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(C|Net)   Jesus joins the list of the worst passwords. Luckily my passwords are the Spanish spelling of Jesus   (news.cnet.com) divider line 33
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2012-10-24 09:47:03 AM  
He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't f**k with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?
 
2012-10-24 09:59:28 AM  
All the people I know who refuse to use Facebook, Twitter, etc. for fear of being hacked, identify theft, etc., all admit to using the same password for every single website that requires a log in, including their web mail. FAIL.
 
2012-10-24 10:01:33 AM  
My password is heysoos. Works great.
 
2012-10-24 10:07:42 AM  

Honest Bender: He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't f**k with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?


Damn you. *shakes fists of impotent rage*
 
2012-10-24 10:09:13 AM  

Honest Bender: He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't f**k with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?


I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me 'cause you're a racist!
 
2012-10-24 10:11:47 AM  
Dumb password policies probably contribute to the use of less than secure passwords. Fark.com lets me use a passphrase for a password. So my password is a sentence. I can't believe some systems limit you to a small collection of characters when much more robust security could be had with a passphrase. Also many times I've run into limits on the length of the password, as if it is being stored somewhere as cleartext or encrypted instead of being hashed and only the hash being stored.
 
2012-10-24 10:12:18 AM  
So, God, Sex, Love, and Secret are still cool. Awesome.
 
2012-10-24 10:15:04 AM  
Fortunately I use lardtunderinjesusonnapogostick.
 
2012-10-24 10:16:06 AM  

KNaBisco: So, God, Sex, Love, and Secret are still cool. Awesome.


www.cyberpunkreview.com
God wouldn't be up this late.
 
2012-10-24 10:18:22 AM  
I prefer 351.3632 + 0.042231
 
2012-10-24 10:23:34 AM  

smeag0l: I prefer 351.3632 + 0.042231


Ha! Easy to remember too!
 
2012-10-24 10:24:30 AM  
Ha ha, I use Jebus.
 
2012-10-24 10:27:31 AM  
But in Latin, Jehovah begins with an "I"!
 
2012-10-24 10:32:37 AM  
That's the same password I have for my luggage!
 
2012-10-24 10:34:41 AM  
JesusChrist, that's a secure password!
 
2012-10-24 10:50:09 AM  
"Nobody farks with the Jesus!"
 
2012-10-24 11:56:01 AM  
hunter2 is such a better password
 
2012-10-24 11:59:40 AM  
Pro tip: replace certain alpha characters with their numeric likeness. Jesus becomes J3sus. Your password is no uncrackable. Don't forget to capitalize the numbers for extra security.
 
2012-10-24 12:03:34 PM  

Do the needful: Pro tip: replace certain alpha characters with their numeric likeness. Jesus becomes J3sus. Your password is no uncrackable. Don't forget to capitalize the numbers for extra security.


That's why I always use passw0rd.
 
2012-10-24 12:08:22 PM  

bikerbob59: Do the needful: Pro tip: replace certain alpha characters with their numeric likeness. Jesus becomes J3sus. Your password is no uncrackable. Don't forget to capitalize the numbers for extra security.

That's why I always use passw0rd.


It's like you are reading my mind..
 
2012-10-24 12:25:34 PM  
dilbert.com
 
2012-10-24 12:38:32 PM  

Do the needful: Pro tip: replace certain alpha characters with their numeric likeness. Jesus becomes J3sus. Your password is no uncrackable. Don't forget to capitalize the numbers for extra security.


I need to write it down if I do anything fancy like that, or use the same password everywhere. Just can't remember an unconnected series of letters and numbers.

As such, I try to use the same long complicated password everywhere, which becomes a biatch if I'm limited in characters.
 
2012-10-24 04:07:20 PM  
Im curious why websites still put limits on the length of passwords.

My first unlimited character password was Mephistophelesmadhatterfromthefuture But then I learned that it might be easily breakable, so I came up with a harder one.
 
2012-10-24 04:11:44 PM  

Ostman: Do the needful: Pro tip: replace certain alpha characters with their numeric likeness. Jesus becomes J3sus. Your password is no uncrackable. Don't forget to capitalize the numbers for extra security.

I need to write it down if I do anything fancy like that, or use the same password everywhere. Just can't remember an unconnected series of letters and numbers.

As such, I try to use the same long complicated password everywhere, which becomes a biatch if I'm limited in characters.


lastpass.....

its a web based password vault, it can generate random passwords for you, tracks them all on every website you use, and you can get in with one password.....just make it a doozy, like 24 characters long at least with caps, numbers....etc.....

Its safe for about everything you do online. Plus you can use their list as a sort of password protected bookmarks thing, since storing bookmarks means an unauthorized user knows which websites you frequent. Im talking about banks and credit cards you perverts! If you dont keep your password bookmarks in your browser, you can use your last pass console to get to them with automatic password entry.....one click and you are logged in.
 
2012-10-24 05:15:51 PM  
Nor god or jesus can protect our computers we're farked
 
2012-10-24 06:12:22 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-10-24 06:24:35 PM  
Since we are getting all serious, use the first letters of each word in a sentence that you make up. Like: Fark Is Full Of Some Real Comedians. Then you have a sentence you can remember and a password that's fifosrc. Add some numbers or capitalize a few letters here and there and you got yourself a non-dictionary password that with minimal work you should be able to remember. Just repeat the sentence and type in the first letter of every word.
 
2012-10-24 06:43:58 PM  

dg41: ******** is such a better password


What? Seven asterisks is a craptastic password.
 
2012-10-24 10:46:14 PM  
Glad all my important authentications are done with PKI certs. 14 character passwords with caps, numbers, punctuation, and no real words is stupid. No wonder most people without PKI have to write it down and put it under their keyboard.
 
2012-10-24 11:03:36 PM  
static.moviefanatic.com

Not sure if serious.
 
2012-10-24 11:04:22 PM  

Honest Bender: He didn't say 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus. As in father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't f**k with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?


I really should read the comments before posting something... :(
 
2012-10-25 10:08:16 AM  
Use "incorrect." Then when you type the wrong password, the computer will remind you that "the password you entered is incorrect."
 
2012-10-26 08:07:07 PM  
Jesuso?
 
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