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(The New York Times)   Republicans report epiphany: Corporations aren't people after all   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, California Republicans, Dan Lungren, attack ad, League of Conservation Voters, House Administration Committee, incumbents, National Republican Congressional Committee  
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2012-10-24 02:29:20 PM  
3 votes:
Corporapetions have the same God-given, Constitutional rapes as any Rapeublican person. It's right there in the Bill of Rapes.

/study it out
2012-10-24 02:19:56 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, corporations are still people. They just have to tweak the laws a bit to exclude the wrong type of people.
2012-10-24 02:41:28 PM  
1 vote:
"We had to see how this worked out for a cycle," he said.

I had to hit myself on the head with at 20lbs sledge to see how it worked out.

I had to drive my car into the sea and let it sit to see how it would work out.

I had to wipe my ass with my hand, smear it on my face and then run around a daycare, just to see how it would work out.
2012-10-24 11:26:16 AM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: Riiight. The 'epiphany' only came after they learned the hard way that it didn't give Republicans an unfair advantage over Democrats.

I think it's closer to "Wah, they are running ads about me, quoting everything I said and using it against me!"
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