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(Flavorwire)   A single-page gallery of retired Playboy bunnies. The years have not been kind   (flavorwire.com) divider line 27
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2012-10-24 11:49:32 AM
5 votes:
Wow, there sure is a lot of woman hating going on in this thread. This is what it looks like to get old. A lot of these women still have it going on.
2012-10-24 11:40:45 AM
5 votes:
I think a SFW before and after pic would have been interesting.
2012-10-24 12:04:06 PM
4 votes:
I really really dislike these "Omg people get old!" threads. Everyone looks like sh*t when they get that old.
2012-10-24 11:49:33 AM
4 votes:
Subby, fark off. They look like older women who have lived interesting lives. And maybe they're not as hot as they were 30 or 40 years ago, but they all seem to be proud of their looks and rightfully so. Good for them.
2012-10-24 02:14:23 PM
3 votes:
A little too much sun on most and maybe some bad surgery. Would be nice to know who they are and when they originally posed. Overall most are still in good shape.
2MS
2012-10-24 01:45:57 PM
3 votes:
Wow, Subby. Farking age, how does it work.
2012-10-24 12:55:44 PM
3 votes:

jafiwam: Playboy Bunnies that didn't appear in the magazine weren't the best of the crop. The magazine ladies in general, look way better than these ones.


Having worked in Chicago not too far from Playboy's offices, I've actually seen Playmates on the street in regular people clothes and normal make-up. Absent professional lighting and make-up and photoshop, there's very little difference between any of the ones I've seen and the typical ridiculously hot 22-year-old receptionist in a typical Chicago high-rise office.
2012-10-24 12:37:30 PM
3 votes:
Good thing I'LL never age.
2012-10-24 11:41:28 AM
3 votes:
Too much "after", with no "before" with which to compare it.
2012-10-24 09:14:19 PM
2 votes:
Sometimes I wish I could go back in time, when Playboy actually had the "girl next door" thing down pat. Now it seems like most Playboy models have some combination of A) horrible boob jobs, B) stupid tattoos, C) prepubescent pubic areas, and D) some professional modeling experience.

I know D) is probably a nitpick, but it just feels weird to see a gorgeous centerfold and think "Oh, I've seen her before."

/Bleh, my lawn, get off of it.
2012-10-24 01:53:23 PM
2 votes:
People age, film at eleven.

Had no idea that the Oracle from The Matrix had been a Playboy Bunny.
2012-10-24 11:52:44 AM
2 votes:
Only vampires don't age.
2012-10-24 11:51:01 AM
2 votes:
When I was a teenager, I lived next door to someone who had worked in the Chicago Playboy club in the early 1970s. She was a pretty cool lady. Tons of stories about living in the Chicago mansion, working at the club, meeting celebrities, wild/kinky sex stuff (basically by 1972, nothing "normal" was going to do it for Hef), whatever. She was great fun at neighborhood cookouts and she actually gave me a bunch of cool Playboy memorabilia up to and including a tie-dyed bunny costume that she'd been wearing the day she quit.

She had leathery skin from being a life-long sun worshiper and it was pretty clear that she was spending a lot of time in bars even in her mid 40s, but she had a fantastic rack and clearly knew how to work the MILF angle.

Anyway, yeah, my bedroom had windows that looked out over their back yard and pool. It was a good thing.
2012-10-24 11:39:56 AM
2 votes:
The years rarely are, subby.
2012-10-25 01:52:21 AM
1 votes:
Miss January 1987 Luann Lee In her NSFW glory.

And more recently:
www2.pictures.zimbio.com 

If Marty won't let me borrow the DeLorean, I'll be more than happy with the current version.
2012-10-24 09:07:37 PM
1 votes:
Petra Verkaik....thank me later.
2012-10-24 02:27:00 PM
1 votes:

2MS: Wow, Subby. Farking age, how does it work.


This. They look like a collection of pretty normal ladies. Some worse than others. Whatever.
2012-10-24 12:22:03 PM
1 votes:
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of a bunny with pink ears on her head ...

assets.flavorwire.com
2012-10-24 12:16:21 PM
1 votes:
Mostly skin damage due to excessive sun tanning, smoking, and drinking. If their skin was good, if they had haircuts that were age-appropriate, if their gigantic mammaries were smaller, and if they weren't wearing skin-tight clothing, they'd look a lot better.
mhd
2012-10-24 12:01:58 PM
1 votes:

Atomic Spunk: Also, a few of them would look much better if they didn't try to present themselves as if they were still 24 years old.


I would guess that's recreating their original PB picture setup for the photographer.
2012-10-24 11:51:35 AM
1 votes:

The Why Not Guy: Subby, fark off. They look like older women who have lived interesting lives. And maybe they're not as hot as they were 30 or 40 years ago, but they all seem to be proud of their looks and rightfully so. Good for them.


Yeah, I give credit to the ones dressing a little younger than they maybe should. They're probably the young at hear type.
2012-10-24 11:49:55 AM
1 votes:

spcMike: What's sad is the current crop of bunnies will probably look like that in the next 5 years or so.


Except their boobs will still be riding high because they are all fake now.
2012-10-24 11:48:36 AM
1 votes:
Several of them spent too much time in the sun. Also, a few of them would look much better if they didn't try to present themselves as if they were still 24 years old.
2012-10-24 11:46:28 AM
1 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: spcMike: what's sad is the current crop of bunnies will probably look like that in the next 5 years or so.

Thanks to botox, plastic surgery and breast implants, they'll probably look much worse.


and, personally, I think the designer drugs available nowadays are infinitely more harmful and more available
2012-10-24 11:45:07 AM
1 votes:
spcMike: what's sad is the current crop of bunnies will probably look like that in the next 5 years or so.

Thanks to botox, plastic surgery and breast implants, they'll probably look much worse.
2012-10-24 11:41:43 AM
1 votes:

spcMike: What's sad is the current crop of bunnies will probably look like that in the next 5 years or so.


Playboy is still in print?
2012-10-24 11:40:08 AM
1 votes:
What's sad is the current crop of bunnies will probably look like that in the next 5 years or so.
 
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