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(Connecticut Post)   Judge rules TSA checkpoints officially free of First Amendment encumbrances - hide yo kids, hide yo wife, TSA be gropin errybody in here   (ctpost.com) divider line 226
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2012-10-23 09:35:59 PM  

Voiceofreason01: exercising free speech =! assault


Yup. The First covers words, not means. Protected speech delivered in an unacceptable fashion remains unacceptable.

Arctic Phoenix: The mother sounds like an AW.

Then again, I've never had a problem with post 9/11 security.

PRE 9/11 security, on the other hand, was grossly incompetent, as opposed to the currently mostly incompetent. And half of them couldn't speak English.


Twice now my wife has had things in her carryon that the X-ray guy couldn't resolve. Hand inspect the bag, fine. Grope her because of it? Unreasonable. It was her bag that needed inspection, not her!

Kanemano: Counter point:

As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule


Most of the time if you kowtow reasonably you'll be ok.

The problem comes when you get some guy on a power trip and have something unusual, especially of a medical nature.

Not to mention that if the cancer scanners had been fully deployed on 9/12 by now they would have killed more than 9/11 did--and that's using TSA's own numbers which are probably low. Never mind that they're completely ineffective at detecting properly placed metal objects--you can get anything past assuming it's small enough not to cause a noticeable bulge.

They can't even detect properly shaped explosives, either.
 
2012-10-23 09:36:00 PM  

Kanemano: Counter point: As a semi-frequent air traveler with an artificial hip I get the pat down every time, I have yet to run into a TSA agent that was anything but courteous and professional, maybe it's because I am usually going to vacation areas or I use the "don't be a dick" rule


I always request the manual check to avoid the xray machine. I am 99.99999% certain that I'm not going to get cancer from being gently touched, but no such assurance exists for the scanners. I just make sure I leave myself an extra 5 minutes for them to call somebody over, glove up, and give me my free touches. I tell them to skip the speech because I'm used to it already. I tell them that the whole process is silly, they usually agree. I tell them I came in freshly washed closes and that I use a special backpack for travel because I go to "the range" on the weekend and my other backpacks will all set off their machines. I talk about how L3, who makes the xray scanner also makes some of my optics and is located a few miles away from my home. I ask them if they are on full-time or the ridiculous 5-shifts-of-5-hours-each, because that's what I was offered when I was applying and that's why I went a completely different direction for employment.

Believe it or not, treating them like people tends to cause them to treat YOU like a person too.

There is the occasional one who is a freaking idiot though. As I was de-belting and de-shoeing the other day I called one over to tell them I would like to request the manual check. He said "uh, okay, just say so when you get up there." There was ONE person in front of me before I got up "there" so 15 seconds later I said to him "I would like to request the manual check... now?" And then he radioed for somebody, not quite understanding what he had just done. 

(I also had a fascinating conversation with a DELTA flight instructor traveling on business - mid flight - about how to spot air marshals, security, hobby shooting, explosives, and how his company ipad app gave him full access to each passenger's info)

/luck presser
 
2012-10-23 09:36:26 PM  
Don;t TSA me, bro.
 
2012-10-23 09:39:32 PM  

FunkOut: Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.


In the works as you speak. Revised date 2018 if Obama wins. 2020 if Romney wins.
 
2012-10-23 09:39:40 PM  

Bell-fan: You know, I just don't get why people don't start a movement.

Inform each other about Jury nullification... tell each other that every single citizen can just tell the court to go fark itself on any case where someone resists or attacks the TSA.

Then have citizens just walk right past the TSA and tell them to go stuff their checks.

Seriously, if everyone did this... and told the federal govt to go fark itself in regards to the TSA we could eliminate the TSA and their groping in no time.

Jury nullification is our right as citizens to overturn unjust laws.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nullification

Sometimes citizens have to just step up and tell the courts and the feds and everyone else "NO! No more! Beyond this line you will not cross and we are pushing you back. If you try this any longer we will resist and resist with force. You are meant to be the servants of the will of the people and the people tell you, NO! Resist this and we will slay you for betraying our will"


That's all well and good, but most American people would rather watch Honey Boo-Boo or Pawn Wars or Ancient Aliens than learn about edumacashenal crap like "jury nullification." And most of the few who do know AND care about jury nullification are either smart enough to get out of jury duty or too smart to make it to the final twelve -- prosecutors probably don't like jurors who aren't dumb enough to assume that an arrest is proof of guilt in and of itself, and defense attorneys likely aren't too keen on jurors who aren't dumb enough to buy the Chewbacca Defense.

Of the few who do make it to an actual jury, nearly all would either be of the "You first!" school of standing up for other people's rights, or they would be badgered by the other 11 jurors into making a speedy ruling so that those 11 can go home in time to watch Honey Boo-Boo, Pawn Wars or Ancient Aliens.

/plus, there's the fact that the existence of TSA makes middle-aged, middle-income, midwestern white soccer moms feel safe in the knowledge that there is exactly one line of defense preventing moon god-worshiping brown people with funny accents from flying a 747 full of jet fuel and TNT directly into their town's Wal-Mart
//doesn't matter that they're wronger than a platoon of Boy Scouts being sent on a Penn State-sponsored trip to the Vatican, they're the lowest common denominator and they vote, which makes them the second-most powerful lobbying group in the US, behind only actual lobbyists
///have you noticed I'm more than a bit cynical regarding the direction of the country I defended at the cost of six years of my life, my ability to walk unaided, and my mind?
 
2012-10-23 09:40:51 PM  

Bontesla: I'm also married.


This thread is officially over.
 
2012-10-23 09:41:26 PM  

Rapmaster2000: The troops will put a stop to this. They protect our freedom.


Yes comrade. We must have faith in our countrymen.

/Please pass the potato borscht.
 
2012-10-23 09:45:08 PM  

Arctic Phoenix: if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out.


And if 50 people a day, I SAID 50 PEOPLE A DAY! walk in sing a bar of Alice's restaurant and walk out, then they might think it's a movement. And friends, that's what it is. The Alice's Restaurant Anti-TSA Movement, and all ya gotta do to join is to sing it, the next time, it comes around, on the gitar!

/with feelin
 
2012-10-23 09:46:42 PM  

Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.


considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.
 
2012-10-23 09:51:28 PM  

Girion47: Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.


But it is important to me. Totally committed.
 
2012-10-23 09:54:31 PM  

dahmers love zombie: LOL BAHAHAHAHAHA PWNT.


/Heh...you're favoritied. Just the right balance of snark and trolling. Shakes your internet hand.
 
2012-10-23 09:55:04 PM  

atomicmask: If the TSA didn't exist you would be screaming "WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SECURITY" when another muslim hijacks another plane and crashes it into another building...


How's it feel to be wearing a diaper all the time to stop from shiatting your pants? Oh noes a muslim might hijack a plane and crash it! That's already impossible to occur with or without the TSA. They do and have done nothing except knee-jerk reactions, theft, and hopefully got cancer standing in front of those xray machines all day.
 
2012-10-23 09:55:54 PM  
Judges are just people. Their opinions matter just as much to me as you farkers' opinions. Keep giving up your rights you farking idiots.
 
2012-10-23 09:59:44 PM  

AssAsInAssassin: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

Also: Are you aware you can imbed the farking video in the farking post? Fark you if you're too lazy or incompetent or inconsiderate to do that.


Yeah, because loading up a webpage with cpu wasting flash is soooo considerate.

OMG SCAREY MYSTERY YOOTUBE
 
2012-10-23 10:00:18 PM  

Bontesla: Girion47: Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.

But it is important to me. Totally committed.


I'd believe you if you weren't a redhead. Can't trust the soulless.

:-P
 
2012-10-23 10:01:19 PM  

FunkOut: Um, you know, Americans, maybe you should take all the freedom and liberty stuff off your official brochures for the country and replace them with stuff about "security" and "order". I mean, unless you're planning some kind of reboot of the country in the next little while.


Hey! Fark you because. Well...yeah....I guess you're right. Shiat.
 
2012-10-23 10:04:30 PM  

Girion47: Bontesla: Girion47: Bontesla: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Er. Uhm. Thank you. Jeepers. Thank you. :)
I'm also married.

considering he has a girlfriend, I don't think your husband is an ethical issue for him.

But it is important to me. Totally committed.

I'd believe you if you weren't a redhead. Can't trust the soulless.

:-P


*lol* Oh god who knows what my natural color is any more. Besides, I'm not soulless. I eat them as a snack every night. I have plenty I'm currently digesting.
 
2012-10-23 10:05:34 PM  

xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Can I come along? (Seventy-one-year-old bald-headed homosexual prankster & video artist)
 
2012-10-23 10:10:30 PM  

Gone In 26 Minutes: the801: you know those fake penis things they sell with clean artificial urine to pass drug tests? i'd really love to fill one with slightly watered down mayonnaise and go thru one of those checkpoints.

'GOD! i haven't been touched like that since grade school!'

You'd hold up the line, get arrested and likely have the people behind you who are just trying to get home/where-ever beat the shiat out of you.

There are ways to express your dislike for the TSA, but on line to a flight having already purchased your tickets with a few dozen people behind you is NOT the time. Civil disobedience only works as a form of protest when it directly impacts the ability of the people you're protesting to do their jobs which is one of the major things people seem to get wrong. It's why demonstrations and picketing rarely ever works and it's why attention whoring stunts like making a mess all over yourself on line also does not work. The more you fark with the TSA while actually on line, the more you're encouraging them to make their policies even more invasive.

Boycotting flight doesn't help either because that just hurts the airline companies and forces them to make cut backs that will further make travel miserable for those that have no choice, but to take a plane. The TSA is a government agency - they're funded entirely separately and there are already plans to put them on other forms of transport.


So, uh, what form of civil disobedience do you recommend, then?
 
2012-10-23 10:15:11 PM  

xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.


Your PreCheck ID number flagged as "always stop" in 3..2..
 
2012-10-23 10:18:15 PM  

xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.


I've only gotten to take advantage of the precheck 3 or 4 times. It seems I'm not very lucky in that lottery.
 
2012-10-23 10:18:28 PM  

Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.


Those under-the-cover officers are the worst. Or best. I forget which.
 
2012-10-23 10:25:03 PM  

sendtodave: So, uh, what form of civil disobedience do you recommend, then?


Stop flying. Shut the airlines down.
 
2012-10-23 10:25:58 PM  
If she's been smart enough to teach her daughter to scream" RAPE!" at the top of her lungs the instant someone touched her crotch, this story would have a very different ending.

And we'd be one step closer to the end of the TSA.
 
2012-10-23 10:27:47 PM  
Setting aside the long rant about the TSA in general, I actually do wonder why no one has fought this on first amendment grounds... it's awfully hard to peaceably assemble at the Waikiki Yacht Club by bus for us mainlanders, for example. Impeding air travel and restricting the ability to travel easily does seem to violate the first... but maybe I am weird.
 
2012-10-23 10:29:53 PM  

Weaver95: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.

because the world deserves to see your clumsy attempts to hit on total*farkettes.


In his defense, holy farkballs she's hot.

vodka: sendtodave: So, uh, what form of civil disobedience do you recommend, then?

Stop flying. Shut the airlines down.


Ba-ba-ba-ba-bailouts! Too big to fail! Free spot on bingo card here!
 
2012-10-23 10:32:20 PM  

vodka: Stop flying. Shut the airlines down.


The government will simply give them your tax money to keep that from happening.

(What? You didn't think the airline industry was profitable, did you?)
 
gja
2012-10-23 10:32:39 PM  

the801: you know those fake penis things they sell with clean artificial urine to pass drug tests? i'd really love to fill one with slightly watered down mayonnaise and go thru one of those checkpoints.

'GOD! i haven't been touched like that since grade catholic school!'


FTFY
 
2012-10-23 10:34:30 PM  

CygnusDarius: Guys, guys, we need to focus on what's really important: How to make the TSA's job more fun and interesting.

/'tis the season, btw
//the season for groping


Somehow there came flashing into my mind this shot of Harpo Marx going through airport security, with that baggy coat a-bulging.

Bored-looking overweight black woman asks him to please remove the contents and out comes a tuba three cats a lemon meringue pie a confused-looking midget a dozen cans of beans (one open) and so on.

Harpo honks his bulbous horn, and smiles. Alarms go off everywhere. Towers open fire.
 
2012-10-23 10:38:36 PM  
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2012-10-23 10:38:48 PM  

GORDON: Haven't flown since the cancer scanners went in. Have been a few LONG drives for vacations since, but at least I feel like I haven't traded my integrity for convenience.

If it were just me that would be one thing, but I have a 7 year old kid, who was 4 when the new procedures went into place.

He will not be touched by the TSA.


How about once you're all in the Camps together?
 
2012-10-23 10:39:02 PM  

vodka: sendtodave: So, uh, what form of civil disobedience do you recommend, then?

Stop flying. Shut the airlines down.


He said:

Gone In 26 Minutes: Boycotting flight doesn't help either because that just hurts the airline companies and forces them to make cut backs that will further make travel miserable for those that have no choice, but to take a plane. The TSA is a government agency - they're funded entirely separately and there are already plans to put them on other forms of transport.


Soooo... what else?
 
2012-10-23 10:44:11 PM  

ultraholland: xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.
because you touch yourself to profile pics


I never fly but that was worth coming in here for.
 
2012-10-23 10:56:51 PM  

BolloxReader: This is why I refuse to fly. Amtrak for me. At least they get to tell the TSA to stuff it when they want to do their whole police state thing. I know they are subject to TSA requirements the same as airlines are, but they stood their ground (how I wish that was in the Floridian sense) when the TSA wanted to do the same intrusive stuff in train stations that they do at airports.

I'd rather my taxpayer subsidies went to Amtrak than to the airport TSA folks.


Oh, good, you're willing to accept 22 hour delays for a 4 hour trip. You are so much ahead of the curve. You'll note I didn't say 24 hour delay, because that makes the Amtrak union crew lose overtime money because the next day's crew should be in place.

Wait, let me check your profile:

Applied anthropologist, entrepreneur, insurance agent, business consultant, computer gamer, truck driver, proud Fark libtard

If you are shouting Amtrak from Indiana you're Mob, union, or idiot. I'd guess you fill one of the three, and none of the impressive ones.
 
2012-10-23 10:58:53 PM  

lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: lewismarktwo: AssAsInAssassin: Slaxl: Seemed appropriate.

Since when is a potentially time-wasting YouTube video with no hint as to its contents or relevance "appropriate?"

Pretty much any time a Farker posts a so-called "obligatory" link, it's to YouTube. Since YouTube doesn't include a title or any other useful information in the URL, I never waste my time clicking on the link. For all I know it's a RickRoll.

/Got that off my chest.
//Seriously: stop doing that.

Oh noes! It might be a Rickroll! Heavens! You could have to close it immediately and go on about your day! THE FUDGING HORROR

Also: Are you aware you can imbed the farking video in the farking post? Fark you if you're too lazy or incompetent or inconsiderate to do that.

Yeah, because loading up a webpage with cpu wasting flash is soooo considerate.

OMG SCAREY MYSTERY YOOTUBE


OMG COMMON COURTESY/SENSE
 
2012-10-23 11:00:17 PM  

Voiceofreason01: exercising free speech =! assault


=! != !=
 
2012-10-23 11:06:23 PM  

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


lulz. what a creeper.
 
2012-10-23 11:07:08 PM  

Gone In 26 Minutes: the801: you know those fake penis things they sell with clean artificial urine to pass drug tests? i'd really love to fill one with slightly watered down mayonnaise and go thru one of those checkpoints.

'GOD! i haven't been touched like that since grade school!'

You'd hold up the line, get arrested and likely have the people behind you who are just trying to get home/where-ever beat the shiat out of you.

There are ways to express your dislike for the TSA, but on line to a flight having already purchased your tickets with a few dozen people behind you is NOT the time..


Agreed, but the solution in this case is just wrong. Ban the person from the airport or the airline. The slippery slope created here is enough to have an Olympic skiier slide down a mountain: "He looked at me wrong, that's a-jailin". "I didn't like his attitude, that's a jailin". They already have measures in place to deal with unruly customers, this isn't needed.
 
2012-10-23 11:12:01 PM  

xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.


I will have to remember that if I need to fly again.. I have not been on a plane since this shiat took effect. Was enough of a PITA before this; transfer flights coming in 10 minutes before your connecting flight which just happens to be in a completely different concourse.... no way in hell you can deplane, and make it across O'hare to another terminal in 10 damned minutes!
But, I know if someone grabbed my junk with no warning, my gut reflex would be to deck them; male OR female. Would be like telling me to control my heartbeat, digestion or refrain from farting in a crowded elevator.

Turned down a trip to Hawaii and a completely FREE stay while there with an X while she was working a temp job (in hospital) mainly because I just did not want to fly and deal with all the CRAP I have read about (and a close second was because I didn't want her to think the "X" was going to get a reversed status, either).
 
2012-10-23 11:17:16 PM  
Anybody have that judges name and address????
 
2012-10-23 11:17:45 PM  

SpeedyBB: xynix: Bontesla: xynix: I'm TSA precheck so I don't have to deal with the morons as often as I used to but I've never been in a TSA scanner nor will I ever go into one. Before they pat me down I ask for their full name and identification number which inevitably leads to "why do you need that?" And I simply reply that if they touch an inappropriate area I will file a -civil- lawsuit against them personally.

No one has ever touched me inappropriately. Except my girlfriend.. and 2 previous wives.

What you didn't realize was that your two ex-wives and your current girlfriend work for the TSA. And you think you're clever.

Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?

Can I come along? (Seventy-one-year-old bald-headed homosexual prankster & video artist)


You sound waaaaay too interesting. Sold! Were you @ Pride-Atl? My husband was a hit.
 
2012-10-23 11:18:45 PM  

xynix: Holy wow you're hot. You also have red hair which adds wow points.. AND you're in Atlanta.. How about Verde in Brookhaven on Tuesday?


Someone should screen cap this and send it to his girlfriend.

Not even joking. Dude's trash.
 
2012-10-23 11:20:00 PM  

xynix: shiat .. why is this being greenlit.


clarbojahn.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-23 11:20:31 PM  
The terrorists won. Big time.
 
2012-10-23 11:21:01 PM  

xynix: 2 previous wives.


Yes, advertise this. This will surely make you attractive to women and totally does not set off any alarm bells whatsoever.
 
2012-10-23 11:22:08 PM  

James F. Campbell: Yes, advertise this. This will surely make you attractive to women and totally does not set off any alarm bells whatsoever.


He's trying to pick up women on the internet, don't salt his game brah.
 
2012-10-23 11:26:28 PM  
Read TFA, thought to myself, wow, that was dumb, why so many comments?

Oh, well there ya go. Some guy isn't satisfied with the hot blonde, so he hits on the hot married redhead.

// zynix gets a 26 slashie salute.
 
2012-10-23 11:27:43 PM  

mikewadestr: The people have gotten exactly what they asked for. Hell, TSA is a great job for homosexuals and peodophiles. The TSA, where everyday is a freebie feely day.


*sigh*

Homosexuals aren't sneaking around trying to sneak a grab at your junk, guy. Men and women are both equally disgusted by you.

/ you're probably right, however, about the pedos
// those assholes go for any job that allows them contact with children
 
2012-10-23 11:38:34 PM  
ts3.mm.bing.net

Miss me yet..?
 
2012-10-23 11:42:10 PM  

WeenerGord: And if 50 people a day, I SAID 50 PEOPLE A DAY! walk in sing a bar of Alice's restaurant and walk out, then they might think it's a movement. And friends, that's what it is. The Alice's Restaurant Anti-TSA Movement, and all ya gotta do to join is to sing it, the next time, it comes around, on the gitar!

modified: "I was just passing through, but if things fark up I'm gonna stay - a whiiiiiiiiiiiiiile."

Bontesla: None taken - you are welcome to call me a lesbian trollface wart and it wouldn't bother me. I've been called worse and it's just Fark.

What if I called you a trick-lighted, photoshopped attention whore?

Bontesla: *lol* Oh god who knows what my natural color is any more.

I know a way to find out... Hey, I've been with worse than trick-lighted, photoshopped attention whores before. - just not since I was a kid.

King Something: ///have you noticed I'm more than a bit cynical regarding the direction of the country I defended at the cost of six years of my life, my ability to walk unaided, and my mind?

Muchas gracias, from a guy whose vietnam vet dad had already sent one son to war (gulf war 1) and said to me "boy, if you can make it through college, I'll pay so that you don't have to go through war like we did". I finished college in 2002, so I quite literally dodged a lot of bullets.
 
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