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2012-10-24 11:42:07 AM
I previously used the analogy of Obama's foreign policy successes as akin to Spielberg direction of the movie Jaws.

Very popular movie and Romney is like the director who said he would have also made a movie about a killer shark and it would have been suspenseful and scary but he would have had even more sharks and you would have seen them earlier in the movie.

If Romney is elected his movie will suck.
 
2012-10-24 12:08:38 PM
FTFA: We Missed NLCS Game 7 for This

Not all of us did.
 
2012-10-24 12:10:39 PM

fuhfuhfuh: FTFA: We Missed NLCS Game 7 for This

Not all of us did.


There was an article?
 
2012-10-24 12:12:40 PM
I get the sense that there is a 12-pack of policy makers behind Romney, and they are just waiting for the day they talk to him in the warroom about "Empire America."

Probably not true, but it kinda feels true.
 
2012-10-24 12:13:35 PM

JusticeandIndependence: fuhfuhfuh: FTFA: We Missed NLCS Game 7 for This

Not all of us did.

There was an article?


Should I have written FT One Sentence Tag Line Below The Embedded Video Clip Of The Daily Show instead?
 
2012-10-24 12:14:50 PM

mrshowrules: I previously used the analogy of Obama's foreign policy successes as akin to Spielberg direction of the movie Jaws.

Very popular movie and Romney is like the director who said he would have also made a movie about a killer shark and it would have been suspenseful and scary but he would have had even more sharks and you would have seen them earlier in the movie.

If Romney is elected his movie will suck.


While 'mrshowrules' makes some valid points I would like to say that my analogy of Obama's foreign policy successes are more akin to Speilberg direction of the movie E.T.

Very popular movie, much like mrshows Jaws, and Romney is like the director that made Mac and Me - it'll be more kids friendly and adorable and even more alien scenes that appear much sooner with better effects.

My Romney movie would suck more than mrshows Romney movie and that is a fact.
 
2012-10-24 12:17:47 PM
That webpage tried to install something on my computer, and refused to close when I attempted to leave the page; it kept opening a new tab with that video trying to run automatically.

/thanks subby
//antivirus appears to have caught it
 
2012-10-24 12:24:32 PM

Bendal: That webpage tried to install something on my computer, and refused to close when I attempted to leave the page; it kept opening a new tab with that video trying to run automatically.

/thanks subby
//antivirus appears to have caught it


The site is perfectly safe.
 
2012-10-24 12:26:42 PM

Bendal: That webpage tried to install something on my computer, and refused to close when I attempted to leave the page; it kept opening a new tab with that video trying to run automatically.

/thanks subby
//antivirus appears to have caught it


Its the Daily Show site for crying out loud. You sure it was the porn site two tabs over?
 
2012-10-24 12:41:14 PM
I'm voting straight ticket Cocktail Party and I'm writing in James Carville
 
2012-10-24 12:49:54 PM
 
2012-10-24 12:51:30 PM

Bendal: That webpage tried to install something on my computer, and refused to close when I attempted to leave the page; it kept opening a new tab with that video trying to run automatically.

/thanks subby
//antivirus appears to have caught it


Unless by "something" you mean Flash Player, you're insane
 
2012-10-24 12:51:35 PM

mrshowrules: I previously used the analogy of Obama's foreign policy successes as akin to Spielberg direction of the movie Jaws.

Very popular movie and Romney is like the director who said he would have also made a movie about a killer shark and it would have been suspenseful and scary but he would have had even more sharks and you would have seen them earlier in the movie.

If Romney is elected his movie will suck.


Obama directs Jaws.
Romney directs Jaws II, Jaws III, Jaws IV, Deep Water, Anaconda, Ishtar and Alien vs Predator.

ROMNEY'S GOT SO MUCH MORE DIRECTORIAL EXPERIENCE THAN 0ZER0-MA. HOW CAN YOU LIBS NOT SEE THIS AND FURTHERMORE
 
2012-10-24 01:12:34 PM

spelletrader: mrshowrules: I previously used the analogy of Obama's foreign policy successes as akin to Spielberg direction of the movie Jaws.

Very popular movie and Romney is like the director who said he would have also made a movie about a killer shark and it would have been suspenseful and scary but he would have had even more sharks and you would have seen them earlier in the movie.

If Romney is elected his movie will suck.

While 'mrshowrules' makes some valid points I would like to say that my analogy of Obama's foreign policy successes are more akin to Speilberg direction of the movie E.T.

Very popular movie, much like mrshows Jaws, and Romney is like the director that made Mac and Me - it'll be more kids friendly and adorable and even more alien scenes that appear much sooner with better effects.

My Romney movie would suck more than mrshows Romney movie and that is a fact.


Did you just pull a Romney on my analogy?

/sees what you did there (saw more of it and faster than other Farkers)
 
2012-10-24 01:18:32 PM

mrshowrules: I previously used the analogy of Obama's foreign policy successes as akin to Spielberg direction of the movie Jaws.


Maybe we should use the analogy of Romney's foreign policy as Akin to rape.
 
2012-10-24 01:20:31 PM

mrshowrules:
Did you just pull a Romney on my analogy?


Is that what you think I did?

/if you enjoyed it I can do it again
//just vote for me
 
2012-10-24 01:37:28 PM

mrshowrules: I previously used the analogy of Obama's foreign policy successes as akin to Spielberg direction of the movie Jaws.

Very popular movie and Romney is like the director who said he would have also made a movie about a killer shark and it would have been suspenseful and scary but he would have had even more sharks and you would have seen them earlier in the movie.

If Romney is elected his movie will suck.


Well it will also be over budget and you will be forced to pay for a ticket anyway.
 
2012-10-24 02:44:07 PM

Slaves2Darkness: mrshowrules: I previously used the analogy of Obama's foreign policy successes as akin to Spielberg direction of the movie Jaws.

Very popular movie and Romney is like the director who said he would have also made a movie about a killer shark and it would have been suspenseful and scary but he would have had even more sharks and you would have seen them earlier in the movie.

If Romney is elected his movie will suck.

Well it will also be over budget and you will be forced to pay for a ticket anyway.


Plus, the water fountains will not work, so you will have to buy the 20 oz. bottle of water for $5. Also, the movie will not be properly framed.
 
2012-10-25 12:54:38 AM
I thought Romney was Bruce.
 
2012-10-25 08:07:52 AM
I linked this on facebook for all of my right-wing politician friends........not a single comment, LOL. Truth hurts.
 
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