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(Connecticut Post)   Judge rules TSA checkpoints officially free of First Amendment encumbrances - hide yo kids, hide yo wife, TSA be gropin errybody in here   (ctpost.com) divider line 64
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2012-10-23 08:12:50 PM  
20 votes:

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.
2012-10-23 08:44:16 PM  
5 votes:

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR


You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.
2012-10-23 08:33:00 PM  
5 votes:
xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because you touch yourself to profile pics
2012-10-23 08:46:25 PM  
4 votes:
you know those fake penis things they sell with clean artificial urine to pass drug tests? i'd really love to fill one with slightly watered down mayonnaise and go thru one of those checkpoints.

'GOD! i haven't been touched like that since grade school!'
2012-10-23 08:35:35 PM  
4 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.


Are you prepared to touch him inappropriately?
2012-10-23 08:25:09 PM  
4 votes:

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


toxichominid.comtoxichominid.comtoxichominid.com
2012-10-23 07:35:14 PM  
4 votes:

xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.


What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.
2012-10-23 11:21:01 PM  
3 votes:

xynix: 2 previous wives.


Yes, advertise this. This will surely make you attractive to women and totally does not set off any alarm bells whatsoever.
2012-10-23 11:20:00 PM  
3 votes:

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


clarbojahn.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-23 10:34:30 PM  
3 votes:

CygnusDarius: Guys, guys, we need to focus on what's really important: How to make the TSA's job more fun and interesting.

/'tis the season, btw
//the season for groping


Somehow there came flashing into my mind this shot of Harpo Marx going through airport security, with that baggy coat a-bulging.

Bored-looking overweight black woman asks him to please remove the contents and out comes a tuba three cats a lemon meringue pie a confused-looking midget a dozen cans of beans (one open) and so on.

Harpo honks his bulbous horn, and smiles. Alarms go off everywhere. Towers open fire.
2012-10-23 08:32:31 PM  
3 votes:

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


But don't be late, he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
2012-10-23 08:30:14 PM  
3 votes:

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


"A" for effort!
/I call dibs on the blonde in his profile pic! Assuming that's his girlfriend and assuming she reads all this.
2012-10-23 08:27:07 PM  
3 votes:

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.
2012-10-23 08:26:55 PM  
3 votes:
The anal rapings will continue until morale improves.
HBK
2012-10-24 03:48:20 AM  
2 votes:
Good icebreakers for a TSA patdown:

"I hope you're also getting an erection."

"I was hoping I would get you. I didn't wipe my ass this morning."

"Do I need to tell my boyfriend about this?"

"Was this your life goal when you were filling out your GED paperwork?"

"I tickle easy."

"Is it my turn yet?"

"Not too hard, please. I come very easily."

"I haven't been groped like this since Boy Scout camp."

"Do your kids know that you touch balls for a living?"

"I'm usually a boxer-brief sort of guy, but today- COMMANDO"

"What's your rate for a half and half?"

"You missed a spot."

/Everytime I fly I realize that the terrorists won.
2012-10-24 12:27:46 AM  
2 votes:

moothemagiccow: Pretty sure it's worse on Totalfark. I got a couple gift subscriptions and it's really weird.


You have no idea. It was even worse back in the years before the site got all respectable.


www.sydlexia.com

/hot like Bontesla
2012-10-23 11:22:08 PM  
2 votes:

James F. Campbell: Yes, advertise this. This will surely make you attractive to women and totally does not set off any alarm bells whatsoever.


He's trying to pick up women on the internet, don't salt his game brah.
2012-10-23 11:00:17 PM  
2 votes:

Voiceofreason01: exercising free speech =! assault


=! != !=
2012-10-23 09:46:42 PM  
2 votes:

Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.


considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.
2012-10-23 08:31:16 PM  
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-23 08:28:04 PM  
2 votes:
I'm not in ATL, but I could be if given enough notice.
2012-10-23 08:22:19 PM  
2 votes:
LOL BAHAHAHAHAHA PWNT.
2012-10-23 08:03:07 PM  
2 votes:
shiat .. why is this being greenlit.
2012-10-24 01:08:46 AM  
1 votes:
I guess I shall not name the one who makes awesomely stupid eating threads, lest I call down the mods' wrath again. But I still thank him and xynix for making my Farking worth it.
2012-10-24 12:40:41 AM  
1 votes:
Threads like this remind me of why I joined Fark. Thank you mods, thank you xynix, and thank you kwame most of all.
2012-10-24 12:27:23 AM  
1 votes:

Kate Gosselin's Pap Smear: Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.

Holy shiat!!! I got to find $5 and get me some TFs. That farking shiat is the funny


yeah, if there was ever was a good reason, this thread is right up there.
2012-10-24 12:18:13 AM  
1 votes:
And yet TSA still doesn't have its own tag. What are you afraid of Drew?
2012-10-24 12:12:28 AM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


Holy shiat!!! I got to find $5 and get me some TFs. That farking shiat is the funny
2012-10-24 12:10:28 AM  
1 votes:

Bontesla: Girion47: Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.

But it is important to me. Totally committed.


You know I've been on fark several years and never seen some dude just completely out of the blue try to pick some girl up that blatantly. Except Grable's Daughter who apparently is soliciting that kind of thing.
2012-10-24 12:04:18 AM  
1 votes:

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
2012-10-23 11:46:41 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


Lmao!!!!
2012-10-23 11:42:10 PM  
1 votes:

WeenerGord: And if 50 people a day, I SAID 50 PEOPLE A DAY! walk in sing a bar of Alice's restaurant and walk out, then they might think it's a movement. And friends, that's what it is. The Alice's Restaurant Anti-TSA Movement, and all ya gotta do to join is to sing it, the next time, it comes around, on the gitar!

modified: "I was just passing through, but if things fark up I'm gonna stay - a whiiiiiiiiiiiiiile."

Bontesla: None taken - you are welcome to call me a lesbian trollface wart and it wouldn't bother me. I've been called worse and it's just Fark.

What if I called you a trick-lighted, photoshopped attention whore?

Bontesla: *lol* Oh god who knows what my natural color is any more.

I know a way to find out... Hey, I've been with worse than trick-lighted, photoshopped attention whores before. - just not since I was a kid.

King Something: ///have you noticed I'm more than a bit cynical regarding the direction of the country I defended at the cost of six years of my life, my ability to walk unaided, and my mind?

Muchas gracias, from a guy whose vietnam vet dad had already sent one son to war (gulf war 1) and said to me "boy, if you can make it through college, I'll pay so that you don't have to go through war like we did". I finished college in 2002, so I quite literally dodged a lot of bullets.
2012-10-23 11:38:34 PM  
1 votes:
ts3.mm.bing.net

Miss me yet..?
2012-10-23 11:26:28 PM  
1 votes:
Read TFA, thought to myself, wow, that was dumb, why so many comments?

Oh, well there ya go. Some guy isn't satisfied with the hot blonde, so he hits on the hot married redhead.

// zynix gets a 26 slashie salute.
2012-10-23 11:18:45 PM  
1 votes:

xynix: Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Someone should screen cap this and send it to his girlfriend.

Not even joking. Dude's trash.
2012-10-23 11:17:45 PM  
1 votes:

SpeedyBB: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Can I come along? (Seventy-one-year-old bald-headed homosexual prankster & video artist)


You sound waaaaay too interesting. Sold! Were you @ Pride-Atl? My husband was a hit.
2012-10-23 11:06:23 PM  
1 votes:

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


lulz. what a creeper.
2012-10-23 10:44:11 PM  
1 votes:

ultraholland: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.
because you touch yourself to profile pics


I never fly but that was worth coming in here for.
2012-10-23 10:38:36 PM  
1 votes:
ts3.mm.bing.net
2012-10-23 10:18:28 PM  
1 votes:

Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.


Those under-the-cover officers are the worst. Or best. I forget which.
2012-10-23 10:04:30 PM  
1 votes:

Girion47: Bontesla: Girion47: Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.

But it is important to me. Totally committed.

I'd believe you if you weren't a redhead. Can't trust the soulless.

:-P


*lol* Oh god who knows what my natural color is any more. Besides, I'm not soulless. I eat them as a snack every night. I have plenty I'm currently digesting.
2012-10-23 09:45:08 PM  
1 votes:

Arctic Phoenix: if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out.


And if 50 people a day, I SAID 50 PEOPLE A DAY! walk in sing a bar of Alice's restaurant and walk out, then they might think it's a movement. And friends, that's what it is. The Alice's Restaurant Anti-TSA Movement, and all ya gotta do to join is to sing it, the next time, it comes around, on the gitar!

/with feelin
2012-10-23 09:26:01 PM  
1 votes:
if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out.
2012-10-23 09:25:21 PM  
1 votes:

Bontesla: Zarquon's Flat Tire: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Dude for a good meal I'll dye my hair. See you at 8:30.

I'll share my bottle color. It's super cheap and seems to do the trick ;)


So see you at 7, got it.
2012-10-23 09:21:54 PM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: i'm gonna get a job with the TSA, and see just how far i can go touching little girlz without getting fired


There's no way you could get away with this. They'd notice you were singling out little girls, and you'd get busted.

So, obviously, the solution is to fondle everyone inappropriately. Girls, boys, nuns, guys carrying colostomy bags.

Then they won't say, "Hey, that Jon is a creep"; instead, they'll say "That Jon is a credit to the TSA."
2012-10-23 09:20:01 PM  
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Zarquon's Flat Tire: CygnusDarius: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.

No one was spared. Not even the links of he who shall not be named.

Man, I miss that guy. Sure, his links were visually raping your eyes, but the reactions were funny.


And they were always oddly fitting. And fewer repeats than you would imagine for how prolific he was.
2012-10-23 09:18:10 PM  
1 votes:
"I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.
2012-10-23 09:12:41 PM  
1 votes:

Linkster: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

If you are FARKING, STFU about wasting time, mmmmmmmmmmkay!


Is everything all right at home? You seem kind of... unstable.
2012-10-23 09:03:04 PM  
1 votes:
You know, I just don't get why people don't start a movement.

Inform each other about Jury nullification... tell each other that every single citizen can just tell the court to go fark itself on any case where someone resists or attacks the TSA.

Then have citizens just walk right past the TSA and tell them to go stuff their checks.

Seriously, if everyone did this... and told the federal govt to go fark itself in regards to the TSA we could eliminate the TSA and their groping in no time.

Jury nullification is our right as citizens to overturn unjust laws.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification

Sometimes citizens have to just step up and tell the courts and the feds and everyone else "NO! No more! Beyond this line you will not cross and we are pushing you back. If you try this any longer we will resist and resist with force. You are meant to be the servants of the will of the people and the people tell you, NO! Resist this and we will slay you for betraying our will"
2012-10-23 08:57:27 PM  
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.


No one was spared. Not even the links of he who shall not be named.
2012-10-23 08:50:33 PM  
1 votes:

FunkOut: Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.


was discussing similar with Mom this morning. as in, we are living under what they used to tell us it was like to be in commie Russia. sad thing is, it's supposed to be so great here, but in many ways its much worse in many other places. due process, for instance. in some lands your future is decided by some dooshbags whim at the moment. but in the usa you're screwed according to due process. so, theres that. on the plus side at least they lie to us and humor us. some places you don't even get that. freedom and liberty are just words scrawled on a bathroom wall. we have stick shifts and fast food. that's guaranteed in the Constitution.

ps: you have excellent taste in music
2012-10-23 08:47:23 PM  
1 votes:

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Wow, you mention a girlfriend, have a pic of her in your profile, and then proceed to ask a woman out on a date?

trashy.
2012-10-23 08:43:21 PM  
1 votes:

OnlyM3: fta
Abbott eventually allowed her then-14-year-old daughter to undergo the pat-down, but then she refused a pat-down for herself and was arrested.
So she allowed her daughter to be felt up, but refused it for herself.

O.o Great parenting there lady.


The mother probably just decided to file it under "practical sex ed" or something.
2012-10-23 08:41:29 PM  
1 votes:

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Because a woman with a very sour expression on an extremely light-saturated face that hides her complexion screams 'farkable' to me. Is this some sort of neo-hipster shiat? 'I liked meh-looking women before it was cool.' You sound like you don't see many women in real life much.

/No offense to Bon, though I feel like you aren't on Fark for people to blow smoke up your ass about your looks
2012-10-23 08:37:59 PM  
1 votes:

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Hey, down the street from the house. I wonder if I can sneak out?
2012-10-23 08:37:23 PM  
1 votes:

fta

Abbott eventually allowed her then-14-year-old daughter to undergo the pat-down, but then she refused a pat-down for herself and was arrested.

So she allowed her daughter to be felt up, but refused it for herself.

O.o Great parenting there lady.
2012-10-23 08:36:07 PM  
1 votes:

AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.


Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR
2012-10-23 08:32:39 PM  
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Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.
2012-10-23 08:24:10 PM  
1 votes:
30 days in jail for yelling? WTF?

Also, xynix, I'm in ATL too. Do I get an invite?
2012-10-23 08:22:21 PM  
1 votes:
i'm gonna get a job with the TSA, and see just how far i can go touching little girlz without getting fired
2012-10-23 08:21:11 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


This made my day!
2012-10-23 07:41:45 PM  
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Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.


Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?
2012-10-23 05:16:30 PM  
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2012-10-23 05:11:11 PM  
1 votes:
I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.
 
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