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(LA Times)   Man killed in Surf Beach shark attack was surfing, officials say, also warn ladies to stay the hell out of Rapewood Forest   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Vandenberg Air Force Base, Santa Barbara County Sheriff, beaches  
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2012-10-24 02:15:24 PM  
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Duke_leto_Atredes: it is only a shark if it crosses PCH and bites a cop on the @$$, if they are in the water they are called FISH

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Oh, piffle, it's still a shark. Usually it's a great white shark. Every surfer in California knows we have to sacrifice at least one of their number to the Shark Gods every year to ensure good waves. It hasn't been a good season if they don't get at least one between Asilomar and the Bay.
2012-10-24 12:50:19 PM  
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Headline only makes sense if it was called Shark Beach!

/shakes tiny fist
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