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2012-10-24 10:20:10 AM
I would hit #4 and #9. Especially #4.
 
2012-10-24 10:40:22 AM
I found that interesting.
 
I also found it interesting that I was showing my friend my childhood photo album that my mother had put together for me.  There was this photo of me in this dorky/cute kind of Sherlock Holmes looking tweed pancho outfit and hat thingee I look about two or three and I'm walking towards the stairs of a plane, this is back when you would board a jet by going up or down a set of rolling stairs, like that footage you see of the Beatles.
 
Anyway, my friend pointed out something I had never noticed before a note my mother had written below the photo...
 
"Here is brap boarding for his first airplane ride on a trip to THE PLAYBOY CLUB in Chicago."
 
I wonder if I met any of these women or Gloria Steinem.
 
2012-10-24 11:32:26 AM

Mark Ratner: I would hit #4 and #9. Especially #4.


I'll take #2 and #11.
 
2012-10-24 11:35:35 AM
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I see my dog do this occasionally after taking a dump. She usually has the same look on her face too.
 
2012-10-24 11:39:56 AM
The years rarely are, subby.
 
2012-10-24 11:40:08 AM
What's sad is the current crop of bunnies will probably look like that in the next 5 years or so.
 
2012-10-24 11:40:45 AM
I think a SFW before and after pic would have been interesting.
 
2012-10-24 11:41:28 AM
Too much "after", with no "before" with which to compare it.
 
2012-10-24 11:41:43 AM

spcMike: What's sad is the current crop of bunnies will probably look like that in the next 5 years or so.


Playboy is still in print?
 
2012-10-24 11:42:17 AM
Number #3 looks like the Silk Spectre.

/and what of Donna Edmonson?
 
2012-10-24 11:43:17 AM

croesius: Too much "after", with no "before" with which to compare it.


THIS

All of them look like they should be yelling at a unicorn for coming too late
 
2012-10-24 11:45:07 AM
spcMike: what's sad is the current crop of bunnies will probably look like that in the next 5 years or so.

Thanks to botox, plastic surgery and breast implants, they'll probably look much worse.
 
2012-10-24 11:46:28 AM

Barricaded Gunman: spcMike: what's sad is the current crop of bunnies will probably look like that in the next 5 years or so.

Thanks to botox, plastic surgery and breast implants, they'll probably look much worse.


and, personally, I think the designer drugs available nowadays are infinitely more harmful and more available
 
2012-10-24 11:48:36 AM
Several of them spent too much time in the sun. Also, a few of them would look much better if they didn't try to present themselves as if they were still 24 years old.
 
2012-10-24 11:49:32 AM
Wow, there sure is a lot of woman hating going on in this thread. This is what it looks like to get old. A lot of these women still have it going on.
 
2012-10-24 11:49:33 AM
Subby, fark off. They look like older women who have lived interesting lives. And maybe they're not as hot as they were 30 or 40 years ago, but they all seem to be proud of their looks and rightfully so. Good for them.
 
2012-10-24 11:49:55 AM

spcMike: What's sad is the current crop of bunnies will probably look like that in the next 5 years or so.


Except their boobs will still be riding high because they are all fake now.
 
2012-10-24 11:51:01 AM
When I was a teenager, I lived next door to someone who had worked in the Chicago Playboy club in the early 1970s. She was a pretty cool lady. Tons of stories about living in the Chicago mansion, working at the club, meeting celebrities, wild/kinky sex stuff (basically by 1972, nothing "normal" was going to do it for Hef), whatever. She was great fun at neighborhood cookouts and she actually gave me a bunch of cool Playboy memorabilia up to and including a tie-dyed bunny costume that she'd been wearing the day she quit.

She had leathery skin from being a life-long sun worshiper and it was pretty clear that she was spending a lot of time in bars even in her mid 40s, but she had a fantastic rack and clearly knew how to work the MILF angle.

Anyway, yeah, my bedroom had windows that looked out over their back yard and pool. It was a good thing.
 
2012-10-24 11:51:35 AM

The Why Not Guy: Subby, fark off. They look like older women who have lived interesting lives. And maybe they're not as hot as they were 30 or 40 years ago, but they all seem to be proud of their looks and rightfully so. Good for them.


Yeah, I give credit to the ones dressing a little younger than they maybe should. They're probably the young at hear type.
 
2012-10-24 11:52:10 AM

thecpt: They're probably the young at hear type.


heart. damnit
 
2012-10-24 11:52:44 AM
Only vampires don't age.
 
mhd
2012-10-24 12:01:58 PM

Atomic Spunk: Also, a few of them would look much better if they didn't try to present themselves as if they were still 24 years old.


I would guess that's recreating their original PB picture setup for the photographer.
 
2012-10-24 12:04:06 PM
I really really dislike these "Omg people get old!" threads. Everyone looks like sh*t when they get that old.
 
2012-10-24 12:13:28 PM
WTF. No before pics, not even names? WTF good is this?

Playboy Bunnies that didn't appear in the magazine weren't the best of the crop. The magazine ladies in general, look way better than these ones.

For "what they look like now" things, this is friggin lame. The only thing going for it is it's not a slide show.

"This is not a slide show" is not the only criteria for an interesting article. Phfft.
 
2012-10-24 12:15:14 PM
Sure, what the hell.
 
2012-10-24 12:16:21 PM
Mostly skin damage due to excessive sun tanning, smoking, and drinking. If their skin was good, if they had haircuts that were age-appropriate, if their gigantic mammaries were smaller, and if they weren't wearing skin-tight clothing, they'd look a lot better.
 
2012-10-24 12:22:03 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of a bunny with pink ears on her head ...

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2012-10-24 12:36:18 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-24 12:37:30 PM
Good thing I'LL never age.
 
2012-10-24 12:55:44 PM

jafiwam: Playboy Bunnies that didn't appear in the magazine weren't the best of the crop. The magazine ladies in general, look way better than these ones.


Having worked in Chicago not too far from Playboy's offices, I've actually seen Playmates on the street in regular people clothes and normal make-up. Absent professional lighting and make-up and photoshop, there's very little difference between any of the ones I've seen and the typical ridiculously hot 22-year-old receptionist in a typical Chicago high-rise office.
 
2012-10-24 12:56:55 PM
They all look great.
 
2012-10-24 01:16:12 PM
You know what? Let's just talk about the Playmates we've killed kittens to and link to some tasty pictures.
 
2012-10-24 01:21:00 PM

jafiwam: WTF. No before pics, not even names? WTF good is this?

Playboy Bunnies that didn't appear in the magazine weren't the best of the crop. The magazine ladies in general, look way better than these ones.

For "what they look like now" things, this is friggin lame. The only thing going for it is it's not a slide show.

"This is not a slide show" is not the only criteria for an interesting article. Phfft.


Some enterprising individual will have tended to that problem by the end of the day, I am certain.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2012-10-24 01:45:57 PM
Wow, Subby. Farking age, how does it work.
 
2012-10-24 01:53:23 PM
People age, film at eleven.

Had no idea that the Oracle from The Matrix had been a Playboy Bunny.
 
2012-10-24 02:00:47 PM

Cheron: spcMike: What's sad is the current crop of bunnies will probably look like that in the next 5 years or so.

Playboy is still in print?


What's print?
 
2012-10-24 02:00:48 PM

born_yesterday: The years rarely are, subby.


I ran into two old high school classmates of mine last month (they married each other) and the husband said "Sherm! You look exactly like you did in high school!"

I thanked him for the compliment apologized for not recognizing him at first, but his wife said "that's OK, he looks like shiat compared to high school."
 
2012-10-24 02:07:27 PM
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
2012-10-24 02:14:23 PM
A little too much sun on most and maybe some bad surgery. Would be nice to know who they are and when they originally posed. Overall most are still in good shape.
 
2012-10-24 02:27:00 PM

2MS: Wow, Subby. Farking age, how does it work.


This. They look like a collection of pretty normal ladies. Some worse than others. Whatever.
 
2012-10-24 03:05:17 PM

hundreddollarman: You know what? Let's just talk about the Playmates we've killed kittens to and link to some tasty pictures.


celebslists.comwww.hollywoodheadache.com
 
2012-10-24 03:08:25 PM

eas81: celebslists.com


"Celebslits.com?" Really?

Anyway, I've met Angela Melini a couple times. She also held up well, at least into her 40s.
 
2012-10-24 03:19:24 PM

Spanky McStupid: I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of a bunny with pink ears on her head ...

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Wow, what the hell happened to Dyan Cannon?
 
2012-10-24 03:51:29 PM

likefunbutnot: eas81: celebslists.com

"Celebslits.com?" Really?

Anyway, I've met Angela Melini a couple times. She also held up well, at least into her 40s.


Yep Angela is super awesome we hung out when I went out to vegas for the apa tournement.
 
2012-10-24 03:57:18 PM
Most of you geniuses apparently cannot grasp the difference between "bunny" and "playmate."
 
2012-10-24 04:25:15 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Most of you geniuses apparently cannot grasp the difference between "bunny" and "playmate."


I can; I played "Playboy: The Mansion" for 3 months. I couldn't fap to that, ultimately. Lord knows I tried...
 
2012-10-24 04:41:50 PM

eas81: hundreddollarman: You know what? Let's just talk about the Playmates we've killed kittens to and link to some tasty pictures.

[celebslists.com image 431x600][www.hollywoodheadache.com image 489x750]


I don't know who's on the left, but is the beauty on the right Lisa Marie Scott? Here's a few of my faves.

My all-time favorite, Sara Jean Underwood, Miss July 2006 and 2007 Playmate of the Year. Shame about the boob job, but I'd still love to disappoint her in bed.
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Shelby Chesnes, Miss July 2012. Oh. My. Word. The poor kittens will never have a chance.
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Nikki Leigh, Miss May 2012.
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Ciara Price, Miss November 2011
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Jaclyn Swedberg, Miss April 2011 and 2012 Playmate of the Year.
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Jessica Burciaga, Miss February 2009 and alleged mistress of Kobe Bryant. Um... I wouldn't mind getting some of those sloppy seconds.
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Michelle McLaughlin, Miss February 2008.
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-24 05:24:18 PM
Had 'em all.
# 3 twice
 
2012-10-24 05:41:02 PM
pics.livejournal.com
 
2012-10-24 05:50:50 PM
I wonder...will I look less attractive in 20 years? This seems to think so. Do not understand.
 
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