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(Mother Nature Network)   New study reveals that koala bears and the good folks of East Tennessee have something in common   (mnn.com) divider line 43
    More: Obvious, declining populations, koalas, mitochondrial DNA, Australian Government, chlamydia, genetic diversity  
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2012-10-24 09:20:06 AM  
Yeah, but do the koalas butt chug too?
 
2012-10-24 09:37:38 AM  

Krymson Tyde: Yeah, but do the koalas butt chug too?


Sorta...
 
2012-10-24 10:02:18 AM  
They bequeath their store bought teeth to the best young-un
They think shoes is fancy coverins fer feet
They drink moonshine all day and dayshine all night?

Reads article

Oh. Chlamydia.
 
2012-10-24 10:02:21 AM  
They both lick their paws?
 
2012-10-24 10:04:00 AM  
Why would the good people in Eastern Tennessee want to inbreed with koalas?
 
2012-10-24 10:05:03 AM  
I'm from East Tennessee so I'm getting a chug out of these replies.
 
2012-10-24 10:05:34 AM  
Christina Hendricks and Megan Fox?
 
2012-10-24 10:10:11 AM  
Eats, shoots and leaves?
 
2012-10-24 10:12:19 AM  
Chlamydia?
 
2012-10-24 10:12:35 AM  

wambu: Eats, shoots and leaves?


Thread over.
 
2012-10-24 10:14:08 AM  
Do Tenneeseeans also drop out of trees on unsuspecting tourists and slaughter them?
 
2012-10-24 10:14:45 AM  
Tiny brains? Because at least in Koalas they're trying to figure out why.
 
2012-10-24 10:14:57 AM  
And by slaughter them, I mean....
 
2012-10-24 10:15:43 AM  
Please be whiskey please be whiskey please be whiskey...

*reads article*

Dammitsomuch!
 
2012-10-24 10:17:04 AM  
An affinity for eucalyptus leaves?
 
Xem
2012-10-24 10:17:36 AM  
I'm also from East TN, and this is definitely going on in Tellico Plains...
 
2012-10-24 10:18:00 AM  

GonzoNihilist: Chlamydia?


You win. Came to say this.
 
2012-10-24 10:25:10 AM  
Primary method of vocal communication is inarticulate growling?
 
2012-10-24 10:25:45 AM  

wambu: Eats, shoots and leaves?


This is the essence of Fark.
 
2012-10-24 10:26:33 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-24 10:33:24 AM  

wambu: Eats, shoots and leaves?


Wow. That's a slam dunk.
 
2012-10-24 10:34:41 AM  
Why do they put the genus and species in the article? Who doesn't know a koala by the word 'koala?'

"Did you know that there are signs that koalas are inbreeding?"
"What are inbreeding?"
"Koalas. Phascolarctos cinereus"
"Oh, why didn't you say so in the first place?"
 
2012-10-24 10:38:40 AM  
I read the headline and thought, "oh gawd, now they've extended the War On Drugs to chewing eucalyptus leaves".
 
2012-10-24 10:43:48 AM  

enderthexenocide: [25.media.tumblr.com image 453x605]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-24 10:44:40 AM  
Xem: I'm also from East TN, and this is definitely going on in Tellico Plains...

Well there is your problem, move out of bat country and go to Knox vegas or Chattanooga
 
2012-10-24 10:49:01 AM  
Both of thier infants eat thier own poop?
 
2012-10-24 11:03:07 AM  

WeenerGord: Do Tenneeseeans also drop out of trees on unsuspecting tourists and slaughter them?


Only in Pigeon Forge. Dolly Parton thinks you have a pretty mouth....boy.
 
2012-10-24 11:07:01 AM  
Those Eastern Tennesseans love their bible.

2.bp.blogspot.com

Lot spends some "quality time" with his daughters.
 
2012-10-24 11:07:51 AM  
They're dirty, stinky and full of lice?
 
2012-10-24 11:18:03 AM  
Why East Tennessee, subby? I'm from Louisiana, and there is inbreeding in my family, as the quality of my comments clearly indicates.
 
2012-10-24 11:34:27 AM  
When I was in the massage therapy biz, I worked on a few people who were the result of inbreeding. There was this one woman with twenty toes. Another woman who had two sets of breasts (Ds on top of Cs). A guy who looked like he had hooves. Nothing really earth-shaking, but I wonder if maybe there's people somewhere with all those mutations.
 
2012-10-24 12:25:26 PM  
Damn you subby!!!

/East TN
//Transplant
///It's a nice place!
 
2012-10-24 12:30:18 PM  

Coelacanth: When I was in the massage therapy biz, I worked on a few people who were the result of inbreeding. There was this one woman with twenty toes. Another woman who had two sets of breasts (Ds on top of Cs). A guy who looked like he had hooves. Nothing really earth-shaking, but I wonder if maybe there's people somewhere with all those mutations.


You have my interest.

Wait, sorry, I highlighted the wrong part. Oh my, so many toes!
 
2012-10-24 12:33:36 PM  

WeenerGord: Do Tenneeseeans also drop out of trees on unsuspecting tourists and slaughter them?


Drop bears are real man...at least I convinced my brother they were.
 
2012-10-24 12:33:53 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: I read the headline and thought, "oh gawd, now they've extended the War On Drugs to chewing eucalyptus leaves".


Does koala shiat taste like cough-drops?
 
2012-10-24 01:07:30 PM  

never trust a bunny: WeenerGord: Do Tenneeseeans also drop out of trees on unsuspecting tourists and slaughter them?

Only in Pigeon Forge. Dolly Parton thinks you have a pretty mouth....boy.


Do you say that like it's a bad thing?
 
2012-10-24 01:18:19 PM  

WeenerGord: never trust a bunny: WeenerGord: Do Tenneeseeans also drop out of trees on unsuspecting tourists and slaughter them?

Only in Pigeon Forge. Dolly Parton thinks you have a pretty mouth....boy.

Do you say that like it's a bad thing?


Do you WANT to be sodomized by Dolly Parton?
 
2012-10-24 01:50:45 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: WeenerGord: never trust a bunny: WeenerGord: Do Tenneeseeans also drop out of trees on unsuspecting tourists and slaughter them?

Only in Pigeon Forge. Dolly Parton thinks you have a pretty mouth....boy.

Do you say that like it's a bad thing?

Do you WANT to be sodomized by Dolly Parton?



The sodomy scene is not what the purty mouth comment refers to. Get your movie trivia straight. 

/how big is Dolly's dick, anyway?
 
2012-10-24 01:59:23 PM  

WeenerGord: I May Be Crazy But...: WeenerGord: never trust a bunny: WeenerGord: Do Tenneeseeans also drop out of trees on unsuspecting tourists and slaughter them?

Only in Pigeon Forge. Dolly Parton thinks you have a pretty mouth....boy.

Do you say that like it's a bad thing?

Do you WANT to be sodomized by Dolly Parton?


The sodomy scene is not what the purty mouth comment refers to. Get your movie trivia straight. 

/how big is Dolly's dick, anyway?


It's hard to tell. Her plastics surgery regimen is pretty intense. Things change weekly.
 
2012-10-24 02:24:20 PM  

WeenerGord: I May Be Crazy But...: WeenerGord: never trust a bunny: WeenerGord: Do Tenneeseeans also drop out of trees on unsuspecting tourists and slaughter them?

Only in Pigeon Forge. Dolly Parton thinks you have a pretty mouth....boy.

Do you say that like it's a bad thing?

Do you WANT to be sodomized by Dolly Parton?


The sodomy scene is not what the purty mouth comment refers to. Get your movie trivia straight. 

/how big is Dolly's dick, anyway?


Isn't it? What part is it from, then? I'd use Google, but I can't see googling "sodomy scene" as a good way to keep my job.
 
2012-10-24 04:23:26 PM  
I May Be Crazy But...: WeenerGord: I May Be Crazy But...: WeenerGord: never trust a bunny: WeenerGord: Do Tenneeseeans also drop out of trees on unsuspecting tourists and slaughter them?

Only in Pigeon Forge. Dolly Parton thinks you have a pretty mouth....boy.

Do you say that like it's a bad thing?

Do you WANT to be sodomized by Dolly Parton?


The sodomy scene is not what the purty mouth comment refers to. Get your movie trivia straight. 

/how big is Dolly's dick, anyway?

Isn't it? What part is it from, then? I'd use Google, but I can't see googling "sodomy scene" as a good way to keep my job.


The"you got a purdy mouth" is when they are finished sodomizing Ned Beatty and are about to make John Voight perform fellatio .
 
2012-10-24 04:28:15 PM  
Here I was thinking about the Chlamydia, but inbreeding will do too.
 
2012-10-24 05:03:29 PM  
You are all spelling it wrong. It's "southern Utah" not "eastern Tennessee"
 
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