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(Patch)   Girls Lacrosse coach arrested for having lesbian sex with a 15-year-old player, teaching her the correct way to play box lacrosse with no poles   (oaklandtownship.patch.com) divider line 99
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2012-10-24 09:07:30 AM
fap
 
2012-10-24 10:43:56 AM
TFA: "This is a complicated case and a complicated set of circumstances," her attorney, John Freeman, told Judge Julie Nicholson in 52-3 District Court Tuesday morning. He asked for a couple of weeks to explore options with the prosecutor's office, which did not object to the delay.

I'm guessing this is because the age of consent in MI is 16 *unless* the "victim" is an authority figure in which case it is 18. They're probably trying to determine if she is actually an authority figure since she wasn't an actual employee of the school (contractor rather). But I'm not a law guy so who knows. There *is* only a 5 year age difference here. And it looks like the same charge would have applied if the woman had been 18 instead of 21....which is ridiculous (there's no "near age" clarification in the laws in MI from what I see).


Oh yeah....Giggity.
 
2012-10-24 11:45:21 AM
i359.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 11:47:39 AM

ChipNASA: [i359.photobucket.com image 130x387]



This has to be the lamest use of this meme that I have ever witnessed. Boo to you sir.
 
2012-10-24 11:47:50 AM
I would like to reiterate the thoughts of others before me by saying Giggity.
 
2012-10-24 11:48:12 AM
more like LaOpen of the legs
 
2012-10-24 11:48:22 AM
I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-10-24 11:48:24 AM
Let me be the first to call "bull"
 
2012-10-24 11:49:16 AM
Please continue.
 
2012-10-24 11:49:34 AM
after checking the pic, no she's definitely not bull.
 
2012-10-24 11:49:47 AM
I would like to know exactly what took place
Pictures
diagrams
descriptions
video

You know, so I can make a better judgement on this.
 
2012-10-24 11:49:54 AM
Fap fap fap fap fap...Oh, nice headline subby...fap fap fap fap
 
2012-10-24 11:52:21 AM

the_end_is_rear: I would like to know exactly what took place
Pictures
diagrams
descriptions
video

You know, so I can make a better judgement on this.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 11:52:57 AM
A 21-15 year old lesbian relationship should not only be legal, it should be encouraged. Give them a tax break or free coffee at Starbucks or something.
 
2012-10-24 11:53:27 AM
www.spyderco.com
 
2012-10-24 11:53:45 AM

Nemnoch: the_end_is_rear: I would like to know exactly what took place
Pictures
diagrams
descriptions
video

You know, so I can make a better judgement on this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


LOL!
Awesome!!
 
2012-10-24 11:54:02 AM
Isn't there a matrix laying out the respective gender of the adult perpetrator and teenage victim and society's predictable reaction? E.G. Guy -> girl = death penalty, Girl -> guy = lucky dude, etc.
 
2012-10-24 11:54:18 AM

Nemnoch: the_end_is_rear: I would like to know exactly what took place
Pictures
diagrams
descriptions
video

You know, so I can make a better judgement on this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


Slow clap.gif
 
2012-10-24 11:54:46 AM
o3.aolcdn.com


Penalty Lane:
The path to the goal that is cleared when a free position is awarded to the attacking team inside the critical scoring area.

I learned a girl's lacrosse term!
 
2012-10-24 11:56:04 AM
What is this, some kind of crime?
 
2012-10-24 11:56:52 AM
im_ok_with_this.jpg
 
2012-10-24 11:56:59 AM
Holy crap. That's my hometown and I'm just now hearing about this?

Sadly, this is a top 3 story of the year in Lake Orion next to the Kmart getting remodeled and all the 'Welcome Hunters' signs...
 
2012-10-24 11:57:02 AM
The perp looks like she's melting.
 
2012-10-24 11:57:17 AM

valkore: Isn't there a matrix laying out the respective gender of the adult perpetrator and teenage victim and society's predictable reaction? E.G. Guy -> girl = death penalty, Girl -> guy = lucky dude, etc.


girl -> girl... always case by case, there are no reliable formulas to date. needs more evidence.
 
2012-10-24 11:57:19 AM
child mole-

mole-mole
molEESTATAITONATNATAOIN!!!

*whips out the satans chains*
 
2012-10-24 11:59:32 AM

scottyvr6: ChipNASA: [i359.photobucket.com image 130x387]


This has to be the lamest use of this meme that I have ever witnessed. Boo to you sir.

  

1.bp.blogspot.com 
8/10
 
2012-10-24 11:59:40 AM
If that had happened to me when I was 15, it would have ranked as the best thing that happened to me in high school. Sadly the sports program in my school was filled with homophobic Baptists and I wouldn't go anywhere near it.
 
2012-10-24 12:00:28 PM
Ummmm..fapityfapityfapityfap.
 
2012-10-24 12:00:43 PM

topcon: What is this, some kind of crime?


THE BEST KIND!
 
2012-10-24 12:00:48 PM
theblemish.com
 
2012-10-24 12:01:55 PM
So, did the perp have a biatchin' Subaru?
 
2012-10-24 12:03:11 PM

scottyvr6: ChipNASA: [i359.photobucket.com image 130x387]


This has to be the lamest use of this meme that I have ever witnessed. Boo to you sir.


Clearly he should have gone with this one:

i29.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 12:03:26 PM
Wait. This gets a farking Misc. tag?? FFRlz?? Cuz lesbians?

Classy.
 
2012-10-24 12:04:57 PM

ferretman:


Oh well done ferretman.

/be in my bunk
//again
 
2012-10-24 12:05:40 PM

Fish in a Barrel: scottyvr6: ChipNASA: [i359.photobucket.com image 130x387]


This has to be the lamest use of this meme that I have ever witnessed. Boo to you sir.

Clearly he should have gone with this one:

[i29.photobucket.com image 640x404]


THAT. *IS* . AWESOME...(never seen that before...kudos to who ever made that)
 
2012-10-24 12:06:20 PM
Women's Lacrosse? Lesbian sex?

I don't want to fall into a Blame the VictimTM role here, but I thought that joining a women's lacrosse team was sort of a trial membership program for the lesbi-curious.
And for those who made the team, the matches were basically foreplay.


/or so my lesbian friends have told me.
 
2012-10-24 12:06:35 PM
StrikitRich

So, did the perp have a biatchin' Subaru?

If she does it should have been a huge red flag.
 
2012-10-24 12:07:55 PM
so i don't get it. are 15 year olds ALLOWED to have SEX. or are they NOT

cause i wanna know if i should masturbate to this story
 
2012-10-24 12:08:47 PM
When did Luke Wilson start coaching lacrosse?
 
2012-10-24 12:09:56 PM
This is good too.....

i359.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-24 12:11:46 PM

valkore: Isn't there a matrix laying out the respective gender of the adult perpetrator and teenage victim and society's predictable reaction? E.G. Guy -> girl = death penalty, Girl -> guy = lucky dude, etc.


i1277.photobucket.com

Saw this from a previous post....it's on point.
 
2012-10-24 12:12:23 PM
Fish in a Barrel Smartest
Funniest
2012-10-24 12:03:11 PM


scottyvr6: ChipNASA: [i359.photobucket.com image 130x387]


This has to be the lamest use of this meme that I have ever witnessed. Boo to you sir.

Clearly he should have gone with this one:


Bravo
 
2012-10-24 12:12:31 PM
Ya wanna know why you never heard about this stuff prior to the 90's. Because it was covered up. Routinely. When I was a kid there was a smoking hot 8th grade health teacher who just disappeared one year. Rumor was she got caught with one of her students. There were no news stories about it. She was just sent packing. Kid probably got a slap on the back from the old man too. The other day my wife was telling me her cousin was molested as a kid. The parents didn't press charges because they did not want to put the kid through the trial.
 
2012-10-24 12:13:14 PM

UberDave: TFA: "This is a complicated case and a complicated set of circumstances," her attorney, John Freeman, told Judge Julie Nicholson in 52-3 District Court Tuesday morning. He asked for a couple of weeks to explore options with the prosecutor's office, which did not object to the delay.

I'm guessing this is because the age of consent in MI is 16 *unless* the "victim" is an authority figure in which case it is 18. They're probably trying to determine if she is actually an authority figure since she wasn't an actual employee of the school (contractor rather). But I'm not a law guy so who knows. There *is* only a 5 year age difference here. And it looks like the same charge would have applied if the woman had been 18 instead of 21....which is ridiculous (there's no "near age" clarification in the laws in MI from what I see).


Oh yeah....Giggity.


I really don't see any complication. The woman is 21 the girl it's 15, age of consent is 16. It's statutory rape with the authority figure bonus charge. The fact that she wasn't a school district employee is irrelevant. Even if she was a volunteer, the school district and the team recognized her as the official coach of the team and therefore an authority figure to the team.
 
2012-10-24 12:14:13 PM

Fish in a Barrel: scottyvr6: ChipNASA: [i359.photobucket.com image 130x387]


This has to be the lamest use of this meme that I have ever witnessed. Boo to you sir.

Clearly he should have gone with this one:

[i29.photobucket.com image 640x404]


First I've seen of that one, and I have just destroyed my keyboard.
 
2012-10-24 12:17:05 PM
Here's a picture of what I believe a typical highschool girl's lacrosse huddle looks like. You know, this is just practice, without the pads and facemasks and stuff.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-24 12:17:24 PM
Maybe they have the "Queen Victoria" rule in Michigan, where lesbian sex isn't considered sex.
 
2012-10-24 12:18:24 PM

topcon: Here's a picture of what I believe a typical highschool girl's lacrosse huddle looks like. You know, this is just practice, without the pads and facemasks and stuff.

[i.imgur.com image 475x600]


I gotta say, when my 3 and 5 year olds were in soccer this summer, the teen girls were in the next field and holy shiat some of them were amazingly hot.
 
2012-10-24 12:19:09 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-24 12:20:59 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: StrikitRich

So, did the perp have a biatchin' Subaru?

If she does it should have been a huge red flag.



Especially if she was using the Subaru to pull a motorboat.
 
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