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(LA Times)   Man killed in Surf Beach shark attack was surfing, officials say, also warn ladies to stay the hell out of Rapewood Forest   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 8
    More: Obvious, Vandenberg Air Force Base, Santa Barbara County Sheriff, beaches  
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2012-10-24 12:54:05 PM  
3 votes:

Rezurok: Headline only makes sense if it was called Shark Beach!
/shakes tiny fist


Not from the shark's point of view.
2012-10-24 02:21:46 PM  
1 votes:

Fano: Rezurok: Headline only makes sense if it was called Shark Beach!

/shakes tiny fist

This. I had to reread it twice to understand the leap in logic.

Alternate headline references: "Surf Nazis Must Die" "Charlie don't surf"


See how the headlines break both ways? One guy can break right, one left, simultaneous. What do you think of that?

arabiansurfstuff.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-24 02:02:05 PM  
1 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Yeah, headline makes little sense. It warns women that if they go to Rapewood Forest with the intent to rape, they will be eaten by a shark.


Candygram.
2012-10-24 01:44:12 PM  
1 votes:

jtown: Dude, every local knows you don't surf north of Jalama.


Strangely enough, I have an image for this:
stokereport.com
2012-10-24 01:24:46 PM  
1 votes:
Get into my belly
seakayaking.files.wordpress.com
farm3.static.flickr.com
Release the sharktopus
www.doobybrain.com
2012-10-24 01:19:31 PM  
1 votes:
I was born in analsex Iowa.

/not really
2012-10-24 01:13:00 PM  
1 votes:
To be fair sometimes I want to eat the surfers also.
www.filmjabber.com
2012-10-24 12:56:30 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah, headline makes little sense. It warns women that if they go to Rapewood Forest with the intent to rape, they will be eaten by a shark.
 
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