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(Connecticut Post)   Judge rules TSA checkpoints officially free of First Amendment encumbrances - hide yo kids, hide yo wife, TSA be gropin errybody in here   (ctpost.com) divider line 64
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2012-10-23 08:12:50 PM  
10 votes:

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.
2012-10-23 08:32:39 PM  
6 votes:
Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.
2012-10-23 08:31:16 PM  
6 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-23 08:34:05 PM  
5 votes:
This is why I refuse to fly. Amtrak for me. At least they get to tell the TSA to stuff it when they want to do their whole police state thing. I know they are subject to TSA requirements the same as airlines are, but they stood their ground (how I wish that was in the Floridian sense) when the TSA wanted to do the same intrusive stuff in train stations that they do at airports.

I'd rather my taxpayer subsidies went to Amtrak than to the airport TSA folks.
2012-10-23 09:29:23 PM  
4 votes:

atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.


The TSA have never caught a terrorist. Lots of grannys , though.
2012-10-23 09:03:04 PM  
4 votes:
You know, I just don't get why people don't start a movement.

Inform each other about Jury nullification... tell each other that every single citizen can just tell the court to go fark itself on any case where someone resists or attacks the TSA.

Then have citizens just walk right past the TSA and tell them to go stuff their checks.

Seriously, if everyone did this... and told the federal govt to go fark itself in regards to the TSA we could eliminate the TSA and their groping in no time.

Jury nullification is our right as citizens to overturn unjust laws.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification

Sometimes citizens have to just step up and tell the courts and the feds and everyone else "NO! No more! Beyond this line you will not cross and we are pushing you back. If you try this any longer we will resist and resist with force. You are meant to be the servants of the will of the people and the people tell you, NO! Resist this and we will slay you for betraying our will"
2012-10-23 08:26:36 PM  
4 votes:

Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.


Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.
2012-10-23 08:22:33 PM  
4 votes:
I would think that if enough people would refuse to use any transportation that required a TSA 'physical', the airline industry would use its influence to put the kibosh on this security theater insanity.

/ Money talks.
2012-10-24 12:20:44 AM  
3 votes:
It is pretty much common knowledge that America is dead, the U.S. Constitution is dead, and the great experiment is over. All that is left is the continuing decline into a full blown fascism. Give it a name.
2012-10-23 11:20:31 PM  
3 votes:
The terrorists won. Big time.
2012-10-23 09:39:40 PM  
3 votes:

Bell-fan: You know, I just don't get why people don't start a movement.

Inform each other about Jury nullification... tell each other that every single citizen can just tell the court to go fark itself on any case where someone resists or attacks the TSA.

Then have citizens just walk right past the TSA and tell them to go stuff their checks.

Seriously, if everyone did this... and told the federal govt to go fark itself in regards to the TSA we could eliminate the TSA and their groping in no time.

Jury nullification is our right as citizens to overturn unjust laws.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification

Sometimes citizens have to just step up and tell the courts and the feds and everyone else "NO! No more! Beyond this line you will not cross and we are pushing you back. If you try this any longer we will resist and resist with force. You are meant to be the servants of the will of the people and the people tell you, NO! Resist this and we will slay you for betraying our will"


That's all well and good, but most American people would rather watch Honey Boo-Boo or Pawn Wars or Ancient Aliens than learn about edumacashenal crap like "jury nullification." And most of the few who do know AND care about jury nullification are either smart enough to get out of jury duty or too smart to make it to the final twelve -- prosecutors probably don't like jurors who aren't dumb enough to assume that an arrest is proof of guilt in and of itself, and defense attorneys likely aren't too keen on jurors who aren't dumb enough to buy the Chewbacca Defense.

Of the few who do make it to an actual jury, nearly all would either be of the "You first!" school of standing up for other people's rights, or they would be badgered by the other 11 jurors into making a speedy ruling so that those 11 can go home in time to watch Honey Boo-Boo, Pawn Wars or Ancient Aliens.

/plus, there's the fact that the existence of TSA makes middle-aged, middle-income, midwestern white soccer moms feel safe in the knowledge that there is exactly one line of defense preventing moon god-worshiping brown people with funny accents from flying a 747 full of jet fuel and TNT directly into their town's Wal-Mart
//doesn't matter that they're wronger than a platoon of Boy Scouts being sent on a Penn State-sponsored trip to the Vatican, they're the lowest common denominator and they vote, which makes them the second-most powerful lobbying group in the US, behind only actual lobbyists
///have you noticed I'm more than a bit cynical regarding the direction of the country I defended at the cost of six years of my life, my ability to walk unaided, and my mind?
2012-10-23 08:42:42 PM  
3 votes:
Guys, guys, we need to focus on what's really important: How to make the TSA's job more fun and interesting.

/'tis the season, btw
//the season for groping
2012-10-23 09:55:04 PM  
2 votes:

atomicmask: If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...


How's it feel to be wearing a diaper all the time to stop from shiatting your pants? Oh noes a muslim might hijack a plane and crash it! That's already impossible to occur with or without the TSA. They do and have done nothing except knee-jerk reactions, theft, and hopefully got cancer standing in front of those xray machines all day.
2012-10-23 09:27:20 PM  
2 votes:

atomicmask: ThatDarkFellow: atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.

I like the option where we remove the TSA. If nothing else at least it is one more muslim extremist gone if they attempt a hijacking.

Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing

Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?

It is best to catch them before the only way out of the situation is a thousand feet dive into the ground.


Dude, firing a weapon inside a pressurized cabin wouldn't cause the plane to explode.
2012-10-23 09:25:35 PM  
2 votes:
It's not the 1st Amendment that concerns me regarding the TSA; it's that pesky 4th one.
2012-10-23 09:16:42 PM  
2 votes:

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR


Also: Are you aware you can imbed the farking video in the farking post? Fark you if you're too lazy or incompetent or inconsiderate to do that.
2012-10-23 08:46:25 PM  
2 votes:
you know those fake penis things they sell with clean artificial urine to pass drug tests? i'd really love to fill one with slightly watered down mayonnaise and go thru one of those checkpoints.

'GOD! i haven't been touched like that since grade school!'
2012-10-23 08:44:49 PM  
2 votes:
Haven't flown since the cancer scanners went in. Have been a few LONG drives for vacations since, but at least I feel like I haven't traded my integrity for convenience.

If it were just me that would be one thing, but I have a 7 year old kid, who was 4 when the new procedures went into place.

He will not be touched by the TSA.
2012-10-23 08:26:55 PM  
2 votes:
The anal rapings will continue until morale improves.
2012-10-24 06:46:12 AM  
1 votes:

LOTN: mikewadestr:
/ you're probably right, however, about the pedos
// those assholes go for any job that allows them contact with children


The TSA's caught quite a few pedos in its ranks...

Given the TSA hiring practices and general level of incompetence, one has to assume it's riddled with them.

Even if they're not there for the kiddies, they can be there for the hot chicks, etc.
2012-10-24 06:40:03 AM  
1 votes:

Archimedes' Principal: I would think that if enough people would refuse to use any transportation that required a TSA 'physical', the airline industry would use its influence to put the kibosh on this security theater insanity.


Most problems with politics could be fixed that way...look at what happened in Iceland.

Good luck getting the sheeple to listen to you and bother to act on the information though.
2012-10-24 02:21:49 AM  
1 votes:
On the lighter side of the news, it looks like the TSA is phasing out the backscatter machines. Sure, they're being replaced with mmwave machines, but I'll take being slightly cooked over being irradiated any day. Beats being groped every time I travel.
2012-10-24 01:33:06 AM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: Actually, I've never thought about this...but wouldn't it be cheaper to just keep an air marshal on every flight as opposed to hiring a gaggle of idiots that do nothing

Yes and when a flight marshal has to fire a weapon inside a pressurized cabin to stop a muslim extremist from using box cutters/a bomb and blowing everyone up, how much do you wanna be in that situation?


Pretty sure they use ammo similar to this for just that very reason:
Link
2012-10-24 01:26:10 AM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: "I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.


I've never thought about scary mooslims hijacking planes and crashing them into buildings because, um, it rarely happens. Now consider that a total of five passenger planes in the United States have been blown up or forced to crash. Five. Now consider that at my home airport, rinky-dink little 13-gate Dane County Regional Airport has about 100 arrivals and departures of airline flights each day. That's 36,000 per year in and out of Madison, Wisconsin. And when you think about the traffic going in and out of LAX, ATL, ORD, LGA, BOS, DFW, IAD, and SFO you see that we have little if anything to worry about. I'm certainly not worried and will not be very "vigilant" as the TSA and NYPD tells me I need to be.

The TSA has proven ineffective time and again through spot checks. They've also been caught stealing from passengers on numerous occasions. While I don't agree they're out to destroy our freedoms (they'd have to be smarter), I do think they're an incredible waste of time and money
2012-10-24 01:22:11 AM  
1 votes:

brandent: You know I've been on fark several years and never seen some dude just completely out of the blue try to pick some girl up that blatantly. Except Grable's Daughter who apparently is soliciting that kind of thing.


Don't expect to see her back any time in the future...

And yes, this was comedy gold really quick... Almost as good as some of the Kwame threads...
2012-10-24 12:18:13 AM  
1 votes:
And yet TSA still doesn't have its own tag. What are you afraid of Drew?
2012-10-23 11:51:33 PM  
1 votes:

BMFPitt: The terrorists won. Big time.


You can always bank on scared people giving too much power to authoritarians.
2012-10-23 11:38:34 PM  
1 votes:
ts3.mm.bing.net

Miss me yet..?
2012-10-23 11:26:28 PM  
1 votes:
Read TFA, thought to myself, wow, that was dumb, why so many comments?

Oh, well there ya go. Some guy isn't satisfied with the hot blonde, so he hits on the hot married redhead.

// zynix gets a 26 slashie salute.
2012-10-23 11:18:45 PM  
1 votes:

xynix: Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Someone should screen cap this and send it to his girlfriend.

Not even joking. Dude's trash.
2012-10-23 11:17:45 PM  
1 votes:

SpeedyBB: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Can I come along? (Seventy-one-year-old bald-headed homosexual prankster & video artist)


You sound waaaaay too interesting. Sold! Were you @ Pride-Atl? My husband was a hit.
2012-10-23 11:12:01 PM  
1 votes:

xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.


I will have to remember that if I need to fly again.. I have not been on a plane since this shiat took effect. Was enough of a PITA before this; transfer flights coming in 10 minutes before your connecting flight which just happens to be in a completely different concourse.... no way in hell you can deplane, and make it across O'hare to another terminal in 10 damned minutes!
But, I know if someone grabbed my junk with no warning, my gut reflex would be to deck them; male OR female. Would be like telling me to control my heartbeat, digestion or refrain from farting in a crowded elevator.

Turned down a trip to Hawaii and a completely FREE stay while there with an X while she was working a temp job (in hospital) mainly because I just did not want to fly and deal with all the CRAP I have read about (and a close second was because I didn't want her to think the "X" was going to get a reversed status, either).
2012-10-23 10:58:53 PM  
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

Also: Are you aware you can imbed the farking video in the farking post? Fark you if you're too lazy or incompetent or inconsiderate to do that.

Yeah, because loading up a webpage with cpu wasting flash is soooo considerate.

OMG SCAREY MYSTERY YOOTUBE


OMG COMMON COURTESY/SENSE
2012-10-23 10:38:36 PM  
1 votes:
ts3.mm.bing.net
2012-10-23 10:34:30 PM  
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Guys, guys, we need to focus on what's really important: How to make the TSA's job more fun and interesting.

/'tis the season, btw
//the season for groping


Somehow there came flashing into my mind this shot of Harpo Marx going through airport security, with that baggy coat a-bulging.

Bored-looking overweight black woman asks him to please remove the contents and out comes a tuba three cats a lemon meringue pie a confused-looking midget a dozen cans of beans (one open) and so on.

Harpo honks his bulbous horn, and smiles. Alarms go off everywhere. Towers open fire.
2012-10-23 10:27:47 PM  
1 votes:
Setting aside the long rant about the TSA in general, I actually do wonder why no one has fought this on first amendment grounds... it's awfully hard to peaceably assemble at the Waikiki Yacht Club by bus for us mainlanders, for example. Impeding air travel and restricting the ability to travel easily does seem to violate the first... but maybe I am weird.
2012-10-23 10:25:58 PM  
1 votes:
If she's been smart enough to teach her daughter to scream" RAPE!" at the top of her lungs the instant someone touched her crotch, this story would have a very different ending.

And we'd be one step closer to the end of the TSA.
2012-10-23 09:55:54 PM  
1 votes:
Judges are just people. Their opinions matter just as much to me as you farkers' opinions. Keep giving up your rights you farking idiots.
2012-10-23 09:46:42 PM  
1 votes:

Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.


considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.
2012-10-23 09:39:32 PM  
1 votes:

FunkOut: Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.


In the works as you speak. Revised date 2018 if Obama wins. 2020 if Romney wins.
2012-10-23 09:18:10 PM  
1 votes:
"I don't like being patted down, bawww, the TSA IS SO MEAN"

so then piss the hell off and ride a bus or train you whiny shiatbags. If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...

So deal with it, or stay the fark on the ground. You do have other options, but I know your overwhelming entitlement won't let you do that.
2012-10-23 09:14:57 PM  
1 votes:

The last name I had was pretty gay...: Subby might be reaching, TFA:
Abbott eventually allowed her then-14-year-old daughter to undergo the pat-down, but then she refused a pat-down for herself and was arrested..

TL;DR: Mother was arrested for refusing a pat-down at an airport security checkpoint.

Air travel requires you to be groped. It's just the way it is now. Get used to it, or go by train or bus.


We need a national Fark With the TSA day. I vote April 21.
2012-10-23 09:12:41 PM  
1 votes:

Linkster: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

If you are FARKING, STFU about wasting time, mmmmmmmmmmkay!


Is everything all right at home? You seem kind of... unstable.
2012-10-23 09:12:12 PM  
1 votes:
It's getting so a college drop-out rent-a-cop can't even feel on a 14-year-old girl's crotch in public anymore. I hope you liberals are happy.
2012-10-23 09:11:35 PM  
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR


Oh noes! You might have to give some indication of the stupid farkin' video you think everyone will enjoy so much! THE FARKING HORROR!
2012-10-23 09:10:23 PM  
1 votes:
I didn't know they were "encumbered" in the first place, since airports never have been anyway.
2012-10-23 09:07:03 PM  
1 votes:
The people have gotten exactly what they asked for. Hell, TSA is a great job for homosexuals and peodophiles. The TSA, where everyday is a freebie feely day.
2012-10-23 09:06:54 PM  
1 votes:

Zarquon's Flat Tire: CygnusDarius: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.

No one was spared. Not even the links of he who shall not be named.


Man, I miss that guy. Sure, his links were visually raping your eyes, but the reactions were funny.
2012-10-23 09:04:44 PM  
1 votes:

Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule


A polite groping is still a groping.
2012-10-23 08:57:27 PM  
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.


No one was spared. Not even the links of he who shall not be named.
2012-10-23 08:50:33 PM  
1 votes:

FunkOut: Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.


was discussing similar with Mom this morning. as in, we are living under what they used to tell us it was like to be in commie Russia. sad thing is, it's supposed to be so great here, but in many ways its much worse in many other places. due process, for instance. in some lands your future is decided by some dooshbags whim at the moment. but in the usa you're screwed according to due process. so, theres that. on the plus side at least they lie to us and humor us. some places you don't even get that. freedom and liberty are just words scrawled on a bathroom wall. we have stick shifts and fast food. that's guaranteed in the Constitution.

ps: you have excellent taste in music
2012-10-23 08:49:54 PM  
1 votes:

Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule


It's amazing how effective this is when dealing with anyone. I don't like most people, but I try not to be a dick toward them, and guess what? I rarely have problems with others.
2012-10-23 08:44:16 PM  
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR


You don't know man, you're not a veteran of the rickroll wars, you don't know what it was like.
2012-10-23 08:43:41 PM  
1 votes:

Arctic Phoenix: The mother sounds like an AW.

Then again, I've never had a problem with post 9/11 security.

PRE 9/11 security, on the other hand, was grossly incompetent, as opposed to the currently mostly incompetent. And half of them couldn't speak English.


So a few $reallybignumbers later and nothing's really changed. Sounds about right.
2012-10-23 08:42:21 PM  
1 votes:
The mother sounds like an AW.

Then again, I've never had a problem with post 9/11 security.

PRE 9/11 security, on the other hand, was grossly incompetent, as opposed to the currently mostly incompetent. And half of them couldn't speak English.
2012-10-23 08:37:23 PM  
1 votes:

fta

Abbott eventually allowed her then-14-year-old daughter to undergo the pat-down, but then she refused a pat-down for herself and was arrested.

So she allowed her daughter to be felt up, but refused it for herself.

O.o Great parenting there lady.
2012-10-23 08:36:40 PM  
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Atari Lynx rocked! It was the best handheld at the time, no doubt. At one time I owned both a Lynx and an Atari Portfolio (with modem!). Those were the days.
2012-10-23 08:30:14 PM  
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xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


"A" for effort!
/I call dibs on the blonde in his profile pic! Assuming that's his girlfriend and assuming she reads all this.
2012-10-23 08:24:56 PM  
1 votes:
All Animals are equal, some are just more equal than others.
2012-10-23 08:22:21 PM  
1 votes:
i'm gonna get a job with the TSA, and see just how far i can go touching little girlz without getting fired
2012-10-23 08:22:19 PM  
1 votes:
LOL BAHAHAHAHAHA PWNT.
2012-10-23 08:21:11 PM  
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Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


This made my day!
2012-10-23 05:11:11 PM  
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I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.
2012-10-23 05:10:49 PM  
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Voiceofreason01: exercising free speech =! assault


RTFA - "disorderly conduct" != "assault," either.

But what else can we expect from a clusterfark of undereducated douchebags who can't even be honest about their job titles?

"Officers," indeed. Bullshiat.
 
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