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2012-10-24 04:53:18 AM  
Delightful and quite informative.

/good find subs
 
2012-10-24 05:29:16 AM  
huh...

It aint the Kama Sutra.
 
2012-10-24 09:27:15 AM  
I was honestly expecting something else:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-10-24 09:29:45 AM  
Fortunately I don't know any old Japanese. Some of them look rather stiff, going by the pictures in the book. Which could be a good thing, I suppose, if you're into that.
 
2012-10-24 09:29:54 AM  
Tentacles strangely absent.
 
2012-10-24 09:34:35 AM  
Glad to see 'begging for sex' is represented.
 
2012-10-24 09:39:28 AM  
i.imgur.com

CSB
 
2012-10-24 09:42:38 AM  
I like how the pictures in the article are from the book, but the text is just basic Japanese history.
 
2012-10-24 09:48:15 AM  
Is this it?

Link

GIF too big for FARK.
 
2012-10-24 09:48:29 AM  
Fap!
 
2012-10-24 09:49:53 AM  
From what I know of Asian women, this book would be an interesting read.
 
2012-10-24 09:50:20 AM  
www.oocities.org 

giggity giggity
 
2012-10-24 09:52:15 AM  
jaylectricity: I like how the pictures in the article are from the book, but the text is just basic Japanese history.

The sidebar store on Bear Hunting Armor Will Give You Nightmares is the same thing: a couple of photos of the armor, combined with unrelated text about the history of armor in general. Weird.
 
2012-10-24 09:59:03 AM  
www.wackyowl.com 

sp.life123.com
 
2012-10-24 10:01:03 AM  
How would the sex instruction book for old Japanese be different than the one for younger Japanese?
 
2012-10-24 10:01:33 AM  
Pillowing?

// Please don't be obscure. Please don't be obscure.
 
2012-10-24 10:02:23 AM  
Makin' test tube babies.

www.wackyowl.com
 
2012-10-24 10:03:15 AM  

Muta: How would the sex instruction book for old Japanese be different than the one for younger Japanese?


Wheelchair-based positions?
 
2012-10-24 10:21:47 AM  

Leeds: Pillowing


imageshack.us
sees what you did there.
 
2012-10-24 10:32:48 AM  
Brought to you by Josh Mandel and American Express ? Thanks.
 
2012-10-24 10:38:19 AM  
It figures that a sex instruction book would be in the geek tab, amirite?

/sigh, I got nuthin'
 
2012-10-24 10:45:24 AM  
Does it explain to Japanese girls how to make that noise?

/you know the one
 
2012-10-24 10:48:31 AM  
FTFA: "Japan is an island nation in East Asia."

Well, at least now I know Will Greenlee's "wacky owl" username.
 
2012-10-24 10:56:23 AM  

Bondith: Does it explain to Japanese girls how to make that noise?

/you know the one


How to scream "oishi" with a full mouth?
 
2012-10-24 10:58:36 AM  
I have the weirdest bōnheddo right now
 
2012-10-24 11:02:03 AM  
They give test tubes handies and have sex with wooden sex partners.
Got it.

/scribbling notes
 
2012-10-24 11:03:44 AM  

Bondith: Does it explain to Japanese girls how to make that noise?

/you know the one


EEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeee

That one?
 
2012-10-24 11:07:31 AM  

LDM90: Bondith: Does it explain to Japanese girls how to make that noise?

/you know the one

EEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeee

That one?


Yeah, the one that sounds like she's being tortured.
 
db2
2012-10-24 11:08:02 AM  
The book is entitled 「そうですか。」
 
2012-10-24 11:12:19 AM  
So, Japanese penises aren't small after all; they're just transparent.
 
2012-10-24 11:12:45 AM  

Muta: How would the sex instruction book for old Japanese be different than the one for younger Japanese?


Well, it would be a book rather than a video that shows some pudgy guy talking as though he is a reporter to a cameraman while the woman lays on something uncomfortably while he jabbers on. Finally, he starts fingering her with all the sexiness of your average ob/gyn exam while she makes squeaking noises. Finally, he pulls out some sort of large knob vibrator and works her over like your nail technician taking on your hangnails. Sometimes at that point she begins timidly mewling and tenetively placing her lips in the region of his flaccid penis. At this points, all bets are off but at some point she is awkwardly posed so that he can enter her while groping her breasts clumsily. More mewling and squeaking ensue, with her eyes shut and whatever she is saying in Japanese is almost certainly "please stop now I have fulfilled my debt to the Yakuza. I am deeply shamed to be in a non-sexy video shot in documentary fashion." Then it ends perfunctorily. Presumably, these movies are made to warn of the dangers of PSS, Pixellated Snizz Syndrome, a serious sexually transmitted disease that can cause penile shrinkage in partners.

/not that I've seen anything like that on Redtube or elsewhere
 
2012-10-24 11:43:25 AM  
www.wackyowl.com

Is this where the tenticles come in? Look at all those arrows!
 
2012-10-24 11:49:23 AM  
Subby is wrong: Japanese sex isn't "wackyowl" but rather "wicky wacky woo"; at least in Nagasaki.
 
2012-10-24 11:53:49 AM  

gshepnyc: So, Japanese penises aren't small after all; they're just transparent.


Like rice noodles.
 
2012-10-24 12:03:33 PM  
Now I want to have old japanese sex
 
2012-10-24 12:09:20 PM  

Bondith: Does it explain to Japanese girls how to make that noise?

/you know the one


In Manga?

"fufu"? I can kinda of guess what that sounds like.

On the other hand, when the characters just say "♥", that must be different.
 
2012-10-24 12:17:41 PM  
At one point does the Bukkake take place? I'[m confused...
 
2012-10-24 12:50:06 PM  

Frederick: huh...

It aint the Kama Sutra.


Check out 'manga sutra' instead
 
2012-10-24 01:24:47 PM  
www.wackyowl.com

Gentlemen, they are not tuning knobs on an old-time radio!
 
2012-10-24 02:01:28 PM  

Lydia_C: [www.wackyowl.com image 630x675]

Gentlemen, they are not tuning knobs on an old-time radio!

FTFY

Dittybopper and I concur, madam.

/Spinnin' and grinnin'.
 
2012-10-24 02:38:15 PM  
was that Neil Young with the Real Dolls?
 
2012-10-24 02:57:07 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: was that Neil Young with the Real Dolls?


Griggs. Gordon Griggs.
 
2012-10-24 03:54:28 PM  
"In. Out. Repeat if necessary."

/What *IS* up with that noise?
//eeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEE
 
2012-10-24 06:44:27 PM  

Lydia_C: [www.wackyowl.com image 630x675]

Gentlemen, they are not tuning knobs on an old-time radio!


Teaching them how to tune in Tokyo? Apparently it's for real!
 
kth
2012-10-24 07:28:58 PM  
Ewan McGregor (and his penis) are unimpressed. 

i64.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 10:15:14 PM  
So they've been working on sex with robots for a long time, I see.
 
2012-10-25 07:05:55 AM  
What's with the encyclopedia text copy/paste job? Trying to do some SEO crap?
 
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