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2012-10-24 05:51:31 PM

BillyRayBob: Had 'em all.
# 3 twice


Thrice?
 
2012-10-24 06:05:29 PM
hundreddollarman - Michelle McLaughlin, Miss February 2008.

CSB Sorta time:

Back in 2010 the Giants were down to the last 2 games of the season to get into the playoffs. The wife and I were in SF for an anniversary dinner and ran into some of our Australian friends to watch the Collingwood vs. St Kilda replay match. We went back to our friends suite at The Handlery and had some drinks out on the balcony of the room. In the balcony across from us was FP Santangelo who I recognized from the Giants broadcast crew. Not one other person had a clue who this guy was but I invited him over to the room for a drink. He initially declined because he and his "fiance" were just relaxing from the busy week. Next thing I know he and Ms. McLaughlin were in the suite with us having some drinks and chatting it up. Since this wasn't our suite... and we didn't technically have a place to sleep, FP invited us to continue the night in their room next door. We continued to drink and bs until god knows what hour. The wife and Michelle were having all sorts of conversation from beauty tips to children while FP and I talked about baseball and post career/family stuff. During the drunk talk Michelle even agreed to babysit our 1 year old boy in the upcoming weeks. haha It would be great if this story had a sexy penthouse forum ending to it but this is where the "sorta" comes into the CSB. We passed out and woke up the next morning to do the walk of shame to the Bart station to head home. Super nice people and I still randomly text FP even though he moved out east to cover the Nationals. One of my top 5 best random nights ever.  Go GIANTS!
 
2012-10-24 06:10:31 PM

Barricaded Gunman: spcMike: what's sad is the current crop of bunnies will probably look like that in the next 5 years or so.

Thanks to botox, plastic surgery and breast implants, they'll probably look much worse.


You what always strikes me as funny? Every time Playboy knuckles down and puts an actual woman as the centerfold there's always comments about how strange her breasts look.
 
2012-10-24 06:24:38 PM
I agree with Farker above. I think that is Dyan Cannon in the last photo!
 
2012-10-24 06:56:27 PM
www.frumsatire.net
 
2012-10-24 07:00:52 PM

hundreddollarman: eas81: hundreddollarman: You know what? Let's just talk about the Playmates we've killed kittens to and link to some tasty pictures.

[celebslists.com image 431x600][www.hollywoodheadache.com image 489x750]

I don't know who's on the left, but is the beauty on the right Lisa Marie Scott? Here's a few of my faves.
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Shelby Chesnes, Miss July 2012. Oh. My. Word. The poor kittens will never have a chance.
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Nikki Leigh, Miss May 2012.
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Ciara Price, Miss November 2011
[i47.tinypic.com image 640x428]

Jaclyn Swedberg, Miss April 2011 and 2012 Playmate of the Year.
[i45.tinypic.com image 413x619]

Jessica Burciaga, Miss February 2009 and alleged mistress of Kobe Bryant. Um... I wouldn't mind getting some of those sloppy seconds.
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Michelle McLaughlin, Miss February 2008.
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S'haquita Quandalee, Miss March 1952
www.hotghettomess.com
 
2012-10-24 07:35:39 PM
I remember a friend of mine showing off a Playboy in high school with his cousin as a Playmate. The first thing everybody said when they saw her picture was, "Can you set me up with her?" 
/Hmmmm..
//off to Google
 
2012-10-24 07:42:47 PM

cauth002: I wonder...will I look less attractive in 20 years? This seems to think so. Do not understand.


I am sure you will look better (you look awesome now btw), a lot of the Bunnies led very hard lives of partying, cocaine, boozing and whoring.
 
2012-10-24 08:12:11 PM

praymantis: cauth002: I wonder...will I look less attractive in 20 years? This seems to think so. Do not understand.

I am sure you will look better (you look awesome now btw), a lot of the Bunnies led very hard lives of partying, cocaine, boozing and whoring.


Sorry cauth002, praymantis isn't telling you the truth. You won't look better. Not saying that you won't look attractive, but you won't look better than you do now. You will probably be in your early 40s by then, right? Women peak in their 20s. Some women are very attractive well into their later years, but they never look as good as they did when they were in their 20s.
 
2012-10-24 08:46:26 PM

cauth002: I wonder...will I look less attractive in 20 years? This seems to think so. Do not understand.


No, but 20 more years may be enough time for you to master the English language.
 
2012-10-24 08:57:51 PM

Atomic Spunk: praymantis: cauth002: I wonder...will I look less attractive in 20 years? This seems to think so. Do not understand.

I am sure you will look better (you look awesome now btw), a lot of the Bunnies led very hard lives of partying, cocaine, boozing and whoring.

Sorry cauth002, praymantis isn't telling you the truth. You won't look better. Not saying that you won't look attractive, but you won't look better than you do now. You will probably be in your early 40s by then, right? Women peak in their 20s. Some women are very attractive well into their later years, but they never look as good as they did when they were in their 20s.


I disagree, I have seen some woman look amazing at the 20 yr hs reunion compared to the dorky years
 
2012-10-24 09:00:46 PM
www.x-al.com

1955...If she's still alive, she's in her mid-70s.
 
2012-10-24 09:02:44 PM
www.x-al.com

1958
 
2012-10-24 09:05:48 PM
DAT ASS with tan lines, 1970, NSFW Link
 
2012-10-24 09:07:37 PM
Petra Verkaik....thank me later.
 
2012-10-24 09:13:33 PM
I bet Dorothy Stratten looks worse. . .

\window seat please
 
2012-10-24 09:14:19 PM
Sometimes I wish I could go back in time, when Playboy actually had the "girl next door" thing down pat. Now it seems like most Playboy models have some combination of A) horrible boob jobs, B) stupid tattoos, C) prepubescent pubic areas, and D) some professional modeling experience.

I know D) is probably a nitpick, but it just feels weird to see a gorgeous centerfold and think "Oh, I've seen her before."

/Bleh, my lawn, get off of it.
 
2012-10-24 09:31:17 PM

assjuice: cauth002: I wonder...will I look less attractive in 20 years? This seems to think so. Do not understand.

No, but 20 more years may be enough time for you to master the English language.


New here?
 
2012-10-24 10:02:57 PM

praymantis: Atomic Spunk: praymantis: cauth002: I wonder...will I look less attractive in 20 years? This seems to think so. Do not understand.

I am sure you will look better (you look awesome now btw), a lot of the Bunnies led very hard lives of partying, cocaine, boozing and whoring.

Sorry cauth002, praymantis isn't telling you the truth. You won't look better. Not saying that you won't look attractive, but you won't look better than you do now. You will probably be in your early 40s by then, right? Women peak in their 20s. Some women are very attractive well into their later years, but they never look as good as they did when they were in their 20s.

I disagree, I have seen some woman look amazing at the 20 yr hs reunion compared to the dorky years


But she doesn't look dorky, she looks "awesome" (your word). It's all downhill from here, so she better enjoy it while she can.
 
2012-10-24 10:09:24 PM

Atomic Spunk: praymantis: cauth002: I wonder...will I look less attractive in 20 years? This seems to think so. Do not understand.

I am sure you will look better (you look awesome now btw), a lot of the Bunnies led very hard lives of partying, cocaine, boozing and whoring.

Sorry cauth002, praymantis isn't telling you the truth. You won't look better. Not saying that you won't look attractive, but you won't look better than you do now. You will probably be in your early 40s by then, right? Women peak in their 20s. Some women are very attractive well into their later years, but they never look as good as they did when they were in their 20s.


I was being sarcastic guys.

And I'm pushing 30.
 
2012-10-24 10:13:15 PM

Atomic Spunk: praymantis: Atomic Spunk: praymantis: cauth002: I wonder...will I look less attractive in 20 years? This seems to think so. Do not understand.

I am sure you will look better (you look awesome now btw), a lot of the Bunnies led very hard lives of partying, cocaine, boozing and whoring.

Sorry cauth002, praymantis isn't telling you the truth. You won't look better. Not saying that you won't look attractive, but you won't look better than you do now. You will probably be in your early 40s by then, right? Women peak in their 20s. Some women are very attractive well into their later years, but they never look as good as they did when they were in their 20s.

I disagree, I have seen some woman look amazing at the 20 yr hs reunion compared to the dorky years

But she doesn't look dorky, she looks "awesome" (your word). It's all downhill from here, so she better enjoy it while she can.


Eh what's to enjoy? As long as I'm healthy for quite some time, I don't really care. Looks don't buy you intelligence or a personality. We're all aging.
 
2012-10-24 10:16:48 PM

cauth002:

And I'm pushing 30.


Oh my goodness, you're already half way down that hill. I am so sorry. I hope you're married already.
 
2012-10-24 10:20:23 PM

Atomic Spunk: cauth002:

And I'm pushing 30.

Oh my goodness, you're already half way down that hill. I am so sorry. I hope you're married already.


I lost my chance to get married after 21 (I'm from the south). I plan to live a life of simple solitude with my cat George and a Vonage subscription for the Home Shopping Network.
 
2012-10-24 11:13:02 PM

cauth002: Atomic Spunk: cauth002:

And I'm pushing 30.

Oh my goodness, you're already half way down that hill. I am so sorry. I hope you're married already.

I lost my chance to get married after 21 (I'm from the south). I plan to live a life of simple solitude with my cat George and a Vonage subscription for the Home Shopping Network.


I'd hit it. Dat ass
 
2012-10-25 12:08:15 AM
Nancy Cameron is my all time fav...January 1974. Worth the search.
 
2012-10-25 12:54:38 AM

fastfxr: Petra Verkaik....thank me later.


India Allen......
Cynthia Brimhall....
 
2012-10-25 01:33:31 AM

fastfxr: Petra Verkaik....thank me later.


I don't even need to google that name... still remember that one.
 
2012-10-25 01:52:21 AM
Miss January 1987 Luann Lee In her NSFW glory.

And more recently:
www2.pictures.zimbio.com 

If Marty won't let me borrow the DeLorean, I'll be more than happy with the current version.
 
2012-10-25 11:19:09 AM

Your_Huckleberry: fastfxr: Petra Verkaik....thank me later.

India Allen......
Cynthia Brimhall....


Alley Baggett...PV sandwich...
 
2012-10-25 12:51:27 PM

Spanky McStupid: I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of a bunny with pink ears on her head ...

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I kinda feel like this woman was unbearably hot back in the day.
 
2012-10-26 07:35:53 AM

Earguy:
1955...If she's still alive, she's in her mid-70s.


Janet Pilgrim. 78 and still alive.
 
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