Rezurok: Headline only makes sense if it was called Shark Beach!/shakes tiny fist
Fano: Rezurok: Headline only makes sense if it was called Shark Beach!/shakes tiny fistThis. I had to reread it twice to understand the leap in logic.Alternate headline references: "Surf Nazis Must Die" "Charlie don't surf"
jtown: Dude, every local knows you don't surf north of Jalama.
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Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Yeah, headline makes little sense. It warns women that if they go to Rapewood Forest with the intent to rape, they will be eaten by a shark.
Duke_leto_Atredes: it is only a shark if it crosses PCH and bites a cop on the @$$, if they are in the water they are called FISH//Brought to you by the California Tourist Board
Dr.Knockboots: I have such a stupid 3rd grade question.. but I am going to ask it.
Fark Rye For Many Whores: Dr.Knockboots: I have such a stupid 3rd grade question.. but I am going to ask it.I seem to remember they're working on more complicated solutions, which leads me to think it wasn't that easy. Maybe it kills other fish, maybe swimmers catch their ankles and drown, maybe the sharks find a way through anything. I think the next step was to try a fence of chemical shark repellant.
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