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(New York Magazine)   Trump's big "reveal"? Michelle Obama wanted a divorce at one point. And if there is one man that knows about divorce, it's Donald Trump   (nymag.com) divider line 228
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2012-10-23 05:59:40 PM
Speaking as an Illinois voter, having a secret divorce filing sink Obama's campaign would be hilarious.

/you have a lot to answer for, 7 of 9.
 
2012-10-23 06:02:30 PM
I wonder how many people that voted for McCain are going to be outraged by this.
 
2012-10-23 06:11:45 PM
I just read the whole story from the Post, I can't imagine it changing anybody's vote. It's not like he was having an affair or anything
 
2012-10-23 06:11:59 PM
So Trump's big bombshell revelation is old news that was actually in a published book? That's as damning as the video of candidate Obama we all saw a month or so ago. Remember? It's the one that has been available for four years.
 
2012-10-23 06:17:08 PM
Does he have the official divorce papers?

Long form?
 
2012-10-23 06:23:35 PM
Whatever the hell that alien thing on his head is has eaten his brain
 
2012-10-23 06:24:45 PM

gerrymander: Speaking as an Illinois voter, having a secret divorce filing sink Obama's campaign would be hilarious.

/you have a lot to answer for, 7 of 9.


Turns out Obama was actually part of the swinger's clubs she was taken to.
 
2012-10-23 06:24:47 PM
That's it. I'm voting for Newt.
 
2012-10-23 06:25:48 PM

SnakeLee: It's not like he was having an affair or anything


The only way I could see this as a real "scandal" is if there's something in the filing that indicated he was.

Considering it's Trump, though, I'll be surprised if it amounts to any more than a fart in a hurricane.
 
2012-10-23 06:26:24 PM

gerrymander: Speaking as an Illinois voter, having a secret divorce filing sink Obama's campaign would be hilarious.

/you have a lot to answer for, 7 of 9.


The comparison would only be apt if it turns out Obama was into some really creepy shiat.
 
2012-10-23 06:28:38 PM

Rincewind53: Turns out Obama was actually part of the swinger's clubs she was taken to.


If that's true, I'll vote for him twice.

/or 7 or 9 times even
 
2012-10-23 06:41:47 PM
You mean he only considered divorce? And only once?

He clearly doesn't love America as much as Newt Gingrich does.

...or McCain
...or Reagan
 
2012-10-23 06:43:08 PM
It's almost as though Trump really just wanted people to pay attention to HIM.
 
2012-10-23 06:45:13 PM
Would divorce papers include personal details,or are they basically that forms?
 
2012-10-23 06:45:58 PM
*Just forms.
 
2012-10-23 06:46:41 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: It's almost as though Trump really just wanted people to pay attention to HIM.


He's no longer in control

/the Evil Rug From Planet Derp has taken over
 
2012-10-23 06:56:27 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: It's almost as though Trump really just wanted people to pay attention to HIM.


And remind everyone that there is a new Celebrity Apprentice this fall.
 
2012-10-23 07:07:59 PM

Krymson Tyde: So Trump's big bombshell revelation is old news that was actually in a published book?


0bama denied the allegations that were in the book.
 
2012-10-23 07:22:05 PM
www.cryosites.com

Her drawing the line on her pervy husband is why the US elected its first black president.
 
2012-10-23 07:29:04 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Whatever the hell that alien thing on his head is has eaten his brain


It must be starving.
 
2012-10-23 07:31:28 PM
So 12 years ago the Obamas may have had a bump in their marriage and divorce papers may have been drawn up but never filed because obviously they resolved their issues and decided to stay together? Damn, that's some serious digging and evidence of desperation.
 
2012-10-23 07:31:37 PM
Ffs. We're talking about the President of the United States. If you can't act like a goddamn adult then I'm going to sit you at the kids' table, Donald.
 
2012-10-23 07:33:52 PM
Who. Cares?

I mean ....

mrshowrules: [www.cryosites.com image 850x1035]

Her drawing the line on her pervy husband is why the US elected its first black president.


Uh .... where am I?
 
2012-10-23 08:02:29 PM

Nadie_AZ: Uh .... where am I?


Mrs Howrules just transported you somewhere wonderful.
 
2012-10-23 08:04:39 PM
If the details are juicy, it will be a factor. Like it or not.
 
2012-10-23 08:05:50 PM
Headline is probably 100% accurate.

But that is no different than you thinking in your head "Man I wish I could murder this arsehole". Then reason kicks in and you don't go through with it.
 
2012-10-23 08:05:53 PM

TalenLee: Nadie_AZ: Uh .... where am I?

Mrs Howrules just transported you somewhere wonderful.


Just make sure all your parts are arranged correctly.
 
2012-10-23 08:07:09 PM
Oh come on, Trump. I could come up with more believable shiat from my own bowels.
 
2012-10-23 08:07:59 PM

flucto: If the details are juicy, it will be a factor. Like it or not.


you jacking it?
 
2012-10-23 08:08:10 PM
i.imgur.com

Another for good measure.
 
2012-10-23 08:08:27 PM

LadyHawke: So 12 years ago the Obamas may have had a bump in their marriage and divorce papers may have been drawn up but never filed because obviously they resolved their issues and decided to stay together? Damn, that's some serious digging and evidence of desperation.


Yeah this actually seems like a point in his favor.
 
2012-10-23 08:08:56 PM
Umm... errr... so what? They went through a rough time but patched things up. They took it a bit further than many, but they still didn't pull the trigger. What's the matter with that? If anything, the fact that they patched things up before calling it quits makes them good role models.
 
2012-10-23 08:10:16 PM
If this is what the big "reveal" is, it's disgusting. Republican or democrat - leave these personal issues that have no bearing on the election off of the table.

This is just more to aggravate Obama than anything else.
 
2012-10-23 08:10:52 PM
Even Saint Ronnie had bumps in his marital life.
Trump clearly hates Ronald Reagan
 
2012-10-23 08:11:18 PM
For a while today, it seemed like Donald Trump's "big ... very big ... very big" bombshell revelation about President Obama, which he has promised to unveil on Twitter tomorrow, might be an anonymous rumor that Obama sold cocaine in college

The Donald has it on good authority that he never attended college so that can't be it.
 
2012-10-23 08:11:46 PM

organizmx: If this is what the big "reveal" is, it's disgusting. Republican or democrat - leave these personal issues that have no bearing on the election off of the table.

This is just more to aggravate Obama than anything else.


Not to mention the effect it would have on the daughters.
 
2012-10-23 08:12:37 PM
Couples consider divorce all the time when things get bad, and they don't got through with it. Some people even have gotten as far as almost completing the paper work. But they didn't go through with it, and it happens to people of all races, and people of all political parties. Get lost Trumpy!
 
2012-10-23 08:15:01 PM
Ok my question is if the papers were not filed how did the hair monster get them?
 
2012-10-23 08:16:12 PM

organizmx: If this is what the big "reveal" is, it's disgusting. Republican or democrat - leave these personal issues that have no bearing on the election off of the table.

This is just more to aggravate Obama than anything else.


Indeed. If it did happen, it is doubtful they told the girls about it, as they would have been very young. Now, this bankrupting buffoon Trump (born on third base and ran back to second, yelling that he hit a grand slam) is delivering this personal news to the Obama daughters.
 
2012-10-23 08:16:41 PM
I am betting this is s troll topic to detract from what he really has (or thinks he has).
God knows he is a living Treasure Troll
 
2012-10-23 08:17:09 PM
You all laugh, but I have it on good authority from the aunt of my barber's brother-in-law that his freshman college roommate was friends with the sister of a guy who was in Michelle Obama's Soc 101 class, and apparently she may have skipped 3, perhaps as many as 4 classes that semester.
 
2012-10-23 08:17:10 PM
Say what you will about Chris Matthews but when he's right he's right: Republicans hate Obama more than they hate Al-Qaeda. And that's weird.

Still, this is less than significant. Obama wearing a small flag lapel pin for three straight debates is more damning.
 
2012-10-23 08:17:43 PM
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-10-23 08:17:59 PM
Why would Trump expect this totally irrelevant invasion of privacy to hurt Obama politically in any way?

Incorrect assumption. The steak is irrelevant. A good salesman sells the sizzle.
 
2012-10-23 08:18:39 PM
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Trumpy--you can do stupid things!
 
2012-10-23 08:18:46 PM
If THIS is the big reveal then I expect it will backfire spectacularly as most moderates, independents and people who are not partisan will likely view this with disgust. There is no reason to go digging into someone's personal life, particularly from a decade ago, particularly if it has no impact today on how they govern.
 
2012-10-23 08:19:11 PM
Romney better hope it's a cocaine allegation. Because if Trump comes out with this, it just gives Obama and Michelle the opportunity to do a bunch of interviews together and talk about how much they love each other ala Bill and Hills.
 
2012-10-23 08:19:17 PM
He's going to reveal he read a (crappy)book?
That's big news, I guess.
 
2012-10-23 08:19:26 PM
I already got them.

Big, Huge Divorce Papers
Name: Michelle Obama
Spouse's Name: Barry Hussein Soetoro

Reason(s) for filing for divorce:
- Runs too fast to have been born in America
- Cries out "Allahu akbar" while having sex
- Talks about "degenerate Americans" daily
- Takes a LOT of "business trips" to Indonesia, Kenya
- Talks about infiltrating US government
- Turned off the TV when The Apprentice came on

By filing for divorce with these big, huge papers, I hereby affirm that the above is true to the best of my knowledge.
X Michelle TRUMP Obama

P.S. This is real!
 
2012-10-23 08:20:11 PM

TalenLee: Mrs Howrules


I love that this is a thing now
 
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