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(Huffington Post)   Mitt Romney running as fast as humanly possible from Richard Mourdock, for whom Mitt cut a 30-second endorsement TV ad that began running in Indiana yesterday. Yesterday? It's almost enough to make you feel bad for Mitt. Almost   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 99
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2012-10-24 12:38:52 AM
Mitt Romney running as fast as humanly possible from Richard MourdockHIMSELF
 
2012-10-24 09:22:11 AM
I think that even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.

Maybe God also intended to have a doctor shove a vacuum in the uterus and suck that little bastard back out...
 
2012-10-24 10:25:40 AM
It's clearly God's will that Romney looks like an idiot, just like Rape.
 
2012-10-24 10:32:23 AM
Also apparently God's will that Republican candidates continue saying monumentally stupid shiat.
 
2012-10-24 10:34:01 AM
I would love to see that: Mitt Romney running away from a horde of right-wing crazies like Graham Chapman in The Meaning of Life.
 
2012-10-24 10:35:19 AM
Either everything* is God's will (including abortions) or nothing is. Can't have it both ways.

*"everything" is understood to include, but not be limited to, the entirety of human behavior
 
2012-10-24 10:35:48 AM
Talibornagains are ludricrous farkwits. Rmoney has to court them to get elected. It would be nice to have a normal republican party but we don't
 
2012-10-24 10:37:33 AM
13 days to the elections. If I was the GOP, I would send a memo to all candidates to STFU about anything concerning abortion and / or rape. By now, their constituents already know where they stand on the matter(s).
 
2012-10-24 10:38:24 AM
"God creates life, and that was my point," Mourdock said in a statement.

Yeah, geez guys why are you so hard on this poor misconstrued gentleman? His point was you have to look at the bright side of rape. You know, your rape baby that God gave you. Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. It's just like Rick Santorum said:

"Well, you can make the argument that if she doesn't have this baby, if she kills her child, that that, too, could ruin her life... I believe and I think the right approach is to accept this horribly created - in the sense of rape - but nevertheless a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you.

"As you know, we have to, in lots of different aspects of our life. We have horrible things happen. I can't think of anything more horrible. But, nevertheless, we have to make the best out of a bad situation."
Link

Nothing like forcing a rape victim to give birth to her rape baby to make the best out of a bad situation.
 
2012-10-24 10:38:25 AM
So Romney supports Mourdock still even though he doesn't agree with the message that God approves of rape babies...
 
2012-10-24 10:38:41 AM
Doesn't matter what Mitt says or does. He is still going to be the next president. He could sacrifice a dozen babies to C'thulhu, live on national television, and he will still win.
 
2012-10-24 10:39:14 AM

Mrembo: 13 days to the elections. If I was the GOP, I would send a memo to all candidates to STFU about anything concerning abortion and / or rape. By now, their constituents already know where they stand on the matter(s).


FTFY.

Let the Super PACs and the enormous sums of ad money do the work.
 
2012-10-24 10:40:03 AM
I just hope, something good comes out of this, like making a good connection between him and Romney (and establish the connection between Akin and Ryan even more), and produce some quick ads and run them on battleground states.

Oh, and it should feature how Romney is trying having a Romnesia on that as well.
 
2012-10-24 10:41:39 AM

Nurglitch: I would love to see that: Mitt Romney running away from a horde of right-wing crazies like Graham Chapman in The Meaning of Life.


"Running away"? He could probably walk away casually and still double their pace. Hoverounds aren't all that fast.
 
2012-10-24 10:43:22 AM
Mitt Romney can run at speeds of 60mph and his eye has a 20:1 zoom lens and infrared capabilities while his limbs all have the equivalent power of a bulldozer.
 
2012-10-24 10:43:54 AM
/obscure?
 
2012-10-24 10:45:14 AM
argh,. I will try again..

content8.flixster.com


/obscure?
 
2012-10-24 10:47:35 AM
One of the thing that this does is takes away the so called liberal media's focus from Benghazi this Benghazi that (the attack was tragic and knowing Obama, he will get to the bottom of that, the stupid politics played by Romney on that to create some talking point is what we need to move away from) to war on women.

And that at a point, when there is not going to be time for damage control. If democrats cannot make this election all about war on women from here, that would be a defeat in itself.
 
2012-10-24 10:49:55 AM

lennavan: Mrembo: 13 days to the elections. If I was the GOP, I would send a memo to all candidates to STFU about anything concerning abortion and / or rape. By now, their constituents already know where they stand on the matter(s).

FTFY.

Let the Super PACs and the enormous sums of ad money do the work.


Even better!
 
2012-10-24 10:50:02 AM

lennavan: Nothing like forcing a rape victim to give birth to her rape baby to make the best out of a bad situation.


Hey, when God hands you rape lemons, make rape lemonade!
 
2012-10-24 10:50:59 AM

lennavan: "God creates life, and that was my point," Mourdock said in a statement.

Yeah, geez guys why are you so hard on this poor misconstrued gentleman? His point was you have to look at the bright side of rape. You know, your rape baby that God gave you. Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. It's just like Rick Santorum said:

"Well, you can make the argument that if she doesn't have this baby, if she kills her child, that that, too, could ruin her life... I believe and I think the right approach is to accept this horribly created - in the sense of rape - but nevertheless a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you.

"As you know, we have to, in lots of different aspects of our life. We have horrible things happen. I can't think of anything more horrible. But, nevertheless, we have to make the best out of a bad situation." Link

Nothing like forcing a rape victim to give birth to her rape baby to make the best out of a bad situation.


When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

When life gives you babies, make baby back ribs.
 
2012-10-24 10:51:24 AM

JimmyTheHutt: Doesn't matter what Mitt says or does. He is still going to be the next president. He could sacrifice a dozen babies to C'thulhu, live on national television, and he will still win [part of the country].


FTFY.

He will still knew the redneck states (or red states, however you wanna word it), but electoral college is not going to be that simple. In that Obama still is the clear favorite.

Even though a slender lead, he is still ahead in Ohio (interestingly, not far from Indiana, so the this comment will hit closer to home). Romney cannot simply win without Ohio.
 
2012-10-24 10:51:28 AM

LarryDan43: Mitt Romney can run at speeds of 60mph and his eye has a 20:1 zoom lens and infrared capabilities while his limbs all have the equivalent power of a bulldozer.


The next time he appears at a campaign presser someone needs to play the Six Million Dollar Man sound as he walks out.
 
2012-10-24 10:52:16 AM

mayIFark: One of the thing that this does is takes away the so called liberal media's focus from Benghazi this Benghazi that (the attack was tragic and knowing Obama, he will get to the bottom of that, the stupid politics played by Romney on that to create some talking point is what we need to move away from) to war on women.

And that at a point, when there is not going to be time for damage control. If democrats cannot make this election all about war on women from here, that would be a defeat in itself.


lol
 
2012-10-24 10:53:23 AM
lennavan:"God creates life, and that was my point," Mourdock said in a statement.

Yeah, geez guys why are you so hard on this poor misconstrued gentleman? His point was you have to look at the bright side of rape. You know, your rape baby that God gave you. Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. It's just like Rick Santorum said:

"Well, you can make the argument that if she doesn't have this baby, if she kills her child, that that, too, could ruin her life... I believe and I think the right approach is to accept this horribly created - in the sense of rape - but nevertheless a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you.

"As you know, we have to, in lots of different aspects of our life. We have horrible things happen. I can't think of anything more horrible. But, nevertheless, we have to make the best out of a bad situation." Link

- - -

Nothing like forcing a rape victim to give birth to her rape baby to make the best out of a bad situation.


Rape is indeed horrible, but he honestly can't think of anything more horrible? How about rape and dismemberment, for one? Executing a 13 year old embryo? Hiroshima? Betcha there were a lot of little embryos killed on that day. What is the basis for this fixation the Repubs have on women's privates?
 
2012-10-24 10:54:13 AM

Mcavity: argh,. I will try again..

[content8.flixster.com image 320x254]


/obscure?


Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker is not obscure.
 
2012-10-24 10:55:30 AM

lennavan: "As you know, we have to, in lots of different aspects of our life. We have horrible things happen. I can't think of anything more horrible. But, nevertheless, we have to make the best out of a bad situation."


Too bad that in his opinion "making the best out of a bad situation" apparently doesn't include the option of undergoing a perfectly legal medical procedure which would diminish the impact of "bad situation" more effectively than any alternative.
 
2012-10-24 10:56:55 AM
I wouldn't have a problem with Republicans nominating these assholes, instead of the sane candidates, so they can lose to Democrats if the possibility didn't exist these farkers might actually win.
 
2012-10-24 10:58:26 AM

Mcavity: /obscure?


Ummm..... Yes?

/I know, I know. You posted the image the second time around.
 
2012-10-24 10:58:45 AM

mayIFark: JimmyTheHutt: Doesn't matter what Mitt says or does. He is still going to be the next president. He could sacrifice a dozen babies to C'thulhu, live on national television, and he will still win [part of the country].

FTFY.

He will still knew the redneck states (or red states, however you wanna word it), but electoral college is not going to be that simple. In that Obama still is the clear favorite.

Even though a slender lead, he is still ahead in Ohio (interestingly, not far from Indiana, so the this comment will hit closer to home). Romney cannot simply win without Ohio.


Honestly, should Romney win, I'll shrug my shoulders every time when the same people that voted for him start biatching about how much worse things are. If stupid people really want to vote against their best interests, I hope that the downfall of the country is accelerated so we can just start this shiat over correctly
 
2012-10-24 10:59:15 AM
How in the hell is the election still so close? Do the people voting for Mitt really like this candidate that can't hold an idea in his head for more than a day?
 
2012-10-24 10:59:42 AM

Summoner101: I wouldn't have a problem with Republicans nominating these assholes, instead of the sane candidates, so they can lose to Democrats if the possibility didn't exist these farkers might actually win.


Quite the opposite really, these asshats are in completely RED gerrymandered districts and their insanity, bigotry, and ignorance means that they may actually lose. This should be a stark wake up call for the GOP that they are drifting too far into radicalism for even their most radical base.
 
2012-10-24 11:00:00 AM

Jacobin: Talibornagains are ludricrous farkwits. Rmoney has to court them to get elected. It would be nice to have a normal republican party but we don't


That's the flaw in collecting the single issue voters as the Republican party has done. People who only care about one thing (NO GAYS! or DON'T TAKE MAH GUNS! or NO TAXES EVER!) are prone to extremism.

The ideas of fiscal conservatism have merit, but when you wrap it in "God wanted you to be raped", you lose a lot of people. A lot.

And you should fear the ones you don't.
 
2012-10-24 11:00:51 AM

lennavan: "God creates life, and that was my point," Mourdock said in a statement.

Yeah, geez guys why are you so hard on this poor misconstrued gentleman? His point was you have to look at the bright side of rape. You know, your rape baby that God gave you. Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. It's just like Rick Santorum said:

"Well, you can make the argument that if she doesn't have this baby, if she kills her child, that that, too, could ruin her life... I believe and I think the right approach is to accept this horribly created - in the sense of rape - but nevertheless a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you.

"As you know, we have to, in lots of different aspects of our life. We have horrible things happen. I can't think of anything more horrible. But, nevertheless, we have to make the best out of a bad situation." Link

Nothing like forcing a rape victim to give birth to her rape baby to make the best out of a bad situation.


I so wanted Santorum to win. His campaign would have been epic. Dude just can't resist dragging religion into everything.
 
2012-10-24 11:01:53 AM

for good or for awesome: How in the hell is the election still so close? Do the people voting for Mitt really like this candidate that can't hold an idea in his head for more than a day?


They dont. However, they dislike his opponent even more.
 
2012-10-24 11:02:16 AM
"When life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen."
"God does not want rape."
"God is omnipotent." (assumed religious belief)

At least one of these statements cannot be true.
 
2012-10-24 11:02:26 AM

Citrate1007: Summoner101: I wouldn't have a problem with Republicans nominating these assholes, instead of the sane candidates, so they can lose to Democrats if the possibility didn't exist these farkers might actually win.

Quite the opposite really, these asshats are in completely RED gerrymandered districts and their insanity, bigotry, and ignorance means that they may actually lose. This should be a stark wake up call for the GOP that they are drifting too far into radicalism for even their most radical base.


Might I introduce you to Michelle "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann?
 
2012-10-24 11:02:40 AM

Dafatone: lennavan: "God creates life, and that was my point," Mourdock said in a statement.

Yeah, geez guys why are you so hard on this poor misconstrued gentleman? His point was you have to look at the bright side of rape. You know, your rape baby that God gave you. Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. It's just like Rick Santorum said:

"Well, you can make the argument that if she doesn't have this baby, if she kills her child, that that, too, could ruin her life... I believe and I think the right approach is to accept this horribly created - in the sense of rape - but nevertheless a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you.

"As you know, we have to, in lots of different aspects of our life. We have horrible things happen. I can't think of anything more horrible. But, nevertheless, we have to make the best out of a bad situation." Link

Nothing like forcing a rape victim to give birth to her rape baby to make the best out of a bad situation.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

When life gives you babies, make baby back ribs.


Is it bad that I just licked my lips? Oh well, I'm sure God wanted me to lick my lips.
 
2012-10-24 11:02:47 AM
Mitt Romney running as fast as humanly possible from Richard Mourdock,

No he isn't. He hasn't even retroactively not endorsed him, much less rescinded his actual endorsement.
 
2012-10-24 11:03:08 AM
I have money on Donnelly winning the Senate seat. Do you realize the odds I got when Murdock crushed Lugar in the primaries?

I'M GONNA BE RICH!
 
2012-10-24 11:03:27 AM
If it makes Mourdock feel any better, pastors who fully grasp the implications of predestination also tend to experience backlash like that.
 
2012-10-24 11:05:33 AM

KellyX: mayIFark: JimmyTheHutt: Doesn't matter what Mitt says or does. He is still going to be the next president. He could sacrifice a dozen babies to C'thulhu, live on national television, and he will still win [part of the country].

FTFY.

He will still knew the redneck states (or red states, however you wanna word it), but electoral college is not going to be that simple. In that Obama still is the clear favorite.

Even though a slender lead, he is still ahead in Ohio (interestingly, not far from Indiana, so the this comment will hit closer to home). Romney cannot simply win without Ohio.

Honestly, should Romney win, I'll shrug my shoulders every time when the same people that voted for him start biatching about how much worse things are. If stupid people really want to vote against their best interests, I hope that the downfall of the country is accelerated so we can just start this shiat over correctly


Yes. In my own calculation, I will probably not suffer financially from Romney win (actually probably profit from it). But, it boggles mind that people who will suffers the most are his ardent supporters. I know you cannot explain stupid, but even that should have limit.

If Romney does win, my goal will be to come up with bumper stickers that will add insult to the injury of those morons. Had not come up with any good ideas yet. Got any?
 
2012-10-24 11:06:21 AM

JimmyTheHutt: Doesn't matter what Mitt says or does. He is still going to be the next president. He could sacrifice a dozen babies to C'thulhu, live on national television, and he will still win.


He's not black.
 
2012-10-24 11:07:31 AM
"God creates life, and that was my point," Mourdock said in a statement. "God does not want rape, and by no means was I suggesting that He does. Rape is a horrible thing, and for anyone to twist my words otherwise is absurd and sick."

No one is twisting your words. They are quoting what you said, verbatim, on television, in front of an audience of people.
 
2012-10-24 11:08:05 AM
OK I got it now GOP
Rape is a gift from God
 
2012-10-24 11:10:52 AM

mayIFark:
FTFY.

He will still knew the redneck states (or red states, however you wanna word it), but electoral college is not going to be that simple. In that Obama still is the clear favorite.

Even though a slender lead, he is still ahead in Ohio (interestingly, not far from Indiana, so the this comment will hit closer to home). Romney cannot simply win without Ohio.


He'll take OH, VA, CO, and FL. I believe that's enough to give him the win. Obama is doomed, and we get to endure at least 4 years of a Reagan Retread. Yay.
 
2012-10-24 11:12:20 AM
Can this be plastered on a billboard somewhere?

"And I think that even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape that it is something God intended to happen." -- Richard Mourdock(R)

"Please, please send us Richard Mourdock. We need this man in the United States Senate." -- Paul Ryan, VP candidate
 
2012-10-24 11:13:53 AM

Mrembo: Mcavity: /obscure?

Ummm..... Yes?

/I know, I know. You posted the image the second time around.


yes.. my bad.. I go hide now..
 
2012-10-24 11:16:59 AM

Mcavity: Mrembo: Mcavity: /obscure?

Ummm..... Yes?

/I know, I know. You posted the image the second time around.

yes.. my bad.. I go hide now..


He he he!
 
2012-10-24 11:17:12 AM

JimmyTheHutt: He'll take OH, VA, CO, and FL.


And this opinion is based off of what?
 
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