's pretty good at acting.
 
2012-10-24 01:15:30 PM
I read somewhere that Bond is just a cover name given to the succession of agents in the double O series. Kind of neat idea. Keeping continuity over the years and neatly explaining why the Bond(s) look different after so many years.
 
2012-10-24 01:19:36 PM

MorePeasPlease: hdhale: I just came by to say that I'd like to have wild monkey sex with Rachel Weiss several times a day and Daniel Craig is not invited.

But if that was the cost ... would you?


He could sit cross legged in a nice leather back chair, glass of scotch, and make insightful commentary as to how I am doing a fantastic job pleasuring Ms. Weiss.

/it would be a DVD extra
 
2012-10-24 01:23:30 PM

indarwinsshadow: I read somewhere that Bond is just a cover name given to the succession of agents in the double O series. Kind of neat idea. Keeping continuity over the years and neatly explaining why the Bond(s) look different after so many years.


Except in the novels there are "00"'s that have different names. One even changes from a man to a woman.
 
2012-10-24 01:26:52 PM

SultanofSchwing: LucklessWonder: When will they replace him with someone who can play Movie Bond, not violent thug Fleming Bond?

I think you mean the "We've just given up entirely and Bond is now just a parody of himself" Bond?


Well, Brosnan nailed the Bond character perfectly (the perfect example is the tie-straightening bit underwater in one of the pre-credit teasers), he just had incredibly shiatty scripts (aside from GoldenEye), so I'd prefer a more Brosnan-ish Bond.

/Connery still #1 of course
 
2012-10-24 01:28:23 PM

IC Stars: LucklessWonder: When will they replace him with someone who can play Movie Bond, not violent thug Fleming Bond?

I'm tired of Movie Bond. I like Violent Bond.

If you want Movie Bond, well, go get the DVDs


Oh, I shall...

And Violent Bond + Great Script (Casino Royale) was awesome, Vioent Bond + Lousy Script (Quantum of Solace) = Worse than Moonraker
 
2012-10-24 01:31:05 PM

MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that thinks Daniel Craig looks kind of goofy?
I may be the only one here that thinks Daniel Craig looks kind of goofy.

Because he looks kind of goofy to me.


He looks kind of like a bulldog but he probably gets more tail than I will ever have.
 
2012-10-24 01:57:57 PM
Did anyone else lose interest when they realized it didn't say Skyrim?
 
2012-10-24 01:58:15 PM

indarwinsshadow: I read somewhere that Bond is just a cover name given to the succession of agents in the double O series. Kind of neat idea. Keeping continuity over the years and neatly explaining why the Bond(s) look different after so many years.


Well, this came up sometime in the past year.

And you're right: the idea is that with 'Bond' being a cover name it can (and will) be used to explain why he is played by different actors.

It's a needless justification but someone was trying to earn his or her pay.
 
2012-10-24 02:02:53 PM

Tat'dGreaser: MorePeasPlease: Am I the only one here that thinks Daniel Craig looks kind of goofy?
I may be the only one here that thinks Daniel Craig looks kind of goofy.

Because he looks kind of goofy to me.

He looks kind of like a bulldog but he probably gets more tail than I will ever have.


I would like to add that I think he makes a good Bond and I want to know his workout routine for Casino Royale.
 
2012-10-24 02:06:35 PM
Weisz dumbmitter.

/jeez
 
2012-10-24 02:13:39 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: MorePeasPlease: hdhale: I just came by to say that I'd like to have wild monkey sex with Rachel Weiss several times a day and Daniel Craig is not invited.

But if that was the cost ... would you?

He could sit cross legged in a nice leather back chair, glass of scotch, and make insightful commentary as to how I am doing a fantastic job pleasuring Ms. Weiss Weisz.


Would this be before or after she tells you to step aside and see how a real man (Señor Craig) does her?
 
2012-10-24 02:13:49 PM

LucklessWonder: IC Stars: LucklessWonder: When will they replace him with someone who can play Movie Bond, not violent thug Fleming Bond?

I'm tired of Movie Bond. I like Violent Bond.

If you want Movie Bond, well, go get the DVDs

Oh, I shall...

And Violent Bond + Great Script (Casino Royale) was awesome, Vioent Bond + Lousy Script (Quantum of Solace) = Worse than Moonraker


Moonraker was awesome. Jaws found love and helped save the world.

And then at the end it was all *pew**pew**pew*.

And no slide whistles.
 
2012-10-24 02:20:47 PM
I likely won't see it. I want less action and more spying as in intrigue, infiltration and subterfuge. I don't enjoy this Bond knows the guy is bad from the start and then the rest of the movie is him killing everyone to get to him.
 
2012-10-24 02:24:46 PM
Who's this hussy movin' in on Rachel Weisz's man?
 
2012-10-24 02:28:06 PM

EyeballKid: I imagine her apple pie is rather nice.


While I cannot comment on the quality of her pie, I must say her muffin is quite delicious.

If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
 
2012-10-24 02:29:58 PM

Zerochance: While I cannot comment on the quality of her pie, I must say her muffin is quite delicious.

If you know what I mean. And I think you do.



Nostrils.
 
2012-10-24 02:46:52 PM

LL316: Did anyone else lose interest when they realized it didn't say Skyrim?


"Macho Man" Randy Dragon is an awesome Bond villain name.
 
2012-10-24 02:49:22 PM

Tsar_Bomba1: Michael Fassbender as Bond? I'd watch that...


I have a friend who both has never seen a Bond movie and claims her "girly bits tingle" at the mere mention of Michael Fassbender's name.
 
2012-10-24 02:51:34 PM
Idris Elba as Bond! Make it so!
 
2012-10-24 03:22:56 PM
I hated Q of S more than anyone, but I am very excited for Skyfall. As Craig says, there was no script for Q of S. He says Mendes is a huge Bond fan, which I think bodes well, since a thorough knowledge of the canon is essential for success. Bardem looks great as a villain, and scenes in Scotland, Istanbul, and Shanghai sound promising. Craig speaks highly of the writing and their ability to work humor back into Bond, and the previews look great. Even Adele doing the theme song seems like it could be cool. I like a darker Bond myself, but there needs to be a bit of humor in there, it is a fantasy after all.
 
2012-10-24 03:42:46 PM

hdhale: I just came by to say that I'd like to have wild monkey sex with Rachel Weiss several times a day and Daniel Craig is not invited.


He's a cool dude and a good looking man, so I wouldn't be opposed to a Devil's Three Way. As long as our balls don't touch.
 
2012-10-24 03:52:24 PM

born_yesterday: LucklessWonder: IC Stars: LucklessWonder: When will they replace him with someone who can play Movie Bond, not violent thug Fleming Bond?

I'm tired of Movie Bond. I like Violent Bond.

If you want Movie Bond, well, go get the DVDs

Oh, I shall...

And Violent Bond + Great Script (Casino Royale) was awesome, Vioent Bond + Lousy Script (Quantum of Solace) = Worse than Moonraker

Moonraker was awesome. Jaws found love and helped save the world.

And then at the end it was all *pew**pew**pew*.

And no slide whistles.


Leave Matt Helm alone!
 
2012-10-24 03:56:55 PM

indarwinsshadow: I read somewhere that Bond is just a cover name given to the succession of agents in the double O series. Kind of neat idea. Keeping continuity over the years and neatly explaining why the Bond(s) look different after so many years.


The real explanation is that it's just a movie.
 
2012-10-24 04:15:45 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan:

The real explanation is that it's just a movie.


1) With your Fark handle I would expect something more sinister and conspiracy-driven.
2) It's not just a movie!!1!1!!

/yes it is...
 
2012-10-24 04:51:54 PM
Remake Bond as period pieces following the Fleming books with some of Fleming's real-life ideas mixed in.

Leave modern day Bond for the Bourne folks.
 
2012-10-24 04:57:18 PM

scarmig: Remake Bond as period pieces following the Fleming books with some of Fleming's real-life ideas mixed in.

Leave modern day Bond for the Bourne folks.


I'm just going to say it, I've never stayed awake for an entire older Bond movie. They felt like they were 4 hours long of just nothing happening.
 
2012-10-24 04:58:40 PM

Tat'dGreaser: scarmig: Remake Bond as period pieces following the Fleming books with some of Fleming's real-life ideas mixed in.

Leave modern day Bond for the Bourne folks.

I'm just going to say it, I've never stayed awake for an entire older Bond movie. They felt like they were 4 hours long of just nothing happening.


They were rather scarce in the asplosions department.
 
2012-10-24 05:07:17 PM

IC Stars: LucklessWonder: When will they replace him with someone who can play Movie Bond, not violent thug Fleming Bond?

I'm tired of Movie Bond. I like Violent Bond.

If you want Movie Bond, well, go get the DVDs


THIS. There's like 50 of those farking things, let us have a few of these.


My order:

Connery
Craig
Dalton
Lazenby
Brosnan
Moore
 
2012-10-24 05:13:13 PM
Have read some of the Bond stuff. Not really great. Read Bourne and, it was bloody awful. Read some John LeCarre and am completely blown away by it.
 
2012-10-24 05:19:07 PM

LucklessWonder: IC Stars: LucklessWonder: When will they replace him with someone who can play Movie Bond, not violent thug Fleming Bond?

I'm tired of Movie Bond. I like Violent Bond.

If you want Movie Bond, well, go get the DVDs

Oh, I shall...

And Violent Bond + Great Script (Casino Royale) was awesome, Vioent Bond + Lousy Script (Quantum of Solace) = Worse than Moonraker


Oh c'mon, nothing's worse than Moonraker. NO. THING.

One of those things that the creations should've just stuck to their guns and gone straight for "For Your Eyes Only" instead of going off the beaten path.
 
2012-10-24 05:47:17 PM

Richard Sauce: I hated Q of S more than anyone, but I am very excited for Skyfall. As Craig says, there was no script for Q of S. He says Mendes is a huge Bond fan, which I think bodes well, since a thorough knowledge of the canon is essential for success. Bardem looks great as a villain, and scenes in Scotland, Istanbul, and Shanghai sound promising. Craig speaks highly of the writing and their ability to work humor back into Bond, and the previews look great. Even Adele doing the theme song seems like it could be cool. I like a darker Bond myself, but there needs to be a bit of humor in there, it is a fantasy after all.


Came here to say pretty much all of this.
 
2012-10-24 06:11:36 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: indarwinsshadow: I read somewhere that Bond is just a cover name given to the succession of agents in the double O series. Kind of neat idea. Keeping continuity over the years and neatly explaining why the Bond(s) look different after so many years.

Except in the novels there are "00"'s that have different names. One even changes from a man to a woman.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-24 07:14:55 PM
I didn't click. He sucks. Kill the franchise.
 
2012-10-24 07:17:19 PM

Rwa2play: LucklessWonder: IC Stars: LucklessWonder: When will they replace him with someone who can play Movie Bond, not violent thug Fleming Bond?

I'm tired of Movie Bond. I like Violent Bond.

If you want Movie Bond, well, go get the DVDs

Oh, I shall...

And Violent Bond + Great Script (Casino Royale) was awesome, Vioent Bond + Lousy Script (Quantum of Solace) = Worse than Moonraker

Oh c'mon, nothing's worse than Moonraker. NO. THING.

One of those things that the creations should've just stuck to their guns and gone straight for "For Your Eyes Only" instead of going off the beaten path.


Moonraker was way over the top, but it was far better than A View to a Kill.

And I have reservations about Skyfall. It looks like the same kind of script as the post-Goldeneye Brosnan movies - all explosions, no subtlety.

From Russia With Love is the best of the Bond movies, hands-down, and it has the fewest big action scenes (not just fistfights and knife struggles, but major car chases and vehicles blowing up). Casino Royale has gotten closer to that than any Bond movie since then.
 
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