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(NJ.com)   A caged bulldog. A parakeet. Pigeons. A turtle. Samurai swords. Child pornography. Mouse droppings. Two rifles   (nj.com) divider line 45
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2012-10-24 08:56:46 AM
Sheeeoot.
A fella could have himself a good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2012-10-24 08:57:03 AM
What do you need for a pretty good weekend in Vegas, Alex. I'll take Judicious Juices for $400.

She's the carbonated member of the Supreme Court
Who is Soda-mayor, Alex.
 
2012-10-24 08:57:04 AM
What is a Tarantino/Cronenberg directorial collaboration,Alex?
 
2012-10-24 08:57:05 AM
I think they had me at the swords and military knives hanging in every doorway. This isn't from The Onion?
 
2012-10-24 09:00:34 AM

sodomizer: I think they had me at the swords and military knives hanging in every doorway. This isn't from The Onion?


Nope, its worse. It's from New Jersey.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2012-10-24 09:00:57 AM
uh, uh.... THINGS IN A DEMENTED PET STORE!!!
 
2012-10-24 09:01:28 AM
doczoidberg

A Haiku for you

I bow to thee sir
Your fingers fly so quickly
Mine trudge along slow
 
2012-10-24 09:01:30 AM
I'd like "What else is in the back of the 'Free Candy' van" for $800, Alex.
 
2012-10-24 09:03:48 AM

Harry Freakstorm: doczoidberg

A Haiku for you

I bow to thee sir
Your fingers fly so quickly
Mine trudge along slow



Why, thank you.
However, it should be noted that I misquoted that line a bit.
 
2012-10-24 09:07:11 AM
TWO RIFLES!!!???

Disgusting pervert

/drtfa
 
2012-10-24 09:12:25 AM
Someone mentioned this story on the Hoarders board, and even Matt Paxton was like "I'm not going in there."
 
2012-10-24 09:14:07 AM
A caged bulldog. A parakeet. Pigeons. A turtle. Samurai swords. Child pornography. Mouse droppings. Two rifles

What is the set-up for the worst Carnac the Magnificent joke ever?
 
2012-10-24 09:15:15 AM

tomWright: TWO RIFLES!!!???

Disgusting pervert

/drtfa


Apparently you hadn't got to the turtle part yet. Unofficially, I heard there was a copy of Bridges of Madison County in the garage.
 
2012-10-24 09:15:45 AM
So they're throwing the book at him with every possible vague and nebulous charge that they can think of? Fantastic.
If a child is allowed in a locker room, having a picture of boobies in your house should not be illegal. If a child is allowed in a kitchen, having knives on your wall should not be illegal. There is often no law about letting kids be in the same house as guns - especially if they are locked in a safe. And just because the local cops beat off to your porn and claim that the girl "appeared to be" under 16 does not mean that it's child porn - Some people just look young, and they're often very popular in the porn community.

I wonder what this guy REALLY did to piss off the cops so much.
 
2012-10-24 09:15:46 AM
home.earthlink.net
 
2012-10-24 09:16:00 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-24 09:19:48 AM
bullshiat. he had pets properly trained and cared for and artwork on the walls? bull farking shiat. they're just picking on a cool old dude that was peacefully being a freek and hurting no one, quite the contrary.

I bet a million bucks most of those nudes were famous art photographs and the ones that weren't were tasteful. I'll bet another million they found a Jock Sturges album and that's one of their main pieces of "evidence".

This poor old man is going to die in prison for the crime of liking art and being kind to animals and small children.
 
2012-10-24 09:22:11 AM

ThatGuyOverThere: So they're throwing the book at him with every possible vague and nebulous charge that they can think of? Fantastic.
If a child is allowed in a locker room, having a picture of boobies in your house should not be illegal. If a child is allowed in a kitchen, having knives on your wall should not be illegal. There is often no law about letting kids be in the same house as guns - especially if they are locked in a safe. And just because the local cops beat off to your porn and claim that the girl "appeared to be" under 16 does not mean that it's child porn - Some people just look young, and they're often very popular in the porn community.

I wonder what this guy REALLY did to piss off the cops so much.


Um, being a filthy revolting pig without regard for the health, [mental] health, and safety two very young children? Poor dog, too.

When is this kind of God-awful filth acceptable?
 
2012-10-24 09:22:18 AM

mortimer_ford: tomWright: TWO RIFLES!!!???

Disgusting pervert

/drtfa

Apparently you hadn't got to the turtle part yet. Unofficially, I heard there was a copy of Bridges of Madison County in the garage.


BoMC?

The monster. The sick depraved monster.

Hanging would be too merciiful
 
2012-10-24 09:24:54 AM
Came for Carnac the Magnificent.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-10-24 09:27:59 AM
"what's in my lunch bag?"
 
2012-10-24 09:29:07 AM

willfullyobscure: bullshiat. he had pets properly trained and cared for and artwork on the walls? bull farking shiat. they're just picking on a cool old dude that was peacefully being a freek and hurting no one, quite the contrary.

I bet a million bucks most of those nudes were famous art photographs and the ones that weren't were tasteful. I'll bet another million they found a Jock Sturges album and that's one of their main pieces of "evidence".

This poor old man is going to die in prison for the crime of liking art and being kind to animals and small children.


you are probably not far off the truth.

Allowing for thr sloppy house keeping, this does not sound that far off of the way I and many friends grew up, even in nj there were still people with firearms inthe house.

But ten, nj is the only state that requires three references, finger printing and background checks to buy a red rider bb gun.

So far as the porn goes, anyone want to bet it is a sumilar case to that one with whatshername, who went to testify for that guy who was charged with cp for having her videos?

/men are stupid when judging womans age
 
2012-10-24 09:32:38 AM
"What are things with holes, Great Karnak?"
 
2012-10-24 09:32:58 AM

Cold_Sassy: ThatGuyOverThere: So they're throwing the book at him with every possible vague and nebulous charge that they can think of? Fantastic.
If a child is allowed in a locker room, having a picture of boobies in your house should not be illegal. If a child is allowed in a kitchen, having knives on your wall should not be illegal. There is often no law about letting kids be in the same house as guns - especially if they are locked in a safe. And just because the local cops beat off to your porn and claim that the girl "appeared to be" under 16 does not mean that it's child porn - Some people just look young, and they're often very popular in the porn community.

I wonder what this guy REALLY did to piss off the cops so much.

Um, being a filthy revolting pig without regard for the health, [mental] health, and safety two very young children? Poor dog, too.

When is this kind of God-awful filth acceptable?


crate training a dog ain't abuse foo.
 
2012-10-24 09:36:38 AM
In the apartment's kitchen police found a caged bulldog...
Usualy the police dont enjoy finding loose dogs running about. I know if I have people come over, the husky and the husky/chow go in crates, otherwise they jump around like assholes. Maybe the police were just mad they didn't get to shoot something.

The police report says there were large military-style knives and samurai swords hanging in every doorway.
What the article wants you to think:
i1.irc.lv

What it probably was:
www.snkknives.tw
/those are good knives BTW. 

/can't help him on the nude girls though. Maybe they were 'artsy' pictures?
//I have pictures my mom took of me when I was two, and running around the house with my junk flopping. In today's world, I'd probably go to jail for having them
 
2012-10-24 09:51:34 AM

doczoidberg: Sheeeoot.
A fella could have himself a good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.


Aaaaand done in one!
 
2012-10-24 09:52:47 AM
"Barely legal" type photos are often of women who are at least 18 but look like they could be any age between 14-24: stuff like this is why stores say they'll card you for booze if you look like you're under 27 (or in some places 40). So "appearing to be under 18" means nothing unless we're also talking "appears to be under 12": if she's capable of menstruating and getting pregnant she might be legally a minor but she's certainly not a child. So jumping to conclusions based on the phrase "pictures of nude girls believed to be under the legal age of 18" is silly: we'll need to see the photos to decide whether they're porn, let alone kiddy porn.

What would bother me is the mouse turds in the bed and general filth, but that need result only in a "Clean that shiat up!" order and a maybe an occasional visit from a social worker. The 6 and 8 year olds can also be taught to help clean up: my mother taught me to clean house soon as I was physically able.

This is a badly written article about a situation we can't really evalulate without seeing the actual conditions.

And I need more coffee.
 
2012-10-24 10:08:44 AM
So, somebody hotlined the 75 year old for not being able to clean up his place enough for little girls to live there. Cops show up, call in youth services, write up enough violations to justify pulling the kids out, and now mom and gramps have to deal with the fall out.

Generally speaking, a guy should be able to live however the hell he wants - if he doesn't mind his apartment being filthy and wants to hang naked girl pics on the walls, go for it. But with two little girls running around, clean up your crap.

She's studying to be a corrections officer? Sounds like her baby-daddy kicked her to the curb, so she moved back in with pops while she tried to get a new job. Too bad gramps couldn't get his apartment cleaned up enough for her kids to safely live there. My guess? Charges dropped/reduced, but juvenile/child services files to take custody of the kids, who are put in a foster home til they get the apartment cleaned up - unless of course that's actually CP on the walls, in which case gramps is going to jail and mom is going to be homeless/also in jail.
 
2012-10-24 10:39:55 AM
Union City NJ = Little Havana. 65,000 people packed into one square mile of mostly old low-rise apartment buildings. So yeah, no surprise the living conditions aren't optimal.
 
2012-10-24 10:49:42 AM
Done in the boobies
 
2012-10-24 10:52:59 AM
...A man, a plan, a canal, Panama?
 
2012-10-24 11:06:28 AM

willfullyobscure: Cold_Sassy: ThatGuyOverThere: So they're throwing the book at him with every possible vague and nebulous charge that they can think of? Fantastic.
If a child is allowed in a locker room, having a picture of boobies in your house should not be illegal. If a child is allowed in a kitchen, having knives on your wall should not be illegal. There is often no law about letting kids be in the same house as guns - especially if they are locked in a safe. And just because the local cops beat off to your porn and claim that the girl "appeared to be" under 16 does not mean that it's child porn - Some people just look young, and they're often very popular in the porn community.

I wonder what this guy REALLY did to piss off the cops so much.

Um, being a filthy revolting pig without regard for the health, [mental] health, and safety two very young children? Poor dog, too.

When is this kind of God-awful filth acceptable?

crate training a dog ain't abuse foo.


Says you.

I have a dog and it has never been crated a day in its life. (7 years) Plus with all that rodent shiat and other garbage strewn throughout, I'm sure the dog received the same type of quality "care" afforded to the children; less probably. Believe it or not, you can teach a dog good house manners, pretty easily too, but I suppose that is just too much to ask of some people.

Why don't you go sit in a cage every day, and see how much you enjoy it, FOO?
 
2012-10-24 11:32:45 AM
This is the worst improv comedy sketch ever.

epguides.com
 
2012-10-24 11:36:55 AM
Five corpulent porpoises?
 
2012-10-24 12:05:14 PM
> TAKE SWORDS
Taken.
 
2012-10-24 12:05:23 PM
The aristocrats!
 
2012-10-24 01:15:28 PM
Shoot, a feller coul-- oh. Done in one.
 
2012-10-24 01:26:10 PM
What did they find in a Walmart shoplifters' pants?
 
2012-10-24 01:52:58 PM
The most amazing part of this story? It's not from Florida.
 
2012-10-24 02:50:24 PM
And the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
 
2012-10-24 02:53:58 PM
amicreative.org

"And two hard-boiled eggs."
*honk*
"Make that three hard-boiled eggs."
 
2012-10-24 05:34:32 PM
What the guys at the Asian mall can get you in one stop for the right price.

/They'll throw in some bootlegged DVDs and Gucci bags too if you ask nicely
 
2012-10-24 05:49:14 PM

GBB: uh, uh.... THINGS IN A DEMENTED PET STORE!!!


Stuff under my bed!

/dnrtfa
 
2012-10-24 06:33:22 PM
So the names are being withheld to protect the identity of the children... But they show a picture of the mom and grandfather. I realise it's from a large city, but obviously someone is gonna recognise these two, and figure4 out who the kids are.
 
2012-10-24 06:43:53 PM

Crypto Dentist: The aristocrats!


cant believe it took so long for this to come up! it was my first thought when i read the headline
 
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